Post by Sycho Sam on Jul 5, 2008 11:42:31 GMT -4
DonkeyDude
Finally the Commercial Ends coming back to The Final Part of Tuesday Night Shockwave. The Lights Pan Around and finally Start To Dim Out While One remains, The remaining one is tinted Blue. Then As Everyone Looks At The Curtains they don't see Curtains but they see Bushes Being Rustled.
The TitanTron Flashes On With Song Lyrics. A Long with This The PA Turns On and a new song plays around.
Let Me Ride That Donkey by 69 Boyz.
gimme that donkey but and them big ole legs
i aint to hard to beg
aint no shame in this game
im gonna break it down and beg like jane
please..please..please
let me ride that donkey donkey
let me ride that donkey donkey
let me ride that donkey donkey
let me ride that donkey donkey
let me ride that donkey donkey
let me ride that donkey donkey
please..please..please
Finally The Bushes Stop Rustling and A Maniac Figure wearing a cowboy hat, some tattered Jeans, A Ripped Singlet and A Belt Strap with a Machete and Microphone attached.
The Man On The Donkey Is Followed By The Blue Spotlight as it Chases after him in the distance trying to keep up. Then As The Donkey Is About To Ram into The Ring Donkey Dude Bends His Legs Jumping On top of Bruce his Donkey, He Then Bends Over a tad bit and Pushes off of the ground with lots of might and power landing on the mat right after the ropes.
He Then Runs forward as fast as he can and then Moments before running Into The Ropes Jumps Up Leaping off of the Top Rope landing On Bruce who had ran Under the ring.
bend on over and get buck wild
let me do that donkey jordan style
grip them hips and balls the ride
now do the bride
rock it, pop it dont stop it i wanna knock it
open up and let me come inside
take me on a donkey ride
wanna make that body jerk
aint no time to play just do it at work
cuz im a bizness man taking care of bizness
can I get a witness (yeah)
so come on over you little devil
let me take it to another level
were gonna get sick like bushwick
cause I need a donkey quick
so let me ride that donkey all the way down
I got ya making them freaky sounds
Gonna jump the freak and im up and rhymed
I don’t need a long relationship
Just hit it quit and dip
נєииα ƒσχχ
Well What an Extravagant Entrance we are seeing.
нσмєℓєšš нαяяу
Yes It is. Now Fred and George would you like to Watch too.... Very Good sit with me then.
Just gimme that donkey but and them big ole legs
i aint to hard to beg
aint no shame in this game
im gonna break it down and beg like jane
please..please..please
let me ride that donkey donkey
let me ride that donkey donkey (yeah)
let me ride that donkey donkey
let me ride that donkey donkey(yeah)
let me ride that donkey donkey
let me ride that donkey donkey(yeah)
please..please..please
Finally Donkey Dude Jumps off of Bruce sliding On the announcers Table. He Places His Cowboy Hat Down And Chucks His Mic and Machete Down. Although He Hates to think it he won't need them for this match.
Donkey Dude Spins around and Pats Bruce on the head pulling his arm down reaching into his pocket grabbing a carrot, Dominick pulls it out of his Pocket and places it in Bruce's Mouth.
Dangerous D Jumps off of the Table and moves his right foot forward then left, He continues this walking until eh reaches the edge of the ring. He Raises His Arms Grabbing Onto The Center Rope. He Pulls down on it then bends his body jumping off flying into the air then landing on The hard mat. He Walks To The Center Of The Ring Being Careful to avoid all the Light Tubes then he Extends both hands forward, then extends his Middle Finger exactly straight up and twirls around showing all members of the crowd.
נєииα ƒσχχ
Finally that wretched Music Is over. But Look at that Muscular man I hope he doesn't get hurt.
нσмєℓєšš нαяяу
Fred says that he thought you didn't like arrogant cocky heels. George and I Agreed.
OOC: Sorry I couldn't think of much for an entrance.
TBC by Sycho
Sycho Sam
Once DonkeyDude's entrance has been respectfully over, the lights in the arena go out Megadeth's Peace Sells booms through the P.A. system as the camera searches the crowd areas for Sycho Sam. The lights in the arena pulse in random colours in tune with the famous bassline. The fans are on their feet, and they get their mobiles up, hoping that Sam will enter from their side of the arena so that they can get some pictures and record his trademark entrance. The song's famous bass riff ends and song's vocals start, as Sycho Sam is seen coming out of a fire exit, with a beer can in his right hand and a singapore cane in his left hand. He is wearing a black T-Shirt that reads "FUCK EMO'S" and is wearing slightly ripped blue jeans. His shirt is sleeveless and he has white tape wrapped around his hands. The camera zooms in on his right shoulder, showing off Sam's new tatoo, a large upside down cross, covered with barbed wire and snakes. The shirt and the tatoo seems to have spawned a mixed reaction from the crowd, some of whom are booing Sam. The titantron shows clips of Sycho Sam from his various brutal matches, including the Ring of Insanity match where he dethroned two legends, and also the lyrics of the song coming up with a black background.
Andrew
Making his way to the ring, weighing in at 232 lbs, he is the Hardcore Headbanger, SYCHO SAM!!!
Jenna
Well, what a waste of a main event. Two JOBBERS are facing off in some death match. Realistically speaking, is this the only way for these so called future champions to get over?
Harry
I don't know what your talking about Jenna. This match is going to be awesome! Two crazy beer drinking dudes and a bunch of light tubes!
What do you mean, "I don't believe in God"?
I talk to him every day.
What do you mean, "I don't support your system"?
I go to court when I have to.
What do you mean, "I can't get to work on time"?
I got nothing better to do
And, what do you mean, "I don't pay my bills"?
Why do you think I'm broke? Huh?
Sycho Sam is walking down the aisles as he slightly bangs his head in tune with the music, while the fans are jumping up and down as if they are moshing at a real Megadeth concert. Sam raises his singapore cane in the air as he lights a cigarette. He inhales the smoke deeply, and allows some of the smoke to come out of his nose, creating a menacing aura around Sam. Sam has a more determined and vicious look to him now, than before. He takes out a beer can from his pocket, and raises it in the air, making it spill out into the crowd as the song's three famous lines are heard.
If there's a new way,
I'll be the first in line.
But, it better work this time.
Sam, instead of gulping down his beer and sharing it with the fans, throws it aside and he continues to walk towards the railing. This surprises some of the fans, as shown by their slight drop in enthusiasm in cheering Sam on.
Jenna
Did he have a personality change?
Harry
Yeah, he seems a bit off.
What do you mean, "I hurt your feelings"?
I didn't know you had any feelings.
What do you mean, "I ain't kind"?
I'm just not your kind.
What do you mean, "I couldn't be president, of the United States of America"?
Tell me something, it's still "We the people", right?
Sam moves further down, casually, taking his time, banging his head slightly. Sam ignores the fans who are trying to pull his shirt, and Sam almost gets stuck in the mini mosh pit the fans have created. Sam aproaches the railing and opens another beer can.
If there's a new way
I'll be the first in line,
But, it better work this time.
Sam raises his can in the air once again, but this time, he drinks it himself and bashes it on his head, before throwing it aside. Sam jumps over the railing and takes a lap around the ring, banging his head to the song's classic guitar solos. While moving around the ring, he throws his cigarette aside and throws his singapore cane into the ring. He takes out two light tubes from the ropes and looks at them, before smashing it on his head, much to the crowds delight.
Jenna
He smashed them on his head!
Harry
Well, he seems to be himself now!
