Scott Walker vs Krylon

[Krylon]

Ray White
Ladies and Gentlemen! We are back from the commercial break. Krylon is back and he just cut a promo about his return. We have been informed that NVX will not be able to make it tonight so Krylon is going to face that lunatic ass Scott Walker.

Jimmy Pate
Lunatic ass? That kid is fun! This is going to be a match between the agility of Walker and the power of Krylon. Look at the size of that monster!

Scott Walker’s music hits as he makes his way to the ring. Walker stands still at the ramp looking into the eyes of the Demon Goliath Krylon. Walker is without his mask and looks pretty scared. The American Luchadore slowly walks towards the squared circle as the returning Krylon watches him with absolutely no expression at all. Walker slowly enters the ring but he spots Krylon taking off his long coat and handing it over outside. Walker immediately somersaults over the top rope onto the mat and sits on the steel step constantly tapping his own chest trying to calm down. The crowd laughs it off as Krylon gives a confused expression. Walker once again slowly enters the ring, the six feet ten monster Krylon out of respect moves forward and takes his hand towards Walker in an attempt to shake hands with Scotty. As soon as Krylon brings his right hand forward which is covered with black gloves and has ‘DS’ written on it, Walker gets scared and runs outside of the ring from the ropes. Walker once again pats his chest and calms himself down as Krylon has a typical ‘WTF’ expression on his face. Scotty Walker slowly goes towards a one of the fans who has a water bottle. Walker asks for the water bottle but the little kid refuses, Walker suddenly takes out his mask from one of his pockets and gives that to the little kid in exchange for the water as the crowd laughs on. Walker drinks the water, and spills some over his head. Pats his chest once again and enters the ring.

Ray White
Can we start now? What the fuck is wrong with this guy. Is he an idiot? Krylon took off his coat and he somersaulted from the ropes? What’s happening to our company!

Jimmy Pate
Hey come on! That was hilarious! Walker’s a really funny guy. Even Krylon had a little smile on his face when he exchanged his mask for the water bottle.

The bell rings as Walker and Krylon finally start things off. Krylon takes a few steps towards Walker in order to punch Walker but Scotty keeps dodging the attempted fists by Krylon. The speed and agility of Walker helps the Luchadore evade the attempted fist-shots by Krylon. Walker takes a step backwards, leaps in the air, aligns both his legs together and attempts a dropkick driving his legs straight onto Krylon’s muscular chest but the six-foot ten monster using his size advantage stays on his feet. Walker takes another step backwards and attempts another dropkick but despite the proper contact, Krylon still remains on his feet and is just pushed back a bit. This push backwards allows some space to Walker in which he bounces of the ropes and charges at his monstrous opponent but Krylon opens up his body and raises his right boot to deliver a thunderous big boot straight to the unmasked face of Walker knocking him down on the mat followed by a huge “Oooh” sound by the fans. The relatively more experienced Krylon goes for the cover on Walker but Walker manages to kick out on the two count. Krylon grabs the luchadore by his head, lifts him up and tosses him towards the turnbuckle. Scotty Walker is perfectly aligned with the turnbuckle as Krylon goes towards the opposite side and charges towards his opponent in an attempt to clothesline him but as soon as Krylon’s huge bicep reaches for the head of the cornered Walker, Walker uses all his speed and agility to quickly evade Krylon’s clothesline and as Krylon is facing towards the turnbuckle, Walker charges at the monster from behind delivering another dropkick on the Dark Devil’s back.

Ray White
A back and forth match between Krylon and Walker. But what’s with the dropkicks? Can’t this idiotic and lunatic luchadore do something else?

Jimmy Pate
I’m impressed by the fact that Walker has recovered from that monstrous big boot early and is fighting this very cleverly. Due to the size difference, Walker would have to be on the counter which he’s doing very cleverly Ray.

