Skull vs. Walker vs. Danielsen

[Sean Danielsen]

DING! DING! DING!

"The following is a Triple Threat Falls Count Anywhere Match..."

The intro of the song "Famous" by Puddle of Mudd starts ringing throughout the arena, courtesy of the PA System. The lights above the crowd turn shiny blue and smoke starts being fired up from the pistons that are placed right beneath the ramp, allowing the view of the entrance to be hidden. As the song kick-starts, the pyros blast off at the ramp. The chorus to Sean Danielsen's entrance theme can now be heard.

"Just wanna be famous, be so fucking jaded.
'Cause all the playboy bunnies take my money from me.
Show up at the Oscars, look up Dennis Hopper.
The money is for nothing and the chicks are for free!
Yeah, I wanna be! .. (Famous!)"

Wearing his trademark navy blue tights with the Gibson Les-Paul Guitar pictured on them in white and a black, sleeveless t-shirt which says "SEAN" in big letters, Sean walks out of the smoke. The Rockstar stands firm at the entrance like a strong man with an all fired-up look on his face. Stretching out his left arm to point towards the thousands of fans with his index finger, Danielsen now begins beating his chest like a tarzan using his left fist while shouting out loud to the fans. The Madhouse nameplate which reads "Sean Danielsen" rolls down the bottom of the screen. As soon as the Los Angeles native starts making his way down the ramp, he is introduced to everyone by the ring announcer, Lizzie Morna.

"Introducing first... Weighing in at 208 pounds. From Los Angeles, California. "The Rockstar" .. SEAN DANIELSEN!"

Danielsen reaches the steel steps and starts making his way up while smashing his feet one by one at the stairs in arrogance. Upon reaching the final stair, the Rockstar grabs hold of the steel post and uses it to get up onto the apron. Sean now stands at the middle of the apron with his back cushioned against the ropes while his face is turned towards the fans. After having a moment with the crowd, he then enters the ring from the middle rope and goes into a corner after removing his t-shirt as he awaits his opponents to make their entries.

"This match promises to be a great one. These three athletes are hungry for positive results to make their marks in this company."

"They sure are. And I bet they will give it their all tonight for that cause. Plus, it's Falls Count Anywhere! The fans are in for a treat with this one."

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[Scott Walker]

Enters. Will edit.

[Skull]

The lights dim down slightly for the arrival of the next competitor and the titanton springs to life as the words Welcome to Horrorland appear on the big screen in dripping slime green letters. As the letters drip off the screen, Spookey by God Module blasts out of the speakers and the painted ring warriors bursts out onto the stage.
His long black hair almost covers his face which his painted white with black rings around the eyes and black lips. Around his neck, he wears a necklace of tiny plastic heads, each from the action figure of one of the wrestlers he defeated during his previous tenure in EVPW.

Lizzie: Introducing the final competitor, from Horrorland, weighing in at 224lbs, the High Priest of Horrorland, Skull!

Ray: This is set to be an interesting and high flying match, Jimmy.

JP: It will be interesting to see the dynamic between these three wrestlers, especially since Skull seems to see this as more of an experiment than a wrestling match.

Skull reaches the bottom of the ramp and climbs into the ring where he joins his two opponents

[Scott Walker]

The fans brace themselves for an unpredictable falls-count-anywhere encounter between three of the top light heavyweight stars in EVPW. The initial moments of a three way match are always the trickiest and both Sean Danielsen and Skull understand this, as displayed by their initial pensive stances and sporadic glances towards each other. The Suicidal Schizo, however, does not and whether or not that can be attributed to his relative inexperience in the ring, his daredevil nature or even his rather obvious lack of mental depth is something that neither Skull nor Sean have time to ponder over when Walker charges. The masked middleweight takes down Sean when he jumps and raises his left knee – before turning around and greeting the nearby Skull by dropping to the canvas and trapping Skull’s left shin between Walker’s two legs. The hapless hall of famer proceeds to fall face-first onto the canvas, though he manages to get both hands up around the same time to lessen the impact. The Rockstar has just gotten up after the jumping knee kick by Scott Walker, only to be have his arm grabbed and be whipped across the ring and over the top rope to the outside. As Sean wonders about what just transpired over the last few seconds, he promptly gets up back to a vertical base only to be joined on the outside by Skull – who had been given the same treatment as the self-proclaimed Sexiest Man on Earth a moment ago. Always ready for some high flying action, Walker’s opportunity senses tingle (Spiderman ftw) and he prepares to give the crowd another stellar Scott Walker moment when he blitzes towards the opposite turnbuckle and bounces off it. As he rebounds, he spots The Rockstar and The Hellion both getting up back to a vertical base but The Suicidal Schizo looks forward to putting them back into their place when he approaches the same set of ropes he threw them over a second ago. Using the momentum and pace generated from the rebound, the Extremely Insane One somersaults over the ropes and lands back first on both Danielsen and Skull – taking the unfortunate duo down once more.

“What an exciting start to this match-up! Walker has just schooled these two decorated stars in the art of high flying action!”

“It’s too early in the match, Walker only has the advantage now because of his reckless streak but I can foresee him taking a beating later on in this match.”