Sam laughs sadistically, but the fans chant his name. He then moves over to the announcer's table and takes out a beer can while giving a dirty look to Jenna. He opens the can and raises it in the air, before throwing it to Harry, who barely catches it.
Jenna
Yes, he seems to be himself. . .now. . .
Sam then turns around, but to his surprise, and everyone else's DonkeyMan runs and jumps out of the ring, landing with a suicide dive on Sam. Donkeyman starts laying down punches on Sam as the referee rings the bell.
Harry
Here we go!
TBC by DonkeyDude/DonkeyMan whatever he is lol
DonkeyDude
Donkey Dude Hits Down With His Right Fist then Raises his left pushing forward hitting into Sycho Sam's Nose, He Repeats the Process over and over first Left Then Right, After awhile the crowd starts counting.....
1...
2...
3...
4...
5...
6...
7...
8...
9...
But as They Go To Count On To 10 Sycho Is able to get a grip on Donkey Dude's Singlet Rips, Grabbing Tight he pulls them towards himself then Extends His Knees upwards Pushing Off of the ground with His Feet, Sam Lets go of Dangerous D Pushing him as hard as he can Making Donkey Dude Fly Backwards Into A Light Tube Turnbuckle Smashing At the force of Donkey Dude's back. The Shirt rips open even more and some of the glass stays in his back as blood squirts down.
נєииα ƒσχχ
Well Already Sycho Has Made An Outrageous Attempt at retaliating and ended up Making Donkey Dude Bleed.
нσмєℓєšš нαяяу
Yes Sycho May Have The Advantage But Don't Count Out Donkey Dude we have seen him come back from much harder situations.
נєииα ƒσχχ
Yes But He hasn't actually Won yet. Only had a draw once though.
нσмєℓєšš нαяяу
Yes But remember that Draw Was In A Handicap Match so that is some guts. I mean he knocked everyone out including himself for 10seconds. Now that is hard to do folks.
Sam Looks up and sees Donkey Dude Reaching out for the glass. Sam Laughs then he moves his left leg forward then his right leg getting a faster pace each time until he finds himself running. Then Sam Reaches out with his arms grabbing onto Dangerous D's back and then Pulling Backwards until he finds himself almost breaking his back, then he lets go putting a tad of a push into it sending Donkey Dude Into The Light Tube Ropes. Donkey Dude Flys Right through them Landing Onto The Barrier. Sycho Sam Looks to the crowd and bobs his head up then down and does this repeatedly taunting Donkey Dude. Sam Walks Forward To The Shattered Glass, he bends his waist over and stretches his arm out, his fingers grab a hold of some glass shards and he raises his arm chucking them at Donkey Dude. Sycho Sam Bends Over once more but this time he picks up a Light Tube. He Bends Back once more and stretches his back. He Bobs his head once more and raises the Light Tube near his head. Then He Smashes It On His Skull as Blood Drips down.
He Bashes his head up and down even harder, he sticks out his tongue and acts like he is playing the guitar.
נєииα ƒσχχ
Well this match is pretty one sided.
нσмєℓєšš нαяяу
I Said It many times before and George and Fred agree. IT AIN"T OVER UNTIL IT'S OVER SO SHUT UP AND WATCH THE MATCH!!!
As Sycho is engulfed In his rock Fantasy Donkey Dude Stirs Rolling Around. Although He Decides to try and stop as The Shards dig in deeper the more he rolls onto them. Slowly Donkey Dude Raises His Arm in a bit of pain grabbing onto the top of the barrier, he lifts himself up and then when he reaches his feet he steadies himself a bit swaying side to side.As He Turns around He still Sees Sam In His Rock Fantasy so he takes this opportunity to help himself. Donkey Dude Rubs His Back On The Barrier which bend out glass shards and pull them away making them rip out of his skin. Although it rips out even more flesh and blood. Donkey Dude Winces in Pain And takes a Slow Stagger forwards limping at the ring. He Hops onto the Ring but alas it is too late Sam has ended his Fantasy and has seen The Injured Donkey Dude. Sam Runs forward and Falls Backwards sliding along the mat. But Luckily Donkey Dude Moves His Head and body just in time Making Sycho Slide off of the ring. Donkey Dude Bends over and Grabs Sycho By The Waist. He Grips Him Around and Sycho Elbows Donkey Dude In The Nose, but Donkey Dude Holds His grip then chucks him sideways into the ring. Then As Fast as he can Donkey Dude Jumps Into the Ring Bending over picking up Sycho again. He Grips him belly to belly, then he Pulls himself Backwards and Doesn't let go making Sycho Land on his head initiating One German Suplex. Donkey Dude Rolls Over And Then Pulls Backwards a Second time still not letting go Making Sycho Land On His Head.
Finally Donkey Dude Rolls over again and positions himself at the right angle in the right space. Then He Pulls Himself Backwards and lets go Sending Sycho Flying His Body Sideways Slamming both into the light tubes where the ropes are and the turnbuckle light tubes, all smashing from the power and force. Sycho Flys right over the barrier into the crowd.
нσмєℓєšš нαяяу
Because Sycho Is So In the lead now isn't he.
נєииα ƒσχχ
Shut Up Ok.
TBC by Sycho Sam
Sycho Sam
The crowd scatter and push backwards and Sam's bloody body is lying motionless. The crowd are going wild and are chanting "Holy Shit! Holy Shit! Holy Shit" continously. Many members of the crowd are taking out their cell-phones and taking pictures of Sam's body lying in front of them. While Sam lies inside the crowd, completely bloodied and battered, Donkey Dude leans down, in the ring, with both hands and knees on the mat, he carefully crawls out of the ring, making sure not to let the light tubes damage his already bloodied back.
Jenna
That was sick! I'm not Sycho Sam's biggest fan, but even I'm feeling a little sympathy for him!
Harry
Damn right, that was sick, baby! That was a tribute to Sick Nick right there!
Donkey Dude gets out of the ring, through the bottom ropes and stands on both feet outside the ring. He kneels down, and raises the ring apron with his left hand, as he searches for the right "tool" for the "job" with his right hand. Donkey Dude appears frustrated, and he releases his left hands grip on the apron and goes under the ring completely, with the apron falling back onto his thighs. Meanwhile, Sycho Sam begins to stir and he raises his right hand and rolls it over his face, wiping off the blood and then taking a long, hard look at his blood.
Jenna
Donkey Dude really has Sam completely mutilated here. Donkey Dude might be looking to make an example out of Sam, to prove a point to Desperado and DaKondemned, to whom he lost to at One Night In Paris. And this is also Sam's first match back in action here in Intense Championship Wrestling, what if he gets injured again?
Harry
Jenna, Sammy Boy over here has been in some of the most brutal, barbaric and dehumanizing matches of all time. Like the Arabian Death-match, the Glass Prison, there's nothing he hasn't faced before, NOTHING!
Sam stares at the blood on his hands and then starts to laugh sadistically. This fires up the stagnant crowd once more and they start chanting Sycho Sam's name. Sam, still laughing madly, places his left hand on the barrier and then his right, and then pulls himself back onto his two feet. He puts his right leg over the barrier and then his left leg as well. He looks at Donkey Dude's legs poking out of the apron and grins widely. The camera happens to catch a shot of Sam's teeth, and they are completely blood stained. He places both his hands on Donkey Dude's left leg and pulls his arms backwards, pulling Donkey Dude out of under the ring in a sliding motion. Donkey Dude has some sort of Light Tube contraption in his hands. It has a shape of a cricket bat, it has a handle, but over the handle, there are roughly twenty or thirty thin light tubes bound together, and if that wasn't enough, it seems to be at least ten feet large.
