Soon, the air is filled with a buzzing atmosphere as the bell sounds the start of the bout. Both men eye each other up, circling around and looking for any chinks in the armour of the other. The circles slowly become tighter and tighter until both men are within reach, close enough to feel the breath of their nemesis from across the way. TNT extends his arms reaching for a grapple and the crowd respond as the pair look to lock horns for the first time. With other ideas in his mind, Hayden swats TNT's arms away and the crowd quieten down as a result.
Tayler reaches across for a second time, this time swinging a fist at the Jackass, who narrowly dodges the strike, all the while with a grin on his face. Still, the veteran circles around his opponent, an obvious spring in his step. A third time, TNT lunges at Hayden, this time stepping forward and leaping at the kiwi with an extended forearm. Again, Hayden dodges the lunge, adding to the embarrassment with a back heel kick that sends TNT reeling into the ropes. His face red with frustration and his blood boiling in anticipation, Tayler Nathan Thomas tugs at his hair, his eyes wildly trying to suss out what Hayden's game is. Hayden does not make an effort to follow his kick up, choosing instead to bounce from the ball of one foot to the other, his eyes sparkling with delight at his psychological games while he smiles almost sweetly at his opponent. TNT lets out a frustrated yell before pushing himself off the ropes again.
~~Ray White~~
Not exactly the quickest start to a match the we have ever seen JP. In fact, I'd say that this is a bit of a let down really.
~~Jimmy Pate~~
Hayden is pulling the tempo of the match into his own hands. He is an experienced veteran who knows that the easiest way to win is controlling the match. Look at his face cool, calm and collected.
~~Ray White~~
I see other things when I look at his face. Like long walks on the beach, moonlit lights on the veranda sipping apple martinis...
~~Jimmy Pate~~
Ugh. Stop Ray, please. I think I am going to loose my dinner. Some things are better left in your head, like everything you want to say.
How about you just sit there and smile and I will do all of the talking, okay?
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Tayler's patience had run out. Sick of the games that Hayden was playing with him, he strides towards the Jackass, poised and ready to cause some damage. He swats a fist at Hayden, catching him across the jaw and turning his head to the side in the process. When Hayden brings his head back level, his mouth had worked its way once again into a cheeky grin. This only serves to fuel TNT more. In a desperate attempt to wipe the smile of Hayden's face permanently, he unleashes with a barrage of left and right fists. Most of the blows do not find their target, as the red film of anger shrouds TNT's vision, but afew land squarely on Hayden's head and shoulders. The Jackass, used to taking a beating, weathers the storm, the last blow of which had staggered him somewhat before finally breaking his silence.
Unexpectedly, Hayden springs into action as he regains his balance, launching himself at TNT and taking the heavyweight right off his feet with a sickening thud from his clothesline. Hayden motions for Thomas to get back up, before downing the big man a second time with another clothesline. This time, Hayden continues charging forward after making contact with his opponent, bounding into the ropes and rebounding back across the ring while his opponent tries to stand once more. Hayden leapfrogs over his staggering nemesis before spring-boarding off the ropes on the opposite side of the ring. As he flies thought the air, he corkscrews around, drilling his shoulder into the chest of his opponent. All TNT can do is take the impact, having no time to put up any defenses against the Jackass' sudden onslaught. This time, Tayler stays down, not so quick to reach his feet after the third blow. His chest heaves rapidly, each breath filling his lungs with precious air. His face is already wet with sweat, his eyes screwed up as if he was eating a sour lemon.
Rolling in the new found momentum, Hayden kips up to his feet, reveling in the loud pop from the crowd in response. He takes afew moments to rev the fans up and start up a "Jackass" chant before focusing once more on the match at hand.
~~Jimmy Pate~~
There had to be a breaking point for TNT's patience. Hayden has made him wait, lingering over the start of the match. From the very start, he has played with the poor guy's mind, and Tayler finally became sick of it.
~~Ray White~~
Sure, TNT landed afew good shots on Hayden, even rocked him momentarily, but it looked as though Hayden simply rode out the tornado before kicking things up a notch.
~~Jimmy Pate~~
What, no sexual innuendo about Hayden 'playing with things other than his mind'?
~~Ray White~~
No JP... That would be immature.
