Post by Rhaps on Jun 14, 2008 20:21:55 GMT -4
OOC: I'm posting this on behalf of Amanda since she was busy and I offered to post threads she wanted here.
(Asari)
The show comes back on the air from a commercial and already in the ring are AH2. The fans are going nuts as the two super diva's are just now taking a seat on two stools that are in the ring. In front of them, on the ground is a black tough box with the lid already open. AH2 both are dressed as rednecks, each sporting denim overalls, ridicilously big straw hats and each one has a strand of hay sticking out from the corner of their mouths.
Hyper:Fans' we apologize, AH2 have came out here during the commercial break and set this thing up. We have no idea what in the hell is going on but the fans love it.
Collin:Who is in charge around here? They just came out here un announced and have pretty much stopped the show.
AH2 remain seated for a moment and start motioning for the crowd to quiet down some so they can commence their little shindig.
Amanda:*In waaaaaay South Redneck voice*How Y'all doin' tonite? We camed out here to have us a lil shindig, we gots a whole lots ah stuff we need to get rid of and make us some money. Sistah why don't ya tell these great folks what we doin'.
Asari:*in equal southern accent*aight y'all open yer ears for a second cause we gonna learn y'all a lesson real quick like and in a hurry. We camed to these here parts tonight in order to have us a lil auction! See, we camed upon some lil nic nacks here and there that we don't really give a hoot bout anymore. So, tonight fur y'all great fans we gonna snag a item from this here box and hold it up for y'all to see. Then y'all will start bidding. Ready sistah manda?
She nods to Asari whom gets off of her stool and reaches down into the black box and pulls out a long big red dress and holds it high into the air for all to see. The crowd give a mixed reaction, some knowing what it is symbolic of while others do not. Amanda begins to speak, keeping the Southern accent for the rest of the bit.
Amanda:First item tonight is the legendary red dress that Asari, Rose and I made Anthony Luciano aka Lucy wear after Asari and Rose kicked his rear end all over this here ring.
The crowd erupt into laughter, the funny memories being brought back to them. But just in case some have forgotten, the titan tron comes to life and starts to show the entire humiliating event all over again.
Amanda:Yep as y'all can see there in case y'all forget, thats why this here dress is a important piece of G-H-Dubya history. We are starting this here bidding at errrrrmmmmmm........ One Penny! Come on y'all, let's hear some ching ching the minumu bid is the same amount as what Lucy is worth haha!
The crowd start laughing even more as Asari actually puts the dress on, it being baggy on her she starts walking back and forth in a "tough guy" type manner with her shoulders jacked up and her arms way out to her sides as if she has too many muscles to let them relax naturally at her sides. The crowd start clapping and approving her very personable Luciano impression. Suddenly pennies and nickels and quarters start being flung into the ring, fans' trying their best to outbid others. Amanda is taken aback by all the change being flung into the ring and kinda laughs then notices a adult female in the crowd holding up a half dollar coin. She smiles at the woman and motions to Asari to go to her. The Spitfire takes the dress off and exits the ring, walking over to the fan and handing it to her.
Amanda:SOLD! To the beautiful woman with the half dollar and it is ok darlin you can keep your half dollar. Oh man that Lucy is gonna be sooooooooooooo jealous that a woman prettier than her oppps I mean him, is gonna be wearing that dress now. Ok now now y'all lets move on. Asari what is our next item?
Asari rolls back into the ring and reaches into the tough box and pulls out Fagza Salgados Icepick. The crowd immediately know what it's signifigance is, bellowing out a loud roar of laughter as Asari does her best Fagza impersonation. It consists of her getting prone on the mat and low crawling across it while looking side to side in a paranoid fashion, as if afraid she'll get caught crossing a border or something. She then jumps up into a crouched position and starts making slicing and dicing motions really fast with the icepick as Amanda speaks more, having to raise her voice due to the crowds laughing along.
Amanda:Thats right folks, there is no tellin how many men,women and children ole fagza sliced and diced with that there icepick on his illegal journey to us. and I am sure he picked his nose right along with his butt with it. We don't want y'alls money on this one, we'll give ya this'en for free.
