El Conajo Blanco vs NVX

[NVX]

Jimmy Pate: Welcome back, people, to Wednesday Night Genesis! I'm Jimmy Pate here with Ray White.

Ray White: Why thank you, Jimmy! That's so nice of you to introduce me. Have we got a match for you, folks! NVX vs. El Conajo blanco in a ladder match.

All of a sudden, the lights get darker. The Butcher-Tron shows a man, trapped in a cage. It looks like there is no way out. All of a sudden, the man bursts out of the cage. The televisions then shows NVX Wolf's Fanging many of his opponents. NVX appears on the stage having his back toward the ring. he is wearing a pair of black Mixed Martial Arts shorts, an NVX T-shirt, and a pair of black and blue wrestling boots. The EVPW fans immediately stand up and scream as loud as they possibly can, whether they love him or hate him. NVX appears on the stage, standing high and proud. Bruises can be seen on his back from the brutal ladder match from last week.

Jimmy Pate: NVX just wrestled a ladder match last week. Now he has to do it again! He must be sick of seeing ladders at this point.

Ray White: Maybe that's true, but I never get sick of seeing him! His opponent is El Conajo Blanco, or in english, the White Bunny.

I can't escape this hell
So many times i've tried
But i'm still caged inside
Somebody get me through this nightmare
I can't control myself

So what if you can see the darkest side of me?
No one will ever change this animal I have become
Help me believe it's not the real me
Somebody help me tame this animal
(This animal, this animal)

Lizzie: Ladies and gentlemen, this match is a ladder match! Introducing first, from Queens, New York, standing at 6'6 and weighing in a 240lbs, he is the Dark prince of X-treme, NVX!!!

NVX stands on the ramp and stares down at the ring. He then looks around at the crowd and becomes even more motivated to walk out the winner tonight. He then raises his arms and forms and X with them. NVX holds the X on his chest, performing his signature taunt. NVX then pushes both his arms apart. He then makes his way slowly toward the ring.

I can't escape myself
(I can't escape myself)
So many times i've lied
(So many times i've lied)
But there's still rage inside
Somebody get me through this nightmare
I can't control myself

So what if you can see the darkest side of me?
No one will ever change this animal I have become
Help me believe it's not the real me
Somebody help me tame this animal I have become
Help me believe it's not the real me
Somebody help me tame this animal

Some cheers can be heard in the crowd, but they are immediately drowned out by a series of boos. NVX ignores them and continues walking down the ramp. the then fianlly reaches the ring. NVX then slides under the bottom rope and into the ring. He climbs up the turnbuckle and raises his arms to form an X. He jumps back down and lands on his feet. NVX then quickly takes off his NVX T-shirt. NVX throws the T-shirt out into the crowd where a bunch of fans all grab it at the same time and begin fighting for it. The music then stops playing. NVX stands at the center of the ring, crouching down. He waits for his opponent, El Conajo Blanco.

TBC by ECB

((OOC: Since we both beat each other already, I guess this will settle the score. Good luck, man.))

[TPK/Acid]

The fans grow impatient as they await the arrival of El Conajo Blanco, a few short moments pass and Icky Thump by The White Stripes blasts over the PA sending the fans into a frenzy. El Conajo Blanco appears from behind the curtain instantly and is wearing usual body suit and mask, which is orange and white this week. Before Blanco can even start down the ramp his music is cut off and he puts his hands on his hips and shakes his head in disbelief as this is happening for the second straight week in a row. Never Gonna Give You Up by Rick Astley hits and Phil McCracken bursts from behind the curtain in his pink speedo and pink sneakers, he once again tries to grind on Blanco but once again gets pushed off as he dances down the aisle before finally making it to the announce table where he takes his seat next to Ray and JP and puts on a headset prompting Blanco's music to start again.

LM: And introducing the opponent from Wonderland, he stands five feet seven inches tall, and weighed in this evening at two hundred and thirteen pounds please welcome EL...CONAJOOOOOO...BLLLLLLLLLANCO!

JP: I see Phil decided to join us again this evening, just one question. Why me god, why me?

Ray: Wow, Ray must really like you Phil. He is asking god why he is fortunate enough to have you out here calling this match with us.

Phil: Why wouldn't I be here tonight, have you seen our sponsor this week? KY lube just makes my weekends....you of all people should know that Ray.

Blanco stands atop the ramp shaking his head confusedly at having been interrupted once again by Phil McCracken. Blanco finally just shakes it off and walks down the ramp taking the time to greet as many fans as he can before reaching the bottom of the ramp. ECB finally reaches the bottom of the ramp and turns to face the fans he begins clapping his hands and firing them up before turning to face the ring and rolling under the bottom rope, he hops back up to his feet and walks straight to NVX, at this point he offers his opponent his hand as a show of good sportsmanship.

