Post by TPK/Acid on Mar 4, 2009 1:58:25 GMT -4
(Vlad)
Lizzie steps into the ring following the Pre Main Event and takes the microphone, getting ready for tonights Main Event.
"Ladies and Gentlemen... our following contest is a 'Knocked The F*ck Out' Deathmatch..."
She looks confused by the name of the match, looking back to the ringside, where a technician informs her that it's correct.
"A medic, standing nearby, will end this match when one star is physically unable to compete any further due to loss of consciousness. Introducing first... weighing in at 269 pounds... hailing from Sighisoara, Romania... he is the King Of The Deathmatch champion... VLADIMIRRRRRRR STRRRIFE!"
As the arena goes dark, 'The New Black' begins to play through the PA system. Vladimir Strife comes barreling out of the entrance suddenly, sporting the typical raven blue long sleeved shirt and black pants as well as boots and fingerless gloves. The audience give him a strong mixed reaction as he makes his way down the ramp, tagging a few outstretched hands from supportive fans. Vlad makes his way to the ring steps and jogs up them, slipping a leg in between the ropes and getting quickly into the ropes.
JP: "And there he is folks, Vladimir T. Strife, the Hardcore King! The last time we saw him here on Saturday Night Revelations, he was being hauled off on a stretcher following a brutal match with Hyperion and Jake Diamond that left himself and Hyperion unable to continue.
Ray: "Well, he's back tonight and looking in much better shape! He's ready and willing to put a hurting on the Suck-o Kid!"
Vladimir bounces on the ropes a couple of times, testing them before he climbs up the turnpost and undoes the buckles on the King Of The Deathmatch Championship and raises it high into the air for the World to see. His music begins to fade out and he hops back off of the turnbuckle, throwing the title to JP before jumping around a bit and stretching to get warmed up as he awaits his opponent.
(TPK)
The crowd is buzzing with anticipation of the brutality that is about to unfold when all of a sudden the arena lights go black and a red light begins flashing on and off to the tune of a siren, Paranoid by Black Sabbath hits as TPK walks out onto the mouth of the entrance ramp a look of determination in his eyes, he is wearing a pair of silver tights with a black barbed wire pattern winding up both legs, hand wraps, a pair of wrestling boots, his mask, and a silver mesh tank top with E.O.E embroidered in a barbed wire pattern on the front, and psycho in the same style on the back with a black number thirteen on both sides.
LM: His opponent hailing from The Asylum, he stands six feet two inches tall, and he weighs in this evening at two hundred and forty-five pounds, please welcome GHW's resident psychopath....The Psycho...KID!
JP: You know normally Ray I would feel very sorry for the man in that ring with the VTS killer, but I heard that TPK actually challenged Vlad, quite frankly I think it's suicide but I guess we will see if TPK has the goods to get a win here this evening.
Ray: I'd like to see Vlad's goods Jimmy...erm I mean no way TPK wins this one, did you see his fight against Matty Poo last week?
JP: Well for once I am going to have to agree with you on something Ray! Last week TPK was absolutely put through the ringer by Matthew Oliveira. I wonder if the effects from that match will effect him here?
TPK hits his straight Jacket Taunt as silver pyro begins to criss cross overhead causing the lights to come back on and the siren to stop. An unseen smile forms across the face of the psycho one as he begins his decent down the ramp, TPK high fives as many fans as he can on the down getting a great reaction from them, TPK stops mid ramp and reaches behind his head grabbing the strap of his causing the crowd to explode with E.O.E chants, TPK unclasps his mask and holds it high in the air as the chant grows louder and louder, TPK finally brings the mask down and places it on a small child who is dressed in a homemade Silver Psycho costume, the child hops up and down and claps as TPK sprints the rest of the way down the ramp, he gets to the bottom of the ramp and leaps under the bottom rope sliding into the ring, TPK hops to his feet and Vlad looks like he wants to start things off immediately as he starts toward TPK, the medic steps in and cuts him off telling him to allow TPK to finish his entrance. TPK walks over to his corner and climbs up tp the middle rope as he removes his shirt revealing his scar ridden body, a huge burn mark can also be seen from his bout with The Hardcore Genius which makes the medic almost vomit, Vlad sees him and busts out laughing in his face as if it were nothing, TPK holds his shirt in his left hand and hits another straight jacket taunt before balling his shirt up and tossing it to the crowd and hopping down from the ropes. He bounces up and down for a moment and rolls his neck as he waits on the bell to ring.
JP: You know it's pretty bad when a medic sees your scars and almost vomits involuntarily! TPK obviously doesn't care about the pain which may help him here against Vlad, but then again Vlad deals out a special kind of pain that tends to stick with you for the rest of your life, not sure TPK is as prepared as he thinks tonight.
Ray: Vlad is so pretty, it's a shame he is going to have to make TPK's body look worse than it already is...wait no it isn't!
(Vlad)
As the crowd settles down, Vladimir and TPK eye each other from across the ring, both having seen what the other can do in the ring. They pace to the middle, the medic calling for the bout to begin as they start eyeing one another for weak points. Vladimir feigns a lock-up, TPK buying into it and Vlad grabbing his wrist as he ducks under his arm. He twists the arm behind TPK in a hammerlock as he turns around, immediately targeting in on the right arm. TPK struggles to get out of it and Vladimir uses his free arm to slam his forearm against his upper arm, inflicting a bit of damage as he lets go of the hold.
TPK spins around to face Vlad, shaking his arm a bit from the shot and then rushing back in for more. Vladimir hooks the arm and flips him over to the mat with an arm drag, using the advantage to lock in an armbar. TPK starts to feel frustrated at himself for rushing in, but holds on through the hold for a moment before Vlad lets go and backs off. He takes his time getting back up, knowing Vlad isn't going cutthroat as he usually does. As he gets up, he watches Vlad's movements, making sure not to rush back in despite an urge to.
JP: TPK better watch himself here. Vladimir has a certain skill for being able to slap a hold on you from almost any spot.
Ray: Wish he'd slap a hold on me..
TPK moves in cautiously, waiting for Vladimir to come at him before kicking him in the side of the knee. He takes a step back and follows with a boot to Vlad's stomach, causing him to bend over. TPK wastes no time locking his arm around Vlad's head and dropping to the mat, planting Vlad's cranium into the canvas with a DDT. He raises back up and positions himself in the corner, waiting for Vlad to get up. As Vlad shakes off the cobwebs and sits up, TPK runs in and nails him with boots to the head that throw his torso back to the mat. Vlad blinks a couple of times, trying to clear his head before getting back up.
TPK is waiting as he does and grabs him by the arm, whipping him into the corner. He runs after him and turns with a jump at him, twisting around and slamming the back of his elbow into the jaw of Vlad. Vlad stumbles out of the corner holding his mouth, TPK using this to his advantage as he climbs to the top turnbuckle. He leaps off and grabs Vladimir's head in flight, pulling him down to the mat with an Overdose early on. Vlad rolls under the bottom rope, his ears ringing from the onslaught TPK has unleashed in the last few moments of this match. As he almost gets rid of it, he turns around to get back in, only to be blasted backwards from a baseball slide.
JP: See, Vlad took his eye off his opponent and you just can't do that! He should know better than this... maybe he has gone soft.
Ray: No... it's Vladimir... he doesn't do soft.. he does Hardcore!
TPK slides to the outside and pulls up the apron on the side of the ring, reaching underneath and pulling out a garbage can and a chair before finding a cookie pan that makes him smile a bit. He pulls it out and narrowly dodges a swift right from Vladimir, who has gotten back to his feet. He answers by bringing the cookie pan down across the top of Vladimir's head, warping the metal with the impact and causing Vladimir to stumble backwards. TPK throws the pan aside and grabs the chair by the legs, raising it up. He swings it at Vladimir's head and connects right across the crown, Vladimir dropping to the mats with a thud. The medic makes his way over and motions for TPK to back off while he checks on Vladimir. After mere seconds, he declares that Vladimir is fine to continue.
Vlad gets back up, ducking underneath another swing of the chair that crashes against the steel ring post. He goes behind TPK and locks his arms around his waist, torquing him as he yanks him up and throws him overhead. TPK's back slams onto the top of the announce table, causing it to cave under the force. JP and Ray push their chairs back as they stand up, trying to stay out of the way of danger as Vlad makes his way over to the fallen TPK. He grabs him by the hair and pulls him up to his feet, throwing a knee into the lower ribcage of his opponent. He bends down and scoops TPK up, turning him upside down. The resident psychopath stares at the black mats as he wiggles about, trying to get down as blood rushes to his head. Vladimir walks over closer to the ring and raises him a bit higher before slamming him down against the side of the ring. TPK's lower back connects with the edge of the ring, shooting pain up his spine as he drops to the ground, landing on the back of his head.
Ray: I told you he hasn't gone soft!
