Abaddons Pit

[Angel Huerta]

Matt Turnbull enters the caged-hell.

Weapon: Barbed Wire Baseball bat!

OOC: WILL EDIT! Just, I am taking a shit right now. XD

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The lights shut out as Undead-Hollywood Undead plays over the speakers. The fans boo as GreenSpark pushes the curtain out of his way. He walks down the ramp and finally reaches the cage.

[Ryan Hughes]

Ryan struts in with a joint in his mouth. Removing the marijuana from his oral cavity, he speaks.

"I was booked to win this shit. Stay down."


TBC Whoever.

[M BISON]

Metal Dragon climbs over the guardrail, bloodshot eyes staring a hole into Ryan Hughes.

"Stop, thief!"

TBC

[Hyperelf]

" I HAVE DONUTS!" Hyper Elf yells as everybody wonders where he came from.

[Desperado]

Desperado appears at the entrance, a light stubble covering his face. No entrance music was played to him as he grudgingly walked down the ramp, scowling. The former Imperialist Champion took a look at his opponents before spitting a mouthful to the ground. "Aargh, I'm so not in the mood for this," Desperado claimed before helping himself inside of the structure.

[Tamatoa Harikoa]

A loud screech of feedback emanates from the speakers, piercing through the night air. Like nails on a chalk board, the sound makes all around the arena cover their ears and howl in disgust. Underneath the unpleasant sound, the music of CKY's "96 Quite Bitter Beings" can be only faintly heard. While the low-cost technicians squabble to fix the amateur problem, a solitary figure appears at the top of the ramp, an inquisitive look on his face.

Hayden, like the true professional, carries on as if nothing is wrong. He swaggers down toward the ring, letting all those inside follow the aging legend as he makes his way toward Abaddon's Pit.

~~Jimmy Pate~~
Hayden HardKore?
There's a face we haven't seen in a long time!

The rumors were true, the Jackass is back, this has got to throw the cat amongst the pigeons now!

~~Ray White~~
He wasn't announced nor signed up as competing in Abaddon's pit, that has got to affect the mindset of some of the competitors, who would have game-planned against the Jackass not being here.

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Hayden reaches the structure and swings open the door, the screeching now being replaced by what is left of his entrance music. He slips inside, casting a quick eye around the competition while waiting for the next person to make their entrance.

TBC?

[Magnus Gunner]

"All Your Boyz" by Maximum Penalty suddenly blares onto the loud speakers, prompting The Rock Messiah, Magnus Gunner's arrival as he comes strutting through the curtains, with his demeanor completely stern. Gunner gazes at his former employer and mentor, Hayden Hardkore, who looks as determined to be victorious as he does. But Magnus will not allow it. Marching with grave consequence, the former LDWA Double Champion is hell bent on ensuring he leaves triumphant, with the opportunity to prove his doubters wrong and step that much closer toward prominence.

As he steps into the structuce, Gunner shouts one thing to his adversaries.

Magnus}- "EAT SHIT AND DIE!"

TBC?

[Jaggeroth/Jerry/Grimey]

Jaggeroth walks into the cage out of nowhere and bee lines it towards Gunner.

"Your chin is going to be feasting on my balls here in a few moments, BITCH!"


tbc

[M BISON]

The bell rings as the wrestlers pan the inside of the structure, all of them trying to decide who to go after first. Metal Dragon and Hayden HardKore both lunge at each other, renewing some old bad blood as they lock down. GreenSpark and Jaggeroth approach Turnbull and Gunner, fists swinging at the two lighter men. The only one who remembered and/or bothered to bring a weapon into the match, Turnbull swings the bat overhead at the incoming Jaggeroth only for the Time Killer to duck past it. Desperado and Hyper Elf make a break for the ladders, trying to advance quickly. MD and Hayden both end their test of strength (fortunately for Hayden, who is at a disadvantage against The Metallic One), and pursue their fellow veterans. Meanwhile, Ryan Hughes has managed to sneak away and find solace in the corner, from a mixture of tactically waiting for everyone to wear each other out and also being pretty high off of that hydroponic sticky icky.

JP: "I don't think Ryan remembers what he's supposed to do, Ray! He's smoked out!"