Phil: Tsk...How sweet, this is always a good way to get things started, a little bit of love before the fighting starts.

JP: What? Are you high or something Phil? It's just a show of sportsmanship and yeah the part about it being good to see I agree with...the rest of that was just some weird shit to say.

Ray: Damn Jimmy, you really need to lighten up a little bit...it is kind of sweet though, i'd still like to see Blanco get his ass kicked six ways to Sunday but still good gesture.

TBC
(OOC: When did I beat you :S)

[NVX]

Even though NVX is in a foul mood, he still has respect for his opponent, El Conajo Blanco. NVX's frown disappears as he grabs El Conajo Blanco's hand. NVX shakes ECB's hand, wishing him luck in this ladder match. After suffering a lose last week, he really needs to win this match tonight. NVX releases ECB's hand as he quickly steps back away from his opponent. The referee immediately signals for the bell to ring, and it does. The two competitors begin circling the wrestling ring, both of them waiting for an opening. The Dark Prince of X-treme is the first to make a move as he dashes toward El Conajo Blanco, targeting his leg. NVX reaches his arm out at it. El Conajo Blanco quickly dashes back, avoiding NVX's grasp. El Conajo Blanco, almost as fast as lightning, leaps up in the air and bends his legs. He falls back and pushes his legs out at NVX's head. The soles of El Conajo Blanco's boots hit NVX right above his eyes. The impact of ECB's kick sends NVX tumbling back all the way to the ropes. NVX stumbles between the middle rope and the top rope. The Dark Prince of X-treme quickly drops out of the ring. He lands right on his back on the floor outside of the ring.

Jimmy Pate: What a dropkick from El Conajo Blanco. That made NVX drop all the way to the outside of the ring! Did you see the quickness?

Ray White: Oh no! Somebody stop that insane bunny! He's mad! NVX could get hurt! What are you doing, referee? Stop this damn match!

Jimmy Pate: Um, the match just started.

Phil McCracken: No, JP. Let Ray go on. He's extra sexy when rambles on about nonsense.

El Conajo Blanco sees that NVX is now knocked out of the ring. He realizes that he better do something before NVX gets back up. El Conajo Blanco turns toward the ring ropes and runs toward them. Right as he reaches them, ECB turns his back on them immediately. El Conajo Blanco leaps back, causing his back to hit the ropes with great force. The ropes push him away as he runs toward the opposite side of the ring, where NVX is. ECB runs as fast as he can, with all the speed and velocity that he can gather in one instance. As he approaches the NVX's side, he leaps up in the air, with his chest pressed out. He is oblivious to the fact the NVX as already gotten up to his knees. Coincidentally, there is a ladder right next to him, put there for the match. NVX wraps his fingers around the leg of the ladder firmly, having a strong grip on it. NVX pulls it closer to him grabs it with his other hand as well. NVX kneels down on one knee, waiting for ECB to appear. He is determined to hit the rabbit hit as soon as it pops out of the hole. El Conajo Blanco leaps right over the top rope. he flips forward a full 180 degrees, having the back of his legs facing down. NVX immediately forces the ladder straight up. The top of the ladder hits El Conajo Blanco right on the back of his leg. This causes him to flip back toward the ring. the front of his leg hits the rope, pushing back the way he was. He immediately falls right back toward NVX. NVX quickly steps to the side as ECB falls right on the floor, landing on his back in a very painful way. ECB slams the palm of his hand on the spot where he was hit by the ladder.

Jimmy Pate: Whoa! NVX was waiting for El Conajo Blanco the whole time!

Ray White: And that bone crunching shot to his leg! Can't say he didn't deserve it.

Phil McCracken: Is it just me, or is NVX sexier up close?

Ray White: I know, but we should really focus on the match.

Jimmy Pate: What? Did you just say what I think you just said?

Ray White: All I said was that we should focus on the match.

Jimmy Pate: Amazing.

Ray White: Are you talking about NVX's butt, because if you are, I agree!

Phil McCracken: Oh I know! It's so well proportioned!

Jimmy Pate: It was nice while it lasted.

