XWO vs Breakfast Boyz

[TPK/Acid]

The crowd is still amped after watching The U.S. Marines going head to head with a group of ninjas. Out of nowhere a spotlight hits the stage showing the all female metal band Roargasm with guest band member The Human Wrecking Ball on bass. Lead-singer Trix raises her mic and the band begin to play a very fast paced heavy metal tune.

Breakfast!
Breakfast!
Breakfast fucking...
RULEZ!

As "Breakfast Fucking Rulez" by Roargasm plays on the fans burst into applause, Lizzie Morna stands in the middle of the ring with mic in hand and begins introducing the teams.

LM: The following contest is a tag match, and is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, the team that's making breakfast cool again...they are The Breakfast Boyz!

As Trix continues to scream out random breakfast foods followed by the chorus that started the song the spotlight switches to the middle of the ring, the fans seem confused until the Waffle Buddies begin slowly rappelling down from the ceiling, they both have large canesters strapped to their backs, and tubes run from those to two hand held nozzles, the two men press both their buttons and begin spraying the crowd with pancake batter.

JP: Wait a minute, what in the hell is that they are spraying? I think it's *tastes some that landed on his arm* YES! Pancake batter!

Ray: Oh pitty...was hoping for something else.

Cosmos and TPK stop just inches above the ring and beg the ref to help them down, the ref looks at them confusedly and unclips them where they land in a heap mid ring before scrambling up and shooting one last volley of batter into the crowd and unstraping their weapons, they discard them on the outside of the ring and wait patiently in their corner.

TBC

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The the members of the Breakfast Boyz stand in the corner in which they we’re allocated , expecting for their opponents to arrive. Throughout the arena , the fans discussions about this match , are the only difference between the EVPW arena and the dead silence of a graveyard.

But the familiar music of the nWo Hollywood begins to play in the PA System scattered through the arena for a better sound. Lifting from their chairs , they look at the ramp , in anticipation for the xWo’s arrival to the ring area. From the backstage area , two men enter the arena , in the mix of boo’s and cheers of the fans. This mix reaction for the Evil Intent members , effects with nothing the two men participants in this team action.

Both Jack De’Vegas and Joker’s lack of reaction is nothing usual their attitude change being more obvious since they joined the Jaggeroth’s Stable. After a wait of a few seconds , in which they stood proudly on the ramp , observing their opponents , the xWo members decide to descend in a slow pace to the four-cornered battlefield.

Lizzie

Introducing now , members of the Evil Intent and the two members forming the xWo , D-Boy and Joker!!![/center]

The road to the ring ends at the base of the ring. In the ring , the Breakfast Boyz , look at their opponents with interest , while the xWo watches them as a superior looks at its subordinate. This attitude infuriates the Breakfast Boyz who prefer ,to take their revenge in the match. The two men consisting the xWo , grabs the second rope and uses it to lifts themselves on the ring edge. Not rushing in the ring , in fear of a sneak attack from the their adversaries , Joker gestures with his right to TPK to not attack them. TPK nods his head , which xWo uses it almost like a permission to the enter the ring.

JP

My money on the Breakfast Boys. They are the ones that should be fighting for the United Glory Titles.

Ray
Despite the XWO’s attitude , the two teams threat each-other with respect.[/center]

In the ring the two teams go to their corners and through whispers , decide their match tactic and who will be the men , from each team , who will start the match.

TBC by the Breakfast Gang

[TPK/Acid]

Both teams talk in their respective corners before, XWO elect to have Jack 'De Vegas start whilst The Breakfast Boyz go with The Veteran Psych0 Kid for their side. The two legal men start slowly circling back and forth around one another, De Vegas takes it upon himself to pick up the pace by powering forward and nailing a crooked arm lariat knocking TPK to the mat and surprising him at the same time. TPK shakes it off and easily gets back to a stand only to see JDV who is at this point very impressed about his own ability.

JP: Jack 'De Vegas is a very cocky individual Ray, that kind of attitude isn't going to get him very far in this industry. If he wants to stay around he's going to really need to get that under control.

