Post by NVX on Aug 9, 2011 15:52:23 GMT -4
Jimmy Pate: Well, welcome back to Wednesday Night Genesis, everybody. Before the break, we saw what can only be assumed as an NVX beat down at the hands of the Mosh Crew and several large and scary men.
Ray White: I had a dream about that once. Except instead of beating me with a thumbtack covered steel chair, they beat me with…
Jimmy Pate: Ray! We’re on television now. You can’t be saying that stuff. Anyway, NVX’s opponent, Mikey Vandal is in the ring. I don’t know if NVX can even compete tonight.
Ray White: How rude! I was just going to say they beat me with baseball bats. That was one of the scariest nightmares I’ve ever had. Not everything I say is gay! Geez, you try to open up to a guy…
Jimmy Pate: Oh…I’m sorry, Ray. I didn’t realize that.
Ray White: That’s okay. After they beat me, we had sex.
Before JP can respond to Ray’s vulgar comments, the lights dim and “Animal I Have Become” by Three Days Grace blasts through the speakers. NVX flies out of the curtain without his usual hoodie and charges down the ramp. Before Lizzie and even start his introduction, the Dark Prince of X-treme slides into the ring and the referee signals for the bell. Vandal tries to move in on his opponent, or through his eyes, the blur coming right at him. Before he knows it, a shoulder has rammed into his abs. NVX tackles Mikey Vandal down with an emphatic Wolf’s Fang. The angry Asian Assassin hooks a leg up and the referee starts the count.
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Jimmy Pate: It’s all over! That was like four or five seconds! An angry NVX is a dangerous one.
Ray White: A sexy one too. What is he doing? Is he asking for a microphone?
Ray White: I had a dream about that once. Except instead of beating me with a thumbtack covered steel chair, they beat me with…
Jimmy Pate: Ray! We’re on television now. You can’t be saying that stuff. Anyway, NVX’s opponent, Mikey Vandal is in the ring. I don’t know if NVX can even compete tonight.
Ray White: How rude! I was just going to say they beat me with baseball bats. That was one of the scariest nightmares I’ve ever had. Not everything I say is gay! Geez, you try to open up to a guy…
Jimmy Pate: Oh…I’m sorry, Ray. I didn’t realize that.
Ray White: That’s okay. After they beat me, we had sex.
Before JP can respond to Ray’s vulgar comments, the lights dim and “Animal I Have Become” by Three Days Grace blasts through the speakers. NVX flies out of the curtain without his usual hoodie and charges down the ramp. Before Lizzie and even start his introduction, the Dark Prince of X-treme slides into the ring and the referee signals for the bell. Vandal tries to move in on his opponent, or through his eyes, the blur coming right at him. Before he knows it, a shoulder has rammed into his abs. NVX tackles Mikey Vandal down with an emphatic Wolf’s Fang. The angry Asian Assassin hooks a leg up and the referee starts the count.
1!
2!
3!
Jimmy Pate: It’s all over! That was like four or five seconds! An angry NVX is a dangerous one.
Ray White: A sexy one too. What is he doing? Is he asking for a microphone?
TBC in the promo section
