Post by william321 on Oct 20, 2008 18:05:23 GMT -4
King Rex
James “This next match should generate a lot of interest wait let me get this right... A barbed wire death match with the likes of King Rex and The bard and it all ready appears that King Rex and The bard don’t like each other chuck in two nut cases like Xtreme air Johnny Napalm who King Rex had taken an instant shining to since joining us at TWF we are in for some for some great entertainment and carnage, Rob what are your thought on this next match up”
Rob “Well basically I see The Bard and Xtreme air proving to much for King Rex and Johnny remembering King Rex is only in his second match here at TWF and to me hasn’t looked to impressive then again he is along side Johnny who is well equipped and could carry King Rex to a win, either way we will see real carnage tonight lets go to ringside and check out the action “
Announcer “Due to the graphic nature of this next match up, we at TWF strongly recommend that this is for 18 and over only…. *
The crowd starts chanting (TWF) over and over
The entrance lights up with a huge barrage of fireworks.
Welcome to the Jungle pumps out of the huge P.A system the crowd cheers the roof of the walls as I appear at the opening of the arena. Holding a half full bottle of Vodka, dressed in denim jeans and a black T-shirt that read “ Suck my dick” on the front and TWF kicks ass on the back, A bandanna that reads “Bard sucks dick” wrapped around my head keeping my hair out of my eyes I slowly make my way down towards the ring.
The crowd chants
(Aussies suck Aussies suck) over and over… As King Rex makes his way to the ring…
Announcer “Weighing in at 238 pounds from Adelaide Australia King Rex “
Fans “we want blood we want blood…”
I turn to the fans and raise my bottle of Vodka, and then I guzzle down the rest of the Vodka
I stare into the fans then the sickening sound of glass breaking is heard as I smash the bottle over my own head. Glass goes every where; the ring is covered in broken glass.
Rob “That’s a first James I never seen anyone do that at TWF in all my time here “
James “ Hell this King Rex guy is crazy that’s for sure BUT has he the class or technique to make it her at TWF? “
Tbc by anyone?
Bard
Rob Smith: King Rex had an awesome entrance, but here comes his rival, The Bard.
James Mustaine: The Bard has cool composer set against the aggressive King Rex.
The lights turn off suddenly. The Titan-tron is blank, no song can be heard. The crowd starts to cheer and chant “Go Bard, Go Bard!” Soon, a Mandolin can be heard playing, faintly, but it can be heard. The lights start to turn to a dark orange and a center spotlight turns on and focuses on the center stage of the ramp. The Bard walks out from the curtains with his Mandolin playing his Theme Music. He is wearing Mongolian cloths and a leather hat with a feather in it. His Mandolin is a black, 6 stringed instrument, with an IHCW sticker taped on the base of the instrument. He stops inside the Spotlight and stands their playing his song. A sign can be seen by the camera that says “Mess with the Bard, get the Mandolin”
Tod Brown: The following match is scheduled to be a One-Fall, and is a Tag Team match. Introducing second, from the country of Mongolia, weighing in at 233 pounds, and standing at 5 feet 11 inches, The Bard!!
The Bard smiles as he continues to play his Mandolin, the IHCW sticker changes colors as the light changes to a light red. The crowd starts to cheer when the best part of the song starts.
James Mustaine: The Bard has his work cut out for him, but as we seen before, he can come back from some serious pain.
Rob Smith: King Rex looks like he wants to start the match right now and not let Xtreme Air and Johnny Napalm even get into the ring.
The spotlight moves down the ramp as The Bard continues to play his song. He perfects his entrance as he walks down the ramp the same time the spotlight moves down it. He stops playing as the light turns to a light bluish color and pulls the Mandolin off from his neck. The Bard points to the IHCW and raises his arm into the air signifying that IHCW will win the match. The Bard slides into the ring and places his Mandolin by the turnbuckle while the lights fade back to their original color and than The Bard places his feathered hat on the turnbuckle, as he gets ready for the match.
Jame Mustaine: One member of the unstoppable IHCW Faction Tag Team is in the ring, and the sound is unbelievable. King Rex looks like he is going to rip The Bard's head off. Xtreme Air and Johnny Napalm must hurry if they want to get into the ring before the match starts.
Johnny Napalm
Before Johnny makes his entrance, a microphone, three cellos & a drum set is put up to the left side of the stage, Adam Gontier, Eicca Toppinen, Paavo Lötjönen, Perttu Kivilaakso, and Mikko Sirén come out, Adam goes near the microphone, Eicca, Paavo & Perttu each go toward one of the cellos, while Mikko sits behind the drums, then Eicca, Paavo, & Perttu begin playing the cellos, as then Adam Gontier begins to sing.
I try to make it through my life, in my way, there's you
I try to make it through these lies, that's all I do
Johnny & Katie both come out, while Johnny is wearing bandages around his forhead, which is stained by blood, before they walk down the ramp, Katie has an expression of worry on her face
Just don't deny it, Just
don't deny it and deal with it, yeah
deal with it
Some fans boo, while others cheer, some even begin to chant He's Hardcore at Johnny Napalm, while others chant insults at Johnny, a few fans try to throw their bottles, and cups at Johnny.
You try to break me,
You wanna break me...bit by bit,
That's just part of it
Mikko then begins playing the drums
If you were dead or still alive
I don't care, I don't care
And all the things you left behind
I don't care, I don't care
Tod Brown:From the Bowery weighing in at 222 pounds, he is "The Human Cancer" Johnny Napalm!!!
I try to make you see my side
Always trying to stay in line
But your eyes see right through
That's all they do
Johnny then begins to make his way down entrance ramp as some fans show him the middle finger, and some Hardcore fans still cheer at Johnny, Katie makes her way down also still showing worry for Johnny.
