Post by TPK/Acid on Aug 12, 2009 22:46:11 GMT -4
Die Hard Wrestling Alliance comes back from commercial and the camera pans around the ringside area showing a multitude of signs from the somewhat docile fans, suddenly....
The fans erupt in a chorus of cheers as the music of The People's Champ fills the air, a few short moments pass before The Rock strides from behind the velvety curtain and makes his way to the stage area.
Tazz: Oh man, it's Da Rock Ross!
JR: The People's Champ is definitely on the scene Tazz, and after hearing Stone Cold Steve Austin earlier i'm sure Rocky is going to have something to say.
The Rock slowly looks from side to side scanning the audience through his dark sunglasses, once The Rock completes his scan he rolls his shoulders and looks into the camera while raising his eyebrow. The Rock slowly walks down the narrow ramp leading down to the ring talking smack almost the entire time, once at the bottom of the ramp he quickly scales the steel steps leading up to the ring apron. The Rock walks to the ring post across the apron and stands on the middle rope before popping his right fist up in the air and looking to his the left and then quickly to the right as he steps down and ducks in through the ring ropes and into the ring. Rocky slowly walks to mid ring where he proceeds to pace back and forth for a moment while taking in the crowd's reaction, The Rock stops in his tracks and extends his hand to Lillian Garcia who hands him her mic, he quickly snatches the mic from the beautiful ring announcer and turns to face the entrance ramp as Lillian exits the ring and makes her way to her position by the time keeper's table.
Tazz: Man Ross, listen to that crowd. The Rock is making a big splash so far in DHWA! I can't wait to see Rock vs Austin again!
JR: Well Tazz, I can tell you right now that it's going to be a real slobber knocker! Austin and Rock always bring the house down when they get in the ring and I don't expect this time to be any different.
The Rock stands in the middle of the ring and grips the mic tightly in his right hand, he then brings the mic above his head and looks up to the house lights as a Rocky chant fills the arena.
The Rock: Finally....The Rock has come back! To Philadelphia, Pennsylvania!
The Rock quickly drops his head and lowers the mic as the fans go nuts having just heard Rocky say the name of their beloved city. The Rock waits for them to die down a bit and then continues on.
The Rock: Stone Cold Steve Austin, The Rock hears you think you can just come into the people's ring and lay the smack down on yours truly! NUH UH!
Crowd: WHAT!?
The Rock: No way, no how. The Rock says that you should know you're role Stone Cold! The Rock says...that you should SHUT YOUR DAMN HOLE! We are in Philadelphia a town famous for another "Rocky" well unlike Stallone in Rocky one The Rock isn't going to show up for the fight only to have his monkey ass whipped!
JR: Oh wow! Listen to those fans Tazz, they sure turned on The Rock in a hurry!
Tazz: What do you expect Ross, Rocky is like a hero to these people.
The Rock: Oh you didn't like that?
Crowd: WHAT!?
The Rock: IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOU LIKE! The Rock would have showed up and layed the smack right down on Apollo Creed, and then The Rock would have gone on to make his way through each and every jabroni in the Rocky series all in one movie!
Crowd: WHAT!?
The Rock: That's just what The Rock has in store for Stone Cold tonight! The Rock is going to march down the people's ramp, climb into the people's ring, and when the dust settles and that smoke clears, The Rock is going to be Walking Tall right smack dab in the middle of the people's ring with his arm raised high! The Rock is then going to look at the goon in the zebra shirt standing next to him as he takes The Rock's hand and holds it high in the air, then The Rock is going back to that locker room where he is going to get him some of the people's pie...IF YA SMELL WHAT THE ROCK!
Crowd: Is Cookin'!
The Rock: No no no HELL NO! You don't just chime in and steal The Rock's thunder, not after sitting there and chanting (Mocking Stone Cold) "What!?" the entire damn time The Rock is talking. (Clears throat and looks down into the camera whilst giving The People's Eyebrow) IS COOKIN!
The Rock's music hits once again as "The People's Champ" exits the ring and walks backwards up the ramp for a few moments, he cocks his head to the side and cracks a cheesy grin as the scene fades to black.