Ray: Hey, as long as he can back it up he can have all the attitude in the world, besides look what he is in there against. The Breakfast Boyz? Those two haven't teamed up since back in GHW.

TPK shrugs off the lariat and engages De Vegas in a collar and elbow tie up, Jack tries to use his height advantage to force TPK back, but The Psychotic One holds his ground, TPK transitions into a side headlock and wrenches on The XWO Member's neck, JDV then wraps his arms around Mr.Psycho and slams him back into the mat with a crisp belly to back suplex. Jack, being overly cocky, lays atop The Psycho Kid in a very nonchalant fashion which allows TPK to kick out before the ref even manages to get himself into position. Jack flashes his whites and roughly pulls TPK to his feet as he himself rises, Jack tries to engage TPK in the collar and elbow once again but TPK shoots back and slaps his partner's hand bringing the ever energetic Cosmos into the mix. Jack looks down at the much smaller wrestler and chuckles a little before getting down on a knee mockingly. Cosmos takes this as an opening and smashes his left forearm into Jack's cheek knocking him on his butt and wiping the smirk quickly off of his face.

JP: That'll teach him! Cosmos just knocked the taste out of his mouth, I'll tell you Ray he may be small but he has more fight than many heavyweights I know of.

Ray: Yeah, i'm sure he does. But when push comes to shove I just don't think he has anything on XWO, him or his maniacal tag team partner.

Jack looks on angrily at Cosmos who just stands there allowing him to get up which just seems to anger him even more so, De Vegas gets up and starts towards Cosmos but quickly changes his mind, opting instead to tag in his partner The Joker. The Joker happily accepts the tag and enters the ring with great haste, Cosmos stutter steps giving Joker just enough of a signal to bolt forward and fling himself into the air where he hurdles through the air towards his target. Joker lands across Cosmos flooring both men. Joker, who is on top of Cosmos, sends a flurry of stinging lefts in rights into the face of his opponent until the ref steps in and warns Joker not to use closed fists. Joker protests the ref's accusations and hesitantly gets off of Cosmos and allows him to get up to his feet. Cosmos acts groggy long enough to lure Joker into his range, once Joker is in position Cosmos lunges forward nailing a diving spear that floors Joker and Cosmos alike and wakes the crowd up prompting a "Cosmos!" chant. Cosmos gets quickly to his feet and rushes to the corner where he hops easily onto the top rope and eyes Joker waiting for just the right moment. Joker gets to his feet and Cosmos strikes, Cosmos flings himself off of the top rope, spreads his arms and legs, and sails towards Joker only to be caught mid flight and dropped onto his spine as Joker falls forward.

Ray: I bet that's one pancake Cosmos didn't really care for. I mean did you see that, he went high risk and got planted into the mat.

JP: Oh don't put it past him Ray, there isn't a pancake in this world he wouldn't enjoy. Besides, one move isn't going to end the match at this juncture, Cosmos and The Psycho Kid still have a full bag of tricks I can guarantee it.

Joker sits back on his heels and shouts a curse word at Cosmos before pushing off of the mat and getting back up to his feet, he then bends down and grabs cosmos by his hair and yanks him up getting yet another reprimand from the man in the stripped shirt. Joker cradles Cosmos' head under his arm and turns until the two men are back to back, Joker then quickly snaps to a sit driving the neck of Cosmos down and across his shoulder. Joker goes quickly for the pin prompting the official to slide into position and check the shoulders of The Lean Mean Waffle Eating Machine that is Cosmos.

ONE

TWO

TBC

[Cosmos]

THR....!