NVX stands over his adversary, El Conajo Blanco, with a wide grin on his face. He looks all around the Solid Core Gymnasium, trying to think of what to do next. NVX decides that it is best to weaken ECB before he plans a high impact move. NVX moves closer to ECB's body, still having the old, rusty ladder in his hand. NVX turns the ladder upside-down and holds it right above of his fallen opponent. The Dark Prince of X-treme then forces the ladder down. The top of the ladder crashes down onto ECB's chest. An indescribable feeling of agony rips through ECB's chest. He lets out a very loud groan. Satisfied with the impact of his assault, NVX then places the ladder underneath the bottom rope and onto the edge of the ring. NVX then pushes it into the ring, sending it to the center of the ring. NVX then turns his attention back to El Conajo Blanco. ECB is just starting to make his way up. He is struggling to push himself to his knees. Wasting no time, NVX puts both of his hands around the head of the White Rabbit. NVX pulls El Conajo Blanco up to his feet without breaking a sweat. Suddenly, El Conajo Blanco slaps NVX's hands away from him. ECB quickly forces his leg up, kicking NVX right on his stomach. NVX's back instantly snaps down. Without hesitation, ECB wraps his entire arm around NVX's head, squeezing him as tight as he can so that an enormous amount of pressure emerges in NVX's head. ECB quickly grabs NVX's wrist and throws NVX's arm right over his head. Now, NVX's arm is on the back of ECB's head. ECB then steps to the side, positioning himself facing the ring and NVX's back toward it. ECB then grabs hold of NVX's black trunks. He then pulls NVX up in the air, but not for long. ECB falls back almost instantly, pulling NVX down with him. NVX's back hits the barricade as ECB's back hits the padded floor. ECB releases his hold on the Dark Prince of X-treme, leaving him to be awkwardly positioned on the barricade.

Jimmy Pate: Holy shit! A snap suplex onto the barricade! I think that I heard NVX's back crack!

Ray White: Oh, I can't look. This is why I hate that psycho bunny. Make him stop.

Phil McCracken: I have to admit, that was a not so fabulous landing. But this is El Conajo's opportunity to set up the ladder and win!

Ray White: NO! We haven't seen enough of NVX for this match to end!

TBC by ECB

((OOC: Sorry, it's not my longest post. Oh, and you beat me when I was using Chainz and you were using ECB. I only posted an entrance, but still.))

[TPK/Acid]

Blanco rolls onto his stomach and places his hands on the barricade next to NVX before pushing himself to a stand. Blanco slams his right forearm down across NVX's chest before turning to the ring and sliding under the bottom rope. Blanco makes way to the ladder lying in the middle of the ring, he grabs it and sets it up, he has a little bit of trouble getting the legs to lock in place giving NVX time to push himself off the barricade and into the crowd, he turns to face the ring and sees Blanco getting ready to make his ascent so he hurdles the barricade and rushes the ring getting in as Blanco is about halfway up the ladder, he climbs up behind Blanco and when he is a few steps behind he locks his arms around his waist and falls back causing both men to crash hard into the corner of the ring.

JP: German Suplex from the ladder! Oh my dear lord did you see the impact!? El Conajo Blanco got the worst of that exchange but you have to think it hurt NVX as well.

Ray: Must of, but love hurts...I can tell these two are totally hot for one another, oh how i'd like to be backstage after this match.

Phil: No, I have to disagree. El Conajo may have a thing for NVX, but NVX totally wants me....so Ray you up for a little bit of fun with The Prince?

JP: Would you two cut it out, neither one of them swing that way so deal with it.

ECB and NVX lay next to one another neither man moving all that much at first, NVX is the first to make a move back toward the ladder, he reaches it and picks it up, but rather than set it up he picks it up and lets it hang in front of him, he looks over to Blanco who is using the middle rope to pull himself to a stand, NVX smiles sickly as he barrels forward and rams the end of the ladder into Blanco's spine causing him to yelp and slump forward in the corner.NVX props the ladder against Blanco and gets a little distance between himself and his opponent before turning around and rushing full steam ahead, he gets about a foot away from Blanco and leaps into the air crushing the combined weight of himself and the ladder into The Rabbit Warrior, NVX drops to a knee and the ladder falls followed by ECB on top of it.

JP: NVX's experience in the ladder match over the past few weeks is definitely showing here tonight, he is crushing El Conajo Blanco...and I mean that quite literally. You might think that after beating the near seven foot Himanshu NVX would be nothing, but if you said that you don't know NVX very well. The man is full of fight and he doesn't let up until the bell rings.

Ray: Not to mention the guy is one of the hottest people on the planet Earth! If this match was based on looks it would be over before it started.

Phil: Let me tell you something sweety, NVX is a looker no doubt, but if he keeps taking risks like that some lucky...ugh...woman, is going to be well not so lucky.