Harry
Holy Meatballs! What the hell is that!
Jenna
I think Donkey has a little plan for Sammy. . .
Sam releases his grip on on Donkey Dude's legs, as Donkey Dude rolls on the ground so that he faces Sam, tightens his hold on the light tube bat's handle, and brings it down on Sam's already decimated forehead. The glass shards fly everywhere, some even go into the crowd, which prompts the fans to push further back, to avoid becoming the unintentional victims of this brutal match. Sam staggers back, and he would have fallen on the floor if there wasn't an open steel chair right behind him. Sam falls back onto the chair, blood dripping down his face, and dropping onto the floor. His black sleeveless shirt is starting to have a red tint on it thanks to the constant blood dripping. Sam sits on the chair, with his head looking towards the ceiling, and his two legs wide apart. Had it not been for the blood, any normal observer would have thought that Sam had ten too many drinks. The camera zooms in on Sam's eyes, and it is now clear that Sam is not "among us" because his eyes seem to be roaming everywhere.
Jenna
Is he dead yet?
Harry
I don't think so, you should go check him, Jenna.
Jenna
ME? I could be infected with AIDS, or Cancer or something!
Donkey Dude stays on the floor, with both his hands "standing" on the floor, and his head raised slightly, in an awkward sitting position. His chests deep expanding and contracting shows that he is breathing heavily, and quickly, as he plans his next move after managing to remain in the driver's seat, this time maybe permanently. He places his left hand on the barrier and gets up. The crowd is acting awkwardly, some are excited and are STILL chanting "Holy Shit" and "This Match Owns" while many others are remaining quiet, and probably thinking of leaving the arena before Sycho Sam and Donkey Dude cause a third world war. Donkey Dude walks towards Sam and bends slightly, examining Sam's state for whatever reason. He then gets back to a straight position and walks casually towards the apron, taking his time, because he knows that it will be a while before Sam gets up. A LONG while. He kneels down, and raises the apron with his left hand and lets his right hand go under the apron. He does not take too long this time, and he takes out a table, but not any standard table. This table has Light Tubes on it, MANY light tubes.
Jenna
If this wasn't a wrestling match, these two would have gone to jail by now!!
Donkey Dude turns the table upside down, but makes sure not to break the light tubes, and he raises its stands at turns it right side up. He sets the table adjacent to the barrier. He then walks over to Sam, and places his right hand on Sam's hair, pulling him from his seat. He holds Sam's bloody shirt with his left hand as he drags him back into the ring, more than happy to let the light tubes and glass shards peirce and rip through Sam's flesh as he drives him into the ring. Sam lets out a sharp scream, and it appears he has regained some sense of consciousness. Donkey Dude ignores his cries and he walks back to where Sam was sitting and picks up Sam's chair with both hands, slamming it shut. As he walks back to the ring, Sycho Sam starts to get back on both feet. He crawls towards the turnbuckles quickly, and placing both hands on the middle turnbuckle, and on both knees on the canvas, he pulls himself back to his two feet. He still stands near the turnbuckle, with his head facing out of the ring. He has his shoulders across the top turnbuckle as he breaths in and out, slowly, trying to catch his breath. Donkey Dude, meanwhile, stands behind Sam with the steel chair.
Harry
Watch out Sammy!
Sam turns around when he sees Homeless Harry point, and Donkey swings the chair with all his might, trying to bring Sam down another time. However, Sam jumps with both legs almost stuck together, and he hits a dropkick on the chair, and the chair hits Donkey Dude's head, making him fall back onto the canvas. Sam lies on the ground, but quickly gets back up on his two feet. He picks up Donkey Dude's steel chair and raises it high in the air, shouting loudly. He brings the chair crashing down on Donkey Dude's face, with such an intensity, that the noise could probably be heard in the far corners of the arena. Sam still holds the chair, in his left hand though, and with his right hand, he takes a few light tubes out of the ropes, and throws them onto Donkey Dude. He then kneels down to arrange the light tubes neatly on Donkey Dude's face. He picks up the chair again and raises it high in the air, and brings it crashing down onto Donkey Dude's light tube covered face, and Donkey Dude's face is almost instantly blood soaked.
Harry
Haha! Sycho Sam is giving Donkey Dude some well deserved payback!
Sam walks around the ring for a few seconds, while the crowd goes wild for Sammy once again and chants his name. Sam takes off his ripped, and bloodied T-Shirt and then reaches into his jean's pocket with his right hand, taking out a cigarette lighter. He presses his thumb on the lighter's button, and a short flame comes out. Sam brings his shirt over the lighter's flame, and instantly, the shirt catches fire. Sam throws the shirt over the ropes, outside the ring, onto the light tube table that Donkey Dude set up.
Jenna
NO! Don't tell me Sam is going to do what I think he's gonna do!
Harry
That depends on what you think he's gonna do, Jenna!
Sam pulls up Donkey Dude by the hair with his right hand quickly, and tucks his head under his own legs. He places his arms around Donkey Dude's stomach and pulls him up onto his face, into a Power Bomb position. Donkey Dude suddenly realises the danger he is in and starts punching Sam's head, trying to break free, but Sam fights through the pain on his forehead and runs forward, his hands on Donkey Dude's jeans, and throws him over the top rope onto the light tube table and burning shirt combination. The light tube set up almost explodes with the impact and even more peices of glass fly into the crowd, but this does not dampen the crowd's spirit, as they shout, scream and chant "FUCKING AWESOME!"
Jenna
HOLY SHIT!!!!!!!!
Harry
I thought you'd never say that, Jenna!
Sam staggers and limps in the ring, trying to retain his balance, but then falls down onto the canvas.
TBC by Donkey Dude
DonkeyDude
Donkey Dude laid on the floor his body limp and frail. The Fire was burning him turning his clothes to ash and his skin to a rich dark Black. Sycho Sam Laid upon the floor of the hard mat a few shattered Pieces of glass scratching his back and digging inside of him. The Crowd gazed at the two fallen insane superstars in shock. Neither of the men moved and Donkey Dude Had lost his singlet and his entire torso is dyed a Horrendous and spooky Black. Donkey Dude’s eyes flitter back and forth from white to shut and he starts to shudder. Donkey Dude’s Body is completely singed and the crimson blood has also taken a part to the burning making it even harder for him to regain consciousness. One Member of the crowd Walks forward to the barrier, with a packet of salt in his hand. The demented crowd member is also seen wearing a neck brace. Another Crowd Member follows behind with a bottle of orange juice; this Member of the crowd is seen wearing a sling on his right arm. These Crowd Members are the ones that Donkey Dude attacked when he requested his rematch earlier on in the show.
нσмєℓєšš нαяяу
Well it seems Donkey Dude shouldn’t have messed with those poor chumps earlier for now he might be paying for it.
