Post by Rhaps on Jun 13, 2008 20:40:18 GMT -4
The footage opens up with Rhaps standing in the middle of the ring, looking off to one side at something apparently amazing because his eyes aren't moving. As the camera zooms in Rhaps can be seen wearing a fake beard stuck clumsily onto his face while wearing a long coat with a badge pinned onto it. He is also holding onto a plastic gun in his left hand while the coat sways dramatically for some unexplained reason. The start up sequence begins in earnest as Rhaps' voice can be heard singing the theme tune.
Rhaps: In the eyes of the Safety Ranger
The unsuspecting wrestler
Had better know the truth of how much weapons hurt
Cause the eyes of the Safety Ranger are upon you
Any pain you inflict, he's going to see,
When you're in GHW, look behind you,
'Cause that's where the Safety Ranger's gonna be.
As Rhaps sings the song the start up sequence plays through, beginning with the badge of the Safety Ranger spinning on the screen. The badge is a bowl of strawberry ice cream with the spoon coming out one side. The spinning badge gives way to various scenes of Rhaps walking around the backstage areas in a vain attempt to look macho. Despite this he doesn’t appear to be able to pull it off, leaving him waddling off camera with each clip. The Safety Ranger badge spins again, giving way to the introductions of the other characters. The next clip shows Cosmos running around his locker room donning a cowboy hat much too large for him with his own waffle badge pinned on the front of his coat. It’s similar to the one Rhaps is wearing but it’s a bit shorter in length and a different colour, matching the psychedelic colour scheme of Cosmos. Under Cosmos his name appears with the character he is portraying, Cossette.
The SIC badge spins again giving way to the next character. Vlad appears on screen with a grey beard stuck to his face, nodding all knowingly into the camera before offering a cheesy smile. Vlad’s name also appears along with the name of his character, V.S. Finally the start up sequence gives way to the gun Rhaps was holding at the beginning. It fires and a flag emerges from the barrel with ‘Safety First’ written across it. The scene eventually cuts to Rhaps standing back in the original dramatic pose, looking at the really interesting object off camera while ‘Rhaps: Safety Ranger’ appears along the bottom.
The show opens up with Rhaps, the Safety Ranger in his locker room with Cosette and V.S. All three men are sharing a joke with each other as the camera pans around the whole room. There are three empty bowls in front of Rhaps and he seems to be getting a little agitated. He looks around the room nervously before springing up and racing to the freezer, retrieving a fresh bowl of SIC. He opens the lid as he returns to his seat, the ridiculously long coat getting in the way of Rhaps' feet as he walks.
VS: Look at him, back at it. You want to be careful there, you might give yourself brain freeze. Or you might so go a little bit hyper like our friend here, Cosette.
Cosette turns sharply and the mention of his name and he rushes over and hugs VS. Rhaps laughs as VS struggles to get Cosette off of him while he spoons out some strawberry ice cream into a fourth bowl, emptying half of the tub.
Cosette: Can I have some Rhapsy? Pleeeeeeease?
Rhaps: oh alright, but I don't you getting stuck on the roof again. I know you did a nice thing by saving that kitten but you didn't think about getting down again. Come to think of it, I never did figure out how you were able to run up six stories vertically without succumbing to gravity. Oh well.
Rhaps shrugs to himself as he spoons some SIC out into another bowl before handing it to his partner while the wizened VS looks on, his grey beard almost shining in the light. Cosette drops the spoon into the delicious condiment before raising it to his mouth. He takes a bite before something strange suddenly happens. Cosette instantly stops bouncing on the spot and he sags into a chair and yawns loudly. Rhaps lowers his spoon immediately, thankful he didn't have any of it as he rushes over to his friend, suddenly worried about him not being hyper anymore.
Rhaps: Cosette? What's wrong with you, you feeling alright?
Cosette: I'm feeling a bit tired actually.
Rhaps: What? I've known you for a long time and you've never said that. Something's definitely wrong.
Rhaps picks up Cosette's bowl of SIC and he sniffs it gingerly. Suddenly he drops the bowl in shock, visibly shaken at his discovery. VS looks concerned as he notices the change in Rhaps' mood.
VS: What is it Rhaps?
Rhaps: That SIC is counterfeit. It's been made with sweetener and not only that, its effects are so deadly as to render the eater of it with no energy at all. The complete reverse of the whole point of eating it. Someone very evil has done this. And I'm going to find them.