A drunk rude fan suddenly blurts out loudly "I WANT SOME OF YOUR P*SSY". AH2 just look in shock at the fan then at each other. Amanda shrugs and is about to move on but Asari leans in to her, and speaks into the mic.
Asari:How about we just give you Fagza Salgado...He IS a P*SSY!
The crowd let out a "Ooooooh" and laugh as Asari goes back to displaying the icepick. However, seeing that Fagza is wortherless, his icepick is even more than worthless so nobody in the crowd makes a motion that they want it. Finally, Asari shrugs and tosses it onto the canvas before reaching into the box and pulling out another item. She slowly raises it out of the box, captivating the crowd with the blood stained screwdriver.
Amanda:This is a goodie, y'all! This here deeevice is a screwdriver but not just any ole screwdriver. It happens to be the very one that Rhaps drew first blood on Vladimir Flea Strife at NeXuS, thus earning him one of MANY falls against the King. Now, in case you didn't see NeXuS or know that this piece of history is going to be a fabric of Americana...let's see just why you should bid this item. Tron...speak!
They look to the tron, obviously waiting for the footage of the screwdriver to show up but only get static and the tron goes blank again.
Amanda:Grrrr Well folks looks like we are having some daggone footage troubles so we're just gonna have to re-enact it.
Amanda gets off of her stool and steps over the box. She gets on her knees and takes off her straw hat while Asari stands over her from behind. From there, Asari drops to one knee as Amanda brings the mic up to her lips. The Spitfire then does a slow motion repeated stabbing motion at the targeted area while Amanda re-enacts Vlad's actions.
Amanda:*doing a sarcastic impersonation of Vlad, even adding a high pitched tone to her voice*AAAAHHHH I'M BLEEDING OH MY GOD I'M BLEEDING! PLEASE STOP RHAPS PLEASE PLEASE STOP YOUR HURTING MY SENSITVE LIL SKIN! I JUST GOT A MANICURE YOU SIC BITCH! OH MY GOD MY BROWS MY BROWS THERES BLOOD ON MY BROWS I JUST HAD THEM TRIMMED SOME YOU BASTARD!!!! YOU WIN RHAPS YOU PWNED ME YOU WIN YOU WIN STOP HURTING ME!
Hyper:Oh My God, do these two women realize how much trouble they are going to be in when Vlad sees this? Heck, even when Luciano sees this!
Collin:Vlad and Luciano will get over it but I don't like AH2 trying to curb the memorbilia merchandise, the upper management isn't going to like this a bit. Whoever outbids who, better plan on giving alot more cash over in the long run. That Screwdriver is priceless.
The crowd loves it....laughing, clapping and erupting all at once. Finally the two stop the re enactment and stand up. Amanda remains standing while pointing at Asari whom holds the screwdriver on display for the bidding to start.
Amanda: Okay bidding starts at the exact amount that Vladimir Flea Strife is worth...One Dollar! Do I have a dollar fiddy out there? THERE ya go I got a dollar fiddy do I got a dollar seventy five? *suddenly Amanda starts speaking really fast as if actually in a real down and dirty auction, talking so fast that nobody can understand her and Asari just bows her head and starts laughing. Suddenly Amanda stops talking fast*Five dollas...do I see a five fiddy?? Going once.....
(Amanda)
(Asari)
The show comes back on the air from a commercial and already in the ring are AH2. The fans are going nuts as the two super diva's are just now taking a seat on two stools that are in the ring. In front of them, on the ground is a black tough box with the lid already open. AH2 both are dressed as rednecks, each sporting denim overalls, ridicilously big straw hats and each one has a strand of hay sticking out from the corner of their mouths.
Hyper:Fans' we apologize, AH2 have came out here during the commercial break and set this thing up. We have no idea what in the hell is going on but the fans love it.
Collin:Who is in charge around here? They just came out here un announced and have pretty much stopped the show.
AH2 remain seated for a moment and start motioning for the crowd to quiet down some so they can commence their little shindig.