נєииα ƒσχχ
I don’t care what you say you filthy Simpleton, Donkey Dude is going to beat that sadistically insane Man known as Sycho Sam
The First Member Holding the Salt Rips open the bag of Salt and laughs. He picks some up in his hand and lets it roll off of his hands sliding down onto Donkey Dude. Then He Tips the Back over onto Donkey Dude. Both of the crowd members laugh as the person with the salt spreads over half of the rather large and heavy bag 5-pound bag of salt. Then he rolls Over Donkey Dude being careful to get the crimson blood and flames on him. Then he tips out the rest of the salt. Donkey Dude screams out in pain from the stinging of the salt. Donkey Dude sways to the side which then makes him roll over without realizing it many times so as for the salt to rub in. Slowly The Member of the crowd drops the bag of salt into the fames making the Fire Spread out more and grows larger. The sadistic member of the crowd slowly backs away laughing, although being careful of his Injury. The Other member takes a step out in front and drags his other foot along. He twists open the Lid of The Orange Juice, although with much trouble not to hurt his broken arm even more. The member then grabs the bottom of the 2-litre Orange Juice Bottle and Tips it upside down swaying it around over Donkey Dude’s Body. The Crowd Member then places the bottle of Orange Juice next to him on the Barrier, he then bends over and across the barrier reaching down to roll over Donkey Dude. He manages to push him over, so now Donkey Dude is resting on his stomach and his back is turned up into the roof of the arena. But as the Crowd Member pulls back on himself to standing position he knocks the Orange Juice bottle over, it falls into the flames and the fire bursts out in a magnificent Show of Fire Works. The Juice sprays out over Donkey Dude’s Back. Donkey Dude Jumps up in a magnificent Leap from all of the pain that has unraveled itself onto him. Donkey Dude screams out as much as he can so that everyone in the arena can hear. Finally He falls back down onto the ground and his eyes flicker back into his head. Security rushes over to The Members of the crowd and use force to escort them outside.
נєииα ƒσχχ
This is one hell of a match. I can’t believe that in this little time all of this has transpired.
нσмєℓєšš нαяяу
Donkey Dude should never have messed with those dudes don’t you agree. I Think Sam shall be a shoo-in to win this match. Don’t agree with me then your just a SL*T
נєииα ƒσχχ
Stop being so cocky you homeless Retard. I think Donkey Dude shall win this match and Sycho shall just go home and cry to his mother. And you know what I think you; Harry and Sycho are just pathetic little mothers boys.
Sycho Sam stirs on the cold hard mat rolling around trying to get a grip. Sycho slowly pushes himself sideways rolling onto his stomach. He pushes himself up and gathers his feet so he is on his knees and palms. Sam then starts to regain his strength as he lifts himself up, using nothing but his own body onto his feet. Sycho stutters a bit and falls back into the turnbuckle using it for support. Sycho Sam Stands there for a few moments and just stares right at the Almost Dead Donkey Dude. Sycho Shuts his eyes after he confirms it to himself that Donkey Dude shall be down for a very long time. But alas Sycho Sam is wrong at this point, Donkey Dude is seen stirring around trying to regain himself. Donkey Dude notices the flames are starting to die out. He raises His left hand with a lot of pain and touches the top of the barrier. Immediately his hand slips from all the blood and juice mixed with in his hand. Donkey Dude Tries again as he grabs onto their but alas, once more he slips. Finally He tries again and manages to get a grip. But as he raises his right arm he feels a sharp pain in the back of his head. Donkey Dude Lets go of the barrier falling backwards a bit and gazes up to see Sycho Sam holding a Shattered Light Tube. Sycho Sam Lifts his right leg up and Then Slams it back down his boot landing right in the bloodied, sweaty and singed face. Sycho Sam Laughs Sadistically at Donkey Dude and Removes his boot from the poor mans face. Then He pulls his Leg back and rockets it forward, Sycho Sam’s boot then collides with Donkey Dude’s Head. Donkey Dude Snarls out in Pain from the force and pressure of the kick.
נєииα ƒσχχ
This is absolute Madness. I don’t understand how they can let this match go on.
нσмєℓєšš нαяяу
Yes I agree but when Sycho Sam wins this match you will have to admit, that this is one hell of a match.
Sycho Sam pulls back his boot once More but as he goes too kick He gets rammed forwards into the barrier and gets knocked over the top of it from the force. Bruce Stops himself before running into the barrier and lets out a huge, EEEYYYOOOORRREEE. Donkey Dude manages a laugh but he immediately grabs his sides in pain. Sycho Sam Lays upon the ground on his back completely annoyed at the interference of a putrid and filthy creature like a Donkey to come and hurt him. Sycho Rolls around until his head is at the barrier. He grabs on with both hands and lifts himself up. Donkey Dude does the same, he reaches up with both hands grabbing onto the barrier and pulls himself with force up. Then both men turn around on their feet and face each other. Sycho stands their staring right through Donkey Dude not even realizing he is there. Donkey Dude stares right at Sycho completely dazed. Finally both men come to their senses and then as fast as they can throw out a right hook each, both punches collide with the other man’s cheek. Slowly Both Men Fall To The side from the power onto the ground. Donkey Dude rolls over a tad and Sycho Just stares at the roof. After a few moments Donkey Dude Manages to get up while Sam just remains staring. But as he goes too get up he realizes it is too late as Donkey Dude Has rolled him over onto his stomach and grabbed a hold of Sam’s right Foot twisting it. Donkey Dude applies all the pressure he can twisting it as much as he can but not too much so as to roll over Sam. Slowly Sycho tries to drag himself forward but with no ropes too go too Sam realizes he only has one option; to try and roll over. Donkey Dude keeps the pressure going applying it as much as he can but he has over done it and Notices that Sycho has went with the pressure which reduces the pain and has allowed Sam to roll over. Finally Sam Pushes with both feet and Kicks Donkey Dude Back. Donkey Dude Stutters back and finally trips backwards falling onto the announcers table where Jenna and Harry reside.
нσмєℓєšš нαяяу
No don’t ruin our precious announce table with blood.
נєииα ƒσχχ
Well if Sam makes it over here in time we won’t have an announce table.
Sam takes it a step at a time as he is hurt badly and can’t focus straight. Finally He arrives at the table and smiled at the announcers. Jenna Laughs at his blood stained teeth and Harry looks away. Sycho lifts himself onto the top of the Table and Drags Donkey Dude Over. Sam Picks Donkey Dude up into a grappling position. Sycho Laughs sadistically and then lifts Donkey Dude up right above him into a vertical suplex position, but as Sycho Goes to fall backwards initiating the move. But Donkey Dude pulls backwards rolling out of the suplex position and grabbing onto Sam’s Neck pulling him down with enough pressure to hurt but not enough power to put him through. Donkey Dude rolls off of the table after the landing and searches under the ring until he finds the one thing that is absolutely perfect for the job he wants to climb to the top of the ladder with. A Table already set up made entirely out of Light Tubes with Light Tube Shards atop of it. Donkey Dude grabbed it being careful of the shards and dragged himself out. Donkey Dude walked over being steady so he wouldn’t hurt himself. Finally as he reached the Announce table Donkey Dude sets the table down on top of it. He Climbs to the top of the announce table and looks down at Sycho. Donkey Dude Laughs as he has a chance to pay back Sycho Sam. Slowly Donkey Dude Lifts Sam Onto the light tube table and hops up on there himself. Donkey Dude raises Sycho Sam into a Grapple. Then Donkey Dude Lifts Sycho Up so his legs are around his head. Donkey Dude Then Goes to Slam Sycho Down through the light tube table and the announce table but Sycho Manages to gain enough energy just before he goes through, almost killing himself, to wrap his legs around Donkey Dude’s neck and pull him downwards, executing a Reverse Hurricanrana. Donkey Dude Goes right through the light tube and announce table going right down onto the hard metal canvas. Donkey Dude Screams out in pain so loudly that the whole arena goes silent. Meanwhile Sycho Sam has ended up almost breaking his neck as his body lay on the stone hard, and bloodied canvas, while Sycho Sam's neck laid upon the sharp Edge of the steel corner of the barrier. Jenna and Harry stand there as their mouths drop down to their feet from what had just transpired. Both men are pretty much dead but it seems they are both very well alive.
