Post by TPK/Acid on Mar 4, 2009 2:06:42 GMT -4
(Vlad)
Vladimir pulls TPK up to his feet and then knees him in the stomach, doubling him over. He moves quickly to his side and then raises a big boot, stomping across the side of TPK's face, throwing him back to the ground. TPK looks upwards almost blankly, his eyes looking a bit foggy as Vladimir leaps up and straightens his leg, dropping with the son of a bitch legdrop, the heel of his boot smashing against TPK's teeth. The resident psycho pushes Vlad's leg off of him and rolls over onto his stomach, holding his mouth in pain, his lip busted open. Vlad gets back up and walks over to the car, asking JP if he has any weapons to donate to a worthy cause. The two get locked in conversation and it's only a matter of time before TPK is back up and coming up behind Vladimir, catching him off guard. He grabs the back of the Hardcore King's head and slams his face against the car and then turns him around, positioning him with a Russian leg sweep and then slamming his head against the side of the car with it.
Vlad slumps over to the ground as TPK looks around the people crowding and asks if any of them have a beer. One man responds with a "HELL YEAH!" and gets one out of his 12 pack, tossing it to TPK. TPK looks around and finds a lighter as well, watching Vlad as he's getting up. He opens the can and takes in a drink of the alcohol before chucking the can against Vlad's head, covering him in beer. TPK strikes the lighter and then spews the beer out into the flame, a blast of fire forming and hitting Vladimir across the back as he's getting up, causing him to rolls around screaming. TPK then throws the lighter at him, causing minimal damage as it hits. TPK pulls Vladimir up to his feet and begins assaulting him with lefts and rights, punch after punch after punch. He rams his shoulder into Vlad's gut and slams his back against the car once more. Vladimir lets out a growl and slams his forearm across the back of his opponent. TPK backs up and rams him against the car again, taking another forearm to the back. He tries again, but as he rams in, Vladimir slams his knee up and into the sternum of TPK, knocking the wind from him.
Xavier: That's it Vlad! TPK can fight all he wants but by the end of this, he's going to know just like the rest of us that he is no hero. A true hero wouldn't get his ass handed to him by his opponent!
Ray: That's why Vlad's MY hero!
Vladimir tucks TPK's head between his thighs and bends over, wrapping his arms around the stomach of TPK and then yanking him up and to a sitting position on his shoulders. Vladimir grabs onto the sides of TPK's pants and lifts strenuously, raising him higher into the air. The audience awaits the devastating powerbomb they are expecting, but instead Vladimir pulls TPK over the top of his head and lets go, throwing him behind him. TPK's face connects with the hood of the car, his chest slamming against the top of the door. He collapses to the ground, his body aching in pain and his nose bleeding from the collision with the car. Vlad pulls him up to sit against the side of the car, TPK probably not realizing where he even is. Vlad lines him up and then blasts his leg at TPK's face with a buzzsaw kick. Tonight's underdog gets out of harms way quickly though, causing Vladimir to kick the door and yell out some things that aren't exactly kid friendly, having jarred a couple of toes from the shot.
TPK reaches up and grabs the side mirror, using it as leverage to get up. It's not strong enough however and snaps off of the car, TPK whistling as though innocent as he looks around. He gets up and catches Vladimir across the brow with the mirror, the plastic busting as it connects. He turns it around some and catches him with the mirrored part of it, the glass breaking and pieces falling into the grass. He tosses it to the side, having no further use for it. TPK walks over towards the front of the car, limping on one leg as though his leg was injured badly. He turns back towards Vladimir and rests against the car, holding his leg and grimacing. Vladimir flips his hair back and looks over to TPK, seeing that he is hurt and moving in for the kill. TPK suddenly smiles though as Vlad gets close, having faked the pain. He grabs Vladimir by the sides and lifts him up into the air with a flapjack. He quickly spins around and leaps up high, grabbing Vladimir around the head and turning his weight towards the car. He slams onto the hood, driving Vlad's face into it with a thud that dents it in. Vlad drops to the ground limply and TPK rolls off of the hood, kneeling on the ground and catching his breath.
Xavier: WHAT!?
Ray: TPK HIT THE DOWNFALL!!! OH NO! GET UP VLADIMIR!!!
