UGC: Cut Squad vs Japan

[Slut (✿ ◕‿◕)]

The scene opens on the back of Kahlan’s blue hair. Her hands come up and still facing away, she ties a piece of white cloth around her head and ties a knot snuggly over the wavy fall of her locks. Just then a hand lands on her shoulder and reflexively Kahlan turns around, revealing the Rising Sun, a blob of red paint splashed on the white of the cloth on the crown of her head. Her surprised eyes grow slimmer and a wry smile works its way around a corner of her mouth. As the camera zooms out, from the half oval of the face revealed, Shawn Dreamer’s identity is announced. The Hard-core Prince, recently unfortunate in his latest bouts with his ego slightly soiled gives his partner a long questioning look. His eyebrow facing the lens rises up.

Kahlan: “I just thought… you know…”

Shawn’s hand shoots up in front of Kahlan’s face cutting her blabbering into a mute silence. Consequently his ‘stop talking’ hand turns with grace in a ‘lead the way’ motion, which sends Kahlan on her way for Shawn to follow smoothly. The duo only have to take a few steps before they come to face a lavish green set of curtains. From beyond the veil the speakers and conclusively a rise in fan appreciation pans out. Dreamer brings his hand up and rips the curtains aside as he and his partner step out on to the stage, while ‘A Cut Above’ by Avery Watts brings the crowd up onto their feet. Not far away, in the centre of the ring, Lizzie Morna striking a lovely presence in her low cut lavender dress brings her microphone up to her bright red lips.

LM: This following contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, a coalition of English and American, weighing at a combined weight of three-hundred-and-seventy-five pounds the team of Kahlan Clarkson and Shawn Dreamer… the CUT SQUAD!

JP: And here is the reason why we have a tag division in the first place. Cunning, speed, reflex, talent, technique and strength all meshed up into pure team work. This ladies and gentlemen is why tonight, at Prelude to Madness, we’re finally going to witness a resurrection of real tag team competition. Not forced, random teams merging for one night to scrap around like mere children fighting for no better reason than the fun of it, but a pure wrestling, charismatic machine coming up against Champions for the greatest prize of them all Eagle Vision Pro Wrestling’s prestigious tag team championships.

While all of this noise and hype goes around Kahlan and Shawn continue their not so adventurous stomp down to the ring where Kahlan makes a point of ignoring anyone behind a security wall, where all the while her partner touches hands and exchanges grins with the Dreamer Maniacs. The former TV Champion is wearing his usual wrestling attire of black boots, trunks and wrist tape. His self-righteously smug partner however, has risen to the occasion and has improved her standard from a burka to boots, long ‘Snakes and Ladder’ pants, a black ‘Champeon’ T-shirt and of course the mini Japanese flag tied around her head. The two make it to the ring and climb into it.

RW: Well Jimmy, if we’re ever going to get mad by the end of this show, this fits perfectly as a nice little prelude.

TBC

[Shoshomaro/Amanda Brooks]

-Some peaceful japanese music starts out the introduction of the United Glory Champions. Slowly it faded it out then a suddenly all that was heard was "GO TO HELL!" as the words echoed over and over again. A familiar shape passed the curtain. It was Yoshi Shoshomaro he wore black tights with the with "Cut Squad" written down the left leg and "G2H" in gold. He held one of the championships over his head and gave a smirk to the opposition inside the ring.-

"Well it seems Yoshi is giving his opponents his oppinion of them."

"I have to agree with that yummy piece of japanese meat. Those two losers can go straight to Hell."

-Yoshi's smirk widened as Go to Hell faded to the Real Hazard Theme and Kiba as well as Chris Pyro passed the curtain onto the ramp. The three stared down the pair in the ring.-

"Introducing their opponents from Tokyo, Japan... At a combined weight of 425 pounds. They are accompanied by "The Angelic Ninja" Chris Pyro... "The True Japanese Ace" Yoshi Shoshomaro and "The Japanese Fang" Kiba Tanahashi... They are KnM!"

