Fans Bring The Weapons; Darnez FC vs Tripp

[Darnez FC]

As the second match ends, the fans all prepare for the next bout, pulling out the makeshift weapons they brought especially for this next contest. The camera does a quick sweep of one of the front rows, and catches a glimpse of some of the weapons, which range from conventional weaponry such as Folding chairs and replica championships, to the more obscure ones, such as Lamps, vacuums, and a baseball bat slathered in honey with glass protruding out the sides of it. Suddenly, the lights go dim, a blue spotlight hits the stage, and "Gold Medal" by Trademarc hits the speakers, sending most of the fans into a booing frenzy, with only a few showing their respect for the man who accompanies this theme song by clapping. After a moment or so of no action, Darnez FC, flanked by the Mysterious Woman, burst out from behind the backstage curtain and onto the stage, getting a good look at the crowd before proceeding down the entrance way.

Lizzie Morna:
"Ladies and Gentleman, this is the Fans Bring the Weapons match! Where anything you fans bring is legal for the competitors to use. Introducing first, being accompanied by the Mysterious Woman, he stands at six feet, seven inches tall and weighs in at two hundred and fifty two pounds, he hails from Perth...AUSTRALIA, he is the leader of Doom Desire and once a member of the Kure, he is, Darnez...FC!

As his name echoes throughout the halls of the Ragnarok arena, the crowd turn up the volume on their jeers almost ten-fold, letting their sheer hatred for this man shine through as he slowly makes his way down the ramp.

Jimmy Pate:
"Its time for this issue to come to an end. Two ICW greats, considered two of the best by their peers, finally going at it here tonight at Ragnarok, who will emerge victorious in this matchup?"

Ray White:
"This is a tough call to make JP. These two were former tag team partners and former friends, now bitter enemies. If i had to make a prediction, I would have to give the edge to Darnez FC, he has been consistently on the top of his game against top-notch opponents such as Metal Dragon and Vladimir Strife, while Tripp hasn't been doing much at all really"

Jimmy Pate:
"Wow, you actually based your opinion on facts instead of sexual appeal, nice work"

Ray White:
"I'm not as one-dimensional as you think I am JP"

Now at the ring-stairs, Darnez calmly steps up them onto the apron, ignoring the hypocritical crowd as he does so. He wanders across the apron until making it to the center before hopping into the ring via the middle and bottom ropes. As this occurs, the Mysterious Woman, as per usual, petrols the perimeter, watching intently for any signs of a sneak attack by Tripp or a crazed fan. The Master of the Rant, now waiting quite patiently in the ring, removes his long trenchcoat from his person, revealing a different style of attire for this bout, opting for more of a street-wear style then a wrestling style of clothing, with jeans and street shoes accompanying his usual white wristbands. The Streak Ender then walks over to the turnbuckle and ascends it, before looking to the heavens and raising his arms up in kind, letting a multitude of fireworks go off on a set-up above the ring, showering the entire ring with golden sparks as they go off. Once the magnificent pyro display is finished, Darnez FC hops off of the turnbuckle and wanders back into the middle of the ring, awaiting the arrival of his opponent.

Jimmy Pate:
"Now that Darnez' entrance is complete, we now await the entrance of the ICW Legend, Tripp."

TBC TRIPPA

[-Jack Noble-]

Darnez places his eager hands at his hips as he stands tall in the middle of the ring. Random boos and insults echo through the arena meeting Darnez's careless ears. He has now put on a smirk, an evil one at that, an expression that wife beaters must wear after being proud of themselves for smacking a helpless human being. Darnez does not care what these people think of him, he only cares of one thing at this moment, beating his former tag team partner, Tripp. Suddenly that smirk gets slapped off his face as a heavy guitar riff hits the speakers.

~/Jimmy Pate/~
"Can it be? Tripp hasn't fought in an officially listed EVPW match in months!"

~/Ray White/~
"Well it doesn't matter because Darnezy will wipe the floor with his face!"

The fans now turn into an uproar of noise as the lyrics to the song "Right Now" by KoRn erupt throughout the packed EVPW arena. Some fans are now beating their weapons that they had brought for this match against the steel railings that separate them from the ring in a rhythmic pace to the chant, "Lets go Tripp!"

~/Lizzie Morna/~
"Ladies and Gentlemen, welcoming now from Milwaukeeeee, Wisconsin..."

Lizzie gets cut off abruptly by some voice shouting "hold up". Everything falls to dead silence as even the music has gotten cut off. The fans stand motionless, as the voice and the quick shut off to the music have left them confused and curious. Tripp sharply steps out from the backstage curtain as he is holding a microphone in his right hand and a thick steel chain in the left. Fans now cheer loudly again as they have not seen The Rated HXC Superstar making an entrance in a decent amount of time.

~/The Rated HXC Superstar - Tripp/~
"For years I've risked my body, my life, and my overall sanity for this business. I thought I had finally gotten out, it was so hard to step away.. but it needed to be done. Then I hear Darnez blabbing on about all of this utter shit about The Kure, a stable that helped the both of us gain some recognition that we deserved. I couldn't just sit and do nothing about that. Darnez, we've been through highs and lows all of our careers, but you really take the fucking dick man. You expect everything in return of nothing, thats not how it works. So tonight, I'm gonna teach you the lesson you so desperately need to learn.. and its so simple. Here, let me break it down for you.."