Rhaps snatches up a cowboy hat, clearly too large for his head. He shoves it on and he struts from the room, a grim demeanour on his face. As Rhaps enters the corridor, the hat on his head shifts to the front, making him unable to see. He shifts the hat back into place before continuing down the hallway. He walks through the backstage area of the GHW arena, knowing that the perpetrator must be close by. The Safety Ranger walks with a grim purpose as he looks for someone specific. He turns a corner and at last he sees Sting set up with a table by a freezer. He turns and sees Rhaps coming. He suddenly becomes very fidgety but he remains firmly rooted on the spot. Rhaps marches up to him and he looks him in the face. Sting returns it, his eyes not moving away. In the uncomfortable silence a loud squeaky noise is heard and it drags on for a few seconds before Rhaps raises an eyebrow and motions downwards.
Rhaps: You've got a bit of a gas problem there friend.
Sting looks a bit embarrassed as he looks behind him. He waves his hand briefly as the smell rises to the nostrils of both men, causing the Safety Ranger to take a step back, his eyes watering.
Rhaps: Anyway, you get that checked out by a doctor in your own time. Where'd you get the stuff?
Sting looks down at his feet nervously while Rhaps tries not to inhale too deeply. The silence lasts for a few more minutes before Rhaps sighs impatiently.
Rhaps: Where did you get the strawberry ice cream that you gave to me earlier?
Sting: Ummmm, they won't like it if I tell you?
Rhaps: Come on, that stuff is wrong plain and simple. You need to be able to get a sugar rush out of SIC. It just negates the point of eating it and my friend Cosette's tired? Cosette of all people. So you can understand why I need to put a stop to it.
Sting nods slowly in agreement. He sighs deeply before he speaks.
Sting: Ok, it was the Hyper Elf. He gave me the stuff and he told me to make sure you were given some.
Rhaps: Hyper? But he hates the artificial stuff? Are you sure?
Sting: Yes, it was Hyper. Wheelchair and everything. Of course, it explains the new addition he made to that thing. Anyway, all I know is he wanted you to have some of this and he's over by the car park.
Rhaps nods, accepting Sting's words at face value before nodding. He turns around dramatically, the hat falling off his head as he does so, ruining the exit. He grumbles to himself as he bends down t pick up the oversized hat before heading off in the direction of the car park.
==COMMERCIAL BREAK==
The episode pauses in the middle of it to give way to an advert. The advert opens up with several children running to a shop, looking for that super sugary sweet to make them go all out on a sugar bender before waking up in the basement with a headache. The children walk into the shop, scanning and mentally discarding many of the sweets on offer. Eventually their eyes bulge in their heads, spotting packets of Skittles on the counter. The children rush to the till with them and buy them before running outside.
The children eat some of the skittles, amazed at the burst of flavour from their recently purchased sweets. They begin playing, the sugar rush kicking in. The scene cuts to an hour later as all of the children are crashed out from burning out from the copious amounts of sugar recently ingested. A man appears with a smile in his face.
Man: Try some skittles today to get that fruity delicious fruity fruity delicious fruity skittles. Skittles. Get Some Today.
The advert ends eventually cutting back to the episode of Rhaps: Safety Ranger, the picture of Rhaps staring out into space holding the plastic gun in his left hand while the episode resumes.
==END OF COMMERCIAL BREAK==
The episode resumes with dramatic music as Rhaps nears the car park. He ducks behind a wall and he looks around cautiously, spotting several men keeping watch. Rhaps nods to himself, knowing he's found the headquarters of the evil mastermind behind the inferior SIC scam. He clenches his fist, the thought annoying him. Rhaps steps out suddenly, shouting his annoyance and defiance, all in one amazing multi-talented yell a he dives forwards at the men standing guard. As Rhaps is about to fight, the screen suddenly goes black and a man walks on.
Man: Hello. I represent the FCC and in an attempt to cut violence from out programming, the following scene has been removed since it has been deemed too violent for viewers under the age of forty and over the age of forty-two. Therefore enjoy this mood music for the entirety of the clip.