I'm getting tired of this shit
I've got no room when it's like this
What you want of me just deal with it
Johnny then slides under the barbwire ropes & so does Katie also, Johnny looks around the ring, as he knows he has been in many hardcore matches, but hardly ever in a barbwire match.
SO
If you were dead or still alive
I don't care, I don't care
And all the things you left behind
I don't care, I don't care
Johnny then holds out both his arms as the fans show mixed reactions toward Johnny, Katie then tells Johnny not to be involved in this matchup, but Johnny kisses her then tells her not to worry for him.
(nothing can care about, nothing can care about)
(you won't be there for me, you won't be there for me)
Johnny and Katie stand next to King Rex, facing Bard as they await for Xtreme Air to show up, so the barbwire match can begin.
If you were dead or still alive
I don't care, I don't care
And all the things you left behind
I don't care, I don't care
Xtreme Air aka Demon
The lights dim as Down with the Sickness blares through the arena. The titantron shows moments from Xtreme Air's matches against Kid Dynamite, Daniel Throne, and Bishamon. All the fans are on their feet as they can't wait to see Xtreme Air.
Tod Brown
And introducing the final competitor in this tag team Texas Barbed-Wire Deathmatch, standing 5'9" tall and weighing in at 195 pounds, he is the Ultimate Aerialist....Xtreme Air!!!!
At the sound of his name, Xtreme Air comes running out from behind the curtains. He starts playing to the crowd getting them ramped up for this match. They all start chanting his name.
Crowd
Xtreme! Xtreme! Xtreme! Xtreme!
As Xtreme Air runs across the stage, more pyrotechnics hit, causing him to momentarily be lost from view. As they stop, Xtreme Air goes running down the ramp.
Rob
Well here he is. Xtreme Air, and he can't be too happy about how he hasn't won a match since coming to TWF. I can only hope to see him win one in his very first Pay-Per-View.
James
Oh shut up Rob. We all know how you have a gay relationship with this guy.
Rob
James, do you realize that you are also insulting Xtreme Air whenever you say that?
James
Yes, I do Rob. And I don't care.
By this time, Xtreme Air has already made it the ring and is over in a corner talking to Bard. As all four men are in the ring, the ref signals for the bell.
OOC: Sorry it took me so long to RP. I haven't been home for the past couple of days. I didn't know that I would be gone so I didn't post a LOA.
Bard
Rob Smith: The Match starts with the newer member of IHCW, Xtreme Air and the veteran, The Bard against the Bard's major enemy, King Rex, and an old time favorite, Johnny Napalm.
James Mustaine: The Bard and King Rex are out their looking for some blood, neither will be disappointed tonight.
The Bard and King Rex immediately lock up into a death grasp as neither will admit defeat, Xtreme Air and Johnny Napalm respectfully lock up with each other and not interfere with the struggle for life. King Rex gains the advantage somehow and pushes the Bard towards the turnbuckle which the Bard couldn't avoid, and he also couldn't avoid the barbed wire ropes that his right arm slams against piercing the skin, making blood gush out as if the Hoover Dam cracked open. King Rex takes the opportunity to cause some damage as he walks back to the opposite turnbuckle.
Meanwhile Xtreme Air loses advantage as Johnny Napalm connects with a few rights and a heavy left, knocking the High Flying Kid to his knees, Johnny Napalm connects with a heavy right knee to Xtreme Air's face.
King Rex finally reaches the other turnbuckle and runs to reach full speed before he reaches The Bard, The Bard grits his teeth and tears his arm away from the barbed wire to dodge King Rex, but with the extra time it took, King Rex connected, but The Bard pulled his arms close to his body to avoid the barbed wire again, but only to get his left thigh, caught onto the opposite side. King Rex didn't go unscratched as his stomach gets caught on the wire of doom and blood, as blood starts to gush out. Both not wanting to be at a disadvantage, tries to get themselves unstuck.
Xtreme Air is pulled up by his mask, and then lifted into the air by Johnny Napalm, and slammed down onto the mat with a scoop slam that wouldn't disappoint a god. Johnny Napalm picks up a cactus that lies on the mat and pushes it onto Xtreme Air's stomach, who cries out in pain as Napalm starts to rub it back and forth. The needles start to stick into the gut of the High Flying Dragon as he wriggles about to free himself from the clutches of The Human Cancer.
Meanwhile, The Bard gets himself out of the barbed wire first and connects with King Rex's head with his Mongolian shoe. Rex's hair gets caught onto the wire of death, and tries to disattach his arm, only to realize his hair got caught, disregarding his self being, he just shreds his skin and hair, from the wire to get at The Bard. King Rex holds The Bard around his waist pushes him towards the other turnbuckle. The Bard, realizing that he is at a disadvantage, elbows King Rex in the back of the head multiple times to stop his advance. Finally, King Rex falls to one knee, The Bard punches King Rex right into the stomach where the barbed wire rested a few moments before. Blood starts to pour out of the wound, as The Bard lifts King Rex onto his feet, grabs one of Rex's feet, and twists it making Rex spin to hit the mat, performing a Mandara Twist, and getting Rex's boot caught onto the barbed wire rope.
Xtreme finally gets free from Johnny Napalm by grabbing Johnny's head and flipping him over his body to get Johnny caught onto the barbed wire, upside down, legs caught onto the top rope, hip caught onto the middle rope, and shoulders caught onto the bottom. Xtreme senses an opening and starts to bounce the barbed wire ropes get his hands stabbed in the process to cause all kinds of damage to Johnny Napalm, who is helpless and screams out in pain from the bouncing pain that shoots throughout his whole body. Xtreme finally gets bored and grabs a bull whip. Xtreme starts to whip Johnny Napalm along the stomach and face until the bloodied whips gets tangled with the bloodied barbed wire as Johnny Napalm's blood flows freely from the cuts on his face and middle. Xtreme climbs onto the turnbuckle and jumps of connecting a dropkick with Johnny Napalm's face, making the barbed wire dig deeper into Johnny Napalm's shoulders.