Darnez now paces slowly to the ropes facing the entrance way where Tripp has been ranting. The fans all listen closely now as they do not want to miss the lesson plan either.

~/The Rated HXC Superstar - Tripp/~
"Well, it's just.. no one likes you and you're kind of a dick.."

Tripp smiles on as EVPW faithful share a hearted laugh with one another. The self proclaimed Master of Rant now wears an expression of disgust and anger as he kicks the bottom rope.

~/The Rated HXC Superstar - Tripp/~
"Oh, and quickly to this steel chain in my hand.. it was given to me by a kid backstage, he made me promise him I'd land at least one good shot in with it.. so you should know what to expect tonight!"

Some fans cheer to Tripp's promise to the young boy as others just seem to be jealous they did not get a promise to smash Darnez with one of their weapons. Ray White still seems to be in disgust over what Tripp had said about Darnez seconds before.

~/Ray White/~
"Now that wasn't very nice, what has Darnez ever done to deserve treatment such as this?"

~/Jimmy Pate/~
"Are you kidding? I think anyone in this whole world could name you at least a hundred different reasons as to why Tripp should put on a clinic in that ring tonight, or found a school called 'Darnez Ass Beating Academy'!"

~/Ray White/~
"Well I think I might like that school.."

~/Jimmy Pate/~
"Oh My God!"

As Jimmy Pate tries to not throw up in his own mouth from just the mere thought of what his broadcast partner, Ray White, meant by that statement, Tripp throws the microphone to the cold ground. This causes a loud thud to be heard over the P.A. before he takes off, charging at the ring in which Darnez eagerly awaits in. Darnez still wears a frown of sorts as he mutters beneath his breath. Tripp, who still holds the steel chain in his hand, now hits the ring as he slides under the bottom rope which Darnez had been standing by. Darnez now begins stomping on The ICW Legend as he is trying to roll away. To Tripp it must seem it's raining kick after kick due to all of the stomps The Master of Rant is landing. Fans now begin to boo as it seems as Darnez is already taking all of the momentum so early in the match. But much to the crowds liking, Tripp is able to get hie right hand extended out on the mat before whipping it up at Darnez. The weapon zooms up as it clunks him right in the chest. Impact from the thick steel chain causes Darnez to spin around and drop to his knees, clutching his pectorial region.

TBCB Darnezizzle

[Darnez FC]

As the Streak Ender tries to regain his breath after that last blow he took, the HxC Superstar, very swiftly, manages to get back to a vertical base before sauntering over to his former friend, ready to lay the next blow in. Darnez, suddenly aware of the shadow that has been cast over him by his opponent's frame, slowly turns his attention upward, only to see a steel-chain encrusted fist nail him straight in the nose. The hard blow forces Darnez onto his back, clutching at his poor nose as he does so, checking for any signs of blood or bruising. Before Darnez even gets a proper opportunity to check his appendage, he is again rocked with another blow from the steel-chain fist of Tripp, who doesn't want to give Darnez any chance of taking the advantage. This blow, corking Darnez in the "crown", almost sends the Master of the Rant loopy, which can be foretold by his facial expression, which isn't exactly that of a sane man at this moment in time. As his former partner tries to screw his head back on right, Tripp allows the Steel-Chain to unravel off of his hand, clenching at its end once it has performed this task. He stands over the ICW Original, who is now laying on his stomach, trying to get a good look at his nose, and whips the chain upward with a quick flick of his arm before swinging it back down to earth, its chain-links catching Darnez solidly in the spine. The leader of Doom Desire shrieks out in sheer pain, forgetting about his nose and now worrying about his spinal column. As Tripp repeats the motions he had performed a minute earlier, again catching Darnez in the spinal area of the back, the Self Proclaimed Future of EVPW is forced to scurry his way out of the ring, something which the fans in attendance find quite humorous, laughing at the expense of this big man crawling around the ring like a mere child. Tripp flicks his arm up again and tries to whip Darnez for a third time, but the HxC Superstar finds it alot harder to hit a moving target, narrowly missing the foot of the Streak Ender and instead catching the bottom rope. The man from Australia, having escaped from the ring and the wrath of Tripp, looks to take a quick breather to regain himself. The ICW Legend however, has other ideas. He rushes over toward the ring ropes and quickly steps out of them before stalking his larger opponent, who hasn't realised he has been followed at this time. Tripp raises the chain upward in his outstretched hands, looking to wrap the cold chain around his former friend's neck, who is still none-the-wiser of being followed out of the ring.

Jimmy Pate:
"Looks like Tripp has the early advantage..."

Jimmy is cut off by Ray, who appears to be very anxious to add his input.

Ray White:
"...AND NOW HES GONNA STRANGLE POOR SEXY DARNEZ WITH THE STEEL CHAIN! THIS IS INHUMANE JP!"