נєииα ƒσχχ
HOLY F*CKING SH*T
нσмєℓєšš нαяяу
F*CKING HELL
TBC by Sycho Sam
Finally the Commercial Ends coming back to The Final Part of Tuesday Night Shockwave. The Lights Pan Around and finally Start To Dim Out While One remains, The remaining one is tinted Blue. Then As Everyone Looks At The Curtains they don't see Curtains but they see Bushes Being Rustled.
The TitanTron Flashes On With Song Lyrics. A Long with This The PA Turns On and a new song plays around.
Let Me Ride That Donkey by 69 Boyz.
gimme that donkey but and them big ole legs
i aint to hard to beg
aint no shame in this game
im gonna break it down and beg like jane
please..please..please
let me ride that donkey donkey
let me ride that donkey donkey
let me ride that donkey donkey
let me ride that donkey donkey
let me ride that donkey donkey
let me ride that donkey donkey
please..please..please
Finally The Bushes Stop Rustling and A Maniac Figure wearing a cowboy hat, some tattered Jeans, A Ripped Singlet and A Belt Strap with a Machete and Microphone attached.
The Man On The Donkey Is Followed By The Blue Spotlight as it Chases after him in the distance trying to keep up. Then As The Donkey Is About To Ram into The Ring Donkey Dude Bends His Legs Jumping On top of Bruce his Donkey, He Then Bends Over a tad bit and Pushes off of the ground with lots of might and power landing on the mat right after the ropes.
He Then Runs forward as fast as he can and then Moments before running Into The Ropes Jumps Up Leaping off of the Top Rope landing On Bruce who had ran Under the ring.
bend on over and get buck wild
let me do that donkey jordan style
grip them hips and balls the ride
now do the bride
rock it, pop it dont stop it i wanna knock it
open up and let me come inside
take me on a donkey ride
wanna make that body jerk
aint no time to play just do it at work
cuz im a bizness man taking care of bizness
can I get a witness (yeah)
so come on over you little devil
let me take it to another level
were gonna get sick like bushwick
cause I need a donkey quick
so let me ride that donkey all the way down
I got ya making them freaky sounds
Gonna jump the freak and im up and rhymed
I don’t need a long relationship
Just hit it quit and dip
נєииα ƒσχχ
Well What an Extravagant Entrance we are seeing.
нσмєℓєšš нαяяу
Yes It is. Now Fred and George would you like to Watch too.... Very Good sit with me then.
Just gimme that donkey but and them big ole legs
i aint to hard to beg
aint no shame in this game
im gonna break it down and beg like jane
please..please..please
let me ride that donkey donkey
let me ride that donkey donkey (yeah)
let me ride that donkey donkey
let me ride that donkey donkey(yeah)
let me ride that donkey donkey
let me ride that donkey donkey(yeah)
please..please..please
Finally Donkey Dude Jumps off of Bruce sliding On the announcers Table. He Places His Cowboy Hat Down And Chucks His Mic and Machete Down. Although He Hates to think it he won't need them for this match.
Donkey Dude Spins around and Pats Bruce on the head pulling his arm down reaching into his pocket grabbing a carrot, Dominick pulls it out of his Pocket and places it in Bruce's Mouth.
Dangerous D Jumps off of the Table and moves his right foot forward then left, He continues this walking until eh reaches the edge of the ring. He Raises His Arms Grabbing Onto The Center Rope. He Pulls down on it then bends his body jumping off flying into the air then landing on The hard mat. He Walks To The Center Of The Ring Being Careful to avoid all the Light Tubes then he Extends both hands forward, then extends his Middle Finger exactly straight up and twirls around showing all members of the crowd.
נєииα ƒσχχ
Finally that wretched Music Is over. But Look at that Muscular man I hope he doesn't get hurt.
нσмєℓєšš нαяяу
Fred says that he thought you didn't like arrogant cocky heels. George and I Agreed.
OOC: Sorry I couldn't think of much for an entrance.
TBC by Sycho
Sycho Sam
Once DonkeyDude's entrance has been respectfully over, the lights in the arena go out Megadeth's Peace Sells booms through the P.A. system as the camera searches the crowd areas for Sycho Sam. The lights in the arena pulse in random colours in tune with the famous bassline. The fans are on their feet, and they get their mobiles up, hoping that Sam will enter from their side of the arena so that they can get some pictures and record his trademark entrance. The song's famous bass riff ends and song's vocals start, as Sycho Sam is seen coming out of a fire exit, with a beer can in his right hand and a singapore cane in his left hand. He is wearing a black T-Shirt that reads "FUCK EMO'S" and is wearing slightly ripped blue jeans. His shirt is sleeveless and he has white tape wrapped around his hands. The camera zooms in on his right shoulder, showing off Sam's new tatoo, a large upside down cross, covered with barbed wire and snakes. The shirt and the tatoo seems to have spawned a mixed reaction from the crowd, some of whom are booing Sam. The titantron shows clips of Sycho Sam from his various brutal matches, including the Ring of Insanity match where he dethroned two legends, and also the lyrics of the song coming up with a black background.
Andrew
Making his way to the ring, weighing in at 232 lbs, he is the Hardcore Headbanger, SYCHO SAM!!!
Jenna
Well, what a waste of a main event. Two JOBBERS are facing off in some death match. Realistically speaking, is this the only way for these so called future champions to get over?
Harry
I don't know what your talking about Jenna. This match is going to be awesome! Two crazy beer drinking dudes and a bunch of light tubes!
What do you mean, "I don't believe in God"?
I talk to him every day.
What do you mean, "I don't support your system"?
I go to court when I have to.
What do you mean, "I can't get to work on time"?
I got nothing better to do
And, what do you mean, "I don't pay my bills"?
Why do you think I'm broke? Huh?
Sycho Sam is walking down the aisles as he slightly bangs his head in tune with the music, while the fans are jumping up and down as if they are moshing at a real Megadeth concert. Sam raises his singapore cane in the air as he lights a cigarette. He inhales the smoke deeply, and allows some of the smoke to come out of his nose, creating a menacing aura around Sam. Sam has a more determined and vicious look to him now, than before. He takes out a beer can from his pocket, and raises it in the air, making it spill out into the crowd as the song's three famous lines are heard.
If there's a new way,
I'll be the first in line.
But, it better work this time.
Sam, instead of gulping down his beer and sharing it with the fans, throws it aside and he continues to walk towards the railing. This surprises some of the fans, as shown by their slight drop in enthusiasm in cheering Sam on.
Jenna
Did he have a personality change?
Harry
Yeah, he seems a bit off.
What do you mean, "I hurt your feelings"?
I didn't know you had any feelings.
What do you mean, "I ain't kind"?
I'm just not your kind.
What do you mean, "I couldn't be president, of the United States of America"?
Tell me something, it's still "We the people", right?
Sam moves further down, casually, taking his time, banging his head slightly. Sam ignores the fans who are trying to pull his shirt, and Sam almost gets stuck in the mini mosh pit the fans have created. Sam aproaches the railing and opens another beer can.
If there's a new way
I'll be the first in line,
But, it better work this time.
Sam raises his can in the air once again, but this time, he drinks it himself and bashes it on his head, before throwing it aside. Sam jumps over the railing and takes a lap around the ring, banging his head to the song's classic guitar solos. While moving around the ring, he throws his cigarette aside and throws his singapore cane into the ring. He takes out two light tubes from the ropes and looks at them, before smashing it on his head, much to the crowds delight.
Jenna
He smashed them on his head!
Harry
Well, he seems to be himself now!