Rob Smith: This match wasn't even meet for human eyes to watch, let alone kids under 18.
James Mustaine: The blood will keep on coming after the commercial break.
TBC: Xtreme Air, King Rex, or The Human Cancer.
King Rex
Rob” Welcome back folks damn commercials I hate them so much! Now lets re cap some of the high lights of this matches early stage “
The crowd oohhs and ahhhs as they watch the huge replay screen.
The replay shows blood flinging through the air as The Bard rips his arm free from the barbed wire. As the camera zooms in there is a deep gash to The Bards arm
Then we get a shot of King Rex as he gets caught up in the wire and blood pours from his stomach.
James” Damn so much blood and the match has just begun, these guys won’t be donating blood for at least a month after this thirsty encounter “
Back at ringside…
With King Rex stuck on the ropes The bard has a grin on his face as he ponders his next move. He moves in and begins stomping King Rex to the mid section each stomp knocking the fight out of Rex, then Bard takes a step back and delivers a perfectly executed knee drop landing right to the face, Rex clutches at his face as The bard stands tall over his fallen prey. Using his right leg Bard begins kicking Rex towards the ropes that he is tangled in each kick forces Rex closer and closer to the wire until Rex eventually is jammed against the wire. The Bard then kneels next to Rex and takes Rex by the hair and shoves Rex’s face into the wire, using his knee to keep Rex’s head against the wire The Bard uses his hands to grab the wire and begins to cut Rex’s face up with the barbs, Bard has an evil look in his face as he cuts up Rex’s face with the barbs, blood quickly begins to run as each time Bard moves the wire back forward the cuts get deeper. Rex’s blood runs down from the wire and onto the mat, Rex is all but out of it due to the intensity of the pain being inflicted by Bard….
Mean while.
Johnny is tangled in the wire and blood begins to run down from his shoulders and down his back onto the mat, Johnny screams in pain as he rips his skin free from the wire before Xtreme makes his next move, Johnny shows great composure and doesn’t let on that he has freed him self from the wire. Xtreme climbs out of the ring and searches for a weapon, he finds him self a steal chair that is also tangled in wire, he slams it against the ring post and gains the attention of Johnny he tricks Xtreme into thinking he is scared and cannot escape from the wire. Xtreme gets back into the ring and stands directly opposite of where Johnny sits he holds the chair in front him, Xtreme snarls his teeth as he gathers up a head of steam, moments before impact Johnny roles out of the way and Xtreme and chair slam into the wire at speed. Johnny jumps to his feet while Extreme is tangled in the wire, Extreme hit the wire with such force that he is half way out of the ring and the only thing that prevented him from going out of the ring was the barbs that are deeply beaded into his flesh, he has gashes that are more than half his body in length and start from his head and stop at his stomach and back, he has been ripped open front and back and now finds him self with barbs deeply beaded into his flesh, blood starts to pour out of his wounds and drip onto the cold concrete on the outside and onto the mat on the inside he lays motionless for a few moments then begins to scream in shock and horror as the reality of being permanently maimed sets in. Johnny stomps Xtreme into the wire causing even more blood to pour from his open wounds before rushing over to help out tag team partner King Rex.
Bard still torturing Rex with the wire is met solidly with a boot to the side of the face witch sends Bard crashing to the mat, as Bard tries to get to his feet Johnny grabs him by the hair puts Bard into a front head lock he holds him still for a moment before delivering a viscous D.D.T and crashing bard head first into the ground. Bard lays still after the D.D.T knocked him out cold, Johnny gets to his feet and quickly rushes over to free Rex who is tangled and bleeding heavily due to The Bards brutal use of the barbs. Johnny carefully un tangles Rex’s leg and frees him, Johnny helps Rex to his feet and holds Rex up for a moment as Rex is un stable due to the pain and loss of blood. Once Rex gathers his composure the two of them go out of the ring and under in search a table, Johnny slides out a table from under the ring that is covered in razor, he and Rex then slide the table into the ring and they to get back in the ring.
Johnny heads over to The bard he grabs a fist full of hair and drags Bard to his feet, mean time Rex has set the table in the middle of the ring, he folded the legs down so the table will sit flat on the ground. A tangled mess of razor wire lies on top of the table as Rex stands back and screams at Johnny to slam bard into the wire.
Johnny sets Bard into position for the choke slam, he puts his hand around Bards throat while lifting bards arm over his shoulder then lifts Bard high into the air. Just as he was about to choke slam Bard into the wire Johnny was met with a drop kick delivered by Extreme who had freed him self. Both Bard and Johnny slam into the razor, both men lay still as moving will only make their predicament a lot worse…
Xtreme then clothes lines Rex with such force that Rex flips over the wire ropes tearing more flesh on the way to the concrete floor.
Rob “That’s got to hurt, I don’t think these guys can continue this for to long James “
James “Ohh god! Did you see what bard did to Rex’s face? Rex will never look the same after that “Tbc…
Xtreme Air
Xtreme stands looking down at King Rex after he knocked him over the ropes. He turns around and looks at Bard and Johnny both down on the razor wire table not moving. Xtreme stands there thinking what he should do-whether it would be better to help Bard up or leave him there. He finally decides to help Bard up carefully so as not to get him any more tangled in the razor wire. Xtreme drops down to one knee and carefully unhooks some of the wire from Bard's back, then slowly pulling him up. Bard gets to his feet, leaning against Xtreme Air as blood is everywhere.