Jimmy Pate:
"Listen to yourself, its like you have never watched a hardcore match before. This is pretty tame in comparison to some of the other things we have called over the years"

Ray White:
"Don't gimme that crap! Using a weapon is one thing, but to use it in a manner to stop air from flowing to your opponents lungs AND TO USE IT ON SOMEONE AS SEXY AS DARNEZ IS JUST WRONG"

Jimmy Pate:
"I really wish you would listen to yourself right now. Geez, even Darnez has seen worse than this"

Ray White:
"Whos the colour commentator here? Thats right, ME! So let ME do my job while you do yours!"

Jimmy Pate:
"Ugh, whatever Ray, whatever"

Tripp, about ready to strangle the life-force out of the Streak Ender, doesn't realize that he too is being stalked, but not by another competitor, no, he is being stalked by Doom Desire's apparent muscle, The Mysterious Woman, who has been tasked with Darnez' protection until Doom Desire is no more. The Mysterious Woman, now within range for her own attack, cocks her leg back before letting it swing straight ahead, right in between the legs of the Wisconsin native, who falls into a complete heap as a result. Darnez, only now aware that he was being hunted by the HxC Superstar, returns his full attention to his fallen foe. The FC of wrestling bends down to grab a handful of Tripp's hair to allow him to drag him around the arena as he sees fit. Darnez pulls Tripp around to the fan barricade before lifting his head slightly into the air, using the hair as a nifty pulling mechanism, before smashing his face into said barricade. The Master of the Rant releases his grip on Tripp's hair and lets him drop to one knee, only really holding himself up by the one stationary hand he has on the fan-protecting barricade. The ringside fans, forgetting all about wrestler allegiances and whatnot for a few moments, shove their weapons in the face of the Streak Ender, all wanting their weapon to be chosen at the instrument of torture. Darnez, spotting an item he likes, grabs at it, pulling it away from its former owner and making it his own. The item in question he has decided upon is a aluminum trashcan lid. He carefully places the crap-container lid upon the back of the head of the HxC Superstar, who is still very much winded from the kick to the balls he took earlier, and motions to the Mysterious Woman to hold the weapon in place as he prepares himself for his next attack. The Australian quickly hops up onto the ring apron before launching himself off of it, right in Tripp's direction, about to drop a leg on his aluminum surrounded head.

Jimmy Pate:
"Looks like Darnez is in full control now, and Tripp looks to be in serious trouble"

Ray White:
"Darnez is as good as they come JP, it was only a matter of time before he took full advantage in this contest"

Jimmy Pate:
"Don't forget though, Tripp is an ICW legend, i'm sure he has a few tricks up his sleeve"

Sure enough, just before Darnez' leg can make full contact with Tripp's skull, the wily ICW Legend escapes the clutches of the Mysterious Woman by winding her with a sharp elbow to the gut. Then, in one swift movement, he clasps at the bin lid on his head and tosses it, quite like a Frisbee, in the general direction of the Streak Ender. Lady luck is on the Wisconsin native's side tonight, as the trashcan lid hits Darnez FC straight in the forehead, causing him to lose his perfect diving leg drop and instead collide with the fan Barricade ass-first, another misfortune of the Streak Ender's that the crowd can get a chuckle out of, hurting his coccyx in the process. Then, with cat-like reflexes, Tripp picks the lid back up, smashes it across the back of the Mysterious Woman, tosses it aside, grabs Darnez by his hair, rolls him back into the ring, picks out two weapons from the crowd; a folding chair and a lead pipe, and slides into the ring with them. These quick movements give Tripp the time to plan somewhat, as Darnez is still hindered by his pain-induced coccyx. He throws the chair aside, allowing it to crash to the canvas, and opts to use the lead pipe to punish his larger foe most heinously. The HxC Superstar strolls over to his opponent and proceeds to prod him with his foot a couple of times, not wanting to have to relinquish his grip on the pipe in his clutches just to pick his opponent back up to his feet. A few more proddings and Darnez begins to roll away, using this forward momentum to; albeit clumsily, get back to one knee before staggering back onto his feet. The Streak Ender, still quite in the dark about what Tripp has in his hot little hands, uses this forward momentum to propel himself off of the nearby ropes, hoping to knock his bitter rival down with a sharp outstretched arm, otherwise known as a clothesline. The ICW Legend forever tightens his clamp-like grip on the lead pipe, hoping to strike his former friend with maximum force. As Darnez makes the return trip, Tripp sways his arm backward before allowing it to throttle in a diagonal motion, giving the lead pipe enough force to knock the FC of wrestling out of this contest. However, much to everyone's surprise, Darnez manages to duck the wild shot that was going to scramble his brains and get behind the Trippy One before once again grabbing at his hair and yanking it down toward the cold floor below, causing Tripp to hit said floor head-first, something which could've knocked him out.