JP: I guess you're right. That looked pretty rough, especially that landing.
Vlad climbs into the ring and looks down at TPK, who is getting up slowly and rubbing his lower back in pain. He grabs onto the top rope and pulls back before leaping off of the mat and flipping forward over the top rope. The Psycho one is just a bit quicker on the draw this time as he makes his way out of the path, letting Vlad crash and burn on the outside. Looking to his side, he sees the steel ring steps and quickly grabs them. He raises them up and then slams them down at Vlad's head, looking as though he will smash it like a watermelon. Vlad rolls out of the way and it slams on the mats with a sound almost like thunder. As he scurries to get up though, TPK rushes forward with the steel steps, slamming them against the side of Vlad's head with another loud crash that makes a few people cringe. Vlad is driven sideways into the protective barricade, holding the side of his face with both hands and grunting in pain.
TPK turns the stairs so that the biggest area of them is facing his opponent, then takes a few steps back. He tells a cameraman that is focusing in on Vlad's face to move out of the way, getting what he asks for. TPK runs forward with the steps and throws them forward, jumping up as he does and slamming the bottom of his boots into it for more force. It crashes against the side of Vladimir's head and his shoulder, causing him to drop down onto the ground and cover his head protectively in pain. The medical attendant checks on Vladimir, making sure he's okay and determines that he is.
JP: What a horrific sound that made! Vladimir just got his f*cking brains scrambled with those steel steps: not once, but twice!
Ray: He better not mess up Vlad's sexy features!!
JP: Features? Couldn't you have just said his face?
Ray: I would if that was the only sexy thing about him!
As Vladimir is raising back up, TPK grins, looking to make an early night as he rushes in for the kill: a knee into the temple. Vladimir sends him airborne before he can connect however, elevating him with a back body drop that lands TPK on top of several members of the audience. Most of them scramble away, one taking a few moments as he caught the bad end of business from TPK's boot into his chest. Vladimir walks over to the chair that was pulled out from under the ring earlier and picks it up, making his way back to the barricade as his opponent is getting back to his feet. Vlad rears the chair behind him and then swings it up and over the barricade, almost flattening the forehead of TPK with the steel seat. The force of the blow dents the steel, the impact sounding like a gunshot. TPK goes down like he'd been shot, falling back limply onto the padded chairs provided for the audience members close to the ring.
JP: That might be it! Vlad just knocked the holy hell out of TPK with that damn chair!
The referee makes her way over the barricade and checks on TPK, giving a thumbs up clearly to tell everyone that he's still conscious.
(TPK)
A sadistic grin forms across the face of Vlad as this means he can inflict more pain on the downed psycho, Vlad slowly walks over to the guard rail and looks over at TPK who is siting up, TPK starts to pull himself up when Vlad leaps over the railing and throws the point of his elbow into the top of TPK's head causing him to drop back to the hard floor.
JP: Looks like these two aren't content fighting this thing out in the ring, and from the reaction these fans are giving I don't think they really mind.
Ray: Jimmy why couldn't they just stay over here for longer, am I that off putting?
JP: Yes!
Vlad walks toward TPK who is holding the top of his head from that elbow, he gets to TPK and roughly pulls him to his feet by his hair, Vlad keeps a tight grip on TPK's hair with his left hand and pulls him toward him quickly leaping forward and throwing his right hand into the throat of TPK, both men land beside one another and Vlad gets up quickly, the ref bends down to check on TPK, she determines he is ok to go on so she nods and backs away, Vlad nods a little before turning to the guy standing next to him and steeling his beer, the man starts to say something but Vlad shoots him a look so he just sits down and shuts up, TPK pulls himself to his feet with the help of the guard rail as Vlad takes a swig of the beer and holds the liquid in his mouth and waits for TPK to turn around before spitting the beer into his eyes, TPK backs up quickly and begins to rub his eyes to get the beer out and relieve the burning sensation. Vlad still holding the mostly full cup of beer looks over to the man he stole it from before emptying the contents of the cup over his head and turning back to TPK who is backing up toward the stairs.
JP: Oh my god was that entirely necessary? Vlad didn't have to humiliate that fan like that! I can understand if he had done it to TPK at least he is involved in the fight.
Ray: Who cares, Vlad has me so hot right now if...if I weren't scared shit less of the man I would go give him a big smooch on the cheek right now.
Vlad walks up and stomps his right foot down on TPK's left, TPK yells out and swings his left fist wildly at Vlad still not being able to fully see yet, Vlad easily dodges and wraps around behind TPK grabbing him by the waist, Vlad picks TPK up and spins him around to where his legs are on his shoulders, Vlad drops to his butt slamming the back and back of TPK's head into the ground before rolling back up to his feet and looking over to the ref, she walks over and kneels down by TPK, she looks at his eyes and checks his breathing and determines he isn't out jut yet, she gets up and backs away from the two men not wanting to be directly involved in the match. Vlad looks around scanning the environment in search of potential hot spots and weapons, after thoroughly assessing the situation Vlad walks up to TPK and throws a boot into his side to keep him down long enough for him to set up for his move, Vlad walks up to a stack of folding tables toward the back of the first floor of fans and sets it up below the second row and looks up before glancing over his shoulder at TPK who is slowly stirring, Vlad quickly takes another table and places it on top of the first, he makes sure his set up is staple and walks back over to TPK who is to one knee by now, Vlad reaches out to grab TPK but TPK quickly bolts up and forward slamming his shoulder into Vlad's get doubling him over, TPK quickly pulls Vlad's head between his legs and lifts him up, he brings his leg between his legs and locks it with his other before snapping down to a sitting position cracking Vlad head first into the floor.
JP: Cradle Piledriver performed with power from TPK, Vlad's head looked like it smacked that concrete floor pretty hard. I don't think it's going to be enough to knock Vlad "The F*ck Out" however.
Ray: No! Why would that sick bastard do that to my Vlad! I'll kill the big meanie.
TPK scoots back away from Vlad before pushing himself to a standing position, the ref walks over and kneels beside Vlad, she rolls him onto his back and checks to see if he is still in shape to fight, he is so she gives the good ol' thumbs up and goes back to her position to watch the bout start back up, TPK quickly walks up to Vlad and reaches down and gets a handful of hair, he starts to drag Vlad to his feet but only gets him to his knees before Vlad thrusts an arm up into the groin of TPK causing him to double over and let out a loud groan, Vlad grins before hooking his arms through TPK's and clasping them between his shoulder blades, Vlad lifts TPK up and quickly falls back slamming him head first to the ground once again.
JP: Good god did you see that elevated double arm DDT from Vlad!? I think that just ended the whole thing, there is no way that any self respecting medical technician would allow such brutality to continue!
Ray: Well then I pray that the one we got isn't self respecting...what I want to see Vlad beat up TPK some more is that so much to ask for?
Vlad gets up and sees the ref walking over, he cuts her off and says he isn't done just yet, reluctantly she backs away as Vlad forces TPK to his feet and hoists him up on his shoulders, he walks TPK up to the second row and sets him down over the railing positioning him just above the two tables, Vlad throws a thunderous right into TPK's jaw rocking him back, TPK quickly grabs onto the guard rail stopping him from plunging to the tables below, Vlad reaches over the hard metal railing and gets a chunk of TPK's hair and slams his face into the rail causing him to lean over the rail. Vlad steps over the railing and pulls TPK over and pulls his head between his legs before hooking his arms, Vlad lifts TPK up over his his head and leaps from the second row, both men come crashing down into the stack of tables TPK's head bouncing hard off of the ground below.
JP: Skesis Driver! Oh my dear god did you see the impact from that landing, I am sorry foliks but I have just got to see that again.
The screen splits in two as the replay of the second row skesis driver is shown in slow motion, the look in Vlad's eyes as he begins to fall down toward the tables is one of pure hatred, the replay also shows a couple of different angles one of which you can see TPK's head bounce pretty well.
Ray: Oh I am so happy now, I could watch Vlad to that to people all day long and never ever ever get bored.
Neither man seems to be showing much motion as the ref makes her way over to check the two men
(Vlad)
She determines that both men are good to continue and the fans erupt into cheering. After a moment, Vladimir gets back up to his feet and then pulls TPK up to his. He drags him by his hair to the steps and they begin to climb them. Vlad eyes the exit into the halls of the arena, but TPK slams his elbow into Vlad's gut, stopping him. He grabs Vlad around the waist and lifts him up, turning and crashing down onto chairs and 1 fan who was a bit slow to get out of the way. Vlad yells out in pain, having landed his lower back across the arm of a chair. TPK hurt himself a little in the process as well, but makes his way back up and then pulls Vlad to his feet, nailing him with a punch as fans in the crowd all turn to watch them, some backing up in the row as Vlad is pushed back punch after punch.