Meanwhile...
King Rex has gotten to his feet and is looking for a weapon to use when he gets back into the ring. He finds a small black bag under the ring and opens it up looking inside. He gives a great big laugh and quietly slides into the ring so as not to alert Xtreme Air and The Bard to his presence. He slowly crawls toward the two being a quiet as he possibly can. He looks crazed as blood drips down from his entire body. Suddenly he attacks.
First he pushes Xtreme into the barbed-wire ropes. Xtreme goes hurtling into them face and chest first. He screams in pain as he gets caught in the wire yet again. Next, Rex goes for Bard. He kicks him in the gut, then ferociously whips him into the wire next to Xtreme Air. Rex then picks Johnny up not worrying about his safety. He basically just rips Johnny up from the wire causing him to scream in pain as even more blood pores out from his wounds.
Rex then throws the table out of the ring and then goes back to get the bag he brought with him into the ring. He picks it up, slowly unties the string that is at the top, and then ever so carefully tilts it toward the mat. Shard of broken glass accompanied with thumbtacks fall to the mat, the glass breaking even more as it hit the ground. Rex again lets out another laugh as he looks around at the havoc that has occured during this match. Xtreme and Bard stuck against the wire, Johnny bleeding over in a corner, basically out cold.
While Rex was doing this, Xtreme Air and The Bard were busily trying to untangle themselves from the barbed-wire. Xtreme was the first to get himself free, closely followed by The Bard. Remembering what Johnny did to him, Xtreme pretended to still be stuck on the wire so as to trick Rex into thinking he was still stuck and helpless. The Bard taking the hint, did the same.
Rex then comes over to Xtreme Air and The Bard still laughing. As he approaches, Xtreme and Bard leap into action. First both kick Rex in the gut. Next, they deliver a series of blows to King Rex causing him to stagger. Finally, with their combined strength, they lift up King Rex and slam him down onto the glass and thumbtacks that he had spread out onto the mat.
TBC...
Johnny Napalm
Johnny sees his own blood then gets right back up and gets down and gets out of the ring and then pulls out a barbwire baseball bat from under the ring, then gets right back in the ring swings the bat and it connects with Xtreme's head, then he sees The Bard and then he smashes the bat to the Bard's stomach, as he goes down Johnny then smashes it once again onto the Bard's head, and then goes toward the Bard and puts it to his face and begins carving into the Bard's forhead, Johnny then drops the bat and then helps Xtreme Air up and then throws him toward the turnbuckle, but Xtreme turns it around and throws Johnny facefirst to the turnbuckle, but Johnny puts his right foot on the second rope, then the left foor on the top rope and does a backflip landing his right leg on Xtreme's head.
Rob:Oh my God did you see that!?!?
James:Yeah, man you think I'm blind who the hell missed that?
King Rex then faces The Bard who is bleeding & is starting to get up, King Rex, then wraps his hands around the Bard's waist then lifts him up and then drops him back with a german suplex, Katie then looks under the ring & finds a barb wire covered steel chair and hands it to Johnny then waits for Xtreme Air to get up and then drops the chair on the ground and then when Xtreme comes close to him Johnny kicks him in the stomach and Xtreme goes down and Johnny puts his right arm around Xtreme's head & then drops him down right on the barb wire chair, while then King Rex goes toward The Bard and grabs his ankle and puts him in an ankle lock, while the Bard begins to scream out in pain, while he tries to get out but it is almost impossible to reverse.
Rob:It might be hard to reverse for The Bard.
James:Yeah, and the ropes are covered in barb wire which makes it even worse.
Johnny then gets out of the ring and looks for a cactus plant and then takes it inside the ring, but Xtreme Air begins getting up, and when he does he jumps up in the air and kicks the cactus right into Johnny's face, the cactus is then stuck to Johnny's already bleeding forhead, Xtreme Air then gets out of the ring and looks under the ring to find a huge ladder and then pushes it into the ring and he then gets inside the ring and then sets it up and climbs up the ladder and then does a backflip and then he lands a hard moonsault onto Johnny Napalm, as Katie begins to worry for Johnny, The Bard then finally gets up, and the takes the ladder up and goes toward King Rex and smashes the ladder onto Rex's face and he goes down.
Rob:Oh this is sick, this has to stop.
James:What are you talking about this is awesome.
Xtreme then gets Johnny up and then throws him toward the barb wire ropes and Johnny gets caught on the barb wire and he is stuck on the barb wire, Xtreme then takes the ladder and runs toward Johnny and it hits him in the already bleeding forhead, and Johnny falls back and falls out of the ring, while Xtreme Air waits for King Rex to get up and then when he does he smashes the ladder onto The King's Rex's stomach and he goes down,as Xtreme Air places the ladder on King Rex's stomach, and Xtreme Air runs toward the ropes and jumps on the second rope and does a backflip landing a lionsault onto King Rex's stomach, Katie then checks up on Johnny who is knocked out, and she begins to worry even more.
Rob:Johnny is probably dead after all those blows.
James:I've seen Johnny in action, I know he hasn't given up yet.
Johnny finally begins to get up and then walks around the ring, and goes up the ramp and gets out of the arena as the fans begin to boo, as Johnny has betrayed King Rex, Xtreme Air & The Bard begin to punch King Rex repeatedly, Johnny then is seen wielding a weedwacker, as the fans go wild, Johnny then runs down the ramp and pushes the weedwacker in the ring, then slides in under the ropes, and then picks up the weedwacker and then lifts it up and pushes it on Bard's back, and he goes down and screams in pain, and then takes it up once again and cuts into Xtreme Air's stomach, as he also goes down in pain, Johnny then cuts onto Xtreme Air's stomach once again, Johnny Napalm and King Rex are finally back in control of the match, what could happen now?