Jimmy Pate:
"Darnez just avoided disaster there by ducking that lead pipe shot, and then rocked Tripp's skull by forcing it down into the ring canvas"

Ray White:
"This match proves why Darnez is considered sexy AND intelligent. He knew something was coming, so instead of waiting for the object to reveal itself, he took a calculated chance and ducked the most obvious blow, a move which just turned the tide back in his favor"

Jimmy Pate:
"Lets just see if he can keep the advantage on his side for the rest of the match-up, because don't forget, Tripp is an ICW Legend, and he doesn't hold that acclaimed status for nothing"

Darnez FC quickly rolls into a pin cover, hooking Tripp's left leg. At the sight of this, the Referee slides down onto his hands and knees and prepares to count the pinfall.

Jimmy Pate:
"Here we go, first cover of the match-up, will it also be the last?"

One...
Two...

TBC THE TRIPPY ONE

[-Jack Noble-]

~/Jimmy Pate/~
“And a kick out by Tripp! For a minute I thought Darnez had already won this match up of the two former stable mates.”

Ray White lets out a hearted sigh as he stares glumly into the EVPW ring where the all the fast paced action seems to have come to a screeching halt.

~/Jimmy Pate/~
“What’s wrong Ray?”

~/Ray White/~
“Darnez should’ve had him right there, the referee threw the count! This match should be over right now so I can be celebrating with my Darnezy!!”

Jimmy Pate rolls his eyes and now sports a look of disgust on his weathered face. Ray, on the other hand, looks rather irritated and infuriated as he continues to stare into the ring. It’s almost as if he could should lasers from his eyes into the referee for not slapping his hand down for the three count. By now the EVPW official can sense the broadcaster watching him, his every move, and somehow the move he is about to make. As the referee turns to stare back at Ray, he quickly turns his head left to not let the official know he had just been gazing at him for the longest time.

~/Jimmy Pate/~
“Damn it, Ray! Can’t you please grow up? The referee is doing his job here, that wasn’t a three count! Now can we all just be adults here and call the match?”

~/Ray White/~
“Whateverrrrr.. I’m sure Darnezy will pin that clown for the full three sometime very, very soon.”

With that major distraction from Ray, people are only starting to notice that Darnez has rolled off of Tripp and is now stalking him with the same lead pipe Tripp had tried to bash his skull in with just moments before. The Streak Ender re-grips the pipe, over and over, just wishing for Tripp to get back to his own vertical base; his wish seems to be coming true. The Rated HXC Superstar gets to a knee and pumps a fist to the ground before pushing all his weight to his feet, rising up to his full stance. Darnez smirks, knowing that now is the perfect chance to strike a dazed opponent. He rears the pipe back steadily before swinging it back forward just as Tripp had been turning around. The solid lead pip meets The ICW Icon right in the ribs as he quickly falls to his knees, but the crafty veteran of the ring swings his right arm up swiftly as now it was Darnez’s turn to get his balls spiked. He too falls to the ground in pain as Tripp lay on the mat clutching his ribs and Darnez squirms around the squared circle holding onto his testicles, but with that shot one can only wonder how many balls are left in the sack, in a sense.

~/Ray White/~
“Oh no! Poor Darnezy .. do you think if I kiss them..”

~/Jimmy Pate/~
“God no! Ray shut up, please, for the love of god and everyone who can hear you, just stop!”

~/Ray White/~
“Why are you such a downer, JP?”

~/Jimmy Pate/~
“Because not everyone wants to hear about what you want to do with a superstar in his and your free time. If you want to, great.. well not really great, it’s still not right.. but yeah, just keep it private.”

~/Ray White/~
“Well I’m sorry you don’t support my way of life, Jimmy.”

~/Jimmy Pate/~
“Ugh, it’s not that, I’d just be happy if you wouldn’t talk like that on air..”

The two commentators babble on as now the referee now checks each man and then asks if they can keep going, both answer with a yes, one man’s voice now more high pitched than the others, but none the less the match will continue. Tripp is on the move, as he begins to pull his body towards the bottom rope for a little help to get back to his feet as that lead pipe shot to the ribs had to do a decent amount of damage. Whilst on the other side of the ring where Darnez had squirmed to, he looks for some help back to his feet from the lead pipe which he has now stood end to end onto the mat to use as a cane or just a brace for some assistance for vertical leverage. The ICW Icon has now reached the bottom rope as Darnez has now already gotten himself up and standing straight. The Master of Rant now furiously makes his way over to where Tripp lies helplessly by the bottom rope before slowly raising the lead pipe which he had helped himself up with over his head. While Darnez is lifting the pipe Tripp swiftly rolls over to his back before swinging his right leg up, hit foot now meets the lead pipe as it roars towards Darnez’s face as it smashes firmly into his forehead causing him to drop the weapon and stumble back a few steps.


~/Jimmy Pate/~
"Oh wow, you could actually hear that contact from the lead pipe! I’m surprised Darnez wasn’t laid out by it to be honest with you."

~/Ray White/~
"I’m not, word is Darnez can stand many shots to the face."

~/Jimmy Pate/~
"Uhm…"

~/Ray White/~
"Not like that! Who’s the pervert now?!"