(TPK)
TPK steadies his breathing and slowly brings himself to a stand never once letting his eyes leave Vlad, the medic walks over and checks on Vlad she kneels beside him and quickly shoots back up as she determines him ok to go on, TPK just nods and scans the environment while he has a moment to think, he sees Vlad pushing down on the hood of the car trying to pull himself up so he quickly walks into a grocery store a few buildings down, Vlad gets up and quickly spins around and leaps back suddenly expecting to see TPK waiting to pounce, he looks around for a moments and determines TPK is in the grocery store as there are people running out screaming and others going in cheering.
Xavier: Funny how the site of a half naked man with a chest and back full of scars can have opposite effects on a l ot of different types of people, any way you cut it though I think he is just a raving mad man who really needs to be stopped.
Ray: Thats so true!*claps his hands wildly*Finally someone who hates this guy as much as I do...trying to harm my poor little Vlad.
Vlad quickly makes his way into the store and is meet with a shopping kart, Vlad sees the kart speeding toward him and manages to step out of the way causing the kart to roll out of the store and into the streets, Vlad looks back at the kart and then at TPk and cracks a cocky grin and walks toward him, TPK waits for a moment and waits for Vlad to get to him before rushing forward again, Vlad rolls under an attempted clothesline from TPK, and turns to face him, TPK glances to his left then right looking for Vlad before finally turning around, Vlad quickly drops down at the ground and throws his feet into the right knee of the psycho one, TPK falls forward crashing face first into the hard tile floor, Vlad takes this opportunity to walk further into the store as TPK gets to his hands and knees.
Xavier: Oh ye of little brains, don't you know it's a horrible idea to take the fight to a place with so many things that can be used to harm others himself being the other in this case?
Ray: Would someone please put the camera on Vlad!? I don't want to see TPK trying to get up, I want my Vlady!
TPK gets up and walks after Vlad who has a head start, he walks alongside the aisles looking down each one in an attempt to find the King, he gets a few aisles down and pokes his head arond the corner only to see a large metal pan come crashing down over the top of his head, TPK falls to the ground once again as the glass pan shatters over his head, Vlad walks back down the aisle and grabs a plastic bottle of vinegar, he walks over to TPK and pops open the bottle before slowly pouring the liquid onto TPK's back causing him to kick his leg in pain as the vinegar seeps into his cuts, Vlad empties the bottle and throws it to the side before sitting TPK back up, Vlad kneels down behind TPK and grabs his hands forming an X and pulling them back across TPK's throat locking in the Asylum Choir, TPK struggles to free himself of it but it only makes it worse, he yells out as blood begins to stream down his face, Vlad wrenches back and laughs evilly as he hears the pain he is causing his opponent.
Xavier: If this thing could be won by submission I do believe it would end right here and now, the good news however is that we get to see The Silver Psycho Squirm!
Ray: While I do agree it's great to see The Psycho Kid squirm, I want to point something out, he said he WASN"T the Silver Psycho.
Xavier: He can deny that acquisation all day and I still wouldn't believe it, I mean come on it's painfully obvious it's him!
(Vlad)
Vladimir lets go after a few moments and grabs a bag of flour off of the shelf. As TPK is getting up, Vladimir slams the bag onto the top of his head, it splitting open and covering TPK in flour, but also getting into Vladimir's eyes. As Vlad rubs it out, TPK grabs a bottle of lemon juice and shoves Vlad into the shelves. He unscrews the lid and grins evily at his opponent, then kicks him in the stomach. He throws lemon juice into the face of Vladimir, it getting into the cuts on his forehead and Vlad going berserk as he swings punches around wildly. TPK backs up and avoids then, splashing more juice into Vlad's face. Vlad kicks over a standing display in anger, the pain almost unbearable.
"Ahhhh.... it burns with the power of lemons!"
TPK starts laughing at the comment and Vladimir turns and tackles him to the ground. He rains down onto TPK's face with vicious punches, fueled by the pain. As he gets up afterwards, he pushes fans to the side that are crowding around, making his way up the aisle and disappearing around the corner. As TPK shakes off the shots, he gets up and follows, rushing to catch up with Vlad before he can reach his next weapon. As he turns the corner, he is met with a 12 pack of Pepsi thrown at him, but catches it and then throws it right back at Vladimir, busting him across the forehead with enough force to knock Vladimir to the ground in a daze. The 12 pack his the ground next to Vlad, a few cans busting open from the landing. TPK walks over to the meats and grabs a large fish that is sitting out in the display case. He walks over to his opponent and bends over the top of him before raising the fish back and then slapping Vlad fiercely across the face with the headless salmon.
Ray: He hit him with a dead fish! How disrespectful!?
