Ironman Plus: Hyper Elf vs TPK

[TPK/Acid]

The audience is on their seats after an epic Dragon's Rage Title bout when Sweating Bullets by Meagadeth hits the PA quickly souring the otherwise pleasant mood. TPK comes slowly walking out onto the stage a fake lightsaber in his left hand, the fans see this and kind of chuckle prompting TPK to swing it wildly with a frustrated look on his face.

Andrew: The Following is an Ironman Plus Match, and is scheduled for...forty-three minutes and eighteen seconds, introducing first from The Asylum. Standing six feet two inches tall and weighing in at two hundred and forty-five pounds, they are The Psycho KID!

TPK stops swinging his fake lightsaber and shoots his head from side to side learing at the inhabitants of the Solid Core Arena, after a few moments of awkward silence TPK swiftly walks down the ramp and towards the ring.

Trix: Well, I've got to say this one is going to be....GREAT! I mean think about it! HYPER ELF! THE PSYCHO KID!...E...P...I...C......EPIC!

Sang: Yes Trix, I can spell. And I have to admit i'm in agreement here, both of these guys can really work a ring.

Trix: Well, The Psycho Kid has made it to the bottom of the ramp....and wait, what the fuck? He's just standing there waiting at the bottom of the ramp holding that fake light sword.

TPK motions for his music to stop and just stands there holding the fake lightsaber as he stares at the top of the ramp waiting for Hyper Elf to make his way out.

Sang: If I had to guess...looks like he is going to try to get a few shots in with that before that match starts, you know so he doesn't waste the points on DQ's after the bell has rung.

TBC by Hyper

Score:
Hyper Elf - O TPK - O

[Hyperelf]

YOU THINK YOU KNOW ME

The quick and sudden catchphrase disturbs the quietness that filled the ring. The anticipation of the energetic Elf caused the roar from the crowd to jump even higher than usual. After a few seconds of his familiar theme song (Never Gonna Stop) by Rob Zombie, he was finally spotted at the top of the ramp. The audience on their feet as he gazed out into the Addicts through his blue shades.

Andrew: And his opponent, weighing in tonight at 231 pounds, and hailing from San Francisco California. He is the most energetic man in sports entertainment, Hyper Elf!

He pans the crowd's reactions before turning toward his opponent. His expression became expressionless as he throws back one side of his long black trenchcoat, pulling out just a handle. He swings it into the air, extending the blue plastic to its fullest extent, and pressing down the red button to trigger the low lights inside his fake lightsaber. Each fellow swing made the plastic sword make a swoosh noise from the handle. He takes his time down the ramp, approaching his nemesis.

Trix: Oh man, looks like we have a showdown here tonight. We are totally going to have a lightsaber duel!

Sang: And it looks like both men are extremely serious about this.

tbc TPK

[TPK/Acid]

Hyper quickly removes his trenchcoat and lets his fall to the middle of the ramp, TPK sees him coming and presses the button on his lightsaber making it glow a bright red. The sound tech, who is obviously a Star Wars fan, cuts Hyper's music and replaces it with Duel of the Fates which really sets the scene nicely. Hyper rushes down the ramp his saber at it's ready, TPK sees this and rushes toward him.

Sang: They are actually going to do this? What in the hell, this is just...what the fuck!?

Trix: USE FORCE LIGHTNING!...err, sorry habit.

TPK and Hyper meet and slam their swords into one another making a slight thud as plastic meets plastic, both men pull back and then quickly go in for nother shot, once again meeting saber against saber. The battle grows more and more intense by the moment and the crowd is eating it up, every once in awhile one of the two men come very close to hitting the other but the other man either twists out of the way or jumps back, finally Hyper Elf gets the upper hand when he pushes TPK onto his back and advances toward him as TPK scoots backwards down the ramp.

Trix: Ah come on TPK, GET HIM! USE THE FORCE PSYCHO!

Upon hearing Trix shreik this out TPK rolls to his side just in time to avoid getting stricken by Hyper's blade, he then gets to his knees and hops up where he quickly spins to the side and strikes Hyper in the back of the neck with his saber, the fans applaud loudly as the two men drops swords and sprint for the ring both entering it at roughly the same time, the ref not wanting to waste any more time than already had been wasted signals for the bell which resonates throughout the arena.