Elevator music plays while the man stands perfectly still, offering a smile to the camera while the scene plays on, unobserved by the viewer. Suddenly it skips back to the episode, showing Rhaps standing in the middle of a heap of unconscious guards, trying to pat himself on the back, although he's not doing a good job of it. He turns suddenly, swinging his head to look at the door leading to the car park outside. The hat falls off again and Rhaps rolls his eyes, not bothering to pick it up as he rushes off to find the perpetrator of the heinous crime.
The Safety Ranger walks to the outside of the arena, noticing trucks parked outside with a ring of men stood in the middle of the ring of trucks, the headlights on. A man is sat in a wheelchair with something white stuck onto the arm of it while a ring of men are stood around a table, talking about something. Rhaps creeps up too where the men are stood, ducking down behind one of the trucks as he strains to overhear the conversation.
Man: This stuff is amazing. It looks like strawberry ice cream and the first you know of the sweetener is when you first eat it. And by that point it’s too late; the energy levels are instantly reduced. That fool Rhaps won't be able to stop up since we know he's been given some of it. It's only a matter of time before he eats it.
Second Man: A nobody would suspect that I would be the mastermind behind it. After all, who would suspect the Hyper Elf ever being behind a scheme of making inferior SIC with sweeteners? I'm too nice and too, well, hyper for that.
The circle of men start laughing evilly as Rhaps gasps, shockingly confirming what Sting had told him about the supplier of the counterfeit SIC. Rhaps has finally had enough and he dives into the circle of trucks. The men in the ring gasp as Hyper's expression turns from one of glee to shock.
Hyper Elf: It's the Safety Ranger. I thought Sting had given you some of my potent mix already. Curses.
Rhaps: Oh yes he tried, but after Cosette took some and became tired I knew it wasn't natural SIC. Nothing could ever rob Cosette of his energy like that unless it was something evil. But I have one question, why Hyper?
Hyper's face remains blank for a few moments while he thinks. He stands up out of the wheelchair and begins walking around in front of the ring of men. He suddenly looks very sheepish and he walks back to the chair, taking a seat. As he does so, Rhaps notices that he has glued a fluffy toy of a white cat to the arm of the wheelchair.
Hyper: Oops, I just remembered I'm not supposed to be able to walk. Anyway, why? You want to know why?
Rhaps: I want the truth!
Hyper: You can't handle the truth. Oops, that was A Few Good Men. The copyrighters are going to have a field day. Anyway, I'm tired of you being the Hyper SIC Maniac. Yes, you heard me. I was the original energetic one. You and Cosette just copied on the niche I made. You stole that from me and so I decided to target you through your favourite food. And when you're no longer boosted by your SIC and waffle induced sugar rushes, I will be the only one who's hyper. It's foolproof.
Rhaps: Except you just told me about it.
Hyper: Uhh, yeah. But it's always the way, the bad guy always reveals his plans before they've been finished.
Rhaps: Well, it’s time to put an end to your dastardly plans. We must kung fu fight.
Hyper: So be it.
Hyper stands up out of the wheel chair and both men squint at each other as they circle menacingly. For some reason, the men circling Hyper and Rhaps are remaining uninvolved in the fight. Suddenly both men lunge at each other, screaming cries of defiance, once again showing off their multi-tasking skills. The scene suddenly cuts to a black screen as the guy from the FCC comes onto the camera once more, wearing the same calm smile as before.
FCC Man: Hi, me again. You know the drill by now. Yes, the following scene has been deemed too violent for people under the age of forty and over the age of forty-one this time. At some point someone utilises a banana in the fight, an extreme no-no in our world. Let's wait while you miss some exciting fighting action.
The FCC Man whistles to himself while it drags on for seems an eternity. After several minutes the scene cuts back to the programme. Once again Rhaps is seen in the middle of the car park, looking off camera while everyone, including Hyper Elf, lays defeated around him. For some obscure reason one of the trucks is flipped in the background and on fire. Rhaps nods to himself as he looks over at the captured supply of counterfeit SIC. He rubs his hands in a job well done and he walks off camera.
The scene eventually changes back to the locker room and Cosette has seemingly recovered from his energy lapse earlier as he bounces around the room while the Safety Ranger and VS talk quietly to one another, sharing a joke. Eventually music begins playing, signalling the end of the episode. Rhaps looks up and winks at the camera as it fades to the credits. The credits roll while Rhaps sings the theme tune once again.
