Wolverina vs Krylon }{ Steel Cage

[Wolverina]

Wolfie's music kicks in and drives the fans into hysteria. Then, the woman of the hour explodes out from the curtain as if shot out of a pretty pink glittery cannon. She makes it to the ring in no time and is still pumped up and bouncing off the walls of chain fencing, as if she'd stumbled upon a stash of Kahlan's drugs and snorted some of it.

TBCB Krylon

[Krylon]

Wolverina stands in the ring a little scared, a bit intimidated awaiting the three hundred pound monster Krylon to make his way to the ring. The crowd suddenly erupts with a “Krylon is EVPW” chant as always. The lights in the arena suddenly fade and Purple light in the form of smoke illuminates the arena. Lightning strikes the turnbuckles of the arena as the crowd pops at the top of their noises as the tough Wolverina clinches her fists witnessing the arrival of the Devil’s most evil right hand man .An Unfamiliar music starts to play in the darkened arena as “Solstice by Brand X Music” hits and blasts through the speakers. Just when the entrance theme reaches 0:40, lightning strikes the ramp.

Ray White
Oh boy here we go again. What publicity stunt will Krylon play now? Drugs?

Jimmy Pate
Oh shut up with your comments and call the match White.

Smoke covers the ramp as Krylon appears to a devastating pop from the fans. The ovation for Krylon is overwhelming as Krylon stands on the ramp with an expressionless face. Krylon wears a long dark trench coat and a shiny silver chain around his neck which has the “Satan’s logo”. The music continues as the victory road pyro begins all over the ramp. The titantron shows old clips from Krylon in EVPW. A few similar clips are seen like the body slam to Matthew Oliveira at the Abbadon’s Pit and a chokeslam to a 7 feet monster. The crowd keeps chanting for Krylon as the Dark Devil who proclaims he’s the king of Hell walks towards the ring with a cigar in his hand indicating that Krylon is not done with the company.

Lizzie Morna
And her opponent, from the Mountains of hell, He’s Six feet ten and weighs in a two hundred and ninety pounds, the Satan’s most evil right-hand man, Kryyyloon!


Ray White
Oh it’s the unlucky Cigar again!


Jimmy Pate
Well the crowd loves it when Krylon brings such stuff here!

The cameras roll onto Krylon again as he drinks Vodka while walking towards the ring and enters the ring finally taking off his trenchcoat to reveal his sweatshirt which says “I’m the last” on the front and “Motherfucker you want to mess with” on the back as the lights finally come back on. Krylon keeps smoking with a smile on his face and Krylon is seen strapped all over after his hellacious match at Madhouse. The bruises on his face, shoulder and chest are still very much visible from the Madhouse deathmatch and the following bouts with Hawk, Stalker, Demon and Ryu.


Ray White
He looks drunk

Jimmy Pate
Want him to piss on you?.

TBC.

[Wolverina]

Krylon reaches behind him and slams the cage door shut emphatically, trying his best to intimidate the Cutest of the Cute before the contest even begins.

JP: The cage door is being locked now and there is no escape. The last time Wolverina stood in a ring with someone the size and sinisterness of Krylon, it was Jaggeroth. Haven won that match, but did so with help from the likes of Amanda and Jake Diamond. She won't have that luxury tonight. This will truly be David errm Davidette vs Goliath.
Ray: More like Davidette vs a nation of Goliaths. The odds are insurmountable, Jimbo. Even for the likes of your precious little super heroine Wolfie.

Still sporting the lit cigar in his mouth and Vodka bottle in his hand, Satan's Best Right Hand Man is taken aback by the actions of his tiny opponent, who is charging headlong at him, tearing up the canvas in her wake. In no time she is vertical at high altitude, thrusting her feet out before her with a powerful Drop Kick. She impacts his chest but it does little in the way of hurting him, but plenty to piss him off. On instinct, the monster drops the cigar and booze then tries to rip Wolfie's head off with a huge swing of his massive arm. She ducks it, causing the slightly inebriated dark lord to become off balance, thus leaving himself open. Moving on silent cat feet, the nimble Nebraskan transitions behind him and picks up the cigar on the way, before heaving herself onto his back and climbing, like a squirrel would a tree.

Before Krylon can muster a rebuttal, the Queen of Queens secures him in a low rent style sloppy Choke Hold, while bringing the lit end of the cigar against his right eye, burning the dickens out of him. She twists it further into his ocular, then uses it as a knife to "stab" his dark orb repeatedly. Now alarmed, the big man begins to twirl in circles, like the inside of a washing machine on spin cycle, and tries to reach up with his hand to secure his sexy foe and pull her from him. The People's Princess thwarts him at every turn, until he suddenly back pedals rapidly into the nearest corner, squashing her in place and effectively nixing her early offense.

JP: After being caught off guard by Wolfie's very, VERY resourceful offense, Krylon has put the proverbial brakes on it.
Ray: Thank God. With any luck, he'll beat her brains out relatively quick so we can be rid of her. Haven is what you get when you pull a woman from the kitchen and give her some power. It's sickening. A man could've just lost an eye!