Amanda:*In waaaaaay South Redneck voice*How Y'all doin' tonite? We camed out here to have us a lil shindig, we gots a whole lots ah stuff we need to get rid of and make us some money. Sistah why don't ya tell these great folks what we doin'.
Asari:*in equal southern accent*aight y'all open yer ears for a second cause we gonna learn y'all a lesson real quick like and in a hurry. We camed to these here parts tonight in order to have us a lil auction! See, we camed upon some lil nic nacks here and there that we don't really give a hoot bout anymore. So, tonight fur y'all great fans we gonna snag a item from this here box and hold it up for y'all to see. Then y'all will start bidding. Ready sistah manda?
She nods to Asari whom gets off of her stool and reaches down into the black box and pulls out a long big red dress and holds it high into the air for all to see. The crowd give a mixed reaction, some knowing what it is symbolic of while others do not. Amanda begins to speak, keeping the Southern accent for the rest of the bit.
Amanda:First item tonight is the legendary red dress that Asari, Rose and I made Anthony Luciano aka Lucy wear after Asari and Rose kicked his rear end all over this here ring.
The crowd erupt into laughter, the funny memories being brought back to them. But just in case some have forgotten, the titan tron comes to life and starts to show the entire humiliating event all over again.
Amanda:Yep as y'all can see there in case y'all forget, thats why this here dress is a important piece of G-H-Dubya history. We are starting this here bidding at errrrrmmmmmm........ One Penny! Come on y'all, let's hear some ching ching the minumu bid is the same amount as what Lucy is worth haha!
The crowd start laughing even more as Asari actually puts the dress on, it being baggy on her she starts walking back and forth in a "tough guy" type manner with her shoulders jacked up and her arms way out to her sides as if she has too many muscles to let them relax naturally at her sides. The crowd start clapping and approving her very personable Luciano impression. Suddenly pennies and nickels and quarters start being flung into the ring, fans' trying their best to outbid others. Amanda is taken aback by all the change being flung into the ring and kinda laughs then notices a adult female in the crowd holding up a half dollar coin. She smiles at the woman and motions to Asari to go to her. The Spitfire takes the dress off and exits the ring, walking over to the fan and handing it to her.
Amanda:SOLD! To the beautiful woman with the half dollar and it is ok darlin you can keep your half dollar. Oh man that Lucy is gonna be sooooooooooooo jealous that a woman prettier than her oppps I mean him, is gonna be wearing that dress now. Ok now now y'all lets move on. Asari what is our next item?
Asari rolls back into the ring and reaches into the tough box and pulls out Fagza Salgados Icepick. The crowd immediately know what it's signifigance is, bellowing out a loud roar of laughter as Asari does her best Fagza impersonation. It consists of her getting prone on the mat and low crawling across it while looking side to side in a paranoid fashion, as if afraid she'll get caught crossing a border or something. She then jumps up into a crouched position and starts making slicing and dicing motions really fast with the icepick as Amanda speaks more, having to raise her voice due to the crowds laughing along.
Amanda:Thats right folks, there is no tellin how many men,women and children ole fagza sliced and diced with that there icepick on his illegal journey to us. and I am sure he picked his nose right along with his butt with it. We don't want y'alls money on this one, we'll give ya this'en for free.
A drunk rude fan suddenly blurts out loudly "I WANT SOME OF YOUR P*SSY". AH2 just look in shock at the fan then at each other. Amanda shrugs and is about to move on but Asari leans in to her, and speaks into the mic.
Asari:How about we just give you Fagza Salgado...He IS a P*SSY!
The crowd let out a "Ooooooh" and laugh as Asari goes back to displaying the icepick. However, seeing that Fagza is wortherless, his icepick is even more than worthless so nobody in the crowd makes a motion that they want it. Finally, Asari shrugs and tosses it onto the canvas before reaching into the box and pulling out another item. She slowly raises it out of the box, captivating the crowd with the blood stained screwdriver.