Xavier: He seems to be having a good time, but he's going to learn that this is no game. Vladimir's going to tear this kid apart.
TPK tosses the fish aside and picks Vladimir up, throwing a forearm across his jaw. Vlad returns with a shot of his own across TPK's jaw.
This goes back and forth until Vlad uses a knee lift to stop it. He headbutts TPK and begins yelling at his opponent.
"You like grocery stores!? Well, let me do you a favor. We're going to go on a little shopping trip here! Somebody bring me a damn cart!"
A fan nearby runs and gets Vlad a cart and brings it back as Vlad is laying in with shots to TPK's head. Vlad grabs both side of TPK's head and slings him into the cart, throwing him in. TPK lays inside, dazed as his legs hang over the end. Vlad begins carting him down an aisle, looking at things on the shelves. He stops as he reaches the jarred foods and looks at some of them.
"You like olives? Of course you do. Have some f**k**g olives!"
Vlad slams a jar of olives onto TPK's head, it busting to pieces and olives falling into his lap and through the cart's mesh to the floor. Continuing on a little more, they reach the fresh produce, Vladimir looking excited.
"Almost forgot these, didn't we!? Everyone needs their veggies, it's good for you."
Vlad grabs tomatoes and begins to chuck them into the cart at TPK, the psycho raising his forearm to protect his face, but still catching a tomato to the chin. Vlad berates him as he comes back over to the cart.
"Eat up! It'll make you big and strong, you girl thingy!"
Vladimir reaches off to the side and grabs one of the tastier fruits in the store: a plump, juicy pineapple. Vlad grabs it by the leafs and smashes TPK across the head with it, repeating the process twice before tossing it into the cart. Vlad begins to cart it some more, but TPK grabs the pineapple and throws it back overhead, nailing Vladimir in the mouth with it. The Hardcore King wipes blood from his lip and then gets angry, grabbing the handles of the cart again. He runs forward with it, then pushes it forward, sending TPK crashing into a large display of Oreo cookies. He grabs an energy drink and pops it open, downing a large gulp and then sighing in satisfaction. Vlad then turns towards the camera and smiles, raising up the can.
"Full Throttle - Because sometimes sleep just isn't an option!"
As he finishes the line, TPK waffles him with well, a waffle iron from behind.
(TPK)
Vlad stumbles forward a few steps before stopping and bending over, TPK walks up behind him and loops the chord of the iron across Vlad's throat and starts to pull back, Vlad manages to get a hand between the iron and his throat and begins to pull down, Vlad finally manages to overpower TPK and yank the waffle iron out of his hand, TPK begins to slowly back away and step around the cart putting it between him and Vlad, he sees Vlad turn around to walk toward TPK only to have him shove the kart into him knocking him off his feet and to the floor, TPK quickly turns and grabs a carton of milk before facing Vlad.
TPK You know you really ought to drink more if this, it's good for you.
TPK takes a large drink of the milk and empties the rest on Vlad making Vlad look fairly ticked off, TPK throws the large gallon container down into Vlad not doing much damage, Vlad goes to get up and slips on a big blotch of milk knocking him right back down, TPK quickly takes this oppurtunity to grab a large box of Bisquick Pancake batter.
TPK: Bisquick, it's what's for breakfast!
TPK pulls the top of the box off and empties the contents onto Vlad coating him in batter, the milk he was already covered in made the batter stick right to him and Vlad nods his head and quickly gets to his feet.
Xavier: Oh this is going to be good! The Psycho Punk just basically tarred and feathered the one man you really don't want to f*ck with.
Ray: Oh I disagree, I would defintaly "f*ck" with Vlad!
Vlad wipes the milk & batter mixture out of his eyes before walking up to TPK, TPK goes to throw a huge right hand at Vlad's head but Vlad ducks under and wraps his arms around TPK, he quickly lifts TPK up and tosses him roughly overhead making him crash into the shelf behind him knocking it down and spilling the contents onto the ground.
Vlad: Clean up, aisle nine!
Vlad grabs TPK by the feet and drags him back first through the mixture of various food products before dropping them a few feet away, Vlad walks over to the butchers shop and asks for the cutting board, the butcher reluctantly hands it to him and Vlad tightly grips it as he stands behind TPK, as soon as TPK sits up on his knees Vlad swings the board swiftly nailing the psychotic superstar in the back of the skull knocking him back down, the medic rushes over and checks on TPK, she calls him good and walks away.
Xavier: NO! Why will this dumb bastard not just get knocked the f*ck out already!? Well I guess that means we get to see just why they call Vlad The King of Hardcore now.