Sang: Finally! Odd concept, wrestling in a...WRESTLING MATCH! Now we have a full forty-three minutes and eighteen seconds to see these guys tear one another limb from limb

Duel of the Fate's dies down and TPK is caught by surprise when Hyper quickly plows forward and lands a sharp right elbow into TPK's face, TPK staggers back and comes back with an elbow of his own. Hyper gets a crazy look in his eyes and thrusts his leg out slamming his right foot into TPK's belly bending him over, Hyper then grabs TPK's head and tucks it under his armpit, he then hooks his leg behind TPK's and sweeps his leg out from under him as he falls to his back driving the top of his opponent's head viciously into the mat with a thud.

Sang: Did you see that? The Psycho Kid was already starting to fall when Hyper snapped back, that had to put a little bit of extra oomph on the move.

Trix: DDT! Oh what a DDT! Hyper looks PISSED! I wouldn't want to be in the ring with that right now, but I know The Psycho Kid, and this is right where HE wants to be.

Hyper Elf sits up and stares down at TPK, he lets the images of TPK smashing donuts run through his mind causing him to grow more and more angry, finally Hyper snaps, he rises to his feet and slowly glances around, he thinks for a moment about what he is about to do but decides the risk is worth the reward. Hyper quickly exits the ring and reaches under the ring pulling out the very same barbed wire wrapped chair TPK had used to smash Hyper's "Friends" a few nights ago.

Sang: That is the chair The Psycho Kid used to destroy a plate of donuts, I can tell because there is still jelly all over the thing. The beauty of the whole thing is, Hyper can use that chair all he wants, as long as he is able to make back the points by the end of the match.

Trix: I know! But you have to form a strategy here, say he does use that and ends up losing this match by a single point. He would be really hating himself for using that chair then.

Sang: I honestly don't think he cares about that right now, only thing on The Elf's mind is getting a little justice...DONUT STYLE!

He eyes a bit of jelly on the chair and slowly licks it getting a huge pop from the crowd, Hyper then slides in the ring chair in hand where the ref quickly steps in front of him, Hyper tries to move around him but the ref keeps blocking his way warning him he'll get DQd if he uses the weapon. TPK sits up and sees this going on, he smiles coyly to himself and brings himself to a stand, he taunts Hyper behind the ref's back which gets him even more fired up, as Hyper is figthing harder and harder to get the ref to back off TPK quickly lunges forward and leaps into the air, Hyper sees this and brings the chair up, the chair beans TPK in the head but the ref doesn't see it as he is being smashed between the two wrestlers, Hyper smiles as TPK falls to the ground at which point Hyper simply drops the weapon over the top rope and to the outside of the ring.

Trix: DQ! DQ! That's a point for The Psychotic One!

Sang: Well, it WOULD be but the ref didn't see a damn thing, he was kind of being the meat in a wrestler sandwich...probably not the first time either.

Hyper bends down and shakes the ref until he comes around, he then walks over to TPK and starts to go for the cover when TPK grabs him and rolls into a ball pinning The Elf's shoulders down to the canvas, the ref is slow to get into position but once he does he begins his count.

Trix: The Psycho Kid with a roll up here, but will it be enough!?

ONE!

Sang: He just landed face first into a hunk of barbed wire and he is the one going for a pin? Now "that" is bizarre.

TWO!

TBC

[Hyperelf]

“THR-”

Sang: And it’s a kick out at the last second.. Or is that a mini-second? I don’t know. He kicked out!

Hyper Elf immediately gets up to face his opponent with utmost hatred. Using his anger as his advantage, he grabs locks of TPK’s hair and throws a forcing close-handed fist straight into his nemesis’s face. The referee steps in and warns Hyper of his actions and to fight fairly. He shrugs it off stalking his stumbling opponent. Eventually grabbing TPK’s right arm and irish whipping the man into the opposite set of ropes, and as he returned the energetic Elf stretches out one arm for a clothesline but was instead speared to the ground by his opponent. The Psycho Kid took no time at all to lay in punch after punch into the native Doughnutavian.

Sang: Finally, we are seeing some good offensive work from the challenger. I thought he was pretty much helpless after what he did to those donuts.

Trix: Psycho Kid only shows you the tip of the iceberg. He usually has a lot more in store for his opponent’s that he doesn’t show right away.

TPK takes a step back and awaits Hyper to get up, beckoning for a second round. Hyper stares into his opponent’s eyes as he kneels to one leg wondering why he is even allowing him to get up. The two stand there staring each other down before stepping in and locking up in the center of the ring. The two struggle, trying to gain the advantage over the other one. Hyper eventually was able to swing The Psycho Kid’s arm around into a arm bar, forcing pressure into his shoulder. Yet was quickly reversed rolling on the ground to transfer the pressure over to Hyper, but instead of holding it he kicked the Energetic one in the gut and wrapped his arms around him as if to give the man a huge manly hug, and finally tosses Hyper Elf over his head. Hyper Elf’s back striking heavily into the unforgiving canvas.