As he's taking steps back, fans that brought cameras are pulling them out and snapping photos, this being the best photo opportunity of any of the stars that they could ask for. TPK rattles Vladimir with shot after shot, making their way into the middle of the row now with seats to both sides of them. Vlad blocks a shot and sees a fan talking on her cell phone, the sight making him want to hit her. Instead, he rips the phone from her hands and slams it across the side of TPK's head, pieces of the phone busting off and flying all over. TPK stumbles back and Vlad goes on the offensive, shooting at him with a huge right hand. TPK ducks under it though and knees Vladimir in the gut before slamming his forehead onto the arm of a seat.
JP: This is insane! The Psycho Kid and Vladimir are fighting right there in the crowd! From what I could see on the screen, I think they even smashed some woman's cell phone!
Ray: She deserves it, JP! How can you talk on your phone with 2 GHW stars fighting it out just a few feet away from you!?
TPK kicks the arm of a chair a few times and breaks it off after a moment, raising it up and using it to bludgeon Vladimir across the head. In the row above the fighters, a young man of about 13 or less stands there, wearing a TPK shirt and screaming "TPK! TPK! TPK!" over and over in support of his favorite wrestler. He snaps a few pictures of his idol, his heart racing with excitement at seeing him this close in the flesh. The Psycho Kid turns to him and reaches out, taking the camera for him as the boy looks at him star stricken. TPK takes a picture of Vladimir's bloodied forehead and face and then poses for a picture with the boy, snapping it and then handing him the camera back. He turns his attention back to Vladimir with a few stomps into his chest as the boy tries not to hyperventilate. TPK pulls Vlad up to his feet and makes his way out of the row with him finally, heading up the aisle towards the doors to the concession area. As they get close, Vlad stomps on TPK's toes and then grabs him by the air, Irish whipping him hard into the door. The door bursts open, dumping TPK into the hall, where a very surprised man nearly drops his newly purchased nachos.
Vladimir follows through and kicks TPK in the ribs before grabbing a handful of hair. He walks him over to the food and looks at the lady behind the counter, who seems pretty shaken at the sight. Vlad orders a beer and she stutters out an "O..okay!". She pours it and sets it on the counter, Vlad grabbing it and seeming like he'll pour in on TPK. Instead, he chugs it down and smiles before planting a right hand across the cheek of TPK. TPK responds with a shot into Vlad's gut, following up quickly with a couple more. As Vlad lets go of his hair, TPK is able to stand fully and boot him in the gut now, working more effectively than the punches. Vladimir bends over holding his gut and The Psycho Kid grabs the popcorn machine off the counter, the worker being too scared to stop him. He lifts it up and slams it down across Vlad's back, the glass shattering and covering him with hot buttered popcorn.
JP: THAT HAD TO HURT! HOT BUTTER AND GLASS!
Ray: My poor Vladdy waddy!!!
Vlad arches his back and grunt out in pain as he walks away from TPK, the pain in his back driving him. He turns around and TPK comes running at him, Vlad ducking down and hitting him with a back body drop onto the tile flooring. Vlad grabs one of the large plastic trashcans and as TPK gets up, favoring his lower back, Vladimir tosses it into him, knocking him back down. Vlad walks up to the merchandise vendor and pulls his wallet from the back of his trunks. He orders one of the new KULT t-shirts and gives the man two twenty dollar bills, telling him to keep the change as he snatches the shirt from his hands. He turns towards the cameraman following the action and holds up the shirt, flashing a smile despite the blood running down his face.
"Can't forget to get your very own KULT t-shirt! Get yours or your mommy won't love you anymore!"
Vladimir then walks over to TPK, who is once again recovering and getting up. He rolls up the shirt and pulls it across his opponents throat, choking him with it. TPK grabs at it and tries to pull it away, gasping for air. After starting to go blue, he throws his leg back in desperation and connects with the family jewels, Vladimir coughing as he backs up and drops to one knee in pain. TPK stumbles into the mens room while Vlad is recouperating, making his way through the crowd that has gathered around them. Vladimir gets back to his feet, still in pain as he looks around. He asks where TPK went and the fans point at the bathroom, Vlad storming off towards it. As he steps in, it's only a moment later before he is forced back out, stumbling from what sounded like he was hit with a steel chair.
A moment later, TPK comes out, holding a long manilla colored box in his hands. He lifts it up and slams it down across Vladimir's head, knocking him down hard with a loud crash from the now detached condom dispenser. Vlad looks at the ceiling as though birdies were going around in a circle overhead. The medic, who has made her way into the crowd comes through, checking on Vlad. She says he is okay and TPK and the crowd around them waits for him to get up. TPK raises the condom dispenser up high again and tosses it down across Vlad's back, knocking him back down and the dispenser flipping off, nearly hitting a fan across the shin.
JP: These 2 are absolutely out of control! Vladimir is writhing in pain and TPK is... what the!? He's talking to a fan and eating popcorn! He better start taking this seriously or he's going to end up hurt badly!
Ray: Get up Vlad! You're not a Mexican, you don't get to sleep on the job!!
JP looks at Ray in shock from the comment, muttering to himself that he'll be surprised if they don't get pulled off the air.
(TPK)
TPK stops looks down and sees Vlad starting to get up and looks back to the fan he was talking too earlier Well gotta go, good luck with that whole not getting directly involved in the match thing." TPK walks over and bends down to grab Vlad's hair but Vlad reacts quickly by slamming the point of his elbow down into TPK's right lef causing him to quickly release Vlad's hair, Vlad quickly gets to his feet and pushes TPK back, TPK and Vlad lock eyes as TPK *Against his better judgment* rushes at Vlad again, TPK gets a few steps away and throws a hard left at Vlad's head but Vlad steps swiftly to the side causing TPK to slam his fist into the men's room door, TPK pulls his hand back and begins shaking it as Vlad takes this opportunity to walk back toward the concession stand, TPK follows close behind and Vlad gets up to the counter and leans over it and looks around for anything that could be used to do damage, Vlad looks and sees a pizza cutter laying on a pizza pan and picks up one in each hand before spinning to face TPK who staggers back being caught off guard, Vlad pulls the pan toward himself before flicking his wrist forward and releasing the pan at TPK, it whirls through the air for a moment before smacking TPK's chest knocking him off balance and down to the floor.
JP: That pizza pan bounced hard off of the chest of The Psycho Kid flooring him almost instantly, this should give Vlad a great chance to get him acquainted with the pizza cutter.
Ray: Vlady Wady you are so cool, cut him up real good for daddy!
Vlad tosses the pizza cutter from hand to hand while making his way over to his fallen prey, he gets to TPK's side and lets the pizza cutter hang down by his side before throwing a hard right boot into TPK's chest causing him to let out a loud groan, Vlad quickly sits down on TPK's chest and starts to bring the cutter down toward his forehead, Vlad almost gets the cutter to TPK's forehead but TPK reaches up and grabs Vlad's wrist and starts to push away, Vlad grabs his own hand and pushes down hard, both men struggle to gain the advantage when Vlad suddenly releases his grip on his wrist and throws his left fist down and to the side of TPK's face causing TPK to let go long enough for Vlad to dig the cutter into TPK's forehead, Vlad presses down hard and slowly drags it across TPK's forehead as some of the onlooking fans look uneasy about being so close to such brutality, TPK begins to kick his feet wildly causing the cutter to dig deeper making the cut worse and worse, Vlad quickly pulls up the cutter out of TPK's head and throws it to the side as blood begins to flow from the forehead of TPK.
JP: So sadistic is Vlad Strife, he was smiling the whole time he was carving his opponent up, blood is really beginning to poor from that cut and that could make this match end quite abruptly.
Ray: Alright blood! Go Vlady it's your birthday yeah go go go give me a V, yeah yeah, give me a l...*notices JP getting very irritated and stops his cheering*
Vlad gets up and roughly yanks TPK to his feet and begins to walk steadily for a group of large glass doors, TPK who is almost dead on his feet is delayed a moment as he tries to shake off the cobwebs, he regains some energy and walks after Vlad, Vlad gets to the doors and goes through the first set and stops before going to the second set and out to the front of the arena, he looks back to see TPK hot on his heels and waits with a hellish look in his eyes, TPK eventually makes his way through the doors and the two men now surrounded by glass panes, Vlad grabs TPK by the back of the head but before he has the chance to do anything TPK manages to free himself and boot Vlad in the guy bending him over, TPK grabs Vlad by the hair spins him around and tosses him through the other glass door and to the outside of the arena spraying some bystanders with glass fragments.
JP: Well good news for those not here soon enough to get tickets will be getting a show here as well, these two could end up taking this fight all over the place at the pace they are going now.
Ray: Lucky! Now these people not smart enough to buy tickets in advance are getting more action then me this is just fan freakin tastic!