Vladimir pulls TPK up to his feet and then knees him in the stomach, doubling him over. He moves quickly to his side and then raises a big boot, stomping across the side of TPK's face, throwing him back to the ground. TPK looks upwards almost blankly, his eyes looking a bit foggy as Vladimir leaps up and straightens his leg, dropping with the son of a bitch legdrop, the heel of his boot smashing against TPK's teeth. The resident psycho pushes Vlad's leg off of him and rolls over onto his stomach, holding his mouth in pain, his lip busted open. Vlad gets back up and walks over to the car, asking JP if he has any weapons to donate to a worthy cause. The two get locked in conversation and it's only a matter of time before TPK is back up and coming up behind Vladimir, catching him off guard. He grabs the back of the Hardcore King's head and slams his face against the car and then turns him around, positioning him with a Russian leg sweep and then slamming his head against the side of the car with it.
Vlad slumps over to the ground as TPK looks around the people crowding and asks if any of them have a beer. One man responds with a "HELL YEAH!" and gets one out of his 12 pack, tossing it to TPK. TPK looks around and finds a lighter as well, watching Vlad as he's getting up. He opens the can and takes in a drink of the alcohol before chucking the can against Vlad's head, covering him in beer. TPK strikes the lighter and then spews the beer out into the flame, a blast of fire forming and hitting Vladimir across the back as he's getting up, causing him to rolls around screaming. TPK then throws the lighter at him, causing minimal damage as it hits. TPK pulls Vladimir up to his feet and begins assaulting him with lefts and rights, punch after punch after punch. He rams his shoulder into Vlad's gut and slams his back against the car once more. Vladimir lets out a growl and slams his forearm across the back of his opponent. TPK backs up and rams him against the car again, taking another forearm to the back. He tries again, but as he rams in, Vladimir slams his knee up and into the sternum of TPK, knocking the wind from him.
Xavier: That's it Vlad! TPK can fight all he wants but by the end of this, he's going to know just like the rest of us that he is no hero. A true hero wouldn't get his ass handed to him by his opponent!
Ray: That's why Vlad's MY hero!
Vladimir tucks TPK's head between his thighs and bends over, wrapping his arms around the stomach of TPK and then yanking him up and to a sitting position on his shoulders. Vladimir grabs onto the sides of TPK's pants and lifts strenuously, raising him higher into the air. The audience awaits the devastating powerbomb they are expecting, but instead Vladimir pulls TPK over the top of his head and lets go, throwing him behind him. TPK's face connects with the hood of the car, his chest slamming against the top of the door. He collapses to the ground, his body aching in pain and his nose bleeding from the collision with the car. Vlad pulls him up to sit against the side of the car, TPK probably not realizing where he even is. Vlad lines him up and then blasts his leg at TPK's face with a buzzsaw kick. Tonight's underdog gets out of harms way quickly though, causing Vladimir to kick the door and yell out some things that aren't exactly kid friendly, having jarred a couple of toes from the shot.
TPK reaches up and grabs the side mirror, using it as leverage to get up. It's not strong enough however and snaps off of the car, TPK whistling as though innocent as he looks around. He gets up and catches Vladimir across the brow with the mirror, the plastic busting as it connects. He turns it around some and catches him with the mirrored part of it, the glass breaking and pieces falling into the grass. He tosses it to the side, having no further use for it. TPK walks over towards the front of the car, limping on one leg as though his leg was injured badly. He turns back towards Vladimir and rests against the car, holding his leg and grimacing. Vladimir flips his hair back and looks over to TPK, seeing that he is hurt and moving in for the kill. TPK suddenly smiles though as Vlad gets close, having faked the pain. He grabs Vladimir by the sides and lifts him up into the air with a flapjack. He quickly spins around and leaps up high, grabbing Vladimir around the head and turning his weight towards the car. He slams onto the hood, driving Vlad's face into it with a thud that dents it in. Vlad drops to the ground limply and TPK rolls off of the hood, kneeling on the ground and catching his breath.
Xavier: WHAT!?
Ray: TPK HIT THE DOWNFALL!!! OH NO! GET UP VLADIMIR!!!
(TPK)
TPK steadies his breathing and slowly brings himself to a stand never once letting his eyes leave Vlad, the medic walks over and checks on Vlad she kneels beside him and quickly shoots back up as she determines him ok to go on, TPK just nods and scans the environment while he has a moment to think, he sees Vlad pushing down on the hood of the car trying to pull himself up so he quickly walks into a grocery store a few buildings down, Vlad gets up and quickly spins around and leaps back suddenly expecting to see TPK waiting to pounce, he looks around for a moments and determines TPK is in the grocery store as there are people running out screaming and others going in cheering.