Trix: Woo! Once again, Psycho Kid spots his opponents move and takes advantage! He’s like always one step ahead of him.

Sang: I am definitely impressed by TPK’s sense of technical skills in the ring.

Once again The Psycho Kid awaits Hyper Elf to get up, not wanting to take advantage of any situation at the moment, just teasing and playing or just having fun. Who knows what goes on that sick mind of his. Hyper returns to a vertical base, he shakes his hands to loosen his wrists as he plots his next move. They take a second to breath before locking up once more. Same as last time, but with a different move. Hyper was able to take advantage first throwing his feet into the air to wrap them around his opponents neck and tries for a Hurricanrana , but the sheer weight and TPK’s stance was keeping him from throwing him over to the canvas. Instead Psycho Chuckled as he positioned Hyper’s legs into the inverted Figure Four. Locking it in tight as he watches Hyper grunt and yell in agony.

Trix: Did you see that Sang? Did you see that!? Third time in a row and The Psycho Kid is still out smarting Hyper!

Sang: I do not believe it. I guess being retired for so long made him rusty, and even his mind!

Trix: And if Hyper taps, that’s going to give TPK a whopping 5 points!

Hyper Elf spots the ropes just a measly couple feet to his right as he begins to crab-walk his way over, inch by inch. Struggling through the pain and suffering he must deal with. Each few inches increased in more pain as TPK noticed his opponent trying to escape and just applying more and more pressure. Finally, with one last final deep breath, Hyper was able to stretch out his arms entirely and barely grab the ropes with the tip of his fingers. The crowd cheering loudly as their possible ‘savior’ makes it out of the deadly submission alive. TPK just laughs as he rests against a turnbuckle. Hyper rubs his legs and struggles up to his feet, knowing that his legs are a little drained after that submission.

He stares intently at TPK, wondering what goes on in that sick mind of his. The Psycho Kid moves away from the turnbuckle and awaits him in the middle of the ring. Hyper Elf wobbles over, his fingers tingling for action. Or at least just once. The Psycho Kid comes in at Hyper for the lock up, but the Energetic one refuses to lock up once again, and instead answers with a knee to the stomach. He wraps his head around the doubled over TPK and prepares for a DDT, but quickly and powerfully The Psycho Kid refused to lay down and tosses Hyper Elf over his shoulder. Hyper this time saw this tactic approaching and was already prepared for it. Thus he was some how able in his old age to flip completely over onto his feet, but ended up stumbling down to his knees from the impact of the landing to his legs. He quickly rises and rises his left foot into the air and driving into TPK’s chin just as he turned around. Psycho Kid was stunned before collapsing to the sweaty canvas.

Sang: And there it is! Finally! Hyper Elf seems to be back in the game.

Trix: I have to admit that was pretty cool!

Hyper Elf leans against the ropes, breathing heavily and proud of himself as is the fans. The crowd slowly building with a small ‘Hyper’ Chant, even though it was short lived with TPK regaining his composure and getting back up. Hyper noticed the position of where his opponent stood, and quickly thought of a move he could perform. Hyper runs nearby but to a closer set of ropes leaping up onto the second one, and then springed off dropkicking TPK. He stumbles back but doesn’t fall over as Hyper charges into to finish him off clothes lining his opponent and himself over the tope rope. Both men crashing to the outside mats in a semi-unconscious state. It was only a matter of time as the referee began counting his way up to ten.

1!

Sang: Oh man! If neither of these men get back into the ring, we could see them both earn a point!

Trix: Well, that doesn’t help anybody. They would just be exactly where they left off! Tied!

TBC TPK

[TPK/Acid]

The two men lay beside the ring as the ref's count gets closer to the magic number of ten, as the ref nears six Hyper begins to stir, he then pulls himself to a stand and brings TPK up to a stand right after, as if def to the ref's count which is now at eight Hyper snaps forward and lands a clenched fist into the side of TPK's face, TPK recoils slightly and shoots back with a punch of his own, they are quickly snapped back into reality when the ref yells ten and the bell sounds.

Sang: Both men now on the board, but it really doesn't matter as they both gained the same amount of points here. But I mean where do they go from here? I assume they get another ten count by which to get back in the ring.

Trix: OH YEAH! This shit is awesome! Hyper Elf and The Psycho Kid are both DQd but the sweet thing about it...THEY STILL GET TO FIGHT!