-Pyro gave the two a nod and the trio made their slow descent to ringside area. Yoshi was the first to enter the ring upon reaching it by sliding under the bottom rope, he rose to a knee and pointed at Kahlan. He gave her a wink and then looked at Shawn before giving him a respectful nod. Kiba facial expression never changed from the intense, angery one he's had as of late. Real Hazard faded out as Kiba and Yoshi handed their prized championships over to the official. Yoshi gave a nod to Kiba and stepped on to the apron as the awaited to see which of their opponents would start this dance.-

[x | S.DREAMER | x]

With Shoshomaro stepping out for the dance, Shawn mouths a few words to Kahlan and steps forward, indicating that he would be the one to start off things. The blue-haired diva gets on the apron and the referee calls for the bell, officially commencing the contest for the tag titles.

*DING DING DING*

Just as the bell sounds thrice, Yoshi and Shawn starts to circle around the squared stage and measures each other from head to toe, trying to find the best crack before they get it on. Forming a circle over the canvas with their footprints, the combatants slowly moves to the center and the world collides. The Floridian and the Japanese star puts their arms onto each others' shoulders and locks up in a neck and tie lock-up. Having the weight advantage on his side, the Hardcore Prince simply uses his strength and pushes Sho to the vacant corner, getting him to hit the turnbuckles eventually. The official simply walks up to the two and starts to yell out at Dreamer as the rope break rule is being broken. Being a gentleman as he always is, the Floridian gets his claws off the champion and starts to reel back, with his arms high to show he's clean. The man from Tokyo simply tries to take it as an advantage; he rips off from the corner with his arm outstretched and darts off toward Dreamer to take him down with a hard lariat. But before Shoshomaro could connect, Dreamer ducks under his arm, evading the shot that might have floored him. He quickly flips around and charges back at Shoshomaro, who is having a hard time to hit his breaks. He quickly grabs onto Yoshi's head from the behind and leaps forward, getting his face to be squashed over the dusty canvas. The Japanese champion simply rolls away from the point of impact while holding onto his nose - the region which sustained the most shock during the impact.

"Dreamer has taken Shoshomaro down with a bulldog and I must say, that simply shows how much Dreamer is focused inside that squared circle. He's a veteran for a reason, and actions as such proves it."

"But then again, Sho and Kiba are quite an amazing team, Jimbo. We saw them defeat the NecroArmata months back and that wasn't really a push over of a match. If they can beat the likes of Seraph and Mo Hawk, why not the Cut Squad?"

"Kahlan and Shawn has been quite dominant back at GHW, and I simply feel that the Cut Squad will win it. They have the experience factor, and I'm sure that would be their chariot to victory."

"Open your eyes, Jimmy! There's no way they can win! That's more absurd like Big Al getting into bed with me!"

Pushing the ground around him, Shawn hoists up to his heels and marches up to his fallen foe, who is trying his best to regain his composure. Drawing close to the fallen Tokyo native, the Floridian bends over and starts to heave up his opponent up to his jelly limbs. Even though Sho tries to hold onto the ground and put the attempt of Dreamer to vain, the Hardcore Prince outlasts all the resistance and pulls him up on his heels, before throwing a few balled fist to Sho's head. Getting him a little dazed up, the Jacksonville's pride grabs Sho's hand and laces up their arms, before throwing the Asian onto the other side. Being projected toward the ropes, Shoshomaro takes a lap of the ring and rebounds back by the metal cords, back toward Dreamer. With his braking system out of commission along with his senses, Sho ends up stumbling onto Shawn, who quickly wraps his arms around him. Using all his power, the former TV champion lifts his adversary off the ground and throws him overhead, catapulting him to the other side. The Japanese champion crash lands over the canvas with a thud and instantaneously gives out a loud shriek in pain, while his back arches up and his partner looks on being utterly disappointed.

"Sheer dominance by Dreamer out there! I'm sure everything is going out as per as Cut Squad's plans and Dreamer and Kahlan must be two happy guys out there now."

"Whatever goes on, I want the KnM to win! There's no way a bunch of GHW goons can win our titles! Come on, Sho! The entire EVPW lies on your back!"

"If you would only take your eyes off the playgirl magazine, Ray. The Cut Squad are currently the part of the EVPW roster. Kahlan is exclusive to EVPW now, while Shawn fights for our brand every other week out there at GHW. So yeah, don't bring up GHW here!"