Amanda:This is a goodie, y'all! This here deeevice is a screwdriver but not just any ole screwdriver. It happens to be the very one that Rhaps drew first blood on Vladimir Flea Strife at NeXuS, thus earning him one of MANY falls against the King. Now, in case you didn't see NeXuS or know that this piece of history is going to be a fabric of Americana...let's see just why you should bid this item. Tron...speak!
They look to the tron, obviously waiting for the footage of the screwdriver to show up but only get static and the tron goes blank again.
Amanda:Grrrr Well folks looks like we are having some daggone footage troubles so we're just gonna have to re-enact it.
Amanda gets off of her stool and steps over the box. She gets on her knees and takes off her straw hat while Asari stands over her from behind. From there, Asari drops to one knee as Amanda brings the mic up to her lips. The Spitfire then does a slow motion repeated stabbing motion at the targeted area while Amanda re-enacts Vlad's actions.
Amanda:*doing a sarcastic impersonation of Vlad, even adding a high pitched tone to her voice*AAAAHHHH I'M BLEEDING OH MY GOD I'M BLEEDING! PLEASE STOP RHAPS PLEASE PLEASE STOP YOUR HURTING MY SENSITVE LIL SKIN! I JUST GOT A MANICURE YOU SIC BITCH! OH MY GOD MY BROWS MY BROWS THERES BLOOD ON MY BROWS I JUST HAD THEM TRIMMED SOME YOU BASTARD!!!! YOU WIN RHAPS YOU PWNED ME YOU WIN YOU WIN STOP HURTING ME!
Hyper:Oh My God, do these two women realize how much trouble they are going to be in when Vlad sees this? Heck, even when Luciano sees this!
Collin:Vlad and Luciano will get over it but I don't like AH2 trying to curb the memorbilia merchandise, the upper management isn't going to like this a bit. Whoever outbids who, better plan on giving alot more cash over in the long run. That Screwdriver is priceless.
The crowd loves it....laughing, clapping and erupting all at once. Finally the two stop the re enactment and stand up. Amanda remains standing while pointing at Asari whom holds the screwdriver on display for the bidding to start.
Amanda: Okay bidding starts at the exact amount that Vladimir Flea Strife is worth...One Dollar! Do I have a dollar fiddy out there? THERE ya go I got a dollar fiddy do I got a dollar seventy five? *suddenly Amanda starts speaking really fast as if actually in a real down and dirty auction, talking so fast that nobody can understand her and Asari just bows her head and starts laughing. Suddenly Amanda stops talking fast*Five dollas...do I see a five fiddy?? Going once.....
(Amanda)
::[.Amanda Hallsworth.]::
Goi--.. Come on ya’ll… This is the actual Screwdriver that Rhaps used to cut open Vlad… Where are all you Rhaps fans tonight!
The crowd cheer and someone from the front row shouts up something to Amanda. She didn’t quite hear him so she holds up a finger as if to say ‘Just a sec’ and exit’s the ring under the second rope and jumps off the apron. She stands in front of the fan and puts the mic to his mouth..
::[.Fan.]::
I’ll give you 50 bucks
Amanda puts a hand over her mouth and looks back into the ring at Asari who jumps up and down on the spot. They were over reacting a little, but that’s what made it funny. While the crowd laughed, Amanda slid back into the ring and stood to her feet, she had Asari pose and show off the Screwdriver once more while she spoke…
::[.Amanda Hallsworth.]::
Going once… Twice… And Sold! For 50 bucks to the gentleman in the front row!
Asari got out of the ring and ran to the fan, she gave him the screwdriver and then got back into the ring. Amanda sat back on her stool and raised the mic as the crowd began to calm down.
::[.Amanda Hallsworth.]::
This next item… Is something really special to me. Infact, it’s something special to Samantha too!
Asari rummages in the box and pulls out a steel chair with a dent in it. She raises it into the air and turns to each side of the ring, showing it to the fans. Some of them laugh while others talk about what it means and why it is so ‘Special’..
::[.Amanda Hallsworth.]::
This is the exact chair I hit Samantha over the head with during her match against Asari at NeXuS… Remember that? Let’s see if the tron works this time shall we?