TBC
James “This next match should generate a lot of interest wait let me get this right... A barbed wire death match with the likes of King Rex and The bard and it all ready appears that King Rex and The bard don’t like each other chuck in two nut cases like Xtreme air Johnny Napalm who King Rex had taken an instant shining to since joining us at TWF we are in for some for some great entertainment and carnage, Rob what are your thought on this next match up”
Rob “Well basically I see The Bard and Xtreme air proving to much for King Rex and Johnny remembering King Rex is only in his second match here at TWF and to me hasn’t looked to impressive then again he is along side Johnny who is well equipped and could carry King Rex to a win, either way we will see real carnage tonight lets go to ringside and check out the action “
Announcer “Due to the graphic nature of this next match up, we at TWF strongly recommend that this is for 18 and over only…. *
The crowd starts chanting (TWF) over and over
The entrance lights up with a huge barrage of fireworks.
Welcome to the Jungle pumps out of the huge P.A system the crowd cheers the roof of the walls as I appear at the opening of the arena. Holding a half full bottle of Vodka, dressed in denim jeans and a black T-shirt that read “ Suck my dick” on the front and TWF kicks ass on the back, A bandanna that reads “Bard sucks dick” wrapped around my head keeping my hair out of my eyes I slowly make my way down towards the ring.
The crowd chants
(Aussies suck Aussies suck) over and over… As King Rex makes his way to the ring…
Announcer “Weighing in at 238 pounds from Adelaide Australia King Rex “
Fans “we want blood we want blood…”
I turn to the fans and raise my bottle of Vodka, and then I guzzle down the rest of the Vodka
I stare into the fans then the sickening sound of glass breaking is heard as I smash the bottle over my own head. Glass goes every where; the ring is covered in broken glass.
Rob “That’s a first James I never seen anyone do that at TWF in all my time here “
James “ Hell this King Rex guy is crazy that’s for sure BUT has he the class or technique to make it her at TWF? “
Tbc by anyone?
Bard
Rob Smith: King Rex had an awesome entrance, but here comes his rival, The Bard.
James Mustaine: The Bard has cool composer set against the aggressive King Rex.
The lights turn off suddenly. The Titan-tron is blank, no song can be heard. The crowd starts to cheer and chant “Go Bard, Go Bard!” Soon, a Mandolin can be heard playing, faintly, but it can be heard. The lights start to turn to a dark orange and a center spotlight turns on and focuses on the center stage of the ramp. The Bard walks out from the curtains with his Mandolin playing his Theme Music. He is wearing Mongolian cloths and a leather hat with a feather in it. His Mandolin is a black, 6 stringed instrument, with an IHCW sticker taped on the base of the instrument. He stops inside the Spotlight and stands their playing his song. A sign can be seen by the camera that says “Mess with the Bard, get the Mandolin”
Tod Brown: The following match is scheduled to be a One-Fall, and is a Tag Team match. Introducing second, from the country of Mongolia, weighing in at 233 pounds, and standing at 5 feet 11 inches, The Bard!!
The Bard smiles as he continues to play his Mandolin, the IHCW sticker changes colors as the light changes to a light red. The crowd starts to cheer when the best part of the song starts.
James Mustaine: The Bard has his work cut out for him, but as we seen before, he can come back from some serious pain.
Rob Smith: King Rex looks like he wants to start the match right now and not let Xtreme Air and Johnny Napalm even get into the ring.
The spotlight moves down the ramp as The Bard continues to play his song. He perfects his entrance as he walks down the ramp the same time the spotlight moves down it. He stops playing as the light turns to a light bluish color and pulls the Mandolin off from his neck. The Bard points to the IHCW and raises his arm into the air signifying that IHCW will win the match. The Bard slides into the ring and places his Mandolin by the turnbuckle while the lights fade back to their original color and than The Bard places his feathered hat on the turnbuckle, as he gets ready for the match.
Jame Mustaine: One member of the unstoppable IHCW Faction Tag Team is in the ring, and the sound is unbelievable. King Rex looks like he is going to rip The Bard's head off. Xtreme Air and Johnny Napalm must hurry if they want to get into the ring before the match starts.
Johnny Napalm
Before Johnny makes his entrance, a microphone, three cellos & a drum set is put up to the left side of the stage, Adam Gontier, Eicca Toppinen, Paavo Lötjönen, Perttu Kivilaakso, and Mikko Sirén come out, Adam goes near the microphone, Eicca, Paavo & Perttu each go toward one of the cellos, while Mikko sits behind the drums, then Eicca, Paavo, & Perttu begin playing the cellos, as then Adam Gontier begins to sing.
I try to make it through my life, in my way, there's you
I try to make it through these lies, that's all I do
Johnny & Katie both come out, while Johnny is wearing bandages around his forhead, which is stained by blood, before they walk down the ramp, Katie has an expression of worry on her face
Just don't deny it, Just
don't deny it and deal with it, yeah
deal with it
Some fans boo, while others cheer, some even begin to chant He's Hardcore at Johnny Napalm, while others chant insults at Johnny, a few fans try to throw their bottles, and cups at Johnny.
You try to break me,
You wanna break me...bit by bit,
That's just part of it
Mikko then begins playing the drums
If you were dead or still alive
I don't care, I don't care
And all the things you left behind
I don't care, I don't care
Tod Brown:From the Bowery weighing in at 222 pounds, he is "The Human Cancer" Johnny Napalm!!!
I try to make you see my side
Always trying to stay in line
But your eyes see right through
That's all they do
Johnny then begins to make his way down entrance ramp as some fans show him the middle finger, and some Hardcore fans still cheer at Johnny, Katie makes her way down also still showing worry for Johnny.