Sam laughs sadistically, but the fans chant his name. He then moves over to the announcer's table and takes out a beer can while giving a dirty look to Jenna. He opens the can and raises it in the air, before throwing it to Harry, who barely catches it.
Jenna
Yes, he seems to be himself. . .now. . .
Sam then turns around, but to his surprise, and everyone else's DonkeyMan runs and jumps out of the ring, landing with a suicide dive on Sam. Donkeyman starts laying down punches on Sam as the referee rings the bell.
Harry
Here we go!
TBC by DonkeyDude/DonkeyMan whatever he is lol
DonkeyDude
Donkey Dude Hits Down With His Right Fist then Raises his left pushing forward hitting into Sycho Sam's Nose, He Repeats the Process over and over first Left Then Right, After awhile the crowd starts counting.....
1...
2...
3...
4...
5...
6...
7...
8...
9...
But as They Go To Count On To 10 Sycho Is able to get a grip on Donkey Dude's Singlet Rips, Grabbing Tight he pulls them towards himself then Extends His Knees upwards Pushing Off of the ground with His Feet, Sam Lets go of Dangerous D Pushing him as hard as he can Making Donkey Dude Fly Backwards Into A Light Tube Turnbuckle Smashing At the force of Donkey Dude's back. The Shirt rips open even more and some of the glass stays in his back as blood squirts down.
נєииα ƒσχχ
Well Already Sycho Has Made An Outrageous Attempt at retaliating and ended up Making Donkey Dude Bleed.
нσмєℓєšš нαяяу
Yes Sycho May Have The Advantage But Don't Count Out Donkey Dude we have seen him come back from much harder situations.
נєииα ƒσχχ
Yes But He hasn't actually Won yet. Only had a draw once though.
нσмєℓєšš нαяяу
Yes But remember that Draw Was In A Handicap Match so that is some guts. I mean he knocked everyone out including himself for 10seconds. Now that is hard to do folks.
Sam Looks up and sees Donkey Dude Reaching out for the glass. Sam Laughs then he moves his left leg forward then his right leg getting a faster pace each time until he finds himself running. Then Sam Reaches out with his arms grabbing onto Dangerous D's back and then Pulling Backwards until he finds himself almost breaking his back, then he lets go putting a tad of a push into it sending Donkey Dude Into The Light Tube Ropes. Donkey Dude Flys Right through them Landing Onto The Barrier. Sycho Sam Looks to the crowd and bobs his head up then down and does this repeatedly taunting Donkey Dude. Sam Walks Forward To The Shattered Glass, he bends his waist over and stretches his arm out, his fingers grab a hold of some glass shards and he raises his arm chucking them at Donkey Dude. Sycho Sam Bends Over once more but this time he picks up a Light Tube. He Bends Back once more and stretches his back. He Bobs his head once more and raises the Light Tube near his head. Then He Smashes It On His Skull as Blood Drips down.
He Bashes his head up and down even harder, he sticks out his tongue and acts like he is playing the guitar.
נєииα ƒσχχ
Well this match is pretty one sided.
нσмєℓєšš нαяяу
I Said It many times before and George and Fred agree. IT AIN"T OVER UNTIL IT'S OVER SO SHUT UP AND WATCH THE MATCH!!!
As Sycho is engulfed In his rock Fantasy Donkey Dude Stirs Rolling Around. Although He Decides to try and stop as The Shards dig in deeper the more he rolls onto them. Slowly Donkey Dude Raises His Arm in a bit of pain grabbing onto the top of the barrier, he lifts himself up and then when he reaches his feet he steadies himself a bit swaying side to side.As He Turns around He still Sees Sam In His Rock Fantasy so he takes this opportunity to help himself. Donkey Dude Rubs His Back On The Barrier which bend out glass shards and pull them away making them rip out of his skin. Although it rips out even more flesh and blood. Donkey Dude Winces in Pain And takes a Slow Stagger forwards limping at the ring. He Hops onto the Ring but alas it is too late Sam has ended his Fantasy and has seen The Injured Donkey Dude. Sam Runs forward and Falls Backwards sliding along the mat. But Luckily Donkey Dude Moves His Head and body just in time Making Sycho Slide off of the ring. Donkey Dude Bends over and Grabs Sycho By The Waist. He Grips Him Around and Sycho Elbows Donkey Dude In The Nose, but Donkey Dude Holds His grip then chucks him sideways into the ring. Then As Fast as he can Donkey Dude Jumps Into the Ring Bending over picking up Sycho again. He Grips him belly to belly, then he Pulls himself Backwards and Doesn't let go making Sycho Land on his head initiating One German Suplex. Donkey Dude Rolls Over And Then Pulls Backwards a Second time still not letting go Making Sycho Land On His Head.
Finally Donkey Dude Rolls over again and positions himself at the right angle in the right space. Then He Pulls Himself Backwards and lets go Sending Sycho Flying His Body Sideways Slamming both into the light tubes where the ropes are and the turnbuckle light tubes, all smashing from the power and force. Sycho Flys right over the barrier into the crowd.
нσмєℓєšš нαяяу
Because Sycho Is So In the lead now isn't he.
נєииα ƒσχχ
Shut Up Ok.
TBC by Sycho Sam
Sycho Sam
The crowd scatter and push backwards and Sam's bloody body is lying motionless. The crowd are going wild and are chanting "Holy Shit! Holy Shit! Holy Shit" continously. Many members of the crowd are taking out their cell-phones and taking pictures of Sam's body lying in front of them. While Sam lies inside the crowd, completely bloodied and battered, Donkey Dude leans down, in the ring, with both hands and knees on the mat, he carefully crawls out of the ring, making sure not to let the light tubes damage his already bloodied back.
Jenna
That was sick! I'm not Sycho Sam's biggest fan, but even I'm feeling a little sympathy for him!
Harry
Damn right, that was sick, baby! That was a tribute to Sick Nick right there!
Donkey Dude gets out of the ring, through the bottom ropes and stands on both feet outside the ring. He kneels down, and raises the ring apron with his left hand, as he searches for the right "tool" for the "job" with his right hand. Donkey Dude appears frustrated, and he releases his left hands grip on the apron and goes under the ring completely, with the apron falling back onto his thighs. Meanwhile, Sycho Sam begins to stir and he raises his right hand and rolls it over his face, wiping off the blood and then taking a long, hard look at his blood.
Jenna
Donkey Dude really has Sam completely mutilated here. Donkey Dude might be looking to make an example out of Sam, to prove a point to Desperado and DaKondemned, to whom he lost to at One Night In Paris. And this is also Sam's first match back in action here in Intense Championship Wrestling, what if he gets injured again?
Harry
Jenna, Sammy Boy over here has been in some of the most brutal, barbaric and dehumanizing matches of all time. Like the Arabian Death-match, the Glass Prison, there's nothing he hasn't faced before, NOTHING!
Sam stares at the blood on his hands and then starts to laugh sadistically. This fires up the stagnant crowd once more and they start chanting Sycho Sam's name. Sam, still laughing madly, places his left hand on the barrier and then his right, and then pulls himself back onto his two feet. He puts his right leg over the barrier and then his left leg as well. He looks at Donkey Dude's legs poking out of the apron and grins widely. The camera happens to catch a shot of Sam's teeth, and they are completely blood stained. He places both his hands on Donkey Dude's left leg and pulls his arms backwards, pulling Donkey Dude out of under the ring in a sliding motion. Donkey Dude has some sort of Light Tube contraption in his hands. It has a shape of a cricket bat, it has a handle, but over the handle, there are roughly twenty or thirty thin light tubes bound together, and if that wasn't enough, it seems to be at least ten feet large.