Xavier: Funny how the site of a half naked man with a chest and back full of scars can have opposite effects on a l ot of different types of people, any way you cut it though I think he is just a raving mad man who really needs to be stopped.
Ray: Thats so true!*claps his hands wildly*Finally someone who hates this guy as much as I do...trying to harm my poor little Vlad.
Vlad quickly makes his way into the store and is meet with a shopping kart, Vlad sees the kart speeding toward him and manages to step out of the way causing the kart to roll out of the store and into the streets, Vlad looks back at the kart and then at TPk and cracks a cocky grin and walks toward him, TPK waits for a moment and waits for Vlad to get to him before rushing forward again, Vlad rolls under an attempted clothesline from TPK, and turns to face him, TPK glances to his left then right looking for Vlad before finally turning around, Vlad quickly drops down at the ground and throws his feet into the right knee of the psycho one, TPK falls forward crashing face first into the hard tile floor, Vlad takes this opportunity to walk further into the store as TPK gets to his hands and knees.
Xavier: Oh ye of little brains, don't you know it's a horrible idea to take the fight to a place with so many things that can be used to harm others himself being the other in this case?
Ray: Would someone please put the camera on Vlad!? I don't want to see TPK trying to get up, I want my Vlady!
TPK gets up and walks after Vlad who has a head start, he walks alongside the aisles looking down each one in an attempt to find the King, he gets a few aisles down and pokes his head arond the corner only to see a large metal pan come crashing down over the top of his head, TPK falls to the ground once again as the glass pan shatters over his head, Vlad walks back down the aisle and grabs a plastic bottle of vinegar, he walks over to TPK and pops open the bottle before slowly pouring the liquid onto TPK's back causing him to kick his leg in pain as the vinegar seeps into his cuts, Vlad empties the bottle and throws it to the side before sitting TPK back up, Vlad kneels down behind TPK and grabs his hands forming an X and pulling them back across TPK's throat locking in the Asylum Choir, TPK struggles to free himself of it but it only makes it worse, he yells out as blood begins to stream down his face, Vlad wrenches back and laughs evilly as he hears the pain he is causing his opponent.
Xavier: If this thing could be won by submission I do believe it would end right here and now, the good news however is that we get to see The Silver Psycho Squirm!
Ray: While I do agree it's great to see The Psycho Kid squirm, I want to point something out, he said he WASN"T the Silver Psycho.
Xavier: He can deny that acquisation all day and I still wouldn't believe it, I mean come on it's painfully obvious it's him!
(Vlad)
Vladimir lets go after a few moments and grabs a bag of flour off of the shelf. As TPK is getting up, Vladimir slams the bag onto the top of his head, it splitting open and covering TPK in flour, but also getting into Vladimir's eyes. As Vlad rubs it out, TPK grabs a bottle of lemon juice and shoves Vlad into the shelves. He unscrews the lid and grins evily at his opponent, then kicks him in the stomach. He throws lemon juice into the face of Vladimir, it getting into the cuts on his forehead and Vlad going berserk as he swings punches around wildly. TPK backs up and avoids then, splashing more juice into Vlad's face. Vlad kicks over a standing display in anger, the pain almost unbearable.
"Ahhhh.... it burns with the power of lemons!"
TPK starts laughing at the comment and Vladimir turns and tackles him to the ground. He rains down onto TPK's face with vicious punches, fueled by the pain. As he gets up afterwards, he pushes fans to the side that are crowding around, making his way up the aisle and disappearing around the corner. As TPK shakes off the shots, he gets up and follows, rushing to catch up with Vlad before he can reach his next weapon. As he turns the corner, he is met with a 12 pack of Pepsi thrown at him, but catches it and then throws it right back at Vladimir, busting him across the forehead with enough force to knock Vladimir to the ground in a daze. The 12 pack his the ground next to Vlad, a few cans busting open from the landing. TPK walks over to the meats and grabs a large fish that is sitting out in the display case. He walks over to his opponent and bends over the top of him before raising the fish back and then slapping Vlad fiercely across the face with the headless salmon.
Ray: He hit him with a dead fish! How disrespectful!?
Xavier: He seems to be having a good time, but he's going to learn that this is no game. Vladimir's going to tear this kid apart.