I'm getting tired of this shit
I've got no room when it's like this
What you want of me just deal with it
Johnny then slides under the barbwire ropes & so does Katie also, Johnny looks around the ring, as he knows he has been in many hardcore matches, but hardly ever in a barbwire match.
SO
If you were dead or still alive
I don't care, I don't care
And all the things you left behind
I don't care, I don't care
Johnny then holds out both his arms as the fans show mixed reactions toward Johnny, Katie then tells Johnny not to be involved in this matchup, but Johnny kisses her then tells her not to worry for him.
(nothing can care about, nothing can care about)
(you won't be there for me, you won't be there for me)
Johnny and Katie stand next to King Rex, facing Bard as they await for Xtreme Air to show up, so the barbwire match can begin.
If you were dead or still alive
I don't care, I don't care
And all the things you left behind
I don't care, I don't care
Xtreme Air aka Demon
The lights dim as Down with the Sickness blares through the arena. The titantron shows moments from Xtreme Air's matches against Kid Dynamite, Daniel Throne, and Bishamon. All the fans are on their feet as they can't wait to see Xtreme Air.
Tod Brown
And introducing the final competitor in this tag team Texas Barbed-Wire Deathmatch, standing 5'9" tall and weighing in at 195 pounds, he is the Ultimate Aerialist....Xtreme Air!!!!
At the sound of his name, Xtreme Air comes running out from behind the curtains. He starts playing to the crowd getting them ramped up for this match. They all start chanting his name.
Crowd
Xtreme! Xtreme! Xtreme! Xtreme!
As Xtreme Air runs across the stage, more pyrotechnics hit, causing him to momentarily be lost from view. As they stop, Xtreme Air goes running down the ramp.
Rob
Well here he is. Xtreme Air, and he can't be too happy about how he hasn't won a match since coming to TWF. I can only hope to see him win one in his very first Pay-Per-View.
James
Oh shut up Rob. We all know how you have a gay relationship with this guy.
Rob
James, do you realize that you are also insulting Xtreme Air whenever you say that?
James
Yes, I do Rob. And I don't care.
By this time, Xtreme Air has already made it the ring and is over in a corner talking to Bard. As all four men are in the ring, the ref signals for the bell.
OOC: Sorry it took me so long to RP. I haven't been home for the past couple of days. I didn't know that I would be gone so I didn't post a LOA.
Bard
Rob Smith: The Match starts with the newer member of IHCW, Xtreme Air and the veteran, The Bard against the Bard's major enemy, King Rex, and an old time favorite, Johnny Napalm.
James Mustaine: The Bard and King Rex are out their looking for some blood, neither will be disappointed tonight.
The Bard and King Rex immediately lock up into a death grasp as neither will admit defeat, Xtreme Air and Johnny Napalm respectfully lock up with each other and not interfere with the struggle for life. King Rex gains the advantage somehow and pushes the Bard towards the turnbuckle which the Bard couldn't avoid, and he also couldn't avoid the barbed wire ropes that his right arm slams against piercing the skin, making blood gush out as if the Hoover Dam cracked open. King Rex takes the opportunity to cause some damage as he walks back to the opposite turnbuckle.
Meanwhile Xtreme Air loses advantage as Johnny Napalm connects with a few rights and a heavy left, knocking the High Flying Kid to his knees, Johnny Napalm connects with a heavy right knee to Xtreme Air's face.
King Rex finally reaches the other turnbuckle and runs to reach full speed before he reaches The Bard, The Bard grits his teeth and tears his arm away from the barbed wire to dodge King Rex, but with the extra time it took, King Rex connected, but The Bard pulled his arms close to his body to avoid the barbed wire again, but only to get his left thigh, caught onto the opposite side. King Rex didn't go unscratched as his stomach gets caught on the wire of doom and blood, as blood starts to gush out. Both not wanting to be at a disadvantage, tries to get themselves unstuck.
Xtreme Air is pulled up by his mask, and then lifted into the air by Johnny Napalm, and slammed down onto the mat with a scoop slam that wouldn't disappoint a god. Johnny Napalm picks up a cactus that lies on the mat and pushes it onto Xtreme Air's stomach, who cries out in pain as Napalm starts to rub it back and forth. The needles start to stick into the gut of the High Flying Dragon as he wriggles about to free himself from the clutches of The Human Cancer.
Meanwhile, The Bard gets himself out of the barbed wire first and connects with King Rex's head with his Mongolian shoe. Rex's hair gets caught onto the wire of death, and tries to disattach his arm, only to realize his hair got caught, disregarding his self being, he just shreds his skin and hair, from the wire to get at The Bard. King Rex holds The Bard around his waist pushes him towards the other turnbuckle. The Bard, realizing that he is at a disadvantage, elbows King Rex in the back of the head multiple times to stop his advance. Finally, King Rex falls to one knee, The Bard punches King Rex right into the stomach where the barbed wire rested a few moments before. Blood starts to pour out of the wound, as The Bard lifts King Rex onto his feet, grabs one of Rex's feet, and twists it making Rex spin to hit the mat, performing a Mandara Twist, and getting Rex's boot caught onto the barbed wire rope.
Xtreme finally gets free from Johnny Napalm by grabbing Johnny's head and flipping him over his body to get Johnny caught onto the barbed wire, upside down, legs caught onto the top rope, hip caught onto the middle rope, and shoulders caught onto the bottom. Xtreme senses an opening and starts to bounce the barbed wire ropes get his hands stabbed in the process to cause all kinds of damage to Johnny Napalm, who is helpless and screams out in pain from the bouncing pain that shoots throughout his whole body. Xtreme finally gets bored and grabs a bull whip. Xtreme starts to whip Johnny Napalm along the stomach and face until the bloodied whips gets tangled with the bloodied barbed wire as Johnny Napalm's blood flows freely from the cuts on his face and middle. Xtreme climbs onto the turnbuckle and jumps of connecting a dropkick with Johnny Napalm's face, making the barbed wire dig deeper into Johnny Napalm's shoulders.