Tripp now helps himself to his feet as Darnez is dazed indefinitely from that lead pipe shot to the forehead. The Rated HXC Superstar grabs onto the top rope from the ground and pulls himself from his knees to his feet, though a bit wobbly at first, Tripp straightens himself out and looks ready for a real fight now. He then places himself into a three point stance in the corner of the ring before he charges at Darnez, like a train going full speed ahead, as he spreads his arms out to form a full “T” with his body before crashing into The Streak Ender at top speed, planting him down onto the ground with a viscous spear, the Nightmare spear to be exact. Both men lay on the ground once again in this match up as it seems that has been the theme the whole night so far. Tripp lay on his side cradling his ribs once again as that spear had most likely reinjured them from that dominant impact. Darnez, as if the two superstars had planned this over, lay on the right side of his body while Tripp groans in pain on his left but none the less The Master of Rant is holding his ribs in pain as well. The competitors move about in pain, while the fans break out into a “Let’s Go Tripp” chant like they had done while The Rated HXC Superstar was making his entrance. Fans once again begin to stomp their feet and bash their weapons onto their chairs, the barrier rail, floor, anything they can to make the chant even louder. Tripp, who now starts to feel like Sylvester Stalone’s Rocky character, rolls over to his knees while he fumbles around to find something to grab onto for a bit of assistance to get up and continue this grueling match at EVPW’s newest Pay Per View, Ragnarok.

~/Ray White/~
"No! Shut up you morons, Tripp’s going out with a loss tonight!"

~/Jimmy Pate/~
"Come on, Ray. Both of these great superstars have a good shot at winning, it’s nearly impossible to call it apart and if you can, you’re a better man than me."

~/Ray White/~
"Well don’t be so hard on yourself, JP.. I’m a better man then nearly every single man on this planet.. besides Darnezy, Id let him be number one anytime."

~/Jimmy Pate/~
"I thought you said you were done making comments like that! Oh whatever, I give up. Just get back to calling the action IN the ring, alright Ray?"

~/Ray White/~
"Yeah, sure sure, whatever. I think you’re just jealous of all the attention I’m giving Darnez, are you feeling left out little guy?"

Jimmy Pate shivers at the thought of Ray making him feel “included” in any way, shape, or form. He looks extremely sickened by the whole commentary coming out of him the whole match, but the night must go on regardless. By this time, Tripp has found his footing as Darnez propped himself up in the corner turnbuckle while physical evidence points to him still being a tad bit overcome by the nightmare spear Tripp had laid him out with. The ICW Icon runs his hand over the rope as he begins making his way towards the dazed opponent before reaching his intended destination and pulling back his right arm high and tight prior to letting is fly forward with great velocity as he punched Darnez square in the gut. Shot after shot begin to rain down on Darnez, as what he had done to Tripp at the beginning of the match with the stomps except he’s getting the same punishment now in the form of fists. After the heavy fists to the gut of The Streak Ender start to get old, Tripp jogs away before he reaches the opposite corner turnbuckle of Darnez’s current one. He then begins to run straight for him with the aggressiveness of a stampede he leaps in mid air and begins to descend onto where Darnez rests in the corner. Unfortunately for The Rated HXC Superstar, and his fan base, Darnez is able to dodge this splash attempt as he had quickly stepped aside causing Tripp to land on the ring post face first as he bounces off and onto his stomach in the middle of the ring.

~/Jimmy Pate/~
"A great dodge by Darnez! Tripp had no way of stopping his moment while he was in the air."

~/Ray White/~
"Mhm, mhm! I told you Darnez had this thing in the bag. He could take on Vlad and pin him for the quick one two three."

~/Jimmy Pate/~
"Well Im not so sure about that, Ray, but I am sure that this is one hell of a match so far!"

~/Ray White/~
"Yeah, I’m not so sure of that either, I just thought he’d like hearing he had such a good chance against Vlady Wady. But whatever, atleast he has this match under his belt.. where I’d love to be.."

~/Jimmy Pate/~
"Damn it, Ray!"

Ray giggles at Jimmy Pate disgust as Darnez taunts Tripp and his loyal fans by pointing at where he lay and wiping his hands together to show he’s just mop up work, nothing of that great competition. Post to the action he walks over to Tripp’s lifeless body before dropping to his knees, looking for a pin cover, or so we think. The Master of Rant rolls The ICW Icon’s body over to his back before hesitating; his eyes are now gleaming with evil ideas. He stands back up before walking over to where the chair rests on the mat. The Streak Ender bends at the knees as he picks up the chair, a nice spot to sit for some, and a violent flesh tearing weapon to others, I bet everyone knows Darnez isn’t going to place it down and have a seat. No, No, he wants this day to completely belong to him by the crushed and mangled body of Tripp on display for all of the miserable fans of EVPW to cry over. He picks the chair up over his head and begins his approach on Tripp, like a plane making an emergency landing, he doesn’t flinch as this needs to be the perfect shot. Darnez reaches the place where The Rated HXC Superstar still rests on the mat, motionless. He then sets the chair in motion, swinging it back down from over his head as it looks as if he will slam the solid chair over the back of Tripp’s dreadlocked head.