TPK steps through the large hole that was the door leading to the inside of the arena and looks around as a large crowd has gathered around the two men, Vlad gets to his feet in a state of rage after having his own strategy used against him. TPK backs away from the bits of glass as Vlad brushes the bits on him off and follows closely, the two men stop well clear of the glass and stare one another down as the fans gathering them begin to chant.
Crowd: GH Dubya!...GH Dubya!
TPK and Vlad quickly rush forth and lock up grabbing one anthers shoulders both pushing and struggling for the advantage, TPK almost has Vlad down but Vlad powers up and shoves TPK down to the ground Vlad quickly walks away from TPK and grabs a metal trashcan filled with trash, he walks back over to TPK and empties the contents of the can onto his chest before slamming the can hard down into TPK's head, the ref walks over and says TPK as fine as Vlad plots his next move.
(Vlad)
Vladimir takes in a deep breath of the cool air relaxingly. He wipes blood and sweat from his forehead and wipes it on his pants, several people outside for a smoke looking at him in shock. Vlad walks up to one and holds his hand out, the guy passing his cigarette to Vlad. He takes a deep inhale and blows it out, looking a bit calmer as he hands the cigarette back to the man with a polite nod. TPK is up now as Vlad turns around and runs into him with a forearm across his brow, sending Vlad back against the wall. He follows up with a few more shots, the smokers looking on but keeping their distance. Vlad delivers a knee lift into the stomach of his opponent, then throws him against the wall, turning the tables. He takes a few steps back and then runs in with a big boot, slapping it against the wall as TPK narrowly avoids having a sandwich made of his head.
The two men begin to trade punches, breath coming out of them in white puffs thanks to the cold night air. TPK gets the upperhand for a moment, but Vlad kicks him in the knee and changes that easily. He grabs TPK by the wrist and elbow and Irish whips him down into the side of a beautiful concrete fountain nearby. TPK holds his shoulder, having hit a bump in the design of the magnificent decoration. He gets up to his feet and Vladimir comes running at him like a bull seeing red. TPK quickly lowers his shoulder and slams it into the solar plexus of Vladimir before raising up and sending him down into the water, splashing himself and the sidewalk around it. Vladimir gets up quickly, gasping and coughing as he accidentally swallowed some of the water. The wind hits him and seems to threaten to make a Strife-sicle of him. Shivering, Vladimir flips his hair back and is met by an airborne TPK, who lands on him with a Thesz press, knocking them both into the water. TPK begins throwing punches, splashing water around.
JP: They're fighting in the fountain! Is that even allowed? I know there's no rules to the match, but with everything they've done, I don't think we're going to be allowed back in this arena again!
Ray: Bah, who cares? This arena is nothing special..
JP: Says you, but I'm sure the fans here will miss us.
Vladimir pushes him off and the two get up, both soaking wet as they start throwing punches back and forth once again. TPK gets the advantage this time as he slams Vlad's head against the center of the fountain, causing Vlad's vision to distort temporarily. Vlad makes his way out of the fountain though and TPK follows, waiting for Vlad to turn around and dashing for him once he does. He spears Vlad viciously, slamming him to the concrete. The elbows of the raven blue shirt rip open as Vlad's elbows are skinned against the concrete, causing him to yell out in pain. He uses the pain to fuel a right into the side of TPK's head before pushing him off once more and getting back to his feet. He stumbles towards the building and TPK once more follows, hitting a forearm across the upper back of Vladimir.
TPK directs Vlad over to a spotlight that is shining on the side of the arena, lighting it up in the dead of night. He kicks him in the gut, doubling Vlad over and then positions his head between his thighs, reaching over and wrapping his arms around Vlad's waist. TPK then pulls him up off of his feet and looks down before dropping with a piledriver onto the spotlight, busting the glass cover and the bulb, Vladimir screaming as he pulls himself away from it, hot bits of glass stuck in his forehead. He swipes at them, trying to knock them loose and get them off, a burning sensation over his face like the flames of hell. TPK laughs as lays on the ground before getting back to his feet. TPK makes his way over to the still suffering Vlad and grabs him around the waist, Vlad kicking his leg back in between TPK's and causing him to drop the hold immediately and hop around in agony.
JP: Man.. I almost feel sorriest for Kingbear. Can you imagine the bill these two are going to rack up in damages!?
Vladimir makes his way across the parking lot, a now mad TPK following until they get to the sidewalk. Vladimir turns to face his adversary now and hits him across the temple with a right hand. He throws a swift kick into the groin of TPK again, doubling him over in pain. He grabs the back of his pants and hair then and pulls him around in a circle, throwing TPK head first against a mailbox. The Psycho drops into the grass and lays there, unmoving at the moment. Vlad runs his fingers across a dent in the mailbox and laughs with a smile. TPK stirs a bit following a slap to the back of the head, almost as though it woke him up. Vlad continues to slap him as he is getting up and TPK spots a kid coming up the sidewalk on a bicycle. He throws a shot into Vlad's ribs and grabs him by the front of the waist on his pants, pulling him forward into the mailbox. Vlad's eyebrow meets the corner of it and is split open, him falling over dazed on the sidewalk. The kid on the bike is listening to his IPod and doesn't notice until to late as the front tire of his bike hits Vlad across the ribs and flips the bike forward, tossing the kid onto the sidewalk.
Vlad writhes around in pain as the Psycho Kid gets up and checks on the boy, making sure he's okay. Once he finds out that he is, he asks to borrow the kids helmet. The boy reluctantly lets him, unstrapping it and handing it over. As Vlad is getting up, he is met by a shot from the helmet across the back of the head, knocking him forward and into the grass. He dives down on Vladimir, following with another shot before tossing it back to the kid. The medic is nowhere to be seen though as TPK calls for her, looking around. He looks frustrated, distracted enough not to notice the Hardcore King coming to behind him. Vlad sticks his head between TPK's thighs and grabs his legs as he stands up, balancing his opponent on his shoulders. TPK flails around a bit in vain before Vladimir pushes him up and drops him forward, sitting down and slamming TPK's face into the dirt with a dull thud. Disoriented himself still, he flips TPK over and goes for a pin.
JP: Vladimir must really be feeling the effects of this match, Ray. He's forgotten that there is no pinfalls! There's not even a referee nearby to count!
Ray: Oh, my poor Vladimir!
(TPK)
The medic/ref makes her way through the large crowd circled around TPK and Vlad, she taps Vlad on the shoulder as he shoots up and looks back, he eases off when he notices it's the medic, she calmly explains that there are no pins in the match and Vlad lowers his head and gets up as the medic checks on TPK, she says he is ok to continue and gets out of the way, TPK gets slowly to a sitting position and looks up at Vlad with a half grin, Vlad shakes his head and grins back getting ready to inflict more pain on his opponent, while TPK is trying to get up Vlad quickly scans the area until he notices a man changing his tire, he quickly runs over and swipes the guy's hub cap and dumps the bolts that were in it onto the ground, the man gets up in protest but is quickly layed out when Vlad grips the hub cap in both hands and slams it into his skull, Vlad turns quickly to see TPK getting up and holds the large metallic disk down by his side as he walks toward TPK, Vlad brings the hub cap up above his head and brings it down with force as TPK brings his forearms up letting them absorb the blow, the shot causes TPK to fall to his back and he looks up as Vlad pats the hub cab and thrusts it down hard into TPK's stomach causing him to groan and grab his stomach.
JP: Oh man Vlad is a sadist Ray! I don't know why he deems it necessary to attack innocents, sure the hub cap was a great idea but did he have to clock the man just for trying to get it back?
Ray: Just a little collateral damage, I mean he did get the man he was after...kind of like me on most Friday nights, well most of the time anyway.
Vlad looks down at TPK who is rolling around in the soft grass clutching his gut from the pain of the hub cap and determines he has time to plot for another big move, Vlad walks away from TPK and notices a nearby hardware store, he notices a sign reading closed so he just kicks the door in and walks in and begins to search for things, he gathers up suplies and leaves some cash on the counter before walking out of the store carrying a large burlap sack that looks weighed down with wood screws, he ties the sack making sure it had a good gripping point and gives a few test swings before walking back up to TPK who is now standing and walking toward Vlad, Vlad gets a good grip on the bag and swings it out to the side causing it to crash hard into TPK's ribs causing him to let out a loud groan as he doubles over, Vlad quickly swings the bag down and onto the top of TPK's head making him fall down and get a mouth full of gravel.
JP: Wow, these two have really been inventive here tonight, they have both come up with some rather...strange weapons, not that it is a bad thing though.
Ray: Wow Vlad's so dreamy when he is holding a bag full of nuts...I mean yeah hit him again Vlad!