NVX rubs his chest and clinches his teeth for a few moments before looking over his shoulder at Blanco laying face first on the ladder, takes a few more short breaths and gets to a stand before dragging the ladder toward mid ring, ECB feeling the ladder moving below him begins to stir, he rolls backward and off the ladder landing in a stand before running forward and leaping into the air, he twists to the side and fires the tip of his right boot toward NVX's head landing with a pop making him fall forward across the ladder. ECB sees his chance and rushes to the nearest corner, he climbs effortlessly up and as soon as his feet touch the top ropes he leaps back and flips back, he sails through the air almost as if in slow motion before landing on NVX's back making the ladder's bang resonate through the arena. Blanco stands and rushes back to the same corner however unkown to him NVX has gotten to a knee so when Blanco tries for a second moonsault NVX quickly pops to a stand and catches Blanco on his shoulders, he spins quickly and drops his opponent back first on to the solid steel ladder causing the fans to come absolutely unglued.

Ray: What power behind that...powerslam, guess that is why it's called a powerslam. Go figure, all I know is Blanco is a silly goose for trying that move AGAIN.

JP: Not sure i'd use the term "silly goose" but yeah I agree, Blanco had NVX down he should have followed up with a much simpler move.

Phil: Yeah well that's not little bunny foo foo's style. Sure he could have probably gone for some elbows of knees or something to that extent but the fans WANT to see this guy do crazy shit.

TBC

[NVX]

El Conajo Blanco screams in pain as he feels the cold metal of the ladder. His back aches from the tremendous powerslam applied by his opponent, NVX. NVX is kneeling right beside El Conajo Blanco, trying to catch his breath as fast as possible. He begins panting repeatedly, still exhausted. Eventually, NVX places his hand on El Conajo Blanco's shoulder and places the other hand on the back of ECB's knee. NVX shoves El Conajo Blanco right off of the ladder. ECB rolls off of it as intended. Now that El Conajo Blanco is away from the ladder, NVX grabs hold of it and starts to drag it to the center of the ring. Once he has it where he wants it to be, NVX pulls it up with ease. He then pushes the legs of the ladder apart, trying to set it up. The Dark Prince of X-treme then positions it right underneath the target hanging right above the ring. After making sure that it is where he needs it to be, NVX turns his attention to El Conajo Blanco. The Master of the Rabbits is already struggling to pull himself up. He has a good grip on the ropes already as NVX makes his way over to El Conajo Blanco. NVX immediately shoves his leg up a little bit and launches his foot at ECB's head. The sole of NVX's wrestling boots hit El Conajo Blanco right on the side of his head. El Conajo Blanco then falls between the bottom and middle ropes and stumbles out of the ring. He falls right out of the square circle and crashes down on his face outside of the ring. NVX goes right on the pursuit as he falls back and lands on his back. NVX then quickly rolls underneath the bottom rope. He brings his feet on the ground outside of the ring.

Ray White: What? He's not taking the win? What are you doing, baby?

Jimmy Pate: I don't think that he would win the match just from kicking El Conajo Blanco in the face, Ray. I mean, he got kicked out of the ring, but I don't think that that was enough and NVX knows it. I think that he needs to make sure he's got a solid victory.

Phil McCracken: JP's right, Ray. El Conajo could just pop right back up.

Ray White: Oh well. I'm not complaining. At least we get to see more of NVX's hot sweaty body.

Phil McCracken: TOO TRUE!

Jimmy Pate: I think I have just developed homophobia.

NVX just completely ignores El Conajo Blanco motionless body as he steps to the outside of the ring. NVX then bends down, still facing the ring, and pulls the apron up. He scans the bottom of the ring for something. Finally, something catches his eyes. He reaches under there and grabs something big. As he reels it in, it is not clear that it is a large red bag. It is very thick too. It looks very similar too what someone might imagine what Santa Clause's bag of toys would look like. The bag is tied up, preventing whatever is in there to fall out. NVX then heaves the bag up and slides it underneath the bottom rope. He pushes it into the ring with caution. Suddenly, El Conajo Blanco launches himself up and pounces on NVX. With clenched fists, ECB hammers his fists onto the back of NVX's head. NVX staggers back, not expecting El Conajo Blanco's sudden second wind. El Conajo Blanco continues his relentless assault, not even stopping for a second. Trying as best as he can to ignore the blows to the back of his head for just a moment, NVX clenches his own fist and launches it straight at El Conajo Blanco's stomach. ECB immediately stops his attack on NVX and slams both of his hands on his stomach. The shot causes El Conajo Blanco to bend down slightly. NVX does not hesitate to take advantage of this situation. He shoves El Conajo Blanco's head right back up. NVX then wraps his left arm around both of El Conajo Blanco's legs. He then thrusts his right palm on ECB's chest and pushes him up using his left arm. NVX then slams ECB back onto the ground with as much force as he could gather. A feeling of burning pain rips through El Conajo Blanco back as he yells up in pain. NVX quickly pushes himself up. As if he was in a hurry, NVX slides underneath the bottom rope and back into the ring.