~/Jimmy Pate/~
"OH MY GOD!"

TBCB Darnez

[Darnez FC]

The steel chair, acting as the Streak Ender's instrument of Vengeance, crashes into the back of the ICW Icon's skull, folding itself around it as impact is made. The sound of steel meeting skull echo throughout the small, yet sold-out, arena. The Master of the Rant, with a look of sheer hatred across his face, releases his clamp-like grip upon the steel weapon and lets it drop to the canvas with a slight clunk, before bending over to get a good lock on the dreads of his rival. The Trippy One, looking to be all but knocked out, acts as dead weight for his former partner, hindering his progress as to dragging him toward the bottom rope. Although Darnez has some difficulty, he is finally able to drag his unconscious opponent to the bottom rope, before placing his head on the other side of said ropes. After giving Tripp a few closed fist shots to the back of the head, to further add to his seemingly unconscious state, Darnez returns to his full vertical base and steps through the ropes onto the apron, before plodding over to the nearby turnbuckle, ascending it with little difficulty at all. As he makes it to the top of the steel pole, he slowly raises himself up, getting his entire body standing completely straight, before using this stance to propel himself in the direction of his former Kure Compadre, protruding his knee out in mid-air to act as the catalyst to the destruction of Tripp's skull. The knee hits Tripp square and true in the back of the head, sending the victim slowly slipping out of the ring and onto the thin mats below. The Streak Ender, after connecting with the move, lands awkwardly on the outside, almost breaking his arm with the impact he made with the floor below. As he gradually returns to his feet, he grasps at his left arm with his right hand, slowly moving it around, to try and get the blood flowing back into it again as he looks to make his next offensive flurry.

Jimmy Pate:
"Looks like Darnez is favoring his left arm after that awkward landing Ray"

Ray White:
"A lesser man would've called it quits after such a bad landing, but not Darnez, he always pushes through the pain and keeps on fighting, showing his sheer resilience to pain"

Jimmy Pate:
"Yes well, at either rate, it seems to be bothering him, and that could hurt him in the long run"

The FC of wrestling walks over to his fallen opponent, slowly surveying the damage he has laid upon him with his eyes. After this short survey, Darnez again looks to move Tripp around against his will, bending down again to hook his right arm underneath the neck of the ICW Icon, before, with a degree of difficulty, pulling him back to his feet with a modified headlock maneuver. As the Self Proclaimed Future of EVPW looks to move Tripp around the arena, he finds himself struggling, as the ICW Legend is still very much out of it, and isn't supporting his own weight, forcing Darnez to literally carry all the load. A few moments later, the Australian Native is able to lug his Wisconsin-living opponent a few metres forward before using the tight headlock to fling his unknowing adversary into the barricade. Tripp hits the barricade back-first, although you wouldn't know if it hurt him or not, as he shows no signs of consciousness. The Streak Ender, satisfied with the fact that his current enemy is in absolutely no shape to fight, or even make it back to his feet, takes his time in assessing the lovely weapons the ringside fans have brought for this match. After rejecting a steel chair, a skateboard, and a plank of wood, Darnez settles upon a small TV, roughly fifteen inches in size, and seizes it from its former owner, before snidely thanking him for his "gift". The man from Perth makes a deliberate walk in the direction of his fallen opponent, casting a shadow over him. The Streak Ender, in somewhat of a cocky and drama-enhancing manner, slowly raises the Television above his head, scowling at his former friend as he does so, prior to swinging the electrical device down, looking to crush whatever is left of Tripp's skull. However, the Trippy One, surprisingly to everyone, is quick to roll out of the way of the incoming broadcasting device, letting it crash into the floor beside him. Darnez, still feeling the effects of shock, and some slight pain in his arm, isn't able to quickly follow up this failed offense, and is instead almost frozen, allowing Tripp to use his quick reflexes to return to a vertical base and throw down some heavy rights and lefts, pushing the larger man back, prior to hooking his arm around the neck of the big man and forcing it underneath his armpit and swinging his entire body clockwise and allowing it to drop to the floor, hitting Darnez FC with a swinging neckbreaker on the thin padded mats below, something the fans are in approval of, cheering this latest offensive flurry most loudly.

Jimmy Pate:
"Looks like Darnez FC's cocky attitude got the better of him in that exchange, which allowed Tripp to quickly evade the TV attack and steal the momentum from his former Kure Partner"

Ray White:
"That wasn't fair! Stupid Tripp was playing possum! Thats not honorable at all! Thats basically cheating!"