EoT
Comments always welcomed
The fans erupt in a chorus of cheers as the music of The People's Champ fills the air, a few short moments pass before The Rock strides from behind the velvety curtain and makes his way to the stage area.
Tazz: Oh man, it's Da Rock Ross!
JR: The People's Champ is definitely on the scene Tazz, and after hearing Stone Cold Steve Austin earlier i'm sure Rocky is going to have something to say.
The Rock slowly looks from side to side scanning the audience through his dark sunglasses, once The Rock completes his scan he rolls his shoulders and looks into the camera while raising his eyebrow. The Rock slowly walks down the narrow ramp leading down to the ring talking smack almost the entire time, once at the bottom of the ramp he quickly scales the steel steps leading up to the ring apron. The Rock walks to the ring post across the apron and stands on the middle rope before popping his right fist up in the air and looking to his the left and then quickly to the right as he steps down and ducks in through the ring ropes and into the ring. Rocky slowly walks to mid ring where he proceeds to pace back and forth for a moment while taking in the crowd's reaction, The Rock stops in his tracks and extends his hand to Lillian Garcia who hands him her mic, he quickly snatches the mic from the beautiful ring announcer and turns to face the entrance ramp as Lillian exits the ring and makes her way to her position by the time keeper's table.
Tazz: Man Ross, listen to that crowd. The Rock is making a big splash so far in DHWA! I can't wait to see Rock vs Austin again!
JR: Well Tazz, I can tell you right now that it's going to be a real slobber knocker! Austin and Rock always bring the house down when they get in the ring and I don't expect this time to be any different.
The Rock stands in the middle of the ring and grips the mic tightly in his right hand, he then brings the mic above his head and looks up to the house lights as a Rocky chant fills the arena.
The Rock: Finally....The Rock has come back! To Philadelphia, Pennsylvania!
The Rock quickly drops his head and lowers the mic as the fans go nuts having just heard Rocky say the name of their beloved city. The Rock waits for them to die down a bit and then continues on.
The Rock: Stone Cold Steve Austin, The Rock hears you think you can just come into the people's ring and lay the smack down on yours truly! NUH UH!
Crowd: WHAT!?
The Rock: No way, no how. The Rock says that you should know you're role Stone Cold! The Rock says...that you should SHUT YOUR DAMN HOLE! We are in Philadelphia a town famous for another "Rocky" well unlike Stallone in Rocky one The Rock isn't going to show up for the fight only to have his monkey ass whipped!
JR: Oh wow! Listen to those fans Tazz, they sure turned on The Rock in a hurry!
Tazz: What do you expect Ross, Rocky is like a hero to these people.
The Rock: Oh you didn't like that?
Crowd: WHAT!?
The Rock: IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOU LIKE! The Rock would have showed up and layed the smack right down on Apollo Creed, and then The Rock would have gone on to make his way through each and every jabroni in the Rocky series all in one movie!
Crowd: WHAT!?
The Rock: That's just what The Rock has in store for Stone Cold tonight! The Rock is going to march down the people's ramp, climb into the people's ring, and when the dust settles and that smoke clears, The Rock is going to be Walking Tall right smack dab in the middle of the people's ring with his arm raised high! The Rock is then going to look at the goon in the zebra shirt standing next to him as he takes The Rock's hand and holds it high in the air, then The Rock is going back to that locker room where he is going to get him some of the people's pie...IF YA SMELL WHAT THE ROCK!
Crowd: Is Cookin'!
The Rock: No no no HELL NO! You don't just chime in and steal The Rock's thunder, not after sitting there and chanting (Mocking Stone Cold) "What!?" the entire damn time The Rock is talking. (Clears throat and looks down into the camera whilst giving The People's Eyebrow) IS COOKIN!
The Rock's music hits once again as "The People's Champ" exits the ring and walks backwards up the ramp for a few moments, he cocks his head to the side and cracks a cheesy grin as the scene fades to black.
EoT
Comments always welcomed