Now operating with only one eye, the enraged Krylon grabs a handful of Haven's gorgeous hair and Beels her clear across the ring with seemingly no effort at all, the Queen landing hard and rolling some before stopping. Not wasting any time, especially against the incomparable Wolverina, the Devil's Most Evil Right Hand Man closes distance between them and hoists her high over his head in a Gorilla Press position. Wolfie is helpless and knows it, all she can do is violently shake her head and plead with repeated "NO's". None of it registers with the dark vessel known simply as Krylon, sadly. Plodding forward with his catch high, the Dark Devil hurls her into the cage wall sickeningly, the force so truculent that it slings her back into his direction, as though he'd made her into a human boomerang. Krylon merely stands there, his head down, eyes (or should I say eye haha) burning a hole into Wolverina's bright soul.

He's greeted with a loud mixed reaction, half the venue loving the action between the two gladiators, the other half finding Krylon's overwhelming dominance over Haven detestable. After tending to his wounded eye for a short age, the monster bends down and seizes the Queen by the scruff of the neck and back of her singlet, before hefting her up. Utilizing the same effortlessness as earlier, the Mountains of Hell resident throws Haven, like a farmer would a small bail of hay, into the cage wall again, savagely. The best female wrestler ever is sent reeling from the chain links, falling back to the mat and rolling until she winds up on her tummy, virtually wiped out. Pleased with his handy work, Krylon gives the massacred woman a once over, contemplating ending the match now by either pinning her or walking out of the cage door.

Ray: Put a fork in her, she's done.
JP: I'd like to put something in her, but it sure as hell ain't a fork.
Ray: JESUS CHRIST, JIMMY POOH! Down boy! And you call ME a pervert!
JP: Shut it, you! I'm allowed a Freudian slip every now and then. That aside, though, I think you may be right as much as it pains me to say. Wolverina is simply out matched here. Krylon is too big, too strong, and he's in a match environment tailored to him. As you can tell, he's used that cage to his advantage.

To Krylon's surprise, the gallant graceling begins to stir, causing him to stop and look at her with wide eyed wonder. His initial amazement turns to anger, coercing him into a sudden sprint toward her with his boot hiked up, just as she gets to her feet on jello legs. In the twinkling of an eye, the People's Princess seems to vanish, circumventing the decapitation strike by forward rolling under it. While the Dark Devil travels on, booting the cage instead, Wolfie lucks out by winding up near the discarded Vodka bottle, which she secures with haste. Not missing a beat, the Queen of Queens eyes the ropes and uses them quickly to Springboard herself back into Krylon's direction, finding him to be just now turning around to face her, conveniently enough.

Haven swings the bottle downward, windmill style, with fierce impetus, the object shattering on his forehead. Immediately, a gash or two are opened along the monster's still tenderized head, paving the way for crimson streams to surface. The 6'10" giant somehow doesn't topple, but does drop to a knee with a hand over his head. Frustrated over her inability to surmount him, even with a drastic act such as the one she'd just enacted, the People's Princess swiftly removes the steel chain from around his neck, and begins to wrap it around her fist with desperate excitement. Krylon is left stunned and oblivious to his pretty opponent's shenanigans, as she hits the trio of cables to his left and steams back toward him with all sorts of momentum built up behind her. The Nebraskan cocks back mightily, and plows her chain laden fist into the side of his head viciously with all she's got, finally flooring the big man.

Ray: DQ that hussie right now ref! I can't believe he's letting her get away with that sort of stuff!
JP: You can only win by pinfall, submission, or escape through the door or over top of cage. Do you not read the program notes you dingus?
Ray: What notes? Oh, these things?
(Shows JP the back of the program note papers, which have penis' drawn all over them)
JP: Good grief! Anyway, folks, Wolverina has finally turned things around. I didn't think she had it in her, but once again she surprises us all. Nobody has the guts and passion in this industry that she does, and passion is something that can't be measured in height or weight. It's only measured in heart, and nobody has more heart than the courageous young woman in that cage.
Ray: AH! PIN!

Wolfie drapes her frame over his and tosses the chain asunder.

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Krylon kicks out with so much authority that it propels Haven high into the air and away, toward a wall of the cage itself. Managing to correct herself in flight, the People's Princess latches onto the links and starts climbing upward, hoping to use her speed to climb up and over to victory. Unbeknown to her, however, the Devil's Most Evil Right Hand Man is fresh on her heels, literally. Bringing his height and reach superiority to the forefront, Krylon grabs her ankle and pulls while he too ascends with her, until he's able to reach up between her body and the cage, where he wraps his big mitt around her narrow neck and begins to squeeze the life from her. Unable to render a defense, the Queen of Extreme is subjected to Krylon's imposing will, which he uses to leap from their position with Haven in tow. The pair traverse through the air breathtakingly, with the Dark Devil holding Wolfie high in the air with one hand around her throat. Then, he sends her into a tumultuous plummet with a body breaking Choke Slam from hell itself, utterly demolishing her and making her desolate, the ring and surrounding structure vibrating and trembling from the horrendous impact.

TBCB Krylon

[Krylon]

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