Jimmy Pate:
"Oh please, if Darnez had did it, you would've called it "Smart-thinking", but since Tripp did it, its cheating"

Ray White:
"Yep, thats pretty much right JP"

Jimmy Pate:
"You and your double-standards never cease to amaze me"

Ray White:
"Darnez' sexy body never ceases to amaze me either"

Jimmy Pate:
"Eurgh, just go back to proper colour commentating Ray, enough with the out-of-place comments"

Ray White:
"Oh you know you love my out-of-place comments, and so does management apparently, otherwise I would have been fired ages ago"

Jimmy Pate:
"Yeah yeah whatever, just get back to calling the match"

Tripp, now with the advantage, looks to keep it by any means possible. He quickly mounts his former friend before tightening his hands into fists. He then drives them, one after another, into the, as Ray would say, sexy facial features of the FC of Wrestling, causing Darnez to bleed from the nose in the process. After his punching offense is complete, Tripp brings his hands together into a giant mallet-like weapon, smashing Darnez' face in with vicious axe-handles in the process. Finished with his stiff shots, Tripp unclasps his hands and returns back to his feet, Darnez and his hair in tow, rolling him, and then himself, back into the ring via the bottom rope. The ICW Icon then swiftly lunges on top of Darnez' ostensibly broken body into a pin cover attempt, hooking both legs with both of his arms. The referee, paying very close attention, quickly slides down onto his hands and knees before raising his hand up in preparation to count the pin attempt. The fans are ready to chant the count along with the referee.
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Two...
Thr- No! Darnez, out of pure instinct, gets his right shoulder off of the ring canvas in time, much to the chagrin of the crowd, with some of them booing the Australian Native. Tripp, a wily ring veteran, doesn't let this get to him, and instead of arguing with the referee about the close count, continues with his offense. He crawls close to the steel chair, and object which was broken over his own head, and with an outstretched arm, pulls it in closer to his body. He subsequently follows this action up by carefully placing the steel object over the dome of his downed opponent, being sure that it covers most of his cranium, before shooting back to his feet and running over toward the ring ropes, being sure to jump over Darnez as he begins, not wanting to Trip over him and thus make himself look like a fool. After twisting his body around to successfully push himself off of the ring ropes, Tripp uses the forward momentum he has gained to leap into the air, diving in the direction of the Streak Ender before dropping his ax-like hands onto the surface of the broken and battered chair, delivering a sharp shot to the skull of The Master of the Rant. Even though he hurt his fists slightly by using this maneuver, Tripp looks to keep the offensive advantage by quickly returning to his vertical base rather swiftly, before plotting his next move.

Jimmy Pate:
"Looks like all the eggs are in Tripp's basket now, Darnez can't seem to counter any of these quick strikes"

Ray White:
"Knowing my Darnez, he is just biding his time, don't you worry"

After thinking about his next move for a few moments, whilst stalking the body of the Self Proclaimed Future of EVPW, an idea seems to pop into the head of the ICW Icon. He rushes out of the ring and to ringside, before scanning the crowd, looking for a specific weapon, one he may have seen before. Once he has done a complete scan, he sees the object he wishes to use, the large baseball bat, slathered in honey, with Glass protruding out of its sides. He takes it from the overjoyed fan before lifting it into the air with one hand, showing all the fans in attendance the weapon that will bring about the demise of the leader of Doom Desire, Darnez FC. He slowly slides back into the ring, being careful as to not harm himself with the grand object. He quickly spots his foe, who has a groggy look about him, on both of his knees, having alot of difficulty getting back to his feet. The ICW Legend saunters over to his former friend, the bat dragging along behind him, standing over the cocky prick in a sign of pure power. He, ever so slowly, raises the bat, with both hands, right above his head, bringing about all the energy he can muster into this last blow by stalling the inevitable shot, all the while the crowd is in an absolute frenzy. As he is ready to cast the bat across his rival's face, a quivering blow is felt within the smolder of his back, causing him to lose the grip he had on the object and drop down to his knees. The person responsible for this is the Mysterious Woman, who had recovered from the attack she had received earlier at the hands of Tripp and was simply looking to return the favor, utilizing a steel chair to get her revenge. She is soon turned into the source of the fans anger, getting a "Bitch" chant directed at her. Ignoring the chant of the fans, The Mysterious Woman relinquishes the grip on the steel chair and instead opts to launch herself at the nearby ropes before making her return Trip and blasting Tripp in the face with a devastating kick, one which is named the bicycle kick, causing his head to ring and subsequently fall completely down onto the canvas. Darnez, still not all with it, spots the fallen body of his opponent and simply drops his body on top of it, initiating a pin-fall attempt. The referee gets down onto his hands and knees to count the pinfall. The fans reluctantly count along with the referee.

Jimmy Pate:
"DAMN THAT MYSTERIOUS WOMAN! SHE IS GOING TO WIN THE MATCH FOR HER CULT LEADER, AND HE BARELY KNOWS WHAT IS GOING ON TO BEGIN WITH!"

Ray White:
"Oh boo-hoo JP, the match is NO DQ, so, anything is allowed to happen"

Jimmy Pate:
"I know that Ray, but to win this match like this would be absolutely cheap. This rivalry is between Tripp and Darnez, not Tripp, Darnez and that Mysterious Woman"

Ray White:
"Buh, a wins a win, no matter how it comes about JP. If Darnez doesn't deliver the final blow, it doesn't matter, he still pins his opponent and wins the match, same if someone helped Tripp to win, he gets the pin, he gets the victory, and in the end, the ends justify the means JP"

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TBC (Sorry for such a late post, I was lacking inspiration earlier on, and plus, the house was always full of people and I had to entertain some of them, so I was also distracted.)