The fans respond instantly and shower Walker with a variety of chants and everyone’s favorite retard climbs the fence to celebrate with the fans. As he stands precariously balanced on the barrier high fiving fans as if he had just scored in an 8-2 demolition of a certain North London team, Danielsen and Skull get back to their feet and look at each other before nodding. The plan had been set in motion, and the two were going to work together for the time being to put a leash on this hyperactive Connecticut native. The Californian and the Englishman together club the back of Scotty but thankfully the fans push back before the blows had been even struck, therefore ensuring that no fan was hurt when accidentally when The Suicidal Schizo toppled over the barrier and into the crowd. Now it is Danielsen and The Hellion who mount the barrier and they wait for their highly irritating nemesis to get back to a vertical base – but for whatever reason, the mentally handicapped man from Hartford is crawling around with his eyes shut, as if he’s looking for his non-existent glasses. Understanding the situation, the fans laugh at another one of Scott’s hilarious antics but the duo that have been standing on the barrier for the last forty-five seconds will have none of it. The Rockstar shouts “Oi! Walker, over here!” to which Scott responds to by standing up and turning around to face him. Sean then nudges his temporary partner before leaping off together with Skull – both superstars’ crosshairs aimed in unison at The American Luchadore. Due to both men not having much room to maneuver, they instinctively just ram their shoulders into Walker’s unprotected chest – forcing Walker to fall onto his back. The Suicidal Schizo is quick to get back to his feet though, and to the surprise of both his opponents he starts running away from them at full speed, rushing through the crowd and eventually reaching the fire exit. For a splitsecond, he cocks his head to see if his imaginary assailants were onto his tail before allowing his eyes to almost pop out of his head with a strange, unsettling, sincere kind of shocked expression. Running as if his very existence was at stake, Scott goes through the fire exit as Sean and Skull exchange a confused glance at each other as the EVPW audience erupts with laughter. Not wanting to waste time, the two go after Scott and also run to the fire exit before going through the door.

"What is wrong with this Scott Walker kid!? Every time you think you've seen him do the strangest thing, he always comes along and tops himself!"

"And Skull's obsession with him. Who the hell would obsess over a guy who probably broke out from an asylum?"

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(OOC: Hope this sets a good precedent for an enjoyable falls count anywhere match Let's have fun with it, guys )

[Sean Danielsen]

It's almost a dog, cat and mouse chase (see what I did there?) with Walker, Danielsen and Skull running after the other. As soon as the three make their way out of the arena through the Fire Exit, they are followed by the match official. The view now switches over to the Parking Lot where Walker can be seen panicking around for no apparent reason. "They're after me! Monkeys! I see them all! They're after me!!" repeats The Suicidal Schizo in a screeching tone whilst aimlessly running in circles. Danielsen and Skull are soon to run into the scene. The two share another confused glance before finally deciding to put an end to Walker's monkey business as they charge in from separate angles. The first to act is Danielsen who raids forth in an attempt to knock the retarded Luchadore off his feet with a lariat. Although, he seems to have his guard down but the Prince of Parody is on high alert and the onrushing Danielsen learns it the hard way after getting tossed over and onto the windshield of a nearby car, courtesy of Walker. The Rockstar is knocked out for good as he lays on his back ontop of a "spiderweb" cracking; the laminated safety glass of which the windshield was made of has been severely damaged as a result of the impact and meanwhile, the car alarm starts sirening which befuddles Walker even more. On the other end, Skull realizes that a blatant attack wouldn't be the ideal way to shut Walker up and he now cooks up a rather contrasting strategy to Danielsen's.

"Danielsen must be in some pain right now! I don't think he knew the Insane Luchadore could be so unpredictable."

"That's for sure. But this is only the beginning.. and I bet nobody can imagine the heights of unpredictability that this match will reach! All I can say is just wait and watch!"

Seeking for an opening, The Prince of Aerialists climbs up on the roof of the car nearest to Walker while waiting for his target to stumble closer. Soon enough, Walker, who was still running around, barges into the Horrorland native's radar and the Pureblood is swift to react as he launches himself into the air in an aim to drop down ontop of The Extremely Insane American Luchadore in suicidal fashion. However, Walker unknowingly manages to evade the attack whilst continuing his routine of panic and Skull is left alone to crash onto solid concrete. The Horrorland Hellion lies on the ground, moaning in pain and cluching the more damaged parts of his body while The Suicidal Schizo storms out of the Parking Lot and out into the open.

Danielsen gains conscious after a couple of moments and finds Skull lying down nearby on the floor. The Rockstar is soon to rush in for the cover as he realizes this is a wide opportunity for an easy win. The referee crouches in to begin the three count.

ONE!
TWO!

Skull is still in his senses as he gets the shoulder up. The referee signals to Danielsen that it was a near fall who is much displeased by this. Repelling away from Skull while still being down on his knees, "Where the hell did that idiot go?" mouths Danielsen, out of annoyance. "He went outside!", replies the match official. Thereupon, The self-proclaimed Sexiest Man on the Planet gathers himself up to his feet and instigates his search for Walker. The match official takes a moment to check up on Skull before following the Rockstar as he makes his way out of the Parking Lot.

"I wonder where Scottie might be. He seemed pretty much like a psycopath on the loose."

"Well, wherever he might be.. seems to me that this match isn't going anywhere without him."

After spending quite some time searching for the baffled Nutmegger, Danielsen along with the referee finally find Walker at an avenue adjacent to the stadium in which Madhouse was taking place. The Suicidal Schizo had been causing mayhem on the roads; vehicles passing by in full speed and merely avoiding to hit the Prince of Parody by just a matter of inches. The view seemed much chaotic but it was soon to get even worst as The Rockstar wasted no time in going after his antagonist. For a moment, it looked as if Danielsen and Walker were two maniacs on the loose as they resumed their wrestling match right in the middle of the road. The referee stood at the sidewalk, scratching his head out of confusion; he knew officiating this match would be a tough job but never thought it would come down to this. Engaged in a war of fists, the two athletes had now caused a traffic jam.

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