Amanda looks up at the tron, which does exactly the same as what it did when they went to show what Rhaps did to Vlad. Amanda and Asari shrug their shoulders and Asari chucks Amanda the chair and turns her back to her. The crowd begin to giggle as they know what’s coming. Amanda pretends to hit Asari over the head with the chair, but instead of doing what Sam did and fell against a wall, Asari ran all around the ring in a circle. She did this twice and then stopped and folded her arms, looking over at Amanda. Amanda just laughed, as did the crowd. Asari took back the chair and looked at it, as if reading a book.
::[.Amanda Hallsworth.]::
Thanks for that… Asari. Now… Any takers? And just so you know… I did try to get Sam to sign it, but.. You know… Oh well… Lets start the bid at 1 dollar! 2... 3... 4... Ah forget it.
Amanda turns around to see Asari stood there jumping up and down, holding her hand in the air as if she wants to ask a question. Amanda walks over to her and holds the mic to her lips so she can speak..
::[Asari Hokuto.]::
Can I have it?
Asari puts on a big cheesy grin and puts her hands together, miming please to Amanda. The crowd laugh at this and Amanda just shrugs her shoulders and passes her the chair. Asari dances around on the spot with the chair and then stops as Amanda walks back to her stool.
::[.Amanda Hallsworth.]::
You’ll have noticed I stopped with the accent I put on… Asari convinced me to do it, because she was too. I just remembered something too!… I wanted to auction off some of… *She puts her hand at the side of her mouth, as if to tell a secret to the crowd* Asari’s underwear… But she wouldn’t let me.
The crowd laugh and Amanda looks over at Asari, who raises an eyebrow at her and then laughs along. The crowd cheer and all sorts of comments are thrown towards the ring, most of them AH2 weren’t able to work out what was being said. Amanda raised the mic again..
::[.Amanda Hallsworth.]::
I know… She’s mean!… But anyway… Onto our next item. Asari, if you will do the honor…
Asari reaches into the box and pulls something out, it is too small to be made out completely, but Asari holds it with both hands, managing to cover it up while Amanda speaks..
::[.Amanda Hallsworth.]::
This next item… Is something that belonged to Hayden HardKore. He left them with me once, but Ofcourse he has about a trillion pairs, and it just so happens I have 2!
Amanda reaches into the box now and pulls something out. Both her and Asari look at eachother and nod. They stand side by side and uncover what they have. Which appears to be a pair of Aviators, Hayden HardKore originals too. Both diva’s put them on and stand back to back and do a Charlie’s Angels pose. The crowd wit woo at them and AH2 remove the glasses from their face. Asari goes to one side of the ring and Amanda stays where she was stood…
::[.Amanda Hallsworth.]::
I know this was supposed to be an auction and all… But lets face it… These items, most of them… Are worthless anyway… We’ve had Lucy’s dress. Well that she male is worthless, we’ve had Fuerza’s ice pick… He’s definitely worthless… We’ve had the screwdriver that Rhaps used to cut Vlad open with, well Vlad’s worthless, but Rhaps isn’t… We’ve had the chair I hit Sam over the head with, nuff’ said… And Hayden’s aviators… Asari?
Both women nod at eachother and throw the glasses out into the crowd. The fans go wild with cheers as they are thrown through the air and caught by someone. Amanda and Asari meet in the middle of the ring and Asari now takes over the microphone.
::[.Asari Hokuto.]::
We hope you have all enjoyed our little Auction tonight. No doubt there will be more of these to come in the future sometime. But we have one last surprise for you all, since you are all such wonderful people… Who wants some Official AH2 Merchandise!?
The crowd go wild with cheers as Asari walks back over to the box. She pulls a couple of bags out and chucks one to Amanda. They both stand at different sides of the ring and open the bag. But before they reveal what’s inside, they unbuckle the top of their denim overalls so the front falls down to reveal an AH2 shirt.
The crowd cheer loudly as both Amanda and Asari take out a few packages, which each include a brand new AH2 shirt. They have 3 each to throw to the crowd. Amanda raises the mic to her lips..
