Post by Sublime on Feb 15, 2009 23:53:28 GMT -4
The lights dim as the White Wedding cover by MurderDolls creeps into the speakers and up the spines of the audience. The titantron flickers to life, throbbing in and out of focus as the the camera traces the lean figure of an attractive woman with long curly black hair. Joey Jordison's sultry voice echoes through the arena, "hey little sister what have you done..." as the lights pulse to the beat and a tall slender feminine figure emerges from the curtains, their hips moving to the music. The shadowed figure's long black tresses sway from side to side and pale slender hands slither down the curves of their body.
Just as the vocalist shouts the word 'shotgun', a steady startling stream of light flares to life blinding the unsuspecting onlookers for an instant. Sublime, clothed in a fitted white muscle shirt and army print cargo pants, can now be seen as plain as day. He cracks his whip in front of him, biting his cherry red bottom lip seductively, and swivels his hips; let the games begin. He then struts toward the ring, the ramp his catwalk, blowing kisses to the crowd and making crude gestures at those ballsy enough to insult him.
Lizzie lifts the microphone up to her pouty lips and an attractive smile graces her pristine features, "The following match is a Singles Match. Entering the arena standing at 5'9'' and weighing in at 160 lbs., the newest dynamic diva SUUUBLIME!"
Sublime pauses at the end of the ramp and throws his hands up into the air while popping his hip to the side. The crowd's reaction is a mixed review; some pumped for the match scream happily with excitement, others boo the transvestite, and still others choose silence, unsure of how to react to this new comer to EVPW. After he was satisfied with his drink of fame, the raven haired beauty ascends the steel steps leading to his stage, sliding slowly between the middle ropes.
JP: "Well it looks like we finally found somebody that Ray can identify himself with ladies and gentlemen, the question is can this fairy fight?"
Ray White: "Identify with!?!?! We're absolutely nothing alike! I wouldn't be caught dead in an outfit like that!"
JP: "Is that a hint of jealousy I hear?" JP laughs as Ray pouts and mumbles something about the chance of pinning a diva not being at all appealing to him.
Once inside and center stage the astounding brown eyed baby doll prances around the ring, climbing turnbuckle after turnbuckle to hurl his hands up into the air and cause another eruption of cheers and boos. After having his fill he saunters to the middle of the ring and swings his arm over Lizzie's shoulders. Lizzie looks up at him with a friendly smile that is easily returned by Sublime. The two beauties then turn their attention to the ramp awaiting the arrival of Sublime's opponent.
Just as the vocalist shouts the word 'shotgun', a steady startling stream of light flares to life blinding the unsuspecting onlookers for an instant. Sublime, clothed in a fitted white muscle shirt and army print cargo pants, can now be seen as plain as day. He cracks his whip in front of him, biting his cherry red bottom lip seductively, and swivels his hips; let the games begin. He then struts toward the ring, the ramp his catwalk, blowing kisses to the crowd and making crude gestures at those ballsy enough to insult him.
Lizzie lifts the microphone up to her pouty lips and an attractive smile graces her pristine features, "The following match is a Singles Match. Entering the arena standing at 5'9'' and weighing in at 160 lbs., the newest dynamic diva SUUUBLIME!"
Sublime pauses at the end of the ramp and throws his hands up into the air while popping his hip to the side. The crowd's reaction is a mixed review; some pumped for the match scream happily with excitement, others boo the transvestite, and still others choose silence, unsure of how to react to this new comer to EVPW. After he was satisfied with his drink of fame, the raven haired beauty ascends the steel steps leading to his stage, sliding slowly between the middle ropes.
JP: "Well it looks like we finally found somebody that Ray can identify himself with ladies and gentlemen, the question is can this fairy fight?"
Ray White: "Identify with!?!?! We're absolutely nothing alike! I wouldn't be caught dead in an outfit like that!"
JP: "Is that a hint of jealousy I hear?" JP laughs as Ray pouts and mumbles something about the chance of pinning a diva not being at all appealing to him.
Once inside and center stage the astounding brown eyed baby doll prances around the ring, climbing turnbuckle after turnbuckle to hurl his hands up into the air and cause another eruption of cheers and boos. After having his fill he saunters to the middle of the ring and swings his arm over Lizzie's shoulders. Lizzie looks up at him with a friendly smile that is easily returned by Sublime. The two beauties then turn their attention to the ramp awaiting the arrival of Sublime's opponent.