Hyper Elf and TPK back off of one another and look at the ref as if to ask if he had actually been counting this entire time, at this point the ref demands the two men get back in the ring before starting another count, the two men quickly scramble under the bottom rope and try to beat one another to a stand. TPK is the first up but not by much as Hyper follows right behind him, The Psychotic One pulls back like he is going to go for a punch but Hyper sees what he has planned and snaps his right leg out landing the soul of his foot into TPK's gut doubling him over, Hyper then tucks his head under his arm and hooks his right arm behind TPK's leg before lifting TPK up and bridging backwards pinning TPk's shoulders to the mat.

ONE!

Trix: Arora Borealis be damned because THAT....THAT what The Northern Lights are supposed to be like!

TWO!

Sang: Not quite the comparison i'd have made but ok whatever. He hit the move but I highly doubt he gets a pin out of it right here.

As the ref's hand is just about to hit the mat for a third time TPK narrowly manages to get his shoulder off of the mat breaking the pin attempt, Hyper drops and his back lands on the mat, he then sits up and rolls to his knees before getting up and backing into the corner at which point he holds the top rope with one hand and dips down as if setting up for a Hyperline, TPK doesn't see Hyper in the corner and gets to a stand facing away from Hyper, the fans cheer loudly as he starts to turn around at which point Hyper bursts quickly forward, TPK sees him coming at the last moment and side steps out of the way causing Hyper to continue towards the corner where he easily stops himself from ramming into the turnbuckle.

Trix: Teach saw the Hyperline coming and easily moved out of the way! But Hyper Elf has been know to pull that move out of nowhere so the question is, is he prepared to dodge it again?

Sang: No, no way. The Psycho Kid was lucky to have got out of that one, I doubt he will do it again. But what I want to see is if Hyper can dodge a Hyperline delivered by The Psycho Kid. He is so used to delivering them but how would he hold up AGAINST one? And if The Psycho Kid hits that and gets a pin...that could give him a HUGE advantage.

TPK turns on his heels to face Hyper and waits until he turns around before running toward him, as he nears Hyper he leaps into the air and propels his body forward going for yet another splash, this time though there is no chair in Hyper's hand and no ref in the way giving TPK a clean splash which causes Hyper to fall forward as soon as TPK moves to the side. TPK leers oddly down at Hyper for a moment before cocking his head to the side and laughing at which point he leans down and grabs Hyper by the hair, he gets him to his feet but is caught off guard when Hyper locks his hands behind his head and drops to his knees while ducking his head which causes TPK's chin to slam down into the top of it and snap back to the mat.

Sang: That is one hard headed sugar freak righ there, and The Psycho Kid has the throbbing chin to prove it.

Trix: It's not hard at all to see why it's called a chin breaker. Hyper has to follow up if he wants to win though, he needs to get some points on that board and make TPK work to catch up with him.

Hyper sits back on his heels and smiles as he slowly pans the crowd with his eyes getting a huge pop, Hyper knocks on the top of his head and nods before getting to his feet and making his way towards TPK, he gets his opponent to a stand and grabs his arm, he backs him into the corner and then whips him back to the other side causing TPK to slam chest first into the corner and stumble back, Hyper is close behind and jumps into the air, he turns to the side and slams the heel of his left boot into the back of TPK's head causing him to fall to the mat, his head landing on the bottom turnbuckle. Hyper gets to his feet and leaps into the corner landing with his feet landing on the ropes he crouches down and leaps up before tucking his knees under his body and falling down driving both of them into TPK's back causing his opponent to scream out in agony. Hyper at this point drags TPK away from the corner and falls down on him as the ref quickly slides over to make the count.

ONE!

Sang: Wow, holy shit that didn't look like it felt good at all, I love it!

TWO!

Trix: And people say "I'm" loud geesh! And a pin attempt to boot, does TPK have the ability to kick out after that vicious knee attack from Hyper?

THREE!

TBC

Hyper - 4 TPK - 1

[Hyperelf]

“Three points have been awarded to Hyper Elf for a successful pin!”

Sang: And the crowd is ecstatic tonight! They can not believe that Hyper got the pinfall and is now taking the lead!

Trix: Oh my god! I can’t wait to see what happens next!

Hyper Elf takes a second to breath before trying anything else. He watches TPK as he struggles to get himself up after that devastating move. Hyper smiles grabbing one foot from the Psycho one and dragged him to the center of the ring before collapsing to one knee and wrenching the foot as much as he could. TPK growls and yells in agony. Hyper yells at him to tap but his opponent refuses the offer. He wrenches harder, forcing The Psycho Kid to yell even louder. He starts to move, struggling as he digs his fingers into the canvas, trying to pull himself to the closest rope. The Energetic one denies the donut hater to sneak out of this one just yet as he drops his foot over TPK’s and drapes over his body, grabbing his neck with his arms.