Ray: "I can relate; I smoked a few things earlier today... And this morning, and last night, and-"

"Shut up."

Dragon delivers a few clubbing blows to the back of The Energetic Elf before pulling him off of the ladder. MD grabs Hyper's hair and walks toward the ladder, throwing the Donut Legend at it, but the Elf catches himself on the ladder and quickly turns around while throwing a kick straight into MD's midsection. As the Tennessean stumbles back while holding his abdomen, Hyper runs back toward the ladder and jumps onto the second rung while turning, landing perfectly on it. MD approaches him once again only for the high-flying blonde to jump off with legs akimbo. Hyper wraps his legs around Dragon's head and turns his body to the side, then leans back. MD is forced to spin and perform a somersault to the ground courtesy of the Headscissor Takedown, sitting him up for just a second due to momentum before he simply falls flat on his back in a daze.

Hayden and Desperado have a quick exchange of chops that is interrupted when Despy throws his forehead at that of the Jackass. Hayden stumbles back while the High-Flying Hunk scans his surroundings for a moment until deciding to take down two birds with one stone. The artist formerly known as James Daniels kicks the Kiwi in the stomach, then grabs his hair and waistband. Despy then turns toward Ryan Hughes and charges with Hayden in tow, throwing Double H headfirst at the Batmanite. The two men lie in a slump with Hayden on top as Ray White stands up to get a better look at the visual.

Having gained the advantage and wrestled the barbed wire bat out of Turnbull's hands, Jaggeroth and GreenSpark both lift MT on a shoulder in unison, then fall backward to slam him onto the ground. The two allies in GHW's Psychotic Circus get to their feet and stare at Magnus Gunner, who is more than up for the challenge. GS charges first, throwing an arm out to the side in an attempt at clotheslining Gunner. The Time Killer picks up the barbed wire bat and charges after seeing Magnus duck his lackey's attack, managing to slam it right into the former mob member's ribs the second he stands straight up. Gunner falls to the ground, slightly cut by the weapon at the point of impact.

"He's fucking blood!"

"I knew you'd say it."

Jaggeroth kicks the Rock Messiah in the ribs, getting him to roll to the side. Matt Turnbull gets to his feet slightly groggy from the Double Belly-to-Back Suplex, but has enough energy to run straight at the big men. Turnbull rolls forward when he nears them, dodging a clothesline from both men, and then springs up before jumping and kicking one foot into both Circus members' backs. Jag and Spark stumble forward, right into the grasp of a recovered Magnus Gunner, who puts one head under each arm and falls backward. The two members of the Psychotic Circus fall victim to a DDT as the crowd cheers.

Hughes pushes the Jackass off of him before pulling up on the ropes, getting to a vertical base. Desperado raises his fists as the two square off, then throws a jab only for Ryan to bat it away. The Batman kicks Despy in the stomach and wraps his arms around the New Yorker's midsection, then lifts him up onto one shoulder and turns around. Ryan runs at the cage wall before throwing the smaller man into it, the former Imperial Champion bouncing off before splatting onto the ground. Hughes turns around as a smirk develops on his face, but only briefly as Hyper Elf comes out of nowhere. The Pastry Pulverizer jumps and lowers his head, hitting Ryan right in the chest with his shoulder and knocking the heavyweight to the floor, then spins around and lands on his hands in a push-up position. A recovered Hayden HardKore approaches with a folded ladder in tow, having slithered away and snatched the one that Hyper tried to climb earlier. Hyper turns his attention to the Jackass, when the ladder is suddenly thrown at him. The Elf catches it, then Hayden immediately jumps and kicks both feet out, slamming them into the ladder which in turn hits Hyper in the face and knocks him to the ground. The New Zealander flips after connecting with the move, landing on his stomach.

"Flipping Dropkick puts the ladder right into Hyper's face! The Pit has been crazy right out of the gate!"

Hayden is totally oblivious to a recovered Metal Dragon sneaking behind him as he gets up.

"When you get people like this in an environment where anything goes and every man is for himself, you get an amazing match, Jimmy. We certainly are- WHOA!"

MD wraps his arms around the Jackass's waist and throws him backward, hitting a German Suplex that deposits Hayden's neck and shoulders on the cold concrete.

