Post by Aiden Andrews/Scotty Daniels on Mar 19, 2012 19:20:15 GMT -4
The darkness of the screen fades away into a more color full, rather actually clouded screen. The screen isn't so much clouded as it is cloudy from all the smoke that has been inhaled and exhaled from none other then the tag team phenomenon, High and Mighty. Aiden Andrews and Jack Noble sit on jack's porch passing a fat ass joint that seems to almost be roached. Jack passes the the joint one more time before Andrews ashes the joint and puts it out. Noble and Andrews are found in their favorite spot, Jack's backyard, where the dogs are grillin' and the high be chillin'. Then without thinking much of it Jack goes inside to grab another beer for the two men as Aiden turns up the radio. He fiddles with the radio trying to find a station that's actually playing music and not just commercials. Then just as Jack returns with two freshly opened long neck bottles of High Life a song comes on that reminds them of the old days. The Joker by Steve Miller Band is now playing softly in the background as the two men begin to reminisce.
::-Jack-::
Ah man I remember the first time i heard this song..god nothing like getting stoned, drinking and grillin' out to your favorite music.
::-Aiden-::
To true to true that gets me thinking...
Aiden stops talking as the song continues to play before a wavy screen transition comes over the two men and covers up the screen for only a few seconds. Then when the screen is back into focus both men are dressed in 80's attire with now what seems to be the midget Simmons standing next to them. The song both men where just talking about begins to play again as now Jack Noble begins to lip sync the lyrics to the song.
Some call me the space cowboy, yeaaahhh.
Some call me the gangster of love
Some people call me Maurice...
Both men pauses for just a brief moment with a look of confusion on their faces due to the Maurice part but continue the jingle anyway.
'Cuz i speak of the pompitous of love...
the camera angle now switches from Noble singing the rather appropriate lyrics to The Hooligan.
Cuz I'm Picker
I'm a grinner
I'm a lover
and I'm a sinner
I play my music in the suuuuunnnnn.
While the lyrics are playing Jack was shown picking some pot plants with a huge grin on his face. While this is happening Aiden is seen playing a guitar in the bright backyard while the sun shines upon them. Aiden
I'm a joker
I'm a smoker I'm a midnight toker
I get my loving on the run
oho
oho
The mini Simmons is shown pretending to anally fuck his mini blow up doll just like the real Simmons would. Aiden is shown hitting a Piece full of marijuana with his guitar strapped around him before coughing each amount of the hit out of his lungs.
People talk about me baby
say I'm doin ya wrong doinnn ya wrong
well don't you worry baby, don't worry
'cuz i'm right here, right here, right here, right at home
Simmons is seen pretending to orally induce his "partner" with words before beginning to tongue the plastic fuck buddy. Aiden and Jack are seen simultaneously shaking their heads in pure disgust. The grill continues to grill even tho no one is caring too it, and Aiden and Jack continue to sing.
Cuz I'm a picker
I'm a grinner
I'm a lover
and I'm a sinner
I play my music in the sun
I'm a joker
I'm a smoker
I'm a midnight toker
Sure don't want to hurt no one.
This time The hooligan and his partner are shown wearing shirts with a few select lyrics on them. On Aiden's it shows "I'm a Joker" on the front, Jacks shows the words, "I'm a smoker" on his before both turning around to reveal the back of their shirts both displaying the words, "I'm a midnight toker". Then after the lyrics sure don't want to hurt no one are sang, a picture of Troy Meadows is shown by Jack being ripped in half and thrown somewhere off into the back yard. The song suddenly stops with a sound effect that sounds like a record being ripped off of its player.
::-Aiden-::
What you doing man, that's littering...
::-Jack-::
Oh....ya...
Both men shrug and now continue the jingle.
Your the cutest thing i ever did see,
really love you peaches wanna shake your tree
Lovey dovey lovey dovey lovey dovey all the time
cmon baby now show me good time...
The next scene is The mini Simmons shaking a peach tree that lies in Jack's back yard. However while shaking the tree instead of receiving some beautiful fruit, he instead gets the rather forbidden fruit and smiles as he mini blow up doll with Troy's picture on it falls from the tree.
Jack and Aiden begin to laugh as the song again hits its Chorus and begins to fade out. The song stops and all two and a half men stare into the camera, baked out of their minds. Then once again the rippling transition effect hits the screen and the scene is back to Aiden staring off into space while sitting next to his partner who is seen trying to snap Andrews out of his daze. Aiden suddenly comes back too shaking his head and looking at his tag partner.