Harry
Holy Meatballs! What the hell is that!
Jenna
I think Donkey has a little plan for Sammy. . .
Sam releases his grip on on Donkey Dude's legs, as Donkey Dude rolls on the ground so that he faces Sam, tightens his hold on the light tube bat's handle, and brings it down on Sam's already decimated forehead. The glass shards fly everywhere, some even go into the crowd, which prompts the fans to push further back, to avoid becoming the unintentional victims of this brutal match. Sam staggers back, and he would have fallen on the floor if there wasn't an open steel chair right behind him. Sam falls back onto the chair, blood dripping down his face, and dropping onto the floor. His black sleeveless shirt is starting to have a red tint on it thanks to the constant blood dripping. Sam sits on the chair, with his head looking towards the ceiling, and his two legs wide apart. Had it not been for the blood, any normal observer would have thought that Sam had ten too many drinks. The camera zooms in on Sam's eyes, and it is now clear that Sam is not "among us" because his eyes seem to be roaming everywhere.
Jenna
Is he dead yet?
Harry
I don't think so, you should go check him, Jenna.
Jenna
ME? I could be infected with AIDS, or Cancer or something!
Donkey Dude stays on the floor, with both his hands "standing" on the floor, and his head raised slightly, in an awkward sitting position. His chests deep expanding and contracting shows that he is breathing heavily, and quickly, as he plans his next move after managing to remain in the driver's seat, this time maybe permanently. He places his left hand on the barrier and gets up. The crowd is acting awkwardly, some are excited and are STILL chanting "Holy Shit" and "This Match Owns" while many others are remaining quiet, and probably thinking of leaving the arena before Sycho Sam and Donkey Dude cause a third world war. Donkey Dude walks towards Sam and bends slightly, examining Sam's state for whatever reason. He then gets back to a straight position and walks casually towards the apron, taking his time, because he knows that it will be a while before Sam gets up. A LONG while. He kneels down, and raises the apron with his left hand and lets his right hand go under the apron. He does not take too long this time, and he takes out a table, but not any standard table. This table has Light Tubes on it, MANY light tubes.
Jenna
If this wasn't a wrestling match, these two would have gone to jail by now!!
Donkey Dude turns the table upside down, but makes sure not to break the light tubes, and he raises its stands at turns it right side up. He sets the table adjacent to the barrier. He then walks over to Sam, and places his right hand on Sam's hair, pulling him from his seat. He holds Sam's bloody shirt with his left hand as he drags him back into the ring, more than happy to let the light tubes and glass shards peirce and rip through Sam's flesh as he drives him into the ring. Sam lets out a sharp scream, and it appears he has regained some sense of consciousness. Donkey Dude ignores his cries and he walks back to where Sam was sitting and picks up Sam's chair with both hands, slamming it shut. As he walks back to the ring, Sycho Sam starts to get back on both feet. He crawls towards the turnbuckles quickly, and placing both hands on the middle turnbuckle, and on both knees on the canvas, he pulls himself back to his two feet. He still stands near the turnbuckle, with his head facing out of the ring. He has his shoulders across the top turnbuckle as he breaths in and out, slowly, trying to catch his breath. Donkey Dude, meanwhile, stands behind Sam with the steel chair.
Harry
Watch out Sammy!
Sam turns around when he sees Homeless Harry point, and Donkey swings the chair with all his might, trying to bring Sam down another time. However, Sam jumps with both legs almost stuck together, and he hits a dropkick on the chair, and the chair hits Donkey Dude's head, making him fall back onto the canvas. Sam lies on the ground, but quickly gets back up on his two feet. He picks up Donkey Dude's steel chair and raises it high in the air, shouting loudly. He brings the chair crashing down on Donkey Dude's face, with such an intensity, that the noise could probably be heard in the far corners of the arena. Sam still holds the chair, in his left hand though, and with his right hand, he takes a few light tubes out of the ropes, and throws them onto Donkey Dude. He then kneels down to arrange the light tubes neatly on Donkey Dude's face. He picks up the chair again and raises it high in the air, and brings it crashing down onto Donkey Dude's light tube covered face, and Donkey Dude's face is almost instantly blood soaked.
Harry
Haha! Sycho Sam is giving Donkey Dude some well deserved payback!
Sam walks around the ring for a few seconds, while the crowd goes wild for Sammy once again and chants his name. Sam takes off his ripped, and bloodied T-Shirt and then reaches into his jean's pocket with his right hand, taking out a cigarette lighter. He presses his thumb on the lighter's button, and a short flame comes out. Sam brings his shirt over the lighter's flame, and instantly, the shirt catches fire. Sam throws the shirt over the ropes, outside the ring, onto the light tube table that Donkey Dude set up.
Jenna
NO! Don't tell me Sam is going to do what I think he's gonna do!
Harry
That depends on what you think he's gonna do, Jenna!
Sam pulls up Donkey Dude by the hair with his right hand quickly, and tucks his head under his own legs. He places his arms around Donkey Dude's stomach and pulls him up onto his face, into a Power Bomb position. Donkey Dude suddenly realises the danger he is in and starts punching Sam's head, trying to break free, but Sam fights through the pain on his forehead and runs forward, his hands on Donkey Dude's jeans, and throws him over the top rope onto the light tube table and burning shirt combination. The light tube set up almost explodes with the impact and even more peices of glass fly into the crowd, but this does not dampen the crowd's spirit, as they shout, scream and chant "FUCKING AWESOME!"
Jenna
HOLY SHIT!!!!!!!!
Harry
I thought you'd never say that, Jenna!
Sam staggers and limps in the ring, trying to retain his balance, but then falls down onto the canvas.
TBC by Donkey Dude
DonkeyDude
Donkey Dude laid on the floor his body limp and frail. The Fire was burning him turning his clothes to ash and his skin to a rich dark Black. Sycho Sam Laid upon the floor of the hard mat a few shattered Pieces of glass scratching his back and digging inside of him. The Crowd gazed at the two fallen insane superstars in shock. Neither of the men moved and Donkey Dude Had lost his singlet and his entire torso is dyed a Horrendous and spooky Black. Donkey Dude’s eyes flitter back and forth from white to shut and he starts to shudder. Donkey Dude’s Body is completely singed and the crimson blood has also taken a part to the burning making it even harder for him to regain consciousness. One Member of the crowd Walks forward to the barrier, with a packet of salt in his hand. The demented crowd member is also seen wearing a neck brace. Another Crowd Member follows behind with a bottle of orange juice; this Member of the crowd is seen wearing a sling on his right arm. These Crowd Members are the ones that Donkey Dude attacked when he requested his rematch earlier on in the show.
нσмєℓєšš нαяяу
Well it seems Donkey Dude shouldn’t have messed with those poor chumps earlier for now he might be paying for it.