Cosmos struggles all he can, but he is unable to lift his shoulders from the mat. The atmosphere in the arena changes to one of disappointment... but before the referee can declare a win for Joker and Jack, Cosmos' struggles pay off and his foot manages to snag the bottom rope of the ring. A wave of relieved laughter roars around him as the ref forces Joker to back away and allow the smaller opponent to move. As soon as the weight is off him, Cosmos rolls back before arching his spine and snapping to his feet. Before he can do anything else, though, Joker takes the opportunity to catch Cosmos unawares and smashes his fist right into Cosmos' face. Although the Pancake Eating Machine makes an attempt to dodge the blow, it is not quite enough and Joker still manages to deliver a glancing but painful punch to the right side of Cosmos' face which begins to swell slightly almost straight away. He follows this up with a barrage of brutal strikes, which Cosmos blocks as best he can with his arms. After a feinted blow, Joker catches Cosmos' arm with the other hand and twists it horribly. Cosmos grits his teeth, but before long Joker spins his body around and flings him across the ring with a powerful Irish Whip. Cosmos lands on his back, partway across the floor and not moving much.

Ray: Cosmos is so attractive when he’s lying down on his back. I’d pin him anyday. In fact, I’d pin all of them anyday… well except for that guy playing the bass earlier, he’s an ugly fucker…
JP: This is a family show, I don’t want to hear it.

Joker follows Cosmos across the ring, determined to end the match, once and for all. As soon as he gets to Cosmos, he kicks him in the ribs causing Cosmos to gag and wince in pain. When Joker attempts another kick, though, Cosmos wraps his arms around Joker’s legs before slowly struggling to a standing position and pulling those legs out from underneath him, sending Joker to the mat back- first. Keeping a hold of both legs, Cosmos hooks each leg under his arms before turning around and stepping over Joker’s body, forcibly flipping him onto his stomach. Finally, he begins to sit down and put as much pressure as he can on his opponent’s legs and spine while the referee watches Joker to see if he concedes the match by submission.
Cosmos: Tap out, damnit! Tap out!
Joker shakes his head angrily and stretches his arms out as far as possible, trying to drag himself slowly across the canvas and into reach of his partner, DeVegas.

Ray: Wow… Joker looks hotter than normal when he’s angry and determined. I wonder if he…
JP: No.
Ray: I didn’t say anything.
JP: You don’t need to. Just No.

Several gruelling moments pass, but finally the inevitable happens. Joker’s fingertips finally brush his partner’s hand … DeVegas storms into the ring before heading straight for Cosmos and drags him off Joker by the scruff of his neck, allowing his partner to exit the ring before the referee completes a five-count. Still holding the diminutive wrestler, Jack simply slips his head under Cosmos’ left armpit before wrapping his arms around his torso. While he sets up for the suplex, his opponent begins kicking backwards as hard as he can and hacking at Jack’s shins. Quickly realising that this really is not working, Cosmos makes a last-ditch effort to escape by stomping as hard as he can on the top part of the other guy’s foot, using the edge at the back of his boots. Distracted by the pain, Jack slightly releases the hold he has on Cosmos, who manages to squirm out and bolt across the ring with his opponent following behind him. After bouncing off the ring ropes, the breakfast lover charges back at Jack shoulder first, but before he makes the tackle he drops to the ground with both legs outstretched, using his momentum to propel him into Jack’s legs and sending him down to the mat.

JP: Whooo, I’ve not felt this excited in… well, I’ve not felt this excited since the last match, fifteen minutes ago!
Ray: Excited eh?
JP: Oh yeah.

Instead of taking advantage of Jack’s prone position, Cosmos simply drags him as much as he can towards the corner where his partner is reaching out eagerly. Stretching his arm out, Cosmos makes the tag and the Psycho Kid jumps into the ring. The two men grin at each other before Cosmos allows the Psycho Kid to hoist him upwards, into a position where he is sitting on his shoulders and facing the same direction. With no warning, the hardcore legend suddenly falls backward and smashes Cosmos’ back into the stomach of Jack De’Vegas and the crowd erupt in chants of “Holy ----! Holy ----!” The moment he lands, Cosmos crawls out of the ring exhausted and leaving the Psycho Kid to continue this epic match.

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OCC:

Cosmos can you wait for tomorrow so can I post XWOs part of the match...I had some troubles in this last few days and I wasn't able to do or post a match post...