Vlad steps away from TPK and empties the bag onto the side walk before walking over back over to TPK and forcing him to his feet, Vlad scoops TPK up on his shoulder and walks toward the screws, TPK quickly snaps TPK back first down into the many metal screws causing him to rock back and forth which only makes the screws dig in and hurt worse, Vlad laughs at TPK's reaction and looks around for the medic, she finally manages to get back through the crowd and get to the downed psychopath, she kneels down and is careful to avoid the screws, she checks on TPK but he is seemingly ok so she gives the sing to go on and Vlad nods and waits for her to get away before lifting TPK up roughly by his arm, TPK gets to his feet and has a few screws stuck in his back, they fall out one by one as Vlad walks TPK toward a parked car, he keeps a tight grip on TPK's wrist and goes to whip him into the hood of the car but TPK manages to keep his grip and spin thrusting Vlad hard into the car, he slams into it and goes flying face first into the windshield cracking it, TPK hops up onto the hood with Vlad and lifts him up before putting his head betweens Vlad's legs and liting him up to where Vlad is almost laying on his back, TPK drops to his knees and shoots Vlad forward and down into the windshield caving it in and sending Vlad into the interior of the car, TPK hops down from the hood and waits for the medic to check on Vlad.
JP: Well the poor guy who drove the green cougar to the show is in for a big surprise when he...wait a minute, THATS MY CAR!
Ray: Thats how it goes, you treat me like a big ugly and you get your car smashed up! That Psychoslam didn't do your windshield any good did it, I would say not cause well it's gone now!
The medic opens the passenger door of the cougar to check on Vlad, she checks him out for a few moments before signaling he is ok to go on
(Vlad)
As Vladimir is crawling through the busted glass and making his way out of the car, TPK grabs the open door and slams it shut swiftly, bashing Vladimir in the top of the head with it. The medic cringes and checks on him, making sure he's okay. She determines that not only is he okay, he's fit to continue. Vlad picks himself back up weakly and sits in the drivers seat, resting up as he locks the doors and grins. TPK goes for the handle and Vlad flips him the finger before resting his head against the window. Not to be discouraged, TPK steps back for a running start and rushes forward with a dropkick through the window that knocks Vlad over. The Hardcore King rubs his eyes to get rid of a double vision and shakes his head, forcing himself up and brushing glass from his hair. He makes his way out of the car through the newly installed exit and turns to make sure he lands on his back and not his head.
He pulls himself back up using the handle for leverage, TPK waiting just behind him as he does. He approaches Vladimir and receives a back elbow into the jaw, surprising him. Vladimir grabs him in a tight headlock and wrenches it, TPK yelling at him. Vlad backs up, forcing TPK with him. He then sprints to the car, leaping up and sliding through the busted out window into the car. TPK's upper chest and collar bone and slammed against the outside of the door and he drops to his bottom, clutching his collar bone in pain. Vlad turns around and unlocks the door, opening it a little as TPK lays against it. He pulls his knees up to his chest and then blasts the door with both feet, knocking TPK over and sending the door wide open. He kicks it again as it jerks on the hinges and comes back, making his way out.
JP: MY PRECIOUS CAR!
Ray: Jeez, don't tell me you're one of those car freaks that names their cars...
JP: LEAVE BRITNEY ALOOONE!!! LEAVE HER ALONE, DAMNIT!
Vladimir steps out, looking as though he is going to trip on his own feet. He picks up TPK and throws him over his shoulder, not finished with him yet. He carries him over to the hardware store and takes a short run before tossing him through a display window, setting off the store's alarm this time. Vlad goes through the door and makes his way over to him, dropping on him with an elbow to the sternum. He walks over to a shelf and grabs a 2 pack of light bulbs, taking one out of the package. As TPK is getting up, he is sobered up with a shot of pain from a light bulb busting across his lower back. Vladimir pitches another at him, this one hitting him across the back of the neck.
Vlad makes his way to a rack with sledgehammers, smiling as he takes one. As TPK turns around, he is met by the head of a sledgehammer seeking to bash his face in. He dives out of the way and into a shelf, the hammer busting through the drywall and getting stuck. Vlad tries to pull it out, but gets a box of nails across the head for focusing on it. TPK drops the box and grabs a 2x4, rearing it back and then slamming it down across Vladimir's shoulders. He drops to his knees and yelps in pain, TPK pulling it back and then smashing the end into Vladimir's teeth mercilessly. Vlad crumbles to the floor and stares at the ceiling blankly, possibly suffering a concussion. The medic makes her way in and checks on him, declaring him conscious and able to continue. Vlad grabs a shelf to help pull him up, but his hand slips and he falls back on his rear, looking up at TPK. The resident psychopath lifts the 2x4 again and slams it down at Vladimir's head, looking to finish the job. Vlad gets a quick boot up though, taking the shot on the bottom of his boot and stopping it. He kicks his other foot into TPK's stomach, stopping him long enough to get back to a vertical base.
(TPK)
JP: Well, Vlad is back....know what I can't do this, oh my poor Britney, I gotta go!*JP gets up and throws off his headset before grabbing a mic and raising it*tell you what first person to get out here and take my headset you are the new commentator for the night.*JP storms up the ramp and he and Xavier Phoenix meet halfway up the ramp the two men stare one another down for a tense moment before Xavier gets to the commentator table and picks up the headset*
Ray: Well hello there sexy..
Xavier: Shut up Ray! You will find that I am not near as tolerant as Jimmy.
Vlad and TPK stare one another down as TPK lets the 2x4 hang limply at his side, TPK quickly brings it up and swings it to the side and Vlad quickly ducks and throws a hard right fist into TPK's gut causing him to double over and drop the 2x4 Vlad grabs TPK's shoulders and throws his right knee forward as he pulls the psycho one into it drilling him into the chest and flooring him. Vlad walks over to the gardening section and picks up a garden claw, he returns to the downed psychopath and kneels beside him before slamming the claw between his shoulder blades making the claws rip right into the flesh, Vlad slowly drags the claw across TPK's back making three long jagged scars down the back of TPK who is groaning in pain, Vlad reaches the burn mark on TPK's back and drags in a criss cross pattern across that causing a loud yell of pain to escape TPK's throat.
Xavier: Ah ha yes! Thats it my child, go forth and destroy that..that FALSE hero! Make that Psycho Kid rue the day he crossed your path, and lead him forth into your own personal hell that you might make his life that much shorter!
Ray: Wow Jimmy doesn't usually rant like that...then again I rarely agree with Jimmy, so rant away with your praises of my sexy King of Hardcore.
Vlad pries the claw out of TPK's back and stands up lifting TPK with him, he grabs TPK's arm and walks out the door with him, they exit the store just in time to see JP franticly running to check on his car, he sees the damage and almost begins to cry, Vlad laughs at the sight giving TPK an opportunity to free his right arm and throw his left fist into Vlad's ear, Vlad stumbles to the side as TPK begins to walk the other way looking for a new place to take this intense battle, TPK walks toward what looks to be some kind of restraunt, he throws the door opens and walks in revealing a Chinese food place, Vlad follows quickly and the two stand there for a moment looking around, Vlad quickly pushes TPK into the wall and quickly rushes over to one of the bars and grabs a plate, he sees TPK walking at him and Vlad Frisbees the plate at TPK, the plate breaks over TPK's chest dropping him to a knee and causes the patrons of the restraunt to jump in shock, Vlad franticly searches for something useful, Vlad grabs a pair of tongs and clicks them together a few times before walking up to TPK, he pinches the tongs down on TPK's nose and leads him back over to the bar with them, he quickly releases and slams the opposite end of the tongs into TPK's head making him fall into the bar, as the crowd from the outside burst through the doors the staff of the restraunt are in a constant state of shock, Vlad goes to grab TPK but gets a left fist to the stomach doubling him over, TPK quickly gets up and grabs the back of Vlad's head and forces his face into a large vat of sweet and sour sauce, Vlad kicks franticly as the syrupy sauce makes it hard for him to breath.
Xavier: Why does this fool persist! Does he not know fighting the King of Hardcore is a losing battle? He can't win, Vlad will never lose to the hands of someone like that punk!
Ray: I hope Jimmy never comes back, you are so much cooler, and sexier.*Xavier smacks Ray in the arm and Ray smiles as Xavier looks confused*
Vlad finally manages to throw a right elbow into TPK's ribs causing him to release his head long enough to bring his head out of the sauce, Vlad quickly brings TPK's head under his arm and snaps back slamming TPK head first into the ground, Vlad gets up and looks around for the Medic who quickly rushes over and checks on TPK, she determines he is fine and Vlad gets back up grabs a piece of sweet and sour chicken and eats it before going back on the hunt for more implements of destruction.