Rhaps: In the eyes of the Safety Ranger
The unsuspecting wrestler
Had better know the truth of how much weapons hurt
Cause the eyes of the Safety Ranger are upon you
Any pain you inflict, he's going to see,
When you're in GHW, look behind you,
'Cause that's where the Safety Ranger's gonna be.
EoT
Rhaps: In the eyes of the Safety Ranger
The unsuspecting wrestler
Had better know the truth of how much weapons hurt
Cause the eyes of the Safety Ranger are upon you
Any pain you inflict, he's going to see,
When you're in GHW, look behind you,
'Cause that's where the Safety Ranger's gonna be.
As Rhaps sings the song the start up sequence plays through, beginning with the badge of the Safety Ranger spinning on the screen. The badge is a bowl of strawberry ice cream with the spoon coming out one side. The spinning badge gives way to various scenes of Rhaps walking around the backstage areas in a vain attempt to look macho. Despite this he doesn’t appear to be able to pull it off, leaving him waddling off camera with each clip. The Safety Ranger badge spins again, giving way to the introductions of the other characters. The next clip shows Cosmos running around his locker room donning a cowboy hat much too large for him with his own waffle badge pinned on the front of his coat. It’s similar to the one Rhaps is wearing but it’s a bit shorter in length and a different colour, matching the psychedelic colour scheme of Cosmos. Under Cosmos his name appears with the character he is portraying, Cossette.
The SIC badge spins again giving way to the next character. Vlad appears on screen with a grey beard stuck to his face, nodding all knowingly into the camera before offering a cheesy smile. Vlad’s name also appears along with the name of his character, V.S. Finally the start up sequence gives way to the gun Rhaps was holding at the beginning. It fires and a flag emerges from the barrel with ‘Safety First’ written across it. The scene eventually cuts to Rhaps standing back in the original dramatic pose, looking at the really interesting object off camera while ‘Rhaps: Safety Ranger’ appears along the bottom.
The show opens up with Rhaps, the Safety Ranger in his locker room with Cosette and V.S. All three men are sharing a joke with each other as the camera pans around the whole room. There are three empty bowls in front of Rhaps and he seems to be getting a little agitated. He looks around the room nervously before springing up and racing to the freezer, retrieving a fresh bowl of SIC. He opens the lid as he returns to his seat, the ridiculously long coat getting in the way of Rhaps' feet as he walks.
VS: Look at him, back at it. You want to be careful there, you might give yourself brain freeze. Or you might so go a little bit hyper like our friend here, Cosette.
Cosette turns sharply and the mention of his name and he rushes over and hugs VS. Rhaps laughs as VS struggles to get Cosette off of him while he spoons out some strawberry ice cream into a fourth bowl, emptying half of the tub.
Cosette: Can I have some Rhapsy? Pleeeeeeease?
Rhaps: oh alright, but I don't you getting stuck on the roof again. I know you did a nice thing by saving that kitten but you didn't think about getting down again. Come to think of it, I never did figure out how you were able to run up six stories vertically without succumbing to gravity. Oh well.
Rhaps shrugs to himself as he spoons some SIC out into another bowl before handing it to his partner while the wizened VS looks on, his grey beard almost shining in the light. Cosette drops the spoon into the delicious condiment before raising it to his mouth. He takes a bite before something strange suddenly happens. Cosette instantly stops bouncing on the spot and he sags into a chair and yawns loudly. Rhaps lowers his spoon immediately, thankful he didn't have any of it as he rushes over to his friend, suddenly worried about him not being hyper anymore.
Rhaps: Cosette? What's wrong with you, you feeling alright?
Cosette: I'm feeling a bit tired actually.
Rhaps: What? I've known you for a long time and you've never said that. Something's definitely wrong.
Rhaps picks up Cosette's bowl of SIC and he sniffs it gingerly. Suddenly he drops the bowl in shock, visibly shaken at his discovery. VS looks concerned as he notices the change in Rhaps' mood.
VS: What is it Rhaps?
Rhaps: That SIC is counterfeit. It's been made with sweetener and not only that, its effects are so deadly as to render the eater of it with no energy at all. The complete reverse of the whole point of eating it. Someone very evil has done this. And I'm going to find them.