Rob Smith: This match wasn't even meet for human eyes to watch, let alone kids under 18.
James Mustaine: The blood will keep on coming after the commercial break.
TBC: Xtreme Air, King Rex, or The Human Cancer.
King Rex
Rob” Welcome back folks damn commercials I hate them so much! Now lets re cap some of the high lights of this matches early stage “
The crowd oohhs and ahhhs as they watch the huge replay screen.
The replay shows blood flinging through the air as The Bard rips his arm free from the barbed wire. As the camera zooms in there is a deep gash to The Bards arm
Then we get a shot of King Rex as he gets caught up in the wire and blood pours from his stomach.
James” Damn so much blood and the match has just begun, these guys won’t be donating blood for at least a month after this thirsty encounter “
Back at ringside…
With King Rex stuck on the ropes The bard has a grin on his face as he ponders his next move. He moves in and begins stomping King Rex to the mid section each stomp knocking the fight out of Rex, then Bard takes a step back and delivers a perfectly executed knee drop landing right to the face, Rex clutches at his face as The bard stands tall over his fallen prey. Using his right leg Bard begins kicking Rex towards the ropes that he is tangled in each kick forces Rex closer and closer to the wire until Rex eventually is jammed against the wire. The Bard then kneels next to Rex and takes Rex by the hair and shoves Rex’s face into the wire, using his knee to keep Rex’s head against the wire The Bard uses his hands to grab the wire and begins to cut Rex’s face up with the barbs, Bard has an evil look in his face as he cuts up Rex’s face with the barbs, blood quickly begins to run as each time Bard moves the wire back forward the cuts get deeper. Rex’s blood runs down from the wire and onto the mat, Rex is all but out of it due to the intensity of the pain being inflicted by Bard….
Mean while.
Johnny is tangled in the wire and blood begins to run down from his shoulders and down his back onto the mat, Johnny screams in pain as he rips his skin free from the wire before Xtreme makes his next move, Johnny shows great composure and doesn’t let on that he has freed him self from the wire. Xtreme climbs out of the ring and searches for a weapon, he finds him self a steal chair that is also tangled in wire, he slams it against the ring post and gains the attention of Johnny he tricks Xtreme into thinking he is scared and cannot escape from the wire. Xtreme gets back into the ring and stands directly opposite of where Johnny sits he holds the chair in front him, Xtreme snarls his teeth as he gathers up a head of steam, moments before impact Johnny roles out of the way and Xtreme and chair slam into the wire at speed. Johnny jumps to his feet while Extreme is tangled in the wire, Extreme hit the wire with such force that he is half way out of the ring and the only thing that prevented him from going out of the ring was the barbs that are deeply beaded into his flesh, he has gashes that are more than half his body in length and start from his head and stop at his stomach and back, he has been ripped open front and back and now finds him self with barbs deeply beaded into his flesh, blood starts to pour out of his wounds and drip onto the cold concrete on the outside and onto the mat on the inside he lays motionless for a few moments then begins to scream in shock and horror as the reality of being permanently maimed sets in. Johnny stomps Xtreme into the wire causing even more blood to pour from his open wounds before rushing over to help out tag team partner King Rex.
Bard still torturing Rex with the wire is met solidly with a boot to the side of the face witch sends Bard crashing to the mat, as Bard tries to get to his feet Johnny grabs him by the hair puts Bard into a front head lock he holds him still for a moment before delivering a viscous D.D.T and crashing bard head first into the ground. Bard lays still after the D.D.T knocked him out cold, Johnny gets to his feet and quickly rushes over to free Rex who is tangled and bleeding heavily due to The Bards brutal use of the barbs. Johnny carefully un tangles Rex’s leg and frees him, Johnny helps Rex to his feet and holds Rex up for a moment as Rex is un stable due to the pain and loss of blood. Once Rex gathers his composure the two of them go out of the ring and under in search a table, Johnny slides out a table from under the ring that is covered in razor, he and Rex then slide the table into the ring and they to get back in the ring.
Johnny heads over to The bard he grabs a fist full of hair and drags Bard to his feet, mean time Rex has set the table in the middle of the ring, he folded the legs down so the table will sit flat on the ground. A tangled mess of razor wire lies on top of the table as Rex stands back and screams at Johnny to slam bard into the wire.
Johnny sets Bard into position for the choke slam, he puts his hand around Bards throat while lifting bards arm over his shoulder then lifts Bard high into the air. Just as he was about to choke slam Bard into the wire Johnny was met with a drop kick delivered by Extreme who had freed him self. Both Bard and Johnny slam into the razor, both men lay still as moving will only make their predicament a lot worse…
Xtreme then clothes lines Rex with such force that Rex flips over the wire ropes tearing more flesh on the way to the concrete floor.
Rob “That’s got to hurt, I don’t think these guys can continue this for to long James “
James “Ohh god! Did you see what bard did to Rex’s face? Rex will never look the same after that “Tbc…
Xtreme Air
Xtreme stands looking down at King Rex after he knocked him over the ropes. He turns around and looks at Bard and Johnny both down on the razor wire table not moving. Xtreme stands there thinking what he should do-whether it would be better to help Bard up or leave him there. He finally decides to help Bard up carefully so as not to get him any more tangled in the razor wire. Xtreme drops down to one knee and carefully unhooks some of the wire from Bard's back, then slowly pulling him up. Bard gets to his feet, leaning against Xtreme Air as blood is everywhere.
Meanwhile...