"German Suplex by Dragon! Perfect opening, perfect execution!"

"You get an unpredictable match, too! Forgot to mention that!"

TBC

EDIT: This might help.
STATUS:
Jaggeroth and GreenSpark: Just got DDT'd, recovering
Magnus: Just DDT'd, getting up
Turnbull: Just delivered a dropkick, waiting for Magnus to get up
Ryan, Despy, and Hyper: Stirring, trying to get up
Hayden: Fuckin' German'd
MD: Delivered the aforementioned German

[Angel Huerta]

Hayden screams pained screams whilst squirming on the concrete, like a worm on impenetrable land. Metal Dragon rolls off his back and straight to his feet with large, arrogant smirk. He stands for a moment, scanning the contents of the cage for any opportunities, but, ultimately he decides to stick to tormenting Hayden. The former Stone Orchard member leans over and harshly grips the hair of HardKore, thus yanking him to his feet in the process. Having no clue of his where-about, HH staggers back until MD uses his strength to stop him, then pulls him in; picking up great velocity, then stops him right in his tracks with a abrupt Clothesline; nearly decapitating him. Upon impact to the hard floor, Hayden’s head is nearly crushed when his skull comes in contact with the ground, making a loud POP. With pleasure, and almost hungrily, MD runs the tip of his tongue across his upper lip, moistening it with his saliva. The Metallic One is cut short of his streak, by another EVPW original, Despy, who comes whaling in with a hard, hammer-like fist to the back of the head. MD staggers forward, but is surprisingly able to keep a stand. When he turns around to face his attacker, he is caught with an alarming right hand to the temple, that stuns him. For a moment his vision is distorted, but it comes back rather quickly, and he is able to fend for himself.

The two veterans start to engage into what looks like more of a boxing match than a wrestling one. The Destined, Desperado, of course gets the quick upper hand. He completely rocks MD with one of the most devastating jabs ever. What looks to be either a front tooth or spit, flies from the Dragon’s mouth just seconds before he hit’s the floor.

“What a punch! I haven‘t seen a man fall so hard since Rocky I!”
“I haven‘t seen a man hit so hard since- well since last night!”
“You just HAD to go there.”

Over on the opposite side of the ring, there is a fair share of action going on. Magnus has gotten on all fours and is trying to right off a very determined, Matt. Turnbull, who is making his debut, has been impressive thus far, and is looking to make an even bigger impact. He has The Loaded Pistol’s head secured firmly under his right armpit. With his free hand, Matt takes his thumb and burrows it under the rim of the Rock Messiah’s tights, then after counting to three in his head, Matt exhales and expands his body, lifting the rival middle weight high over head. Quickly, and swiftly, Matt falls completely backwards, bringing down the Detroit native with high-impact on the concrete floor. A piercing scream escapes the mouth of Magnus as his spine is compacted against the hard flooring of the arena, making him sound like a thirteen year old girl. Matt too is feeling the effects of that Suplex, but nowhere to the extent of Gunner. Matt sluggishly raises to his feet, his back reddened from the impact sustained. To no surprise the concrete floor is beginning to take it’s toll on all the competitors. Fatigue is starting to set in deep for these nine superstars. Especially for Hayden who can be seen crawling helplessly towards the gate, in attempt to get himself to his feet. He reaches out, his fingers wiggling in desperation to reach. He gives on more strong pull along the floor, then reaches. Finally, his fingers interlock with the gate’s links and he pulls himself up.

“Hayden‘s getting up. If he can get himself together fast, be may very well be one of the lucky four to make it to the next level!”
“Of course he will be. Look at the people in this Pit? Hardly any big names, Matt, GreenSpark, Jaggy. What has happened to EVPW!?”