"Think again, Jimbo; what if the Cut Squad is seen to shake hands with Smarky Smark tomorrow and dump the titles in the middle of the ring? Will that be a good sign for us?!"

With his adversary lying far and reeling fast in slumber-land, the Hardcore Prince throws his feet up and pulls himself up with a kip-up, to much of crowd's delight. He simply walks over to his home corner, where Kahlan is seen to be standing with a beaming face. "You're up!" mouths Dreamer as he tags in his partner and makes her the legal one in the equation. With the official approving the tag, the blue-haired diva gets inside the ring and instantly darts up to her fallen foe. She quickly gets herself over Yoshi and mounts onto his ribs, before starting to pelt balled fist all over his face. Nailing Sho with around 5-6 hard shots, Clarkson grabs onto the raven black hairs of her adversary and starts to heave him up to his heels. But just as the Asian champion is being pulled upto one knee, he throws a fist onto Kahlan's solar plexus, getting her grip to loosen up. Yoshi follows up the strike with two more punches, getting Kahlan to let go of Sho and clutch around her stomach. Seeing an opening right there, Shoshomaro throws his forearm to the side of the skull of the Ladder Queen, getting her to stagger back and hit the ropes. The cruiserweight from the land of the Rising Sun then shows his agility and his desperation to hold onto the golds; he quickly races up to his corner and tags in his partner, before running out of air and collapsing over the canvas.

"That's called spirit, Jim. That simply is the fuel that drives one to victory. Shoshomaro has shown the true meaning of being a fighting champion. He used his last breath to fight and take his team back to the 50-50 position."

"Oh well, the fresh man, Kiba is now in and I'm sure he will explode into rage just as he gets in. He's an angry young man and Kahlan is as fiery as him too. Lets see how things turn out in the end."

"It'll be KnM winning in the end. End of the story. I simply don't want a bunch of GHW fools to win, and if they do, I'll host a live sex session in the ring right there!"

"Ah, Ray. It's a family show already and we don't want you gaying up the whole place!"

Getting the hot tag, Kiba quickly gets inside the ring and gives out a loud war cry, giving out the crowd a teaser of the rage he had in store. He hastly makes a charge at the Ladder Queen at his maximum velocity, who is still trying to recover from that stiff forearm shot. Caring less of the rules, the Japanese fang starts to hammer away onto Clarkson, shooting his fists all around the head of the vulnerable diva, while she leans over the cords. The middle aged man in zebra clad intervenes right away as the rope break rule is being broken, and he yells at Kiba to get away from Kahlan, to which he simply doesn't give a damn to. The official quickly starts his count to five right then, attempting to get KnM to be disqualified from the bout.

ONE!

TWO!

THREE!

FOUR!

Right as the referee reaches the four count, Kiba backs up from Clarkson, leaving her down on one knee, breathing heavily. The official throws a few heated words toward Kiba, which he simply gulps down with a scowl. But just as the referee is done with advices, the Japanese Fang gets back to Kahlan and this time, he wraps his arms around the Newcastle diva's waist. The comrade of the Rogue Ninja then simply pulls Kahlan away from the ropes, before lifting her up in the air and throwing her behind him right on her neck. The Ladder Queen's neck simply lands over the canvas with a loud bang, being on the receiving end of the German Suplex, which gains a mixed reaction from the crowd - half of the arena doesn't want the Cut Squad to go down in drain, while the other half simply hates Kahlan's ego. Even though his opponent looks all banged up, Kiba retains the waist lock and starts to heave Kahlan up once again, trying to repeat what he did just seconds back. Getting the female counterpart of the Cut Squad up, Tanahashi slowly backs up a bit and then throws Kahlan in the air, this time tossing her over the top rope. The arena, along with Dreamer, gasps in shock as Kahlan flies over the top rope and crashes right onto the unpadded floor, with her neck taking most of the shock.

"Holy fuck! That just might handicap Kahlan forever!"

"OH YEAH, END OF A GHW FUCK! I was waiting for this day all along and it finally came to reality!"

"Sick as ever, eh Ray? You're nothing but a disgrace to our annoucing booth and simply hate to be beside you every other week."

