Post by Hyperelf on Jul 19, 2008 12:33:15 GMT -4
Lizzie: Hello GHW, I am here once again *sigh* with The- The... I don't know, I can't do it.
Hyper: Do it, I said you had too.. Or you know what might happen.
Lizzie: Do I have to?
Hyper: Yes! Do it! For the sake of all humanity, do it!
Lizzie: Fine... Here he is ladies and gentlemen, The uber sexy, sugar-eating, donut stacking, pie-licking, you can't stop him, Hyper Elf. umm.. I-I can't do it!
Hyper: DO IT!
Lizzie hesitates and looks nervous as she kind of jumps in the air for joy that Hyper is here. Now looking emberrased.
Camera zooms back showing Hyper Elf next to Lizzie. A huge grin on his face as always, a pair of shades covering his eyes, and wearing his usual clothing.
Lizzie: So Hyper Elf, what do you have to say about Zant not letting you have team donut in world warz? (wow, I actually got to complete a question!)
Hyper: I think its a bunch of bull! Ya see, as you can tell, many people wanted to see Team Donut participate, but then there was those few that refused to even let Team Donut in. Why? Because they thought it was a disgrace to their countries and their society! Hell no!
Lizzie: Wow Hyper, you don't seem to be.. the hyper one at the moment.
Hyper: Yeah I'm sorry. I havn't got my daily donut this morning, those damn rats. Taking my donuts. They will pay. *shakes fist*
Lizzie: ook. So what do you have to say of No Mercy's speech earlier today?
Hyper: He turned his back on me. Not just me, but his own country! I have to say this. Donautvia does not exist. I give him that. Its something HE created! And he should not be saying that it was somebody elses fault. Yet, Donut land DOES exist. It exists right.. here. *He points at his chest.* In everybody's heart. Donut land is there as long as you believe, and with people starting to think its a joke? You are all wrong. It was never a joke, not for me anyway. *He pulls up a donut out of his pocket, and faces the camera* Ya see this addicts and the rest of the world? This means something. THIS stands for something. It stands for justice, for patriotism, for freedom, and damn good eating! But I know the people that I can trust, the people that can count on me. Its the Addicts!
Lizzie: How do you know? They are just the audience.
Hyper: The addicts are the thousands of people who are chanting the Hypers name!
*Hyper chant starts up, the screen views the audience, a few of them holding the donut land flag, or donuts into the air.*
Hyper: Ya see, I might have lost two, but I gained thousands!
Lizzie: Wow.. Strong words by Hyper Elf. We will see how he turns out in his upcoming matches, if he gets any.
Hyper: oh by the way, you look HOT tonight. I mean, WOW. Talk about gorgeous.
Lizzie blushes slightly: oh thank you Hyper, thats the first comment I have gotten all week.
Hyper shoves Lizzie out of the way to what is to be a dozen of donuts on a table.
Hyper: I mean, I have never seen so much glaze on one donut. mmm. mm..mmm So baby.. What are your plans later tonight?
Lizzie blinks and turns her attention back to the camera.
Lizzie: Well, thats all I have for you all today. This is Lizzie Morna saying good night!
END OF THREAD
Hyper: Do it, I said you had too.. Or you know what might happen.
Lizzie: Do I have to?
Hyper: Yes! Do it! For the sake of all humanity, do it!
Lizzie: Fine... Here he is ladies and gentlemen, The uber sexy, sugar-eating, donut stacking, pie-licking, you can't stop him, Hyper Elf. umm.. I-I can't do it!
Hyper: DO IT!
Lizzie hesitates and looks nervous as she kind of jumps in the air for joy that Hyper is here. Now looking emberrased.
Camera zooms back showing Hyper Elf next to Lizzie. A huge grin on his face as always, a pair of shades covering his eyes, and wearing his usual clothing.
Lizzie: So Hyper Elf, what do you have to say about Zant not letting you have team donut in world warz? (wow, I actually got to complete a question!)
Hyper: I think its a bunch of bull! Ya see, as you can tell, many people wanted to see Team Donut participate, but then there was those few that refused to even let Team Donut in. Why? Because they thought it was a disgrace to their countries and their society! Hell no!
Lizzie: Wow Hyper, you don't seem to be.. the hyper one at the moment.
Hyper: Yeah I'm sorry. I havn't got my daily donut this morning, those damn rats. Taking my donuts. They will pay. *shakes fist*
Lizzie: ook. So what do you have to say of No Mercy's speech earlier today?
Hyper: He turned his back on me. Not just me, but his own country! I have to say this. Donautvia does not exist. I give him that. Its something HE created! And he should not be saying that it was somebody elses fault. Yet, Donut land DOES exist. It exists right.. here. *He points at his chest.* In everybody's heart. Donut land is there as long as you believe, and with people starting to think its a joke? You are all wrong. It was never a joke, not for me anyway. *He pulls up a donut out of his pocket, and faces the camera* Ya see this addicts and the rest of the world? This means something. THIS stands for something. It stands for justice, for patriotism, for freedom, and damn good eating! But I know the people that I can trust, the people that can count on me. Its the Addicts!
Lizzie: How do you know? They are just the audience.
Hyper: The addicts are the thousands of people who are chanting the Hypers name!
*Hyper chant starts up, the screen views the audience, a few of them holding the donut land flag, or donuts into the air.*
Hyper: Ya see, I might have lost two, but I gained thousands!
Lizzie: Wow.. Strong words by Hyper Elf. We will see how he turns out in his upcoming matches, if he gets any.
Hyper: oh by the way, you look HOT tonight. I mean, WOW. Talk about gorgeous.
Lizzie blushes slightly: oh thank you Hyper, thats the first comment I have gotten all week.
Hyper shoves Lizzie out of the way to what is to be a dozen of donuts on a table.
Hyper: I mean, I have never seen so much glaze on one donut. mmm. mm..mmm So baby.. What are your plans later tonight?
Lizzie blinks and turns her attention back to the camera.
Lizzie: Well, thats all I have for you all today. This is Lizzie Morna saying good night!
END OF THREAD