Rhaps snatches up a cowboy hat, clearly too large for his head. He shoves it on and he struts from the room, a grim demeanour on his face. As Rhaps enters the corridor, the hat on his head shifts to the front, making him unable to see. He shifts the hat back into place before continuing down the hallway. He walks through the backstage area of the GHW arena, knowing that the perpetrator must be close by. The Safety Ranger walks with a grim purpose as he looks for someone specific. He turns a corner and at last he sees Sting set up with a table by a freezer. He turns and sees Rhaps coming. He suddenly becomes very fidgety but he remains firmly rooted on the spot. Rhaps marches up to him and he looks him in the face. Sting returns it, his eyes not moving away. In the uncomfortable silence a loud squeaky noise is heard and it drags on for a few seconds before Rhaps raises an eyebrow and motions downwards.
Rhaps: You've got a bit of a gas problem there friend.
Sting looks a bit embarrassed as he looks behind him. He waves his hand briefly as the smell rises to the nostrils of both men, causing the Safety Ranger to take a step back, his eyes watering.
Rhaps: Anyway, you get that checked out by a doctor in your own time. Where'd you get the stuff?
Sting looks down at his feet nervously while Rhaps tries not to inhale too deeply. The silence lasts for a few more minutes before Rhaps sighs impatiently.
Rhaps: Where did you get the strawberry ice cream that you gave to me earlier?
Sting: Ummmm, they won't like it if I tell you?
Rhaps: Come on, that stuff is wrong plain and simple. You need to be able to get a sugar rush out of SIC. It just negates the point of eating it and my friend Cosette's tired? Cosette of all people. So you can understand why I need to put a stop to it.
Sting nods slowly in agreement. He sighs deeply before he speaks.
Sting: Ok, it was the Hyper Elf. He gave me the stuff and he told me to make sure you were given some.
Rhaps: Hyper? But he hates the artificial stuff? Are you sure?
Sting: Yes, it was Hyper. Wheelchair and everything. Of course, it explains the new addition he made to that thing. Anyway, all I know is he wanted you to have some of this and he's over by the car park.
Rhaps nods, accepting Sting's words at face value before nodding. He turns around dramatically, the hat falling off his head as he does so, ruining the exit. He grumbles to himself as he bends down t pick up the oversized hat before heading off in the direction of the car park.
==COMMERCIAL BREAK==
The episode pauses in the middle of it to give way to an advert. The advert opens up with several children running to a shop, looking for that super sugary sweet to make them go all out on a sugar bender before waking up in the basement with a headache. The children walk into the shop, scanning and mentally discarding many of the sweets on offer. Eventually their eyes bulge in their heads, spotting packets of Skittles on the counter. The children rush to the till with them and buy them before running outside.
The children eat some of the skittles, amazed at the burst of flavour from their recently purchased sweets. They begin playing, the sugar rush kicking in. The scene cuts to an hour later as all of the children are crashed out from burning out from the copious amounts of sugar recently ingested. A man appears with a smile in his face.
Man: Try some skittles today to get that fruity delicious fruity fruity delicious fruity skittles. Skittles. Get Some Today.
The advert ends eventually cutting back to the episode of Rhaps: Safety Ranger, the picture of Rhaps staring out into space holding the plastic gun in his left hand while the episode resumes.
==END OF COMMERCIAL BREAK==
The episode resumes with dramatic music as Rhaps nears the car park. He ducks behind a wall and he looks around cautiously, spotting several men keeping watch. Rhaps nods to himself, knowing he's found the headquarters of the evil mastermind behind the inferior SIC scam. He clenches his fist, the thought annoying him. Rhaps steps out suddenly, shouting his annoyance and defiance, all in one amazing multi-talented yell a he dives forwards at the men standing guard. As Rhaps is about to fight, the screen suddenly goes black and a man walks on.
Man: Hello. I represent the FCC and in an attempt to cut violence from out programming, the following scene has been removed since it has been deemed too violent for viewers under the age of forty and over the age of forty-two. Therefore enjoy this mood music for the entirety of the clip.
Elevator music plays while the man stands perfectly still, offering a smile to the camera while the scene plays on, unobserved by the viewer. Suddenly it skips back to the episode, showing Rhaps standing in the middle of a heap of unconscious guards, trying to pat himself on the back, although he's not doing a good job of it. He turns suddenly, swinging his head to look at the door leading to the car park outside. The hat falls off again and Rhaps rolls his eyes, not bothering to pick it up as he rushes off to find the perpetrator of the heinous crime.