נєииα ƒσχχ
I don’t care what you say you filthy Simpleton, Donkey Dude is going to beat that sadistically insane Man known as Sycho Sam
The First Member Holding the Salt Rips open the bag of Salt and laughs. He picks some up in his hand and lets it roll off of his hands sliding down onto Donkey Dude. Then He Tips the Back over onto Donkey Dude. Both of the crowd members laugh as the person with the salt spreads over half of the rather large and heavy bag 5-pound bag of salt. Then he rolls Over Donkey Dude being careful to get the crimson blood and flames on him. Then he tips out the rest of the salt. Donkey Dude screams out in pain from the stinging of the salt. Donkey Dude sways to the side which then makes him roll over without realizing it many times so as for the salt to rub in. Slowly The Member of the crowd drops the bag of salt into the fames making the Fire Spread out more and grows larger. The sadistic member of the crowd slowly backs away laughing, although being careful of his Injury. The Other member takes a step out in front and drags his other foot along. He twists open the Lid of The Orange Juice, although with much trouble not to hurt his broken arm even more. The member then grabs the bottom of the 2-litre Orange Juice Bottle and Tips it upside down swaying it around over Donkey Dude’s Body. The Crowd Member then places the bottle of Orange Juice next to him on the Barrier, he then bends over and across the barrier reaching down to roll over Donkey Dude. He manages to push him over, so now Donkey Dude is resting on his stomach and his back is turned up into the roof of the arena. But as the Crowd Member pulls back on himself to standing position he knocks the Orange Juice bottle over, it falls into the flames and the fire bursts out in a magnificent Show of Fire Works. The Juice sprays out over Donkey Dude’s Back. Donkey Dude Jumps up in a magnificent Leap from all of the pain that has unraveled itself onto him. Donkey Dude screams out as much as he can so that everyone in the arena can hear. Finally He falls back down onto the ground and his eyes flicker back into his head. Security rushes over to The Members of the crowd and use force to escort them outside.
נєииα ƒσχχ
This is one hell of a match. I can’t believe that in this little time all of this has transpired.
нσмєℓєšš нαяяу
Donkey Dude should never have messed with those dudes don’t you agree. I Think Sam shall be a shoo-in to win this match. Don’t agree with me then your just a SL*T
נєииα ƒσχχ
Stop being so cocky you homeless Retard. I think Donkey Dude shall win this match and Sycho shall just go home and cry to his mother. And you know what I think you; Harry and Sycho are just pathetic little mothers boys.
Sycho Sam stirs on the cold hard mat rolling around trying to get a grip. Sycho slowly pushes himself sideways rolling onto his stomach. He pushes himself up and gathers his feet so he is on his knees and palms. Sam then starts to regain his strength as he lifts himself up, using nothing but his own body onto his feet. Sycho stutters a bit and falls back into the turnbuckle using it for support. Sycho Sam Stands there for a few moments and just stares right at the Almost Dead Donkey Dude. Sycho Shuts his eyes after he confirms it to himself that Donkey Dude shall be down for a very long time. But alas Sycho Sam is wrong at this point, Donkey Dude is seen stirring around trying to regain himself. Donkey Dude notices the flames are starting to die out. He raises His left hand with a lot of pain and touches the top of the barrier. Immediately his hand slips from all the blood and juice mixed with in his hand. Donkey Dude Tries again as he grabs onto their but alas, once more he slips. Finally He tries again and manages to get a grip. But as he raises his right arm he feels a sharp pain in the back of his head. Donkey Dude Lets go of the barrier falling backwards a bit and gazes up to see Sycho Sam holding a Shattered Light Tube. Sycho Sam Lifts his right leg up and Then Slams it back down his boot landing right in the bloodied, sweaty and singed face. Sycho Sam Laughs Sadistically at Donkey Dude and Removes his boot from the poor mans face. Then He pulls his Leg back and rockets it forward, Sycho Sam’s boot then collides with Donkey Dude’s Head. Donkey Dude Snarls out in Pain from the force and pressure of the kick.
נєииα ƒσχχ
This is absolute Madness. I don’t understand how they can let this match go on.
нσмєℓєšš нαяяу
Yes I agree but when Sycho Sam wins this match you will have to admit, that this is one hell of a match.
Sycho Sam pulls back his boot once More but as he goes too kick He gets rammed forwards into the barrier and gets knocked over the top of it from the force. Bruce Stops himself before running into the barrier and lets out a huge, EEEYYYOOOORRREEE. Donkey Dude manages a laugh but he immediately grabs his sides in pain. Sycho Sam Lays upon the ground on his back completely annoyed at the interference of a putrid and filthy creature like a Donkey to come and hurt him. Sycho Rolls around until his head is at the barrier. He grabs on with both hands and lifts himself up. Donkey Dude does the same, he reaches up with both hands grabbing onto the barrier and pulls himself with force up. Then both men turn around on their feet and face each other. Sycho stands their staring right through Donkey Dude not even realizing he is there. Donkey Dude stares right at Sycho completely dazed. Finally both men come to their senses and then as fast as they can throw out a right hook each, both punches collide with the other man’s cheek. Slowly Both Men Fall To The side from the power onto the ground. Donkey Dude rolls over a tad and Sycho Just stares at the roof. After a few moments Donkey Dude Manages to get up while Sam just remains staring. But as he goes too get up he realizes it is too late as Donkey Dude Has rolled him over onto his stomach and grabbed a hold of Sam’s right Foot twisting it. Donkey Dude applies all the pressure he can twisting it as much as he can but not too much so as to roll over Sam. Slowly Sycho tries to drag himself forward but with no ropes too go too Sam realizes he only has one option; to try and roll over. Donkey Dude keeps the pressure going applying it as much as he can but he has over done it and Notices that Sycho has went with the pressure which reduces the pain and has allowed Sam to roll over. Finally Sam Pushes with both feet and Kicks Donkey Dude Back. Donkey Dude Stutters back and finally trips backwards falling onto the announcers table where Jenna and Harry reside.
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No don’t ruin our precious announce table with blood.
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Well if Sam makes it over here in time we won’t have an announce table.
Sam takes it a step at a time as he is hurt badly and can’t focus straight. Finally He arrives at the table and smiled at the announcers. Jenna Laughs at his blood stained teeth and Harry looks away. Sycho lifts himself onto the top of the Table and Drags Donkey Dude Over. Sam Picks Donkey Dude up into a grappling position. Sycho Laughs sadistically and then lifts Donkey Dude up right above him into a vertical suplex position, but as Sycho Goes to fall backwards initiating the move. But Donkey Dude pulls backwards rolling out of the suplex position and grabbing onto Sam’s Neck pulling him down with enough pressure to hurt but not enough power to put him through. Donkey Dude rolls off of the table after the landing and searches under the ring until he finds the one thing that is absolutely perfect for the job he wants to climb to the top of the ladder with. A Table already set up made entirely out of Light Tubes with Light Tube Shards atop of it. Donkey Dude grabbed it being careful of the shards and dragged himself out. Donkey Dude walked over being steady so he wouldn’t hurt himself. Finally as he reached the Announce table Donkey Dude sets the table down on top of it. He Climbs to the top of the announce table and looks down at Sycho. Donkey Dude Laughs as he has a chance to pay back Sycho Sam. Slowly Donkey Dude Lifts Sam Onto the light tube table and hops up on there himself. Donkey Dude raises Sycho Sam into a Grapple. Then Donkey Dude Lifts Sycho Up so his legs are around his head. Donkey Dude Then Goes to Slam Sycho Down through the light tube table and the announce table but Sycho Manages to gain enough energy just before he goes through, almost killing himself, to wrap his legs around Donkey Dude’s neck and pull him downwards, executing a Reverse Hurricanrana. Donkey Dude Goes right through the light tube and announce table going right down onto the hard metal canvas. Donkey Dude Screams out in pain so loudly that the whole arena goes silent. Meanwhile Sycho Sam has ended up almost breaking his neck as his body lay on the stone hard, and bloodied canvas, while Sycho Sam's neck laid upon the sharp Edge of the steel corner of the barrier. Jenna and Harry stand there as their mouths drop down to their feet from what had just transpired. Both men are pretty much dead but it seems they are both very well alive.
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HOLY F*CKING SH*T
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F*CKING HELL
TBC by Sycho Sam