The triumphant moment is dramatically cut short. From behind, the Deadly and Dangerous Superstar comes crashing into Hayden, just squashing him like a road kill on the street, between his 228 pound frame, and the always unforgiving metal fence. As the former Revolution leader backs away, he smiles as he watches Hayden being peeled off the side of the cage by gravity. HH can do nothing but fall helplessly to the concrete on more time. The smirking Desperado looks down and chuckles, seemingly proud of what he’s done. He takes the sole of his foot and softly places it across the forehead of the Jackass. In one swift movement, Despy kicks forward, scraping his adversary’s head with his rough, rubber soled boot. Hayden writhes and screams in pain whilst holding his head. Showing no remorse, the Technician bends over and pulls the veteran up, to his knees. As Hayden’s lifeless eyes look up, begging not to be harmed anymore, something phenomenal happens. Like lighting struck him and gave him lift, Hayden jolts up and throws a hard left hand to the face of Despy. After a well put together combination of blows, Hayden grips Desperado by the wrist and pulls him in. When Desperado is near, Hayden ducks his head and slides it under Despy’s shoulder, thus standing, with Desperado now hung on his shoulders in the form of a Fireman’s Carry. The Jackass, wastes no time and throws his body forward, creating a wave with his body. After flipping with his rival on his shoulders, Hayden comes down hard on the concrete, along his shoulders. No damage is done to Hayden, as Desperado’s body was there to cushions his fall. The fans all scream at the top of their lungs in unison, as Hayden hit a standing version of his finishing move, “Super” Samoan Drop, leaving the crowd in awe, at the sudden turn of events.

OOC: Will color up later.

[Tamatoa Harikoa]

As one would expect with such a chaotic structure as Abaddon's Pit, the match had quickly disintegrated into chaos. Bodies are strewn throughout the hellish structure, with varying injuries and weak spots already presenting themselves. Hyper Elf and The Batmanite had managed to shut themselves off from the action, working their way into the corner of the structure. The donut eating madman, Hyper Elf, is backed into a corner, surrounded by unforgiving steel walls and an even more unforgiving concrete floor. Hughes swings a wild fist at him, looking to catch the Hyper One off guard, but the Elf ducks under the swing and all Hughes catches is a handfull of steel wall. He retracts his hand as if shocked by a stun gun, blinking in surprise as Hyper Elf's quick movements. The surprise is heightened as the quick moving Elf barrels two fists joined as a Double Axe Handle into his guts, lifting the Batman off the mat with the force of the strike and expelling the precious air out of Ryan's lungs.

Hyper Elf continues his barrage against a now reeling Ryan Hughes, hooking Ryan's leg in between his legs and lifting him backwards in an Overhead Pump-handle Suplex, flinging him firstly into the wall of the cell, then listening as the crowd gasp at the viciousness of his landing, sliding down the steel wall to land in a crumpled heap on the concrete below. The veteran Hyper Elf throws his arms out triumphantly, beating his chest like a gorilla while standing over the Batman in victory.

~~Jimmy Pate~~
Good god almighty!
Ryan Hughes just got fed into the cell wall with such force, I thought he was going to come through the other side.

~~Ray White~~
Like a cheese grater? Well, he didn't quite, and now he resembles more of an accordion, all squeezed together and out of sorts.

~~Jimmy Pate~~
Hyper Elf has got to remember that there are a number of other people in this match also, if he starts celebrating early, it could be a fatal mistake.

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As Jimmy issues his commentator's curse on Hyper Elf, the battling figures of Greenspark and Jaggeroth appear on the scene. Having both found vertical bases at the same time, the pair had locked horns soon after and proceeded to dance about the cage in an eternal struggle to define who had the bigger testicles. Before their Dance of Eternity can reach its final stanza, they barrel down on the lone standing figure of Hyper Elf, sweeping him up into the action. With their attention focused solely on each other, they do not see Hyper Elf until after they had already slammed into his back and pressed him up against the cage wall. Having been taken by surprise by the tumultuous duo, Hyper crashes head first into the unforgiving steel, before the rest of his body is squashed up against the wall to follow suit.

Having found the wall, the pair of Jaggeroth and Greenspark cannot proceed any further with their moving roadblock, and proceed to slug wildly at each other's heads instead. Greenspark's shots seem to simply slide off the mask of Jaggeroth however, with little effect with the Psychotic One seeming to gain strength from each strike, rather than loose it. He lets out a roar before lifting Greenspark high above his head. Jaggeroth moves froward, releasing Hyper Elf from his prison and pacing across the ring with Greenspark spluttering and thrashing about high above his head. Hyper Elf, in turn, falls to the mat once more, the imprint of the cage wall plastered all down his body from being trapped against the cold steel links of the steel.