[Darnez FC]

OOC: Tripp gave me permission to post this

Thr- No! Tripp, showing that he has the heart of a lion, flings his left shoulder off of the canvas before the referee can complete his count. This stuns everyone in the arena, who go into a frenzy of cheers, thinking that the kick of the Mysterious Woman had indeed ended the bout. The Mysterious Woman seems to be the most shocked by this surprising kick-out, as her face details. She doesn't let this temporarily paralyze her though, instead, it drives her mad. She stomps over toward where Tripp and Darnez lay, almost side-by-side, rolls the Streak Ender out of the way, and grips Tripp's dreadlocks with her hands, which go white at the sheer force the Woman is applying to this certain grip, and drags him back to a vertical base. Before she can even begin some form of offense however, the ICW Icon is able to recover at the right moment, breaking her grip on his hair with his arms, prior to laying a beat-down on her with tightly clenched fists, forever pushing her back into the ropes. Once the Mysterious one is seemingly punch-drunk, only keeping herself up with her arm which is draped across the top ring-rope, the ICW Legend quickly shuffles back before propelling his right leg out into her face, with a sidekick stance to boot, knocking her over the top-rope and onto the floor via the HxCv2, sending the crowd into a "Lets go Tripp!" Chant

Jimmy Pate:
"Looks like the Mysterious Woman will no longer be a factor in this match Ray"

Ray White:
"Bah! Darnez doesn't need her anyway, he'll still end up beating Tripp all by himself!"

The Mysterious Tripp, looking to end this contest once and for all, quickly returns his attention back to his Kure ending partner, who still seems to be out of it from Tripp's previous offensive flurry earlier in the contest, only managing to get to one knee as the Trippy One fought off the Bodyguard of Doom Desire. The ICW Legend hoists his arm underneath his opponent's, bringing him back to his feet, before clamping down on the wrist of said opponent with both hands and looking to Irish-Whip him in the direction of the turnbuckle. Darnez however, has other plans, and is able to counter the Irish-Whip into one of his own, sending the ICW Icon into the corner instead. The Streak Ender then looks to steal the momentum back from his enemy by charging at him while he is still relatively dazed by the counter, however, Tripp is able to hoist his legs up quickly, forcing them into the face of the Master of the Rant, sending him back in the other direction, grabbing at his nose all the while. The man from Wisconsin then looks to continue riding this wave of momentum by ascending the turnbuckle from inside the ring, slowly stepping up to its peak whilst keeping an eye on his opponent. He stares at his prey intently, waiting for the opportune moment to strike, before launching himself toward his victim, like a rocket. Darnez however, almost as if he was expecting it the whole time, is able to move himself slightly underneath the flying Tripp before jumping off of the canvas and, in mid-air, hoisting his arm around the neck of the Trippy One, bringing him down, face first, into the base of the Honey-Slathered, Glass projecting baseball bat, busting him open quite profusely. The fans in attendance, hating Darnez but loving the counter, simply chant "EVPW" in response, not wanting to give the Streak Ender a sense of accomplishment with this maneuver he pulled out of his arse, which, in normal circumstances, would be called the Cash Flow. The Self Proclaimed Future of EVPW crawls into the cover, hooking the outside leg in the process. The referee gets into position to count the pinfall, with the crowd reluctantly preparing to chant it.

Ray White:
"YES! YES! YES! The Cash Flow! Darnez is going to win this one now JP!"

Jimmy Pate:
"I must admit, that was a hell of a counter by Darnez, and I wouldn't be surprised if it actually ended the match"

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Three...!

Lizzie Morna:
"Ladies and Gentleman, your winner by pinfall, DARNEZ FC!"

The referee, hearing Lizzie announce Darnez as the winner, grabs his arm and extends it into the air, with the Streak Ender in no shape to brush him off. As "Gold Medal" echoes throughout the arena, The Master of the Rant gets back to his feet before sliding out of the ring and collecting the Mysterious Woman from ringside before helping her backstage, with the majority of the crowd booing their exit. With Darnez' music cutting out as he heads backstage, Tripp regains his composure somewhat, able to get to one knee before staring out into the crowd. Although he did not win this match, and he is bleeding like a stuffed pig, the crowd show their respect for the ICW Legend by chanting "Thankyou Tripp!" Constantly, letting the Legend soak in all the emotion and electricity in the building before being asked to take his leave.

Jimmy Pate:
"Now thats respect right there Ray. Tripp might not have won the match, but he put on a hell of a fight, and these fans respect him in kind"

Ray White:
"I must admit JP, I was finding Tripp slightly attractive during the match"

Jimmy Pate:
"Well, i'm sure he'll be glad to hear that when he gets a chance to watch this match on tape or something"

As Tripp climbs the entrance ramp, possibly for the final time, he constantly peers out into the crowd, remembering how awesome it feels to compete in an arena, entertaining fans the world over. When he makes it to the top of the stage, he waves out to the crowd, taking one last chance to soak in all the admiration, before making his exit to the backstage area.

EoM