Walker immediately turbo-rushes towards Krylon who’s just turning around from the corner and the high flying luchadore applies a three-quarter facelock reaching back and grabbing the head of Krylon after leaping over, thus pulling the Devil’s most evil right hand man’s jaw above the shoulder takes a leap on the top-rope and twists around in to force the Krylon face-first to the mat below executing a very damaging flying-three-quarter-facelock bulldog (Dudley Dog). Walker immediately goes for the cover on Krylon but the monster kicks out on the two count to a pop from the fans. Walker points towards the top-rope and uses this opportunity to take a risk against the monstrous Demon of the dark side. Walker immediately jumps over towards the top rope with his back towards the ring. Walker doesn’t realize that Krylon sets up. Walker faces away from Krylon thinking that the monster is on the mat and prone to a move and executes a backflip from the elevated top rope in an attempted moonsault however The Demon Goliath had already set up and grabs Walker in mid-air into a position which Walker is bent forward against Krylon’s midsection with his stomach on Krylon’s shoulder and head facing downwards. The powerhouse Krylon then crosses the arms of the luchadore between his legs before lifting the agile Scott Walker up into a vertical position and driving him down between Kryon’s legs executing a massive cross-arm piledriver to knock Walker out and goes for the cover.


Jimmy Pate
ONE! TWOO and oh Walker got his shoulder up! What a Cross-arm piledriver by Krylon. Walker pretty much had the momentum before he opted to take the high risk maneuver moonsault there.

Ray White
Why did that lunatic luchadore had to go to the top rope to take risks? This is why I don’t like these midget cruiserweights.



TBC.

OOC: Got the heads up from the Management to replace NVX in this match. and due to shortage of time, entrances weren't needed.

[Scott Walker]

Scott Walker shows off his extreme endurance levels when he kicks out of Krylon’s heavy piledriver but the Demon of Death is only motivated further to inflict unimaginable levels of pain on his high flying counterpart. Hoisting up the frail Walker like the midget that he is, the seemingly unstoppable EVPW Original whips the rookie across towards the far corner. Within an instant of Walker’s back hitting the turnbuckles, Krylon makes his demonic charge towards the American Luchadore. Using his high level of wit and cunning – as well as speed – Scott rolls to the side just as the former TWF Underground champion raises his right boot. With the six foot ten inch monster’s large leg hanging over the top rope, Walker is presented a golden opportunity to take the advantage in this encounter. Mustering up all the strength in his cruiserweight body, Walker comically lifts up Krylon’s free leg to send him over the top rope entirely and onto the floor outside. After wiping off an inkling of sweat from his brow in a rather comical manner, The Insanely Extreme One looks to live up to his name and after getting the crowd to clap along with him, he makes a dash towards the opposite ropes – rebounding off them and gaining some extra speed and momentum as he locks his crosshairs in on Krylon who is up on a vertical base outside the ring. The monster Krylon – who is somewhat groggy after being unceremoniously dumped out of the ring seconds earlier – is still able to have enough presence of mind to anticipate what comes next. As Walker somersaults over the top rope using his increased speed after the rebound, Krylon catches the Lucha Libre specialist in mid-air. The referee’s count goes up to two but the Satanic Monster is completely apathetic to the ring-out count when he adjusts Walker’s position – resting the cruiserweight on his shoulders, facing away from him with his own head between SW’s thighs. Clenching the tights of Walker, Krylon charges towards the crowd barrier and tosses the Extremely Insane One into the crowd in a type of release powerbomb. The referee raises his hands to count three but what transpires before his very eyes leaves the match official too stunned to even shout out the number. Some in the crowd catch their fan favorite schizophrenic and begin to transport him across the front rows – making the Suicidal Schizo literally crowdsurf! Krylon scratches his head as he attempts to dissect the situation, but is left as puzzled as the referee when the fans begin an ear-shattering “EVPW!” chant while helping the high flyer surf over their shoulders.

"Scott Walker is surfing the crowd as if this were a heavy metal concert! Are my eyes decieving me?"

"WHAT? WHAT DID YOU SAY? I CAN'T HEAR MYSELF OVER THIS CHANTING!"

TBC (Keeping this short and entertaining, with a homage to ECW )