Post by Nicholas Carson on Sept 29, 2013 4:53:17 GMT -4
The scene opens to The Nephilim walking down a long corridor backstage. Carson holds the Decimator title in his palms, the belt's face toward his own, and shakes his head in disappointment.
Carson: "Jesus fuck me Christ, can you believe that fellas?"
Chris Pyro: "I can. California sucks. It doesn't surprise me a bit that not a single pawn shop in this state was willing to pay up some money for that belt."
Lee Pyro chuckles and chimes in with his two cents, for what it is worth.
Lee Pyro: "We should find the humor in this. When we told them Envy held it for a little while, it depreciated in value. And they were not even offering anything; they wanted us to pay them. Talk about tainting a title!"
The rest of the group chuckle mildly.
Carson: "They probably knew it was a health hazard. No telling how many VDs and other diseases she's got splattered all over this belt. Good thing I've already had all of them and am immune now. Ah well, fellas, since this title isn't worth a dime, literally, and that queef machine Envy is too chickenshit to come after it I guess I have no more use for it."
As they pass a garbage can, Nickky Boy folds the title up and tosses it in the receptacle. The group rounds a corner and begin discussing other plans, such as Pyro's upcoming KOTDM title run. The camera pans back to the rubbish bin where we find the backstage maintenance man rummaging through it. He pulls out the main title on EVPW and looks at it with a sense of awe, before turning and scampering down the hallway leading to Envy's locker room.
EOT or TBC if Envy wants to add anything in with the man returning title to her.
Carson: "Jesus fuck me Christ, can you believe that fellas?"
Chris Pyro: "I can. California sucks. It doesn't surprise me a bit that not a single pawn shop in this state was willing to pay up some money for that belt."
Lee Pyro chuckles and chimes in with his two cents, for what it is worth.
Lee Pyro: "We should find the humor in this. When we told them Envy held it for a little while, it depreciated in value. And they were not even offering anything; they wanted us to pay them. Talk about tainting a title!"
The rest of the group chuckle mildly.
Carson: "They probably knew it was a health hazard. No telling how many VDs and other diseases she's got splattered all over this belt. Good thing I've already had all of them and am immune now. Ah well, fellas, since this title isn't worth a dime, literally, and that queef machine Envy is too chickenshit to come after it I guess I have no more use for it."
As they pass a garbage can, Nickky Boy folds the title up and tosses it in the receptacle. The group rounds a corner and begin discussing other plans, such as Pyro's upcoming KOTDM title run. The camera pans back to the rubbish bin where we find the backstage maintenance man rummaging through it. He pulls out the main title on EVPW and looks at it with a sense of awe, before turning and scampering down the hallway leading to Envy's locker room.
EOT or TBC if Envy wants to add anything in with the man returning title to her.