"Why? Scared of my dick piercing up your ass?" *smirks* "That's the end right there, ladies and gents - the end of Cut Squad!"

Kiba slowly hoists up to his heels and looks at the carnage outside the ring with a sly grin, while Shawn is spotted to be beside his partner, trying to check if Kahlan is still able to kick up.

TBC;

[Shoshomaro/Amanda Brooks]

-Kiba's pride swells as he looks on at his fallen opponent and her partner on the outside. Yoshi motions to be let back into the fray and Tanahashi gladly tags him back in. Yoshi jumps up and down upon entering the ring watching and waiting as Shawn helps The Ladder Queen to her feet. As the purple haired woman raises and leans into her male escort as Yoshi bounds toward them like a heat seeking missle. With a simple manipulation of leg strength the five foot eight japanese import dives over the top rope and flips over himself catching both foes with his feet to their skulls, dropping them both like a bad habit.-

Oooh! I think KnM's stock just went up! And the hair! I wish we could see that in slow motion."

"Calm down Ray... You don't want to have to change your panties on Pay Per Veiw do you?"

"If not here at Prelude to Madness than when and where?"

-Yoshi returns to his feet and grabs the weakened Clarkson by her hair and tosses her back into the ring. He looks at his partner as he lifts her onto his shoulders. He gives a cut-throat sign and spins her off and connects with a knee to her temple. As Kahlan drops to the canvas Yoshi starts flexing his arms to a chorus of boos from the crowd. The True Japanese Ace smirks confidently and then turns his attention back to the man outside the ring. Shawn was shaking the cobwebs away while leaning against the apron. Shoshomaro nods as he sees how close his other adversary is and darts at him before sliding across the ring and delivering both feet to his jaw, sending The Hardcore Prince into the barricade with a loud thud. Yoshi pushes himself the rest of the way out of the ring and begins to rain down a series of chops to the Jacksonville natives chest. The crowd gave their own unison tribute to the greats with each shot "Woo! Woo! Woo!".-

"I don't think I've seen Yoshi be so... Aggressive or smug... It's hot!"

"Again I beg you to calm down Ray."

"But I feel all tingly."

-The official has been counting the whole time and was now at a count of seven as the Tokyo native decides to leave Dreamer and slide back into the ring. Miss Clarkson was still looking up at the lights from Yoshi's finisher and he smirks at her. Suddenly it was like a light went on in his mind and he swaggers to his partner and tags him in. Kiba lets out a grunt and walks over to the down Kahlan, but what was to follow he never saw coming. As The Japanese Fang kneels down to lift the injured diva he is blindsided by his own partner. Yoshi uses all his speed a martial arts skill to deliver a knee to the back to Kiba's skull. The official looks at this in shock, as does the Shawn, who is now on the apron. Kiba's fall was broken by Kahlan, but unfortunately that is not as far as his partner's betrayal will go. Yoshi leverages The Japanese Fang onto his shoulder, dangling him over so his face was against The True Japanese Ace's gut. Yoshi looks at the Jacksonville native whose face is still stuck in a look of confusion and gives him a wink before driving his former partner down on his head and neck.

"Did we just see what I think we did?"

"NO! NO! NO! Shoshomaro what are you doing?!"

-Yoshi just smirks as he again raises to his feet. He turns his attention back to the Jacksonville native and bows. He then admires his work and chuckles to himself before exiting the ring and heading up toward the ramp. Kahlan starts to stir and slowly crawls toward the still shocked Dreamer in hopes of getting out of the action and resting up. She finally reaches him and weakly taps his leg with her hand. Shawn stands there for a moment the thought not registering at first.-

TBC:

[x | S.DREAMER | x]

Being flabbergasted by the action of Shoshomaro, the Hardcore Prince steps inside the squared circle after being tagged in by his partner. He simply walks up toward the ropes and stares at Sho with his eyes bloodshot in anger. "You ruined our moment! You destroyed our image!" screams the Floridian at the Japanese Ace as he simply backs up the aisle, beaming in joy of apparent liberty. Pyro and Jami are equally shocked by the act of Sho, and they both are seen to scream out stuffs at him in Japanese, which of course majority of the fans don't understand.

"I have seen guys stabbing their partners before, but I have never seen a douchebag like Shoshomaro. If you weren't down with your mate, why bother coming out?!"