The Safety Ranger walks to the outside of the arena, noticing trucks parked outside with a ring of men stood in the middle of the ring of trucks, the headlights on. A man is sat in a wheelchair with something white stuck onto the arm of it while a ring of men are stood around a table, talking about something. Rhaps creeps up too where the men are stood, ducking down behind one of the trucks as he strains to overhear the conversation.
Man: This stuff is amazing. It looks like strawberry ice cream and the first you know of the sweetener is when you first eat it. And by that point it’s too late; the energy levels are instantly reduced. That fool Rhaps won't be able to stop up since we know he's been given some of it. It's only a matter of time before he eats it.
Second Man: A nobody would suspect that I would be the mastermind behind it. After all, who would suspect the Hyper Elf ever being behind a scheme of making inferior SIC with sweeteners? I'm too nice and too, well, hyper for that.
The circle of men start laughing evilly as Rhaps gasps, shockingly confirming what Sting had told him about the supplier of the counterfeit SIC. Rhaps has finally had enough and he dives into the circle of trucks. The men in the ring gasp as Hyper's expression turns from one of glee to shock.
Hyper Elf: It's the Safety Ranger. I thought Sting had given you some of my potent mix already. Curses.
Rhaps: Oh yes he tried, but after Cosette took some and became tired I knew it wasn't natural SIC. Nothing could ever rob Cosette of his energy like that unless it was something evil. But I have one question, why Hyper?
Hyper's face remains blank for a few moments while he thinks. He stands up out of the wheelchair and begins walking around in front of the ring of men. He suddenly looks very sheepish and he walks back to the chair, taking a seat. As he does so, Rhaps notices that he has glued a fluffy toy of a white cat to the arm of the wheelchair.
Hyper: Oops, I just remembered I'm not supposed to be able to walk. Anyway, why? You want to know why?
Rhaps: I want the truth!
Hyper: You can't handle the truth. Oops, that was A Few Good Men. The copyrighters are going to have a field day. Anyway, I'm tired of you being the Hyper SIC Maniac. Yes, you heard me. I was the original energetic one. You and Cosette just copied on the niche I made. You stole that from me and so I decided to target you through your favourite food. And when you're no longer boosted by your SIC and waffle induced sugar rushes, I will be the only one who's hyper. It's foolproof.
Rhaps: Except you just told me about it.
Hyper: Uhh, yeah. But it's always the way, the bad guy always reveals his plans before they've been finished.
Rhaps: Well, it’s time to put an end to your dastardly plans. We must kung fu fight.
Hyper: So be it.
Hyper stands up out of the wheel chair and both men squint at each other as they circle menacingly. For some reason, the men circling Hyper and Rhaps are remaining uninvolved in the fight. Suddenly both men lunge at each other, screaming cries of defiance, once again showing off their multi-tasking skills. The scene suddenly cuts to a black screen as the guy from the FCC comes onto the camera once more, wearing the same calm smile as before.
FCC Man: Hi, me again. You know the drill by now. Yes, the following scene has been deemed too violent for people under the age of forty and over the age of forty-one this time. At some point someone utilises a banana in the fight, an extreme no-no in our world. Let's wait while you miss some exciting fighting action.
The FCC Man whistles to himself while it drags on for seems an eternity. After several minutes the scene cuts back to the programme. Once again Rhaps is seen in the middle of the car park, looking off camera while everyone, including Hyper Elf, lays defeated around him. For some obscure reason one of the trucks is flipped in the background and on fire. Rhaps nods to himself as he looks over at the captured supply of counterfeit SIC. He rubs his hands in a job well done and he walks off camera.
The scene eventually changes back to the locker room and Cosette has seemingly recovered from his energy lapse earlier as he bounces around the room while the Safety Ranger and VS talk quietly to one another, sharing a joke. Eventually music begins playing, signalling the end of the episode. Rhaps looks up and winks at the camera as it fades to the credits. The credits roll while Rhaps sings the theme tune once again.
Rhaps: In the eyes of the Safety Ranger
The unsuspecting wrestler
Had better know the truth of how much weapons hurt
Cause the eyes of the Safety Ranger are upon you
Any pain you inflict, he's going to see,
When you're in GHW, look behind you,
'Cause that's where the Safety Ranger's gonna be.
EoT