(Vlad)
Vladimir finds himself a towel: not of much use in the fight, but great for getting sweet and sour sauce off of his face and out of his hair somewhat. He throws the towel aside and grabs a mop, making his way back to TPK and swinging it hard, the end slapping across TPK's cheek and the gray dreads of cotton wrapping around his head for a moment. Vlad then pulls it back and slams the weak aluminum handle across TPK's back, bending it in half too easily and barely hurting him. Vlad throws it to the side and hits TPK with a strong punch instead. Vladimir wrestles with him over to the tables and TPK suddenly turns the tables with a lock around the waist, lifting Vlad up with a belly to belly suplex and slamming him through a small table.
TPK grabs the metal bucket the mop came from and dumps out the water in the floor, bringing it over to Vlad and throwing it down against his skull with a loud bang. He follows with several stomps before grabbing a wooden stool from the bar. As Vlad is pulling himself back up, the stool is sent to splinters across his spine, getting a well earned yell of pain from the impact. Vlad stumbles into the wall, knocking over a fern in a fancy vase as he leans on a pedestal. TPK grabs him by the hair and leads him out of the store, a manager screaming at them in Japanese as they leave. TPK throws Vlad into a fire hydrant, the bolt jabbing into his shoulder painfully. He runs into him with a boot to the mouth, blasting Vladimir onto his back.
Ray: Come on Vlad, don't take that from him! Kick his ass!!
Xavier: Exactly. Don't be pushed around by this hack!
Vladimir pushes the medic back as she gets near and raises a swift boot into the crotch of TPK. He takes his time to get up, knowing he has a few moments before his opponent will recover. He reaches into his pocket and pulls out a bag, reaching inside to pull out what looks like a small wooden board. Vlad messes around with it, getting it ready for what he has planned as TPK recovers and starts to come after him. TPK hits him with a wild shot to the jaw, Vlad stumbling back and interrupting another shot with a quick thumb to the eye. TPK covers the eye Vlad poked and curses, Vlad grinning deviously. He moves the board in to TPK's face and a slam is heard, Vlad letting go and it sticking. As TPK turns and begins to yell, it is now seen that Vladimir has stuck a mousetrap onto his nose. TPK pulls it open and throws it to the ground, holding his nose as it throbs in pain.
Vladimir grabs him by the back of the head and begins to lead him back towards the arena. TPK ducks his head under Vlad's arm and grabs him by the waist of his pants. He pushes Vlad forward and then pulls him back into a shoulder to the lower back, then raises up, lifting Vlad into the air. TPK jumps up and throws himself backwards, slamming Vladimir against the concrete pavement. Vlad rolls around with his back arched, swearing like a sailor as TPK uses this time to get back up and catch his breath. He grabs Vladimir by the legs and raises them, quickly stepping through and grapevining them. Vlad pleads to him not to, but TPK kicks his free leg over Vlad's body and flips him over, locking in a sharpshooter. Vlad screams and punches the pavement in pain, his back red and swollen from the back suplex TPK executed on him onto the sidewalk. Vlad's arms flail, not being able to give up or grab the ropes for a break. He squints his eyes shut in pain and tries to fight against the lock.
(TPK)
Xavier: The Psycho Kid is a damn fool! There is no way Vladimir T Strife would ever tap out to a no talent loser like him even if he could! The Psycho Kid is fighting a losing battle and at the end of the night all it will earn him is a cross on Vlad's hit list.
Ray: Damn! JP is such a loser, they should get you to replace him on a permanent basis, but then again he is less likely to kill me so maybe not.
Vlad struggles to free himself from the hold, but the more he fights the worse the pain becomes on him, TPK torques back on the hold causing screams of pain to come from Vlad, the crowd that is surrounding the two men is in an uproar wanting these two men to physically dissect one another for their amusement, TPK finally feels he has done enough damage and thrusts Vlad's legs roughly to the ground and steps away from The Hardcore King, TPK nods and paces around waiting for Vlad to get back up not wanting to try to pick him up having made that mistake a time or two already and paid for it, Vlad gets to his hands and knees and scoops up a hand fool of dirt unbeknownst to TPK, Vlad stands up and bends over as TPK walks up to him and grabs his shoulder, TPK spins him around and as soon as Vlad is facing TPK he launches the dirt into his eyes causing him to stagger back and begin to furiously rub his eyes to try and get the dirt out.
Xavier: Thats what i'm talking about right there, it's like I often say you can get rid of any problem by throwing a big handful of dirt in it's face!
Ray: Me..OW! That Vlad really knows how to push my buttons, every time I see him step foot in that ring or in this case street, I get sooooo turned on.
Vlad begins to slowly circle around TPK taking full advantage of the situation at hand, Vlad gets behind TPK and turns to face away from him before wrapping his hand arms around TPK's neck and under his chin, Vlad quickly leaps forward and lands on his back bringing the psychopathic superstar down with him, Vlad gets to his feet and spins to look down at TPK, Vlad shoots a quick look at the medic and points down at TPK with a WTF look on his face, she quickly rushes over and checks TPK out, she deems him fit to go on and quickly steps away.
Xavier: I may not like that little bastard, but he is persistent! Thats ok though it gives Vlad more time to beat that mother f*cker down some more, and really can you ever get enough of that!? I know you agree with me ya little freak.
Ray: Oh I do I do I do! I could never get enough of Vlad beating chumps down not ever!
Vlad looks down at TPK to see if he is going to be getting up anytime soon, he determines he has a few moments and so walks away from the action to find some more "toys" he stops next to the building right next to the one they were fighting by and notices a stack of rebar pipes, he gets one in each hand and walks back over to TPK who is getting to his knees, Vlad gets back to TPK just as he is getting up and slams the bar in his left hand into TPK's get bending him over, he quickly spins and slams the one in his right hand across the back of TPK's head knocking him back down. Vlad holds the bars together and leaps in the air before coming crashing down slamming them into TPK's back causing him to let out a horrific yell as the crowd begins to grow louder and louder, Vlad stands up and begins to take batting practice with the bars as the medic quickly rushes over to check on TPK, she says he is ok to go on causing Vlad to look almost surprised as he lets the bars hang to his side.
Part 2 Coming Up
Lizzie steps into the ring following the Pre Main Event and takes the microphone, getting ready for tonights Main Event.
"Ladies and Gentlemen... our following contest is a 'Knocked The F*ck Out' Deathmatch..."
She looks confused by the name of the match, looking back to the ringside, where a technician informs her that it's correct.
"A medic, standing nearby, will end this match when one star is physically unable to compete any further due to loss of consciousness. Introducing first... weighing in at 269 pounds... hailing from Sighisoara, Romania... he is the King Of The Deathmatch champion... VLADIMIRRRRRRR STRRRIFE!"
As the arena goes dark, 'The New Black' begins to play through the PA system. Vladimir Strife comes barreling out of the entrance suddenly, sporting the typical raven blue long sleeved shirt and black pants as well as boots and fingerless gloves. The audience give him a strong mixed reaction as he makes his way down the ramp, tagging a few outstretched hands from supportive fans. Vlad makes his way to the ring steps and jogs up them, slipping a leg in between the ropes and getting quickly into the ropes.
JP: "And there he is folks, Vladimir T. Strife, the Hardcore King! The last time we saw him here on Saturday Night Revelations, he was being hauled off on a stretcher following a brutal match with Hyperion and Jake Diamond that left himself and Hyperion unable to continue.
Ray: "Well, he's back tonight and looking in much better shape! He's ready and willing to put a hurting on the Suck-o Kid!"
Vladimir bounces on the ropes a couple of times, testing them before he climbs up the turnpost and undoes the buckles on the King Of The Deathmatch Championship and raises it high into the air for the World to see. His music begins to fade out and he hops back off of the turnbuckle, throwing the title to JP before jumping around a bit and stretching to get warmed up as he awaits his opponent.
(TPK)
The crowd is buzzing with anticipation of the brutality that is about to unfold when all of a sudden the arena lights go black and a red light begins flashing on and off to the tune of a siren, Paranoid by Black Sabbath hits as TPK walks out onto the mouth of the entrance ramp a look of determination in his eyes, he is wearing a pair of silver tights with a black barbed wire pattern winding up both legs, hand wraps, a pair of wrestling boots, his mask, and a silver mesh tank top with E.O.E embroidered in a barbed wire pattern on the front, and psycho in the same style on the back with a black number thirteen on both sides.
LM: His opponent hailing from The Asylum, he stands six feet two inches tall, and he weighs in this evening at two hundred and forty-five pounds, please welcome GHW's resident psychopath....The Psycho...KID!
JP: You know normally Ray I would feel very sorry for the man in that ring with the VTS killer, but I heard that TPK actually challenged Vlad, quite frankly I think it's suicide but I guess we will see if TPK has the goods to get a win here this evening.
Ray: I'd like to see Vlad's goods Jimmy...erm I mean no way TPK wins this one, did you see his fight against Matty Poo last week?
JP: Well for once I am going to have to agree with you on something Ray! Last week TPK was absolutely put through the ringer by Matthew Oliveira. I wonder if the effects from that match will effect him here?