King Rex has gotten to his feet and is looking for a weapon to use when he gets back into the ring. He finds a small black bag under the ring and opens it up looking inside. He gives a great big laugh and quietly slides into the ring so as not to alert Xtreme Air and The Bard to his presence. He slowly crawls toward the two being a quiet as he possibly can. He looks crazed as blood drips down from his entire body. Suddenly he attacks.
First he pushes Xtreme into the barbed-wire ropes. Xtreme goes hurtling into them face and chest first. He screams in pain as he gets caught in the wire yet again. Next, Rex goes for Bard. He kicks him in the gut, then ferociously whips him into the wire next to Xtreme Air. Rex then picks Johnny up not worrying about his safety. He basically just rips Johnny up from the wire causing him to scream in pain as even more blood pores out from his wounds.
Rex then throws the table out of the ring and then goes back to get the bag he brought with him into the ring. He picks it up, slowly unties the string that is at the top, and then ever so carefully tilts it toward the mat. Shard of broken glass accompanied with thumbtacks fall to the mat, the glass breaking even more as it hit the ground. Rex again lets out another laugh as he looks around at the havoc that has occured during this match. Xtreme and Bard stuck against the wire, Johnny bleeding over in a corner, basically out cold.
While Rex was doing this, Xtreme Air and The Bard were busily trying to untangle themselves from the barbed-wire. Xtreme was the first to get himself free, closely followed by The Bard. Remembering what Johnny did to him, Xtreme pretended to still be stuck on the wire so as to trick Rex into thinking he was still stuck and helpless. The Bard taking the hint, did the same.
Rex then comes over to Xtreme Air and The Bard still laughing. As he approaches, Xtreme and Bard leap into action. First both kick Rex in the gut. Next, they deliver a series of blows to King Rex causing him to stagger. Finally, with their combined strength, they lift up King Rex and slam him down onto the glass and thumbtacks that he had spread out onto the mat.
TBC...
Johnny Napalm
Johnny sees his own blood then gets right back up and gets down and gets out of the ring and then pulls out a barbwire baseball bat from under the ring, then gets right back in the ring swings the bat and it connects with Xtreme's head, then he sees The Bard and then he smashes the bat to the Bard's stomach, as he goes down Johnny then smashes it once again onto the Bard's head, and then goes toward the Bard and puts it to his face and begins carving into the Bard's forhead, Johnny then drops the bat and then helps Xtreme Air up and then throws him toward the turnbuckle, but Xtreme turns it around and throws Johnny facefirst to the turnbuckle, but Johnny puts his right foot on the second rope, then the left foor on the top rope and does a backflip landing his right leg on Xtreme's head.
Rob:Oh my God did you see that!?!?
James:Yeah, man you think I'm blind who the hell missed that?
King Rex then faces The Bard who is bleeding & is starting to get up, King Rex, then wraps his hands around the Bard's waist then lifts him up and then drops him back with a german suplex, Katie then looks under the ring & finds a barb wire covered steel chair and hands it to Johnny then waits for Xtreme Air to get up and then drops the chair on the ground and then when Xtreme comes close to him Johnny kicks him in the stomach and Xtreme goes down and Johnny puts his right arm around Xtreme's head & then drops him down right on the barb wire chair, while then King Rex goes toward The Bard and grabs his ankle and puts him in an ankle lock, while the Bard begins to scream out in pain, while he tries to get out but it is almost impossible to reverse.
Rob:It might be hard to reverse for The Bard.
James:Yeah, and the ropes are covered in barb wire which makes it even worse.
Johnny then gets out of the ring and looks for a cactus plant and then takes it inside the ring, but Xtreme Air begins getting up, and when he does he jumps up in the air and kicks the cactus right into Johnny's face, the cactus is then stuck to Johnny's already bleeding forhead, Xtreme Air then gets out of the ring and looks under the ring to find a huge ladder and then pushes it into the ring and he then gets inside the ring and then sets it up and climbs up the ladder and then does a backflip and then he lands a hard moonsault onto Johnny Napalm, as Katie begins to worry for Johnny, The Bard then finally gets up, and the takes the ladder up and goes toward King Rex and smashes the ladder onto Rex's face and he goes down.
Rob:Oh this is sick, this has to stop.
James:What are you talking about this is awesome.
Xtreme then gets Johnny up and then throws him toward the barb wire ropes and Johnny gets caught on the barb wire and he is stuck on the barb wire, Xtreme then takes the ladder and runs toward Johnny and it hits him in the already bleeding forhead, and Johnny falls back and falls out of the ring, while Xtreme Air waits for King Rex to get up and then when he does he smashes the ladder onto The King's Rex's stomach and he goes down,as Xtreme Air places the ladder on King Rex's stomach, and Xtreme Air runs toward the ropes and jumps on the second rope and does a backflip landing a lionsault onto King Rex's stomach, Katie then checks up on Johnny who is knocked out, and she begins to worry even more.
Rob:Johnny is probably dead after all those blows.
James:I've seen Johnny in action, I know he hasn't given up yet.
Johnny finally begins to get up and then walks around the ring, and goes up the ramp and gets out of the arena as the fans begin to boo, as Johnny has betrayed King Rex, Xtreme Air & The Bard begin to punch King Rex repeatedly, Johnny then is seen wielding a weedwacker, as the fans go wild, Johnny then runs down the ramp and pushes the weedwacker in the ring, then slides in under the ropes, and then picks up the weedwacker and then lifts it up and pushes it on Bard's back, and he goes down and screams in pain, and then takes it up once again and cuts into Xtreme Air's stomach, as he also goes down in pain, Johnny then cuts onto Xtreme Air's stomach once again, Johnny Napalm and King Rex are finally back in control of the match, what could happen now?
TBC