Jaggeroth paces across the ring to the opposite side, the flailing Greenspark unable to break away from his clutches in time. The Psychotic Masked Man stops short of the opposite wall and simply hurls Greenspark at it, like one would hurl a bag of garbage at the rubbish truck on a Thursday morning after forgetting that it is rubbish day and having to chase the damned truck halfway down the street before it stops again. Greenspark, much like Ryan Hughes before him, slams into the steel wall before falling to a heap beneath it, much to the delight of the bloodthirsty crowd.

~~Jimmy Pate~~
Jaggeroth seems impenetrable. Maybe he just can't be hurt by human weapons?

~~Ray White~~
Or maybe Greenspark just can't punch hard enough. Either way, Jaggeroth sure got the upper hand of that exchange...

~~Jimmy Pate~~
And both Hyper Elf and Greenspark got to meet Mr. Cagewall. Hyper Elf now sporting a steel link fence tattoo as a battle-scar.

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With both Desperado and Magnus Gunner incapacitated and recovering on the concrete floor, the remaining three men in the ring naturally seem to magnetize toward each other. Metal Dragon had shaken off the dizziness caused by Turnbull's jab and wheeled around to face his assailant with an evil gleam in his eye. Hayden is a bit slower to react, his body still feeling the effects of the barrage it had endured, but for the body-on-the-line Jackass, it was business as usual. Just as Turnbull and Metal Dragon once again lock horns, the Jackass sees his opening. He dashes across the ring toward the pair and brings a knee up, blindsiding Turnbull in the process and sending him sprawling to the concrete floor again. Metal Dragon affords the short amount of time it takes to crack a smile at the sight, before his attention is turned back to the match at hand by a vicious slap that leaves his cheek red and stinging. Hayden stands toe to toe with the Stone Orchard veteran, his eyes begging Metal Dragon to make the first move.

Metal Dragon is cautious about simply rushing into a brawl with the Jackass, as each man tries to gain the psychological advantage over the other. However, the stinging sensation that fills his face is a constant reminder of the cheeky kiwi's disrespect, and it soon takes the better of him. MD strikes out, narrowly missing Hayden's face and the brawl that the crowd had been waiting to see had finally exploded into life.

~~Jimmy Pate~~
One has to see these two veterans as having a big chance of reaching the final stage, but if they take each other out here, then who knows what could happen.

~~Ray White~~
They could tear each other apart JP.
There is so much history between these two, so much unfinished business.

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Hayden dodges most of MD's strikes, catching afew shots on the shoulder and one well placed backhand to the face, but all in all he comes out relatively unscathed, waiting for an opportune moment to counter attack. Eventually, the chance comes, as Hayden catches a hold of MD's wrist. He twists his arm up up behind Dragon's back, wrenching into a Key Lock. Hayden watches his opponent's face intently, letting him know that the hold is locked in effectively as his eyes try to jump out of their sockets and his entire expression screws up into one of agony. A groan of pain escaped MD's lips as he endures the hold Hayden steering him face first toward the cage wall in the process...

TBC

STATUS:
Jaggeroth- Standing by cell wall, having just thrown Greenspark into it.

GreenSpark: Crumpled in a heap at the base of the cage wall.

Magnus and Desperado: Recovering from Suplex and Standing Inverted Samoan Drop respectively.

Turnbull: Writhing about on floor, having just been blindsided by a Running Knee Lift.

Ryan: Crumpled in a heap at the base of the cage wall.

Hyper: Licking his wounds and admiring his new branding of the cage wall against his torso.

Hayden: Locked in Key Lock on MD

MD: Key Lock locked in on him.

[Jaggeroth/Jerry/Grimey]

Jaggeroth rises from the ground and sees Ryan Hughes being the quint essential douche bag that he is. He rushes towards the laughing Brit and pulls him out of the rubble. Ryan is lifted high into the air. Mr. Tea-and-Crumb-pits flails in the air begging for his life as the Psycho King holds him up then chucks him into the cage wall. Everyone else is still where they were before.