Post by KingBear on Jun 14, 2008 13:38:44 GMT -4
The camera pans around the small Solid Core Gym before moving to an old door in the back area of the gym. The door opens and KingBear and Vlad are seen sitting at a table looking over some paperwork.
KingBear: How bout Lockdown?
Vlad: How bout Kiss my Ass
KingBear: How bout I kick it instead?
Vlad: Ok now seriously... What should we call our July Pay Per View?
KingBear: I GOT IT! How bout The Super Cool Amazing EVPW PPV in July?
Vlad: Ok, you're really on crack now... Lets get down to business man.
KingBear grins and looks back at the camera before winking. As he does this, the scene cuts to a commercial.
Commercial:
Announcer: The Super Cool Amazing EVPW PPV in July, coming THIS July! Featuring Rhaps in the Main Event. Rhaps vs The Mini Fridge Lock!
The screen pops up with "TSCAEVPWPPVIJ" in gold and silver lettering on a black screen.
The scene fades to black and back in with KingBear in the locker room, kneeling down on the floor. The camera pans around to the side of KingBear revealing him installing a lock on Rhaps' SIC Mini Fridge. He snickers to himself before locking it and walking to the corner of the locker room. He reaches into his pocket and pulls a small camera out before placing it on top of the lockers, facing the Fridge. KingBear laughs to himself again before walking out of the locker room with a sadisticly amused look on his face.
The scene fades out again and back in on KingBear sitting in his office, feet propped up on the desk with a small TV in front of him. He's laughing his ass off as he watches the TV, the camera pans around to the TV and whats on the screen cuts into the commercial with ease. The TV is showing an empty EVPW locker room when suddenly a familiar looking mini fridge goes flying across the room and into a wall. Rhaps comes out of the background and scurries over to the fridge to check it. He curses to himself before looking over the fridge.
Rhaps: Why would KB put this pesky lock on my SIC? He's a big meanie!
Rhaps picks the fridge up and steps up onto the nearby benches before throwing the fridge down on the ground with a thud. He jumps down quickly and looks over the fridge again before groaning in defeat. Rhaps looks at the mini fridge before picking it up and running off with it. Shortly after that, the camera pans back into KBs office where Rhaps storms through the door with the fridge in hand. KB is laughing loudly and obviously as Rhaps stares at him with a deep hatred.
Rhaps: You meanie! I want my SIC! Open this lock!
KB: I think you got a problem there Rhapsy..
Rhaps: Yeah, you can say that again! I cant get my SIC out.
KB: No thats not what I mean... I mean, I think you're addicted to SIC. I think that maybe this lock is really in your best interest.
Rhaps: Thats evil. I'm not addicted! I just want my SIC!
Rhaps falls down to the ground, his thumb in his mouth and begins rocking back and forth whimpering lightly. KingBear laughs and looks down at Rhaps.
KB: Alright, I got an idea to get that SIC out of there!
Rhaps stops sucking his thumb and looks up at KB, listening intently.
KB: Alright, you agree to have a match with that Mini Fridge Lock at TSCAEVPWPPVIJ and you'll get it out.
The scene fades out and back in to the Solid Core Gym. Suddenly a picture of Rhaps pops on the screen, next to the picture is 'VS' and a picture of The Mini Fridge pops onto the screen. Below that, it says "The Main EVENT!" and below that "TSCAEVPWPPVIJ" again in silver and gold lettering.
Those images quickly fade from the screen and KingBear is shown once more, he winks and the scene fades to black.
((OOC: This is my first promo in a long time so bare with me folks. I hope you enjoyed it. And no, thats not the name for the July PPV Oh and thank you to Rhaps for lending me a helping hand in developing this promo
))
KingBear: How bout Lockdown?
Vlad: How bout Kiss my Ass
KingBear: How bout I kick it instead?
Vlad: Ok now seriously... What should we call our July Pay Per View?
KingBear: I GOT IT! How bout The Super Cool Amazing EVPW PPV in July?
Vlad: Ok, you're really on crack now... Lets get down to business man.
KingBear grins and looks back at the camera before winking. As he does this, the scene cuts to a commercial.
Commercial:
Announcer: The Super Cool Amazing EVPW PPV in July, coming THIS July! Featuring Rhaps in the Main Event. Rhaps vs The Mini Fridge Lock!
The screen pops up with "TSCAEVPWPPVIJ" in gold and silver lettering on a black screen.
The scene fades to black and back in with KingBear in the locker room, kneeling down on the floor. The camera pans around to the side of KingBear revealing him installing a lock on Rhaps' SIC Mini Fridge. He snickers to himself before locking it and walking to the corner of the locker room. He reaches into his pocket and pulls a small camera out before placing it on top of the lockers, facing the Fridge. KingBear laughs to himself again before walking out of the locker room with a sadisticly amused look on his face.
The scene fades out again and back in on KingBear sitting in his office, feet propped up on the desk with a small TV in front of him. He's laughing his ass off as he watches the TV, the camera pans around to the TV and whats on the screen cuts into the commercial with ease. The TV is showing an empty EVPW locker room when suddenly a familiar looking mini fridge goes flying across the room and into a wall. Rhaps comes out of the background and scurries over to the fridge to check it. He curses to himself before looking over the fridge.
Rhaps: Why would KB put this pesky lock on my SIC? He's a big meanie!
Rhaps picks the fridge up and steps up onto the nearby benches before throwing the fridge down on the ground with a thud. He jumps down quickly and looks over the fridge again before groaning in defeat. Rhaps looks at the mini fridge before picking it up and running off with it. Shortly after that, the camera pans back into KBs office where Rhaps storms through the door with the fridge in hand. KB is laughing loudly and obviously as Rhaps stares at him with a deep hatred.
Rhaps: You meanie! I want my SIC! Open this lock!
KB: I think you got a problem there Rhapsy..
Rhaps: Yeah, you can say that again! I cant get my SIC out.
KB: No thats not what I mean... I mean, I think you're addicted to SIC. I think that maybe this lock is really in your best interest.
Rhaps: Thats evil. I'm not addicted! I just want my SIC!
Rhaps falls down to the ground, his thumb in his mouth and begins rocking back and forth whimpering lightly. KingBear laughs and looks down at Rhaps.
KB: Alright, I got an idea to get that SIC out of there!
Rhaps stops sucking his thumb and looks up at KB, listening intently.
KB: Alright, you agree to have a match with that Mini Fridge Lock at TSCAEVPWPPVIJ and you'll get it out.
The scene fades out and back in to the Solid Core Gym. Suddenly a picture of Rhaps pops on the screen, next to the picture is 'VS' and a picture of The Mini Fridge pops onto the screen. Below that, it says "The Main EVENT!" and below that "TSCAEVPWPPVIJ" again in silver and gold lettering.
Those images quickly fade from the screen and KingBear is shown once more, he winks and the scene fades to black.
((OOC: This is my first promo in a long time so bare with me folks. I hope you enjoyed it. And no, thats not the name for the July PPV Oh and thank you to Rhaps for lending me a helping hand in developing this promo
))
Very funny, karma.