"I like that guy more than anything now! He delivered a statement to his now-ex-partner with a bombshell anad I guess even I wouldn't have dropped one like that."

"Really, Ray? What would be your bombshell like? Hmm?"

"Like... uhh.. me getting breast implants? Or even getting married?!" *laughs out loud*

With Sho out of sight and Pyro and Jami making their way out toward the curtain, Dreamer turns his attention toward Kiba, who is trying his best to get up on his heels by the aid of the ropes. In a blink of an eye, the angered face of the Hardcore Prince turns all serious and he backs up toward the vacant corner, before starting to stomp and "tune up the bands". The loyal EVPW fanatics, knowing well what's coming their way, bursts out to cheers as Dreamer continues to stomp the ground, calling in the prelude to the demise of KnM's reign as champions. Being all dazed and groggy, the Japanese Fang gets up and turns around toward the Jacksonville's pride, being totally unaware of his time and space. Shawn quickly takes the floor and side-steps up to Kiba, before smashing his sole right onto the lower jaw of Tanahashi, flooring him down with the knock-out shot.

"Sweet Dreams, Ray! I'm sure Kiba is now down to the deepest depth of his nightmare now."

"Hah, this is seriously bogus! The Cut Squad was literally helped by the Trojan horse, in the form of Shoshomaro tonight. There's no way they can brag about it in future!"

"Bleh, a win is a win, Ray. Plus it's not their fault that Sho pulled that swerve in. But now ladies and gentlemen, we know who will be our next champions - they are the Cut Squad."

"Quack, quack.. I mean, CUT CUT!" *in a sarcastic tone*

The Hardcore Prince goes down and hooks the leg of Kiba while he's far lost in his slumber. The referee has no choice but to count the pinfall - the three decisive seconds that would make the Cut Squads the champions.

ONE!!

Pyro and Jami finally notices the count going inside the ring, and they darts out for the ring, trying their best to crash the party and live their stable's chance to hold onto a belt of EVPW.

TWO!!

The Newcastle diva notices the act of Pyro and Jami and steps inside the ring, standing guard right in front of Dreamer to save their chances.

THREE!!

And the arena explodes into cheers, Pyro and Jami falls on their hips covering their faces, and the Hardcore Prince raises his arms in air, as the referee calls the for the bell. The speakers go live and A Cut Above by Avery Watts booms all around the arena - this time acting as a anthem of the victors. Amidst all the cheers and the song, Lizzie Morna gets up from her seat as the bell sounds, and spews out the names of the winners of the match.

"Winners of the match as a result of a pinfall, the NEW United Glory champions, Kahlan Clarkson and Shawn Dreamer, the CUT SQUADDDDD!"

"The tag titles got stolen! The thieves from GHW stole OUR titles and are gonna throw thew away next week, that's for sure! God, I hate this moment!"

"Come on, Ray; don't be so negative! They are the champions - show them a little respect!"

"Hah, as if they won the titles all by themselves! I hate to be the part of this moment too! Maybe I'd suicide someday watching this on DVD!"

"Disregard my partner's mumblings folks but we have found our new tag champions, and they are the Cut Squad. I simply hope they would hold the titles for long and would be the best team ever since Stone Orchard and the Kult!"

The official takes the straps from a ringside crew as Kahlan and Shawn hugs each other in the ring, with crowd blowing off the roof with cheers. The referee hands them the titles and the two raises the straps up in the air, putting their trophies in the display for the world to see. The champions poses and the crowd cheers as Kiba slowly rolls out of the ring and gets picked up by Pyro on his back, who then carries him to the back. The champions then vacate the ring and backs up the ramp with the titles on their shoulder, leaving the ring with happy memories and the cheers of the crowd rallying up behind them.They stops by the curtain and poses for the crowd one last time, before heading out to the back, leaving the ring to be cleared up for the next bout.

But then again, the blue-haired diva wasn't done with all the celebration - she came out within a few seconds of leaving and screamed out just two words before she got dragged back by her partner again.

"FUCK YOU!"

The crowd lets out a mixed reaction at Kahlan's words, showing how they are not also happy about her being one half of the champions.

EOM.