Jimmy Pate: What a massive spinebuster! Did you see the power?!

Ray White: I expected nothing less from my Asian firecracker. But what's with the bag. Oh! I bet it's full of condoms!

Phil McCracken: Oh! You might be right!

Jimmy Pate: Why the hell would NVX bring a bag full of condoms into the ring while a ladder match is going on.

Ray White: Maybe it's his way of celebrating a flawless victory. Maybe Christmas has come a week early this year.

Jimmy Pate: My God, Ray. NVX is not gay!

Phil McCracken: Says you.

Jimmy Pate: Jesus Christ.

NVX quickly grabs the bag and drags it all the way to the ladder. NVX then heaves it over his shoulder, almost like Santa Clause. NVX then stepping up the ladder, one step at a time. He grabs the upper steps with the one hand that he has free as the crowd is screaming at the top of their lungs. They are completely confused on why NVX has a bag over his shoulder, when he so clearly has this match won. NVX finally make it to the top of the ladder. He then notices that El Conajo Blanco is making his way up. NVX suddenly smiles, thinking that he made the right decision of bringing the bag with him. NVX then quickly unties the big, red bag. He then holds it upside-down, letting whatever is in it to pour out. Suddenly, countless thumbtacks come rushing out of the bag and falls on the mat. They are followed by broken glass from beer bottles, light bulbs, and a bunch of other things. NVX moves the bag around so that the thumbtacks and broken glass surround the ladder, creating some sort of protection against El Conajo Blanco. Some of it falls on the ladder steps as well. NVX suddenly has a much calmer, more confident smile spread across of his face. He believes that this was exactly what he needed to do to stop El Conajo Blanco.

Jimmy Pate: So that's what was inside the bag. It looks like thumbtacks and broken glass! He surrounded the ladder with thumbtacks and broken glass so that El Conajo Blanco can't stop him from winning this match!

Ray White: What a sexy mind NVX has. Basically, El Conajo Blanco is screwed! Ahaha! Genius!

Phil McCracken: What a clever tactic! He might just have this match won already.

El Conajo Blanco looks to the sharp objects scattered all over the ring. There is no way that he could avoid all of them if he wants to go in and knock NVX over. He quickly bends down and hides from NVX's range of vision. NVX stares down, wondering what El Conajo Blanoc is up to now. Whatever it is, it couldn't possible stop NVX. Suddenly, ECB pulls up the apron. He quickly reaches in and drags out something as fast as he can. It is just a common steel chair. The fans in the front row are perplexed at why he would pull out a steel chair. He is already screwed. Having a weapon in his hands isn't going to stop that. NVX is still staring down, not knowing what ECB has just pulled out. Suddenly, El Conajo goes right underneath the ring itself. Ironically, he did it at the exact time when NVX looked the other way. NVX is just so sure that he has this match won already that he still hasn't just taken the win yet. NVX then looks back down, only to see that El Conajo Blanco has disappeared. All of a sudden, El Conajo Blanco pops out from the opposite side of the ring. He quickly slides out, still holding the steel chair. ECB steps back a little bit, giving himself some space between him and the ring. NVX is oblivious to the fact that ECB is right behind him. El Conajo Blanco then hurls the chair up in the air and toward NVX. The steel chair hits NVX on the back of his head. NVX fails to maintain his balance and falls forward. Gravity sends him spiraling down toward the thumbtack and broken glass filled ring. NVX flips forward, so that his back is facing down toward the ring. NVX crashes down onto the pile of thumbtacks and broken glass, both of which pierce deep into his skin. NVX howls as loud as his lungs allow him to. Blood gushes out uncontrollably out of his back, which has several cuts and holes in it. His eyes become watery and his face bright red.

Jimmy Pate: Holy crap! His plan just completely backfired! That has got to be one of the worst landings I have ever seen.

Ray White: Oh no! He's a bloody mess now! Look that how much pain he is in right now.

Phil McCracken: Oh my goodness. I can't bear to watch. All I have to say is that El Conajo Blanco is a genius. He just put NVX in his own grave!

TBC?