::-Jack-::
Jeez dude you were in that daze for an awful long time, kind of scared me bro...
::-Aiden-::
What can i say, it was some good shit...
Aiden looks a little disturbed as the "shit" might be too good if its creating ideas like that. He shakes his head and continue to sip on his beer, kicking back and relaxing in the sun.
EoT
OOC: COMMENTS ARE NOT ONLY WELCOME BUT WANTED LEMME KNOW!
The real song just in case you wanted to hear it..
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zua9RlosehI
::-Jack-::
Ah man I remember the first time i heard this song..god nothing like getting stoned, drinking and grillin' out to your favorite music.
::-Aiden-::
To true to true that gets me thinking...
Aiden stops talking as the song continues to play before a wavy screen transition comes over the two men and covers up the screen for only a few seconds. Then when the screen is back into focus both men are dressed in 80's attire with now what seems to be the midget Simmons standing next to them. The song both men where just talking about begins to play again as now Jack Noble begins to lip sync the lyrics to the song.
Some call me the space cowboy, yeaaahhh.
Some call me the gangster of love
Some people call me Maurice...
Both men pauses for just a brief moment with a look of confusion on their faces due to the Maurice part but continue the jingle anyway.
'Cuz i speak of the pompitous of love...
the camera angle now switches from Noble singing the rather appropriate lyrics to The Hooligan.
Cuz I'm Picker
I'm a grinner
I'm a lover
and I'm a sinner
I play my music in the suuuuunnnnn.
While the lyrics are playing Jack was shown picking some pot plants with a huge grin on his face. While this is happening Aiden is seen playing a guitar in the bright backyard while the sun shines upon them. Aiden
I'm a joker
I'm a smoker I'm a midnight toker
I get my loving on the run
oho
oho
The mini Simmons is shown pretending to anally fuck his mini blow up doll just like the real Simmons would. Aiden is shown hitting a Piece full of marijuana with his guitar strapped around him before coughing each amount of the hit out of his lungs.
People talk about me baby
say I'm doin ya wrong doinnn ya wrong
well don't you worry baby, don't worry
'cuz i'm right here, right here, right here, right at home
Simmons is seen pretending to orally induce his "partner" with words before beginning to tongue the plastic fuck buddy. Aiden and Jack are seen simultaneously shaking their heads in pure disgust. The grill continues to grill even tho no one is caring too it, and Aiden and Jack continue to sing.
Cuz I'm a picker
I'm a grinner
I'm a lover
and I'm a sinner
I play my music in the sun
I'm a joker
I'm a smoker
I'm a midnight toker
Sure don't want to hurt no one.
This time The hooligan and his partner are shown wearing shirts with a few select lyrics on them. On Aiden's it shows "I'm a Joker" on the front, Jacks shows the words, "I'm a smoker" on his before both turning around to reveal the back of their shirts both displaying the words, "I'm a midnight toker". Then after the lyrics sure don't want to hurt no one are sang, a picture of Troy Meadows is shown by Jack being ripped in half and thrown somewhere off into the back yard. The song suddenly stops with a sound effect that sounds like a record being ripped off of its player.
::-Aiden-::
What you doing man, that's littering...
::-Jack-::
Oh....ya...
Both men shrug and now continue the jingle.
Your the cutest thing i ever did see,
really love you peaches wanna shake your tree
Lovey dovey lovey dovey lovey dovey all the time
cmon baby now show me good time...
The next scene is The mini Simmons shaking a peach tree that lies in Jack's back yard. However while shaking the tree instead of receiving some beautiful fruit, he instead gets the rather forbidden fruit and smiles as he mini blow up doll with Troy's picture on it falls from the tree.
Jack and Aiden begin to laugh as the song again hits its Chorus and begins to fade out. The song stops and all two and a half men stare into the camera, baked out of their minds. Then once again the rippling transition effect hits the screen and the scene is back to Aiden staring off into space while sitting next to his partner who is seen trying to snap Andrews out of his daze. Aiden suddenly comes back too shaking his head and looking at his tag partner.
::-Jack-::
Jeez dude you were in that daze for an awful long time, kind of scared me bro...
::-Aiden-::
What can i say, it was some good shit...
Aiden looks a little disturbed as the "shit" might be too good if its creating ideas like that. He shakes his head and continue to sip on his beer, kicking back and relaxing in the sun.
EoT
OOC: COMMENTS ARE NOT ONLY WELCOME BUT WANTED LEMME KNOW!
The real song just in case you wanted to hear it..
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zua9RlosehI
You earned it though so don't worry.