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As Jimmy Pate scoffs at Ray's cheeky comment, TNT had managed to find his way to a vertical base once more, using the ring ropes for assistance. Hayden hears the chants of his loyal supporters, and nods to himself, knowing himself to have the match in the palm of his hand. He charges once more, dashing across the ring and lining TNT's head up with a Running Knee Lift, but his angered opponent sees him coming and ducks his shoulder down, lifting Hayden high into the air and flipping him backwards over the ring ropes. The Jackass soars through the air like a baby bird learning to fly by falling out of its nest. However, unlike the baby bird, he does not quite pick up the art in time and comes crashing down to earth with a dull thud as he hits the lightly padded concrete of the Solid Core Gymnasium.
The crowd's chants subside as Hayden exits the ring, turning instead to a collective gasp as he splats awkwardly on the ground just outside the ring. Ireland's Own steps through the ropes so that he is standing on the ring apron, looking down at his nemesis, then takes his 240lb frame to the air, both fists raised over his head in a Double Axe Handle. Hayden is on all fours by the time Tayler comes crashing down, slamming his Double Axe Handle into the small of the New Zealander's back, flattening him to the ground once more. The ability to finally get his hands on the wily veteran comes as a welcome chance, with TNT almost licking his lips with anticipation as he stoops town to pick the Jackass up.
Tayler lifts the 211lb body of Hayden HardKore onto his shoulders, in a Cliffhanger position, the fire still raging in his eyes. Dropping to his knees, TNT drops Hayden head first onto the corner of the ring. Hayden's chin slams into the metal framing of the ring, snapping it back at an bone chillingly rapid rate, receiving another gasp from the crowd. Hayden falls to the ground again, this time clutching at his face in some sort of vain attempt to wipe away the agony. TNT towers above Hayden, smiling a cocky smile as he surveys his handy-work. He turns to share his mind with the abusive ringside fans, who had been screaming obscenities at him for the best part of the match now, getting right in the face of a much smaller twenty-something male and telling him to "sit down and shut up" a request to which the man reluctantly obliges... for now.
~~Jimmy Pate~~
TNT is taking absolutely no prisoners tonight. Talk about a teeth-jarring shot. I wonder how many of his teeth Hayden HardKore just swallowed!
~~Ray White~~
So he swallows then?
Thats one of the questions off my list for when I finally get to interview the hunky Jackass.
~~Jimmy Pate~~
Thank goodness Hayden has had the sense of mind to decline every interview you have offered him. What was his last excuse, "I am doing my hair that night?"
You think he might be avoiding you?
~~Ray White~~
Never!
I respect a guy who takes pride in his appearance. He has to look his best for our "interview" anyway
Again, Jimmy is heard to swallow a small chuckle at Ray's ignorance, while the match rages on. TNT once again lifts his opponent to his feet, wasting little time before flinging him toward the crowd barricade. Hayden slams into the black steel barricade with enough force to move it from its moorings, coming to rest with half of his body lying across it and into the front row of the crowd. The patrons in the front row, amped to be so much closer to the action than anticipated, scream in appreciation for having a Jackass landing almost in their laps. Their screams turn to cries of terror as TNT approaches, swinging a wild forearm across the throat of the Jackass. Spit is expelled from Hayden's lips, floating almost in slow motion through the air before landing afew rows back, spraying across three or four people. A second forearm strike pushes the last of the wind out of Hayden's lungs, causing him to slide off the barricade and collapse with his back against the steel. His chest rises and falls shallowly, as he tries to coax his winded lungs into sucking in more air, yet TNT has other ideas.
Tayler backs up a few steps, trailing his leg like a bull before charging back at the Jackass, driving the point of his knee into the temple of the veteran New Zealander. Hayden head is slammed between the steel barricade and TNT's knee. One can almost see the life fade out of Hayden's eyes as he topples over sideways to lie lifeless underneath the shadow of the crowd barricade, his rampaging opponent still towering over him.
~~Ray White~~
Jesus, TNT is really playing for keeps tonight!
He is holding nothing back and taking absolutely no prisoners.
~~Jimmy Pate~~
Like his name says, that was like a stick of dynamite going off.
I could practically feel that from here. I know that the Jackass can take a beating as good, if not better than anybody in EVPW, but that is the kind of impact that ends careers right there.
TNT isn't out there to simply win a match. He is out there to dominate one of the best in the business.
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Once again, TNT stoops down to pick up his battered opponent. He walks the Jackass back over toward the ring, and the steel steps surrounding it. Sensing what is about to come, the crowd rise up into a chorus of booing and jeering as the pair approach. Hayden's legs drag almost like dead-weights behind him, as the Irishman yanks his opponent in the direction of his next adventure...
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