Post by Sycho Sam on Jul 10, 2008 8:26:57 GMT -4
The scene opens in a dark room illuminated by a small light bulb hanging on the ceiling. In the middle of the room, there is a small desk with numerous tools on it, scissors, pliers, and the like. There is also a box of crayons. Next to the desk, there is a small stool, which is occupied by a long haired man wearing a black t-shirt and blue jeans. The T-Shirt has "Sycho Sam owns you!" written on it, and judging by the tattoos on the man's left arm, it is clear to the viewers of EVPW that the man is indeed, Sycho Sam. The camera shows Sycho Sam cutting a piece of cardboard with a scissor, in the form of a title belt. Sam then takes out a red crayon and scribbles random lines on the belt, then takes out a black crayon and makes straight, yet random, lines everywhere. Sam then clears his desk of all useless items and holds his cardboard title in the air.
"BEHOLD!!"
Sam shouts out at the top of his lungs even though he knows no one will hear him. Sam has obviously forgotten to take his medication today.
"THIS! Ladies and Gentlemen is EVPW's NEWEST, and I mean, NEWEST, championship! A title so FUCKING AWESOME, that only one man deserves to wear it!"
Sam now takes out a pen from his pocket and writes "THE PSYCHOTIC CHAMPIONSHIP" on his make believe title belt.
"And that man, is ME!"
Sam starts to laugh.
"Why me? Well, its obvious really. I am the Hardcore Headbanger, The King of Destruction, The Heavy Metal Maniac, The Psychotic One, I am Insanity DEFINED! But on top of all that, I AM MOTHERFUCKING SYCHO SAM! *points at a pillow in the corner of the room* And you ARE!?"
The pillow cannot speak, obviously, and Sam continues.
"YES! That's right! You are NOTHING! You are just a pillow! And I AM SYCHO SAM! I'll kill your ass, pillow, and after that, I'll kill you as well."
A few moments of silence, because the pillow is a non living thing and he can't respond to Sam. Unfortunately, Sam needs a psychiatrist.
"WHAT!? Are you calling me an imbecil??I mean, I'm motherfucking Sycho Sam!! I can't be an imbecil!!"
Sam falls to the floor, rather dramatically and starts sobbing. The pillow cannot say sorry, because it is a non living thing. Sam suddenly stands up and holds his cardboard title in the air.
"You know what, I'll defend my title against you, right here, right now!"
No response from the pillow, as usual. Sam takes out a lighter from his pocket and moves towards the pillow. He lights the pillow on fire, and laughs as he revels in his make-believe glory.
"HAHAHAH!!! I WIN!! I AM MOTHERFUCKING SYCHO SAM!! AND YOU ARE JUST A BURNING PILLOW!! HAHAHAHAH!!"
The scene is forced to cut off before Sycho Sam can do something more insane. Damn, that dude needs mental help...
E.O.R. ((got permission from KingBear to do this wierd gimmick and comments on my new gimmick are appreciated))
"BEHOLD!!"
Sam shouts out at the top of his lungs even though he knows no one will hear him. Sam has obviously forgotten to take his medication today.
"THIS! Ladies and Gentlemen is EVPW's NEWEST, and I mean, NEWEST, championship! A title so FUCKING AWESOME, that only one man deserves to wear it!"
Sam now takes out a pen from his pocket and writes "THE PSYCHOTIC CHAMPIONSHIP" on his make believe title belt.
"And that man, is ME!"
Sam starts to laugh.
"Why me? Well, its obvious really. I am the Hardcore Headbanger, The King of Destruction, The Heavy Metal Maniac, The Psychotic One, I am Insanity DEFINED! But on top of all that, I AM MOTHERFUCKING SYCHO SAM! *points at a pillow in the corner of the room* And you ARE!?"
The pillow cannot speak, obviously, and Sam continues.
"YES! That's right! You are NOTHING! You are just a pillow! And I AM SYCHO SAM! I'll kill your ass, pillow, and after that, I'll kill you as well."
A few moments of silence, because the pillow is a non living thing and he can't respond to Sam. Unfortunately, Sam needs a psychiatrist.
"WHAT!? Are you calling me an imbecil??I mean, I'm motherfucking Sycho Sam!! I can't be an imbecil!!"
Sam falls to the floor, rather dramatically and starts sobbing. The pillow cannot say sorry, because it is a non living thing. Sam suddenly stands up and holds his cardboard title in the air.
"You know what, I'll defend my title against you, right here, right now!"
No response from the pillow, as usual. Sam takes out a lighter from his pocket and moves towards the pillow. He lights the pillow on fire, and laughs as he revels in his make-believe glory.
"HAHAHAH!!! I WIN!! I AM MOTHERFUCKING SYCHO SAM!! AND YOU ARE JUST A BURNING PILLOW!! HAHAHAHAH!!"
The scene is forced to cut off before Sycho Sam can do something more insane. Damn, that dude needs mental help...
E.O.R. ((got permission from KingBear to do this wierd gimmick and comments on my new gimmick are appreciated))