::[.Amanda Hallsworth.]::
Make some noise if you want a brand new AH2 shirt!
The crowd cheer as Asari throws a package out to the audience and it is caught by a woman in the third row back. Amanda throws one of hers and it is caught by a guy in the fourth row. They continue to throw packages out to the crowd as they cheer and shout.
::[.Hyper Elf.]::
YooHoo! I want one! Over here!
::[.Collin Jennings.]::
Oh sit down Hyper, your not gonna get one. This show has been eventful enough for one night. These two diva’s should be worried about what management will say to them, nevermind throwing out brand new merchandise!
As the two throw their last package out to the crowd, they join eachother in the middle of the ring and bow to the fans, thanking them for making it a good show. The crowd are still cheering loudly as ‘Ready, Set, Go’ by Tokio Hotel hit’s the PA System and AH2 exit the ring. On her way out, Amanda picks up her straw hat and keep it in her hand. They walk up the ramp, clapping the hands of the fans on each side of the ramp. Amanda stops when she gets to a young man in the audience, around 20 years of age. She puts the hat on his head and gives him a kiss on the cheek. She then continues to walk up the ramp with Asari, a smile on their faces as they turn at the top of the ramp and take one last bow before disappearing into the backstage area…
Goi--.. Come on ya’ll… This is the actual Screwdriver that Rhaps used to cut open Vlad… Where are all you Rhaps fans tonight!
The crowd cheer and someone from the front row shouts up something to Amanda. She didn’t quite hear him so she holds up a finger as if to say ‘Just a sec’ and exit’s the ring under the second rope and jumps off the apron. She stands in front of the fan and puts the mic to his mouth..
::[.Fan.]::
I’ll give you 50 bucks
Amanda puts a hand over her mouth and looks back into the ring at Asari who jumps up and down on the spot. They were over reacting a little, but that’s what made it funny. While the crowd laughed, Amanda slid back into the ring and stood to her feet, she had Asari pose and show off the Screwdriver once more while she spoke…
::[.Amanda Hallsworth.]::
Going once… Twice… And Sold! For 50 bucks to the gentleman in the front row!
Asari got out of the ring and ran to the fan, she gave him the screwdriver and then got back into the ring. Amanda sat back on her stool and raised the mic as the crowd began to calm down.
::[.Amanda Hallsworth.]::
This next item… Is something really special to me. Infact, it’s something special to Samantha too!
Asari rummages in the box and pulls out a steel chair with a dent in it. She raises it into the air and turns to each side of the ring, showing it to the fans. Some of them laugh while others talk about what it means and why it is so ‘Special’..
::[.Amanda Hallsworth.]::
This is the exact chair I hit Samantha over the head with during her match against Asari at NeXuS… Remember that? Let’s see if the tron works this time shall we?
Amanda looks up at the tron, which does exactly the same as what it did when they went to show what Rhaps did to Vlad. Amanda and Asari shrug their shoulders and Asari chucks Amanda the chair and turns her back to her. The crowd begin to giggle as they know what’s coming. Amanda pretends to hit Asari over the head with the chair, but instead of doing what Sam did and fell against a wall, Asari ran all around the ring in a circle. She did this twice and then stopped and folded her arms, looking over at Amanda. Amanda just laughed, as did the crowd. Asari took back the chair and looked at it, as if reading a book.
::[.Amanda Hallsworth.]::
Thanks for that… Asari. Now… Any takers? And just so you know… I did try to get Sam to sign it, but.. You know… Oh well… Lets start the bid at 1 dollar! 2... 3... 4... Ah forget it.
Amanda turns around to see Asari stood there jumping up and down, holding her hand in the air as if she wants to ask a question. Amanda walks over to her and holds the mic to her lips so she can speak..
::[Asari Hokuto.]::
Can I have it?
Asari puts on a big cheesy grin and puts her hands together, miming please to Amanda. The crowd laugh at this and Amanda just shrugs her shoulders and passes her the chair. Asari dances around on the spot with the chair and then stops as Amanda walks back to her stool.