TPK hits his straight Jacket Taunt as silver pyro begins to criss cross overhead causing the lights to come back on and the siren to stop. An unseen smile forms across the face of the psycho one as he begins his decent down the ramp, TPK high fives as many fans as he can on the down getting a great reaction from them, TPK stops mid ramp and reaches behind his head grabbing the strap of his causing the crowd to explode with E.O.E chants, TPK unclasps his mask and holds it high in the air as the chant grows louder and louder, TPK finally brings the mask down and places it on a small child who is dressed in a homemade Silver Psycho costume, the child hops up and down and claps as TPK sprints the rest of the way down the ramp, he gets to the bottom of the ramp and leaps under the bottom rope sliding into the ring, TPK hops to his feet and Vlad looks like he wants to start things off immediately as he starts toward TPK, the medic steps in and cuts him off telling him to allow TPK to finish his entrance. TPK walks over to his corner and climbs up tp the middle rope as he removes his shirt revealing his scar ridden body, a huge burn mark can also be seen from his bout with The Hardcore Genius which makes the medic almost vomit, Vlad sees him and busts out laughing in his face as if it were nothing, TPK holds his shirt in his left hand and hits another straight jacket taunt before balling his shirt up and tossing it to the crowd and hopping down from the ropes. He bounces up and down for a moment and rolls his neck as he waits on the bell to ring.
JP: You know it's pretty bad when a medic sees your scars and almost vomits involuntarily! TPK obviously doesn't care about the pain which may help him here against Vlad, but then again Vlad deals out a special kind of pain that tends to stick with you for the rest of your life, not sure TPK is as prepared as he thinks tonight.
Ray: Vlad is so pretty, it's a shame he is going to have to make TPK's body look worse than it already is...wait no it isn't!
(Vlad)
As the crowd settles down, Vladimir and TPK eye each other from across the ring, both having seen what the other can do in the ring. They pace to the middle, the medic calling for the bout to begin as they start eyeing one another for weak points. Vladimir feigns a lock-up, TPK buying into it and Vlad grabbing his wrist as he ducks under his arm. He twists the arm behind TPK in a hammerlock as he turns around, immediately targeting in on the right arm. TPK struggles to get out of it and Vladimir uses his free arm to slam his forearm against his upper arm, inflicting a bit of damage as he lets go of the hold.
TPK spins around to face Vlad, shaking his arm a bit from the shot and then rushing back in for more. Vladimir hooks the arm and flips him over to the mat with an arm drag, using the advantage to lock in an armbar. TPK starts to feel frustrated at himself for rushing in, but holds on through the hold for a moment before Vlad lets go and backs off. He takes his time getting back up, knowing Vlad isn't going cutthroat as he usually does. As he gets up, he watches Vlad's movements, making sure not to rush back in despite an urge to.
JP: TPK better watch himself here. Vladimir has a certain skill for being able to slap a hold on you from almost any spot.
Ray: Wish he'd slap a hold on me..
TPK moves in cautiously, waiting for Vladimir to come at him before kicking him in the side of the knee. He takes a step back and follows with a boot to Vlad's stomach, causing him to bend over. TPK wastes no time locking his arm around Vlad's head and dropping to the mat, planting Vlad's cranium into the canvas with a DDT. He raises back up and positions himself in the corner, waiting for Vlad to get up. As Vlad shakes off the cobwebs and sits up, TPK runs in and nails him with boots to the head that throw his torso back to the mat. Vlad blinks a couple of times, trying to clear his head before getting back up.
TPK is waiting as he does and grabs him by the arm, whipping him into the corner. He runs after him and turns with a jump at him, twisting around and slamming the back of his elbow into the jaw of Vlad. Vlad stumbles out of the corner holding his mouth, TPK using this to his advantage as he climbs to the top turnbuckle. He leaps off and grabs Vladimir's head in flight, pulling him down to the mat with an Overdose early on. Vlad rolls under the bottom rope, his ears ringing from the onslaught TPK has unleashed in the last few moments of this match. As he almost gets rid of it, he turns around to get back in, only to be blasted backwards from a baseball slide.
JP: See, Vlad took his eye off his opponent and you just can't do that! He should know better than this... maybe he has gone soft.
Ray: No... it's Vladimir... he doesn't do soft.. he does Hardcore!
TPK slides to the outside and pulls up the apron on the side of the ring, reaching underneath and pulling out a garbage can and a chair before finding a cookie pan that makes him smile a bit. He pulls it out and narrowly dodges a swift right from Vladimir, who has gotten back to his feet. He answers by bringing the cookie pan down across the top of Vladimir's head, warping the metal with the impact and causing Vladimir to stumble backwards. TPK throws the pan aside and grabs the chair by the legs, raising it up. He swings it at Vladimir's head and connects right across the crown, Vladimir dropping to the mats with a thud. The medic makes his way over and motions for TPK to back off while he checks on Vladimir. After mere seconds, he declares that Vladimir is fine to continue.
Vlad gets back up, ducking underneath another swing of the chair that crashes against the steel ring post. He goes behind TPK and locks his arms around his waist, torquing him as he yanks him up and throws him overhead. TPK's back slams onto the top of the announce table, causing it to cave under the force. JP and Ray push their chairs back as they stand up, trying to stay out of the way of danger as Vlad makes his way over to the fallen TPK. He grabs him by the hair and pulls him up to his feet, throwing a knee into the lower ribcage of his opponent. He bends down and scoops TPK up, turning him upside down. The resident psychopath stares at the black mats as he wiggles about, trying to get down as blood rushes to his head. Vladimir walks over closer to the ring and raises him a bit higher before slamming him down against the side of the ring. TPK's lower back connects with the edge of the ring, shooting pain up his spine as he drops to the ground, landing on the back of his head.
Ray: I told you he hasn't gone soft!
JP: I guess you're right. That looked pretty rough, especially that landing.
Vlad climbs into the ring and looks down at TPK, who is getting up slowly and rubbing his lower back in pain. He grabs onto the top rope and pulls back before leaping off of the mat and flipping forward over the top rope. The Psycho one is just a bit quicker on the draw this time as he makes his way out of the path, letting Vlad crash and burn on the outside. Looking to his side, he sees the steel ring steps and quickly grabs them. He raises them up and then slams them down at Vlad's head, looking as though he will smash it like a watermelon. Vlad rolls out of the way and it slams on the mats with a sound almost like thunder. As he scurries to get up though, TPK rushes forward with the steel steps, slamming them against the side of Vlad's head with another loud crash that makes a few people cringe. Vlad is driven sideways into the protective barricade, holding the side of his face with both hands and grunting in pain.
TPK turns the stairs so that the biggest area of them is facing his opponent, then takes a few steps back. He tells a cameraman that is focusing in on Vlad's face to move out of the way, getting what he asks for. TPK runs forward with the steps and throws them forward, jumping up as he does and slamming the bottom of his boots into it for more force. It crashes against the side of Vladimir's head and his shoulder, causing him to drop down onto the ground and cover his head protectively in pain. The medical attendant checks on Vladimir, making sure he's okay and determines that he is.
JP: What a horrific sound that made! Vladimir just got his f*cking brains scrambled with those steel steps: not once, but twice!
Ray: He better not mess up Vlad's sexy features!!
JP: Features? Couldn't you have just said his face?
Ray: I would if that was the only sexy thing about him!
As Vladimir is raising back up, TPK grins, looking to make an early night as he rushes in for the kill: a knee into the temple. Vladimir sends him airborne before he can connect however, elevating him with a back body drop that lands TPK on top of several members of the audience. Most of them scramble away, one taking a few moments as he caught the bad end of business from TPK's boot into his chest. Vladimir walks over to the chair that was pulled out from under the ring earlier and picks it up, making his way back to the barricade as his opponent is getting back to his feet. Vlad rears the chair behind him and then swings it up and over the barricade, almost flattening the forehead of TPK with the steel seat. The force of the blow dents the steel, the impact sounding like a gunshot. TPK goes down like he'd been shot, falling back limply onto the padded chairs provided for the audience members close to the ring.
JP: That might be it! Vlad just knocked the holy hell out of TPK with that damn chair!
The referee makes her way over the barricade and checks on TPK, giving a thumbs up clearly to tell everyone that he's still conscious.
(TPK)
A sadistic grin forms across the face of Vlad as this means he can inflict more pain on the downed psycho, Vlad slowly walks over to the guard rail and looks over at TPK who is siting up, TPK starts to pull himself up when Vlad leaps over the railing and throws the point of his elbow into the top of TPK's head causing him to drop back to the hard floor.
JP: Looks like these two aren't content fighting this thing out in the ring, and from the reaction these fans are giving I don't think they really mind.
Ray: Jimmy why couldn't they just stay over here for longer, am I that off putting?