Trix: Holy cow! He just transitioned an Ankle Lock into an STF! Amazing!

Sang: We could see TPK tapping here soon, and that would just increase Hyper Elf’s lead!

The Psycho one grits his teeth, enduring the pain as much as he could. Trying to stay focused on the ropes as he starts to pull himself even closer. Hyper can not believe how hard he is sustaining so much. He doesn’t wait another second and grabs his opponent’s reaching arm and pulls it back between his legs, once again his arms around Psycho Kid’s face, pulling it back even harder. The Addiction (Crossface) taking it’s toll as TPK wailing away. His body starting to close down, his muscles giving up, his eyes start to glaze over from the sheer pain that is forced over his body. He eventually went into an unconscious sleep. The audience not believing how hard this man was trying not to tap. The referee steps in and Hyper releases the hold, not wanting to cause any more pain to a once ol’ friend. The referee lifts the man’s arms once, but no reaction as his arm was released back to the mat. It was raised for a second time, but this time, there was movement in his body. There was a slight twitch in his arm, his body was kicking back into gear.

Trix: Yes! Yes! He… IS.. ALIVE!

Sang: Indeed he is Trix! Let us see what he can do now, I’m surprised Hyper didn’t keep holding that move, he might have received 5 points!

Trix: Maybe it had something to do with an old friendship? I don’t know, Hyper has seem a little emotional recently.

Hyper Elf looks pleased, but realizes his mistake and quickly shakes it off. He steps over helping up TPK to his feet, but was tricked into an uppercut to the chin causing him to stumble back. Hyper Elf try’s to retaliate with a punch, but the Psycho one was able to evade twisting his body completely in a 360 degree manner and while lifting his elbow straight into the side of The Elf’s cheek bone. TPK continues to follow his prey around the ring. He grabs Hyper by the arm and drives a foot into his gut, he curls his arm around the Doughnut legend’s neck and attempts to drive him into the mat, but Hyper Elf fights back, punching his way out, reversing the hold into his own DDT and sending TPK’s skull straight into the bloody canvas. Both men lay exhausted before retreating to their feet. Hyper Elf was up first and quickly ran over the to the set of ropes to gain momentum and comes charging full force with his arm stretched out wide. The Psycho Kid reacts quickly running two steps forward and colliding into him with his arm out in a clothesline position as well. Both men fall to the mat, laying on one another with their arms stretched out over their opponent. The referee looks at both men with a confused look. He shrugs and starts the pin account anyway.

1!

Sang: Another Tie count!? Are you serious!?

Trix: Another stalemate count! Awesome!

2!

3..OOH!

The crowd goes crazy spotting both men kicking out simultaneously. The audience now cheering for both competitors. “This is Awesome!” Hyper Elf some how managed to make it to his feet first. The sheer Will bringing him back up, he signals the end to come soon as he starts his way up the turnbuckle, slowly but surely. The Psycho Kid started to raise and spots his opponent rise on top the turnbuckle. He gains a sudden burst of energy charging up at Hyper and trying to toss him off, but the Elf fought hard, retaliating with head butt’s the skull, driving him back to the unforgiving canvas. The Hyper Elf stands up tall, signaling to the fans before lifting off. His arms stretched out as if he was attempting to fly, his head aiming straight for the ribcage when suddenly his head seemed to miss and instead ricocheted off the mat.

Trix: Yes! The Psycho Kid dodged the move by a hair! That was brilliant!

Sang: I… Guess that was. I mean, I guess so.

The Elf looks hurt as he grips his head in pain, not knowing that his doom approached as he picked himself back up to his feet. He takes a second to breath and turns around - BAM! The Psycho Kid drives his shoulder and arm into the Hyper’s lower ribs driving him back down onto his back with a thunderous like impact. TPK drapes over the semi-unconscious body of the Elf as the ref quickly slides in for the count.

1!

Trix: I don’t believe it! He hit him with the.. With the.. With the..

Sang: He hit him with the Hyperline! He hit him with his opponent’s finisher!

2!

Trix: We could see him taking the lead!

3!

Sang: He is! He is!

“Ten Points is awarded to The Psycho Kid for using his opponent’s finisher with the follow-up pin!”

TPK looks exhausted staring up at the timer which states just a little less than 5 minutes.

tbc

Hyper - 4 TPK - 11