::[.Amanda Hallsworth.]::
You’ll have noticed I stopped with the accent I put on… Asari convinced me to do it, because she was too. I just remembered something too!… I wanted to auction off some of… *She puts her hand at the side of her mouth, as if to tell a secret to the crowd* Asari’s underwear… But she wouldn’t let me.
The crowd laugh and Amanda looks over at Asari, who raises an eyebrow at her and then laughs along. The crowd cheer and all sorts of comments are thrown towards the ring, most of them AH2 weren’t able to work out what was being said. Amanda raised the mic again..
::[.Amanda Hallsworth.]::
I know… She’s mean!… But anyway… Onto our next item. Asari, if you will do the honor…
Asari reaches into the box and pulls something out, it is too small to be made out completely, but Asari holds it with both hands, managing to cover it up while Amanda speaks..
::[.Amanda Hallsworth.]::
This next item… Is something that belonged to Hayden HardKore. He left them with me once, but Ofcourse he has about a trillion pairs, and it just so happens I have 2!
Amanda reaches into the box now and pulls something out. Both her and Asari look at eachother and nod. They stand side by side and uncover what they have. Which appears to be a pair of Aviators, Hayden HardKore originals too. Both diva’s put them on and stand back to back and do a Charlie’s Angels pose. The crowd wit woo at them and AH2 remove the glasses from their face. Asari goes to one side of the ring and Amanda stays where she was stood…
::[.Amanda Hallsworth.]::
I know this was supposed to be an auction and all… But lets face it… These items, most of them… Are worthless anyway… We’ve had Lucy’s dress. Well that she male is worthless, we’ve had Fuerza’s ice pick… He’s definitely worthless… We’ve had the screwdriver that Rhaps used to cut Vlad open with, well Vlad’s worthless, but Rhaps isn’t… We’ve had the chair I hit Sam over the head with, nuff’ said… And Hayden’s aviators… Asari?
Both women nod at eachother and throw the glasses out into the crowd. The fans go wild with cheers as they are thrown through the air and caught by someone. Amanda and Asari meet in the middle of the ring and Asari now takes over the microphone.
::[.Asari Hokuto.]::
We hope you have all enjoyed our little Auction tonight. No doubt there will be more of these to come in the future sometime. But we have one last surprise for you all, since you are all such wonderful people… Who wants some Official AH2 Merchandise!?
The crowd go wild with cheers as Asari walks back over to the box. She pulls a couple of bags out and chucks one to Amanda. They both stand at different sides of the ring and open the bag. But before they reveal what’s inside, they unbuckle the top of their denim overalls so the front falls down to reveal an AH2 shirt.
The crowd cheer loudly as both Amanda and Asari take out a few packages, which each include a brand new AH2 shirt. They have 3 each to throw to the crowd. Amanda raises the mic to her lips..
::[.Amanda Hallsworth.]::
Make some noise if you want a brand new AH2 shirt!
The crowd cheer as Asari throws a package out to the audience and it is caught by a woman in the third row back. Amanda throws one of hers and it is caught by a guy in the fourth row. They continue to throw packages out to the crowd as they cheer and shout.
::[.Hyper Elf.]::
YooHoo! I want one! Over here!
::[.Collin Jennings.]::
Oh sit down Hyper, your not gonna get one. This show has been eventful enough for one night. These two diva’s should be worried about what management will say to them, nevermind throwing out brand new merchandise!
As the two throw their last package out to the crowd, they join eachother in the middle of the ring and bow to the fans, thanking them for making it a good show. The crowd are still cheering loudly as ‘Ready, Set, Go’ by Tokio Hotel hit’s the PA System and AH2 exit the ring. On her way out, Amanda picks up her straw hat and keep it in her hand. They walk up the ramp, clapping the hands of the fans on each side of the ramp. Amanda stops when she gets to a young man in the audience, around 20 years of age. She puts the hat on his head and gives him a kiss on the cheek. She then continues to walk up the ramp with Asari, a smile on their faces as they turn at the top of the ramp and take one last bow before disappearing into the backstage area…