TPK tosses the fish aside and picks Vladimir up, throwing a forearm across his jaw. Vlad returns with a shot of his own across TPK's jaw.
This goes back and forth until Vlad uses a knee lift to stop it. He headbutts TPK and begins yelling at his opponent.
"You like grocery stores!? Well, let me do you a favor. We're going to go on a little shopping trip here! Somebody bring me a damn cart!"
A fan nearby runs and gets Vlad a cart and brings it back as Vlad is laying in with shots to TPK's head. Vlad grabs both side of TPK's head and slings him into the cart, throwing him in. TPK lays inside, dazed as his legs hang over the end. Vlad begins carting him down an aisle, looking at things on the shelves. He stops as he reaches the jarred foods and looks at some of them.
"You like olives? Of course you do. Have some f**k**g olives!"
Vlad slams a jar of olives onto TPK's head, it busting to pieces and olives falling into his lap and through the cart's mesh to the floor. Continuing on a little more, they reach the fresh produce, Vladimir looking excited.
"Almost forgot these, didn't we!? Everyone needs their veggies, it's good for you."
Vlad grabs tomatoes and begins to chuck them into the cart at TPK, the psycho raising his forearm to protect his face, but still catching a tomato to the chin. Vlad berates him as he comes back over to the cart.
"Eat up! It'll make you big and strong, you girl thingy!"
Vladimir reaches off to the side and grabs one of the tastier fruits in the store: a plump, juicy pineapple. Vlad grabs it by the leafs and smashes TPK across the head with it, repeating the process twice before tossing it into the cart. Vlad begins to cart it some more, but TPK grabs the pineapple and throws it back overhead, nailing Vladimir in the mouth with it. The Hardcore King wipes blood from his lip and then gets angry, grabbing the handles of the cart again. He runs forward with it, then pushes it forward, sending TPK crashing into a large display of Oreo cookies. He grabs an energy drink and pops it open, downing a large gulp and then sighing in satisfaction. Vlad then turns towards the camera and smiles, raising up the can.
"Full Throttle - Because sometimes sleep just isn't an option!"
As he finishes the line, TPK waffles him with well, a waffle iron from behind.
(TPK)
Vlad stumbles forward a few steps before stopping and bending over, TPK walks up behind him and loops the chord of the iron across Vlad's throat and starts to pull back, Vlad manages to get a hand between the iron and his throat and begins to pull down, Vlad finally manages to overpower TPK and yank the waffle iron out of his hand, TPK begins to slowly back away and step around the cart putting it between him and Vlad, he sees Vlad turn around to walk toward TPK only to have him shove the kart into him knocking him off his feet and to the floor, TPK quickly turns and grabs a carton of milk before facing Vlad.
TPK You know you really ought to drink more if this, it's good for you.
TPK takes a large drink of the milk and empties the rest on Vlad making Vlad look fairly ticked off, TPK throws the large gallon container down into Vlad not doing much damage, Vlad goes to get up and slips on a big blotch of milk knocking him right back down, TPK quickly takes this oppurtunity to grab a large box of Bisquick Pancake batter.
TPK: Bisquick, it's what's for breakfast!
TPK pulls the top of the box off and empties the contents onto Vlad coating him in batter, the milk he was already covered in made the batter stick right to him and Vlad nods his head and quickly gets to his feet.
Xavier: Oh this is going to be good! The Psycho Punk just basically tarred and feathered the one man you really don't want to f*ck with.
Ray: Oh I disagree, I would defintaly "f*ck" with Vlad!
Vlad wipes the milk & batter mixture out of his eyes before walking up to TPK, TPK goes to throw a huge right hand at Vlad's head but Vlad ducks under and wraps his arms around TPK, he quickly lifts TPK up and tosses him roughly overhead making him crash into the shelf behind him knocking it down and spilling the contents onto the ground.
Vlad: Clean up, aisle nine!
Vlad grabs TPK by the feet and drags him back first through the mixture of various food products before dropping them a few feet away, Vlad walks over to the butchers shop and asks for the cutting board, the butcher reluctantly hands it to him and Vlad tightly grips it as he stands behind TPK, as soon as TPK sits up on his knees Vlad swings the board swiftly nailing the psychotic superstar in the back of the skull knocking him back down, the medic rushes over and checks on TPK, she calls him good and walks away.
Xavier: NO! Why will this dumb bastard not just get knocked the f*ck out already!? Well I guess that means we get to see just why they call Vlad The King of Hardcore now.
End