JP: Yes!
Vlad walks toward TPK who is holding the top of his head from that elbow, he gets to TPK and roughly pulls him to his feet by his hair, Vlad keeps a tight grip on TPK's hair with his left hand and pulls him toward him quickly leaping forward and throwing his right hand into the throat of TPK, both men land beside one another and Vlad gets up quickly, the ref bends down to check on TPK, she determines he is ok to go on so she nods and backs away, Vlad nods a little before turning to the guy standing next to him and steeling his beer, the man starts to say something but Vlad shoots him a look so he just sits down and shuts up, TPK pulls himself to his feet with the help of the guard rail as Vlad takes a swig of the beer and holds the liquid in his mouth and waits for TPK to turn around before spitting the beer into his eyes, TPK backs up quickly and begins to rub his eyes to get the beer out and relieve the burning sensation. Vlad still holding the mostly full cup of beer looks over to the man he stole it from before emptying the contents of the cup over his head and turning back to TPK who is backing up toward the stairs.
JP: Oh my god was that entirely necessary? Vlad didn't have to humiliate that fan like that! I can understand if he had done it to TPK at least he is involved in the fight.
Ray: Who cares, Vlad has me so hot right now if...if I weren't scared shit less of the man I would go give him a big smooch on the cheek right now.
Vlad walks up and stomps his right foot down on TPK's left, TPK yells out and swings his left fist wildly at Vlad still not being able to fully see yet, Vlad easily dodges and wraps around behind TPK grabbing him by the waist, Vlad picks TPK up and spins him around to where his legs are on his shoulders, Vlad drops to his butt slamming the back and back of TPK's head into the ground before rolling back up to his feet and looking over to the ref, she walks over and kneels down by TPK, she looks at his eyes and checks his breathing and determines he isn't out jut yet, she gets up and backs away from the two men not wanting to be directly involved in the match. Vlad looks around scanning the environment in search of potential hot spots and weapons, after thoroughly assessing the situation Vlad walks up to TPK and throws a boot into his side to keep him down long enough for him to set up for his move, Vlad walks up to a stack of folding tables toward the back of the first floor of fans and sets it up below the second row and looks up before glancing over his shoulder at TPK who is slowly stirring, Vlad quickly takes another table and places it on top of the first, he makes sure his set up is staple and walks back over to TPK who is to one knee by now, Vlad reaches out to grab TPK but TPK quickly bolts up and forward slamming his shoulder into Vlad's get doubling him over, TPK quickly pulls Vlad's head between his legs and lifts him up, he brings his leg between his legs and locks it with his other before snapping down to a sitting position cracking Vlad head first into the floor.
JP: Cradle Piledriver performed with power from TPK, Vlad's head looked like it smacked that concrete floor pretty hard. I don't think it's going to be enough to knock Vlad "The F*ck Out" however.
Ray: No! Why would that sick bastard do that to my Vlad! I'll kill the big meanie.
TPK scoots back away from Vlad before pushing himself to a standing position, the ref walks over and kneels beside Vlad, she rolls him onto his back and checks to see if he is still in shape to fight, he is so she gives the good ol' thumbs up and goes back to her position to watch the bout start back up, TPK quickly walks up to Vlad and reaches down and gets a handful of hair, he starts to drag Vlad to his feet but only gets him to his knees before Vlad thrusts an arm up into the groin of TPK causing him to double over and let out a loud groan, Vlad grins before hooking his arms through TPK's and clasping them between his shoulder blades, Vlad lifts TPK up and quickly falls back slamming him head first to the ground once again.
JP: Good god did you see that elevated double arm DDT from Vlad!? I think that just ended the whole thing, there is no way that any self respecting medical technician would allow such brutality to continue!
Ray: Well then I pray that the one we got isn't self respecting...what I want to see Vlad beat up TPK some more is that so much to ask for?
Vlad gets up and sees the ref walking over, he cuts her off and says he isn't done just yet, reluctantly she backs away as Vlad forces TPK to his feet and hoists him up on his shoulders, he walks TPK up to the second row and sets him down over the railing positioning him just above the two tables, Vlad throws a thunderous right into TPK's jaw rocking him back, TPK quickly grabs onto the guard rail stopping him from plunging to the tables below, Vlad reaches over the hard metal railing and gets a chunk of TPK's hair and slams his face into the rail causing him to lean over the rail. Vlad steps over the railing and pulls TPK over and pulls his head between his legs before hooking his arms, Vlad lifts TPK up over his his head and leaps from the second row, both men come crashing down into the stack of tables TPK's head bouncing hard off of the ground below.
JP: Skesis Driver! Oh my dear god did you see the impact from that landing, I am sorry foliks but I have just got to see that again.
The screen splits in two as the replay of the second row skesis driver is shown in slow motion, the look in Vlad's eyes as he begins to fall down toward the tables is one of pure hatred, the replay also shows a couple of different angles one of which you can see TPK's head bounce pretty well.
Ray: Oh I am so happy now, I could watch Vlad to that to people all day long and never ever ever get bored.
Neither man seems to be showing much motion as the ref makes her way over to check the two men
(Vlad)
She determines that both men are good to continue and the fans erupt into cheering. After a moment, Vladimir gets back up to his feet and then pulls TPK up to his. He drags him by his hair to the steps and they begin to climb them. Vlad eyes the exit into the halls of the arena, but TPK slams his elbow into Vlad's gut, stopping him. He grabs Vlad around the waist and lifts him up, turning and crashing down onto chairs and 1 fan who was a bit slow to get out of the way. Vlad yells out in pain, having landed his lower back across the arm of a chair. TPK hurt himself a little in the process as well, but makes his way back up and then pulls Vlad to his feet, nailing him with a punch as fans in the crowd all turn to watch them, some backing up in the row as Vlad is pushed back punch after punch.
As he's taking steps back, fans that brought cameras are pulling them out and snapping photos, this being the best photo opportunity of any of the stars that they could ask for. TPK rattles Vladimir with shot after shot, making their way into the middle of the row now with seats to both sides of them. Vlad blocks a shot and sees a fan talking on her cell phone, the sight making him want to hit her. Instead, he rips the phone from her hands and slams it across the side of TPK's head, pieces of the phone busting off and flying all over. TPK stumbles back and Vlad goes on the offensive, shooting at him with a huge right hand. TPK ducks under it though and knees Vladimir in the gut before slamming his forehead onto the arm of a seat.
JP: This is insane! The Psycho Kid and Vladimir are fighting right there in the crowd! From what I could see on the screen, I think they even smashed some woman's cell phone!
Ray: She deserves it, JP! How can you talk on your phone with 2 GHW stars fighting it out just a few feet away from you!?
TPK kicks the arm of a chair a few times and breaks it off after a moment, raising it up and using it to bludgeon Vladimir across the head. In the row above the fighters, a young man of about 13 or less stands there, wearing a TPK shirt and screaming "TPK! TPK! TPK!" over and over in support of his favorite wrestler. He snaps a few pictures of his idol, his heart racing with excitement at seeing him this close in the flesh. The Psycho Kid turns to him and reaches out, taking the camera for him as the boy looks at him star stricken. TPK takes a picture of Vladimir's bloodied forehead and face and then poses for a picture with the boy, snapping it and then handing him the camera back. He turns his attention back to Vladimir with a few stomps into his chest as the boy tries not to hyperventilate. TPK pulls Vlad up to his feet and makes his way out of the row with him finally, heading up the aisle towards the doors to the concession area. As they get close, Vlad stomps on TPK's toes and then grabs him by the air, Irish whipping him hard into the door. The door bursts open, dumping TPK into the hall, where a very surprised man nearly drops his newly purchased nachos.
Vladimir follows through and kicks TPK in the ribs before grabbing a handful of hair. He walks him over to the food and looks at the lady behind the counter, who seems pretty shaken at the sight. Vlad orders a beer and she stutters out an "O..okay!". She pours it and sets it on the counter, Vlad grabbing it and seeming like he'll pour in on TPK. Instead, he chugs it down and smiles before planting a right hand across the cheek of TPK. TPK responds with a shot into Vlad's gut, following up quickly with a couple more. As Vlad lets go of his hair, TPK is able to stand fully and boot him in the gut now, working more effectively than the punches. Vladimir bends over holding his gut and The Psycho Kid grabs the popcorn machine off the counter, the worker being too scared to stop him. He lifts it up and slams it down across Vlad's back, the glass shattering and covering him with hot buttered popcorn.
JP: THAT HAD TO HURT! HOT BUTTER AND GLASS!
Ray: My poor Vladdy waddy!!!
Vlad arches his back and grunt out in pain as he walks away from TPK, the pain in his back driving him. He turns around and TPK comes running at him, Vlad ducking down and hitting him with a back body drop onto the tile flooring. Vlad grabs one of the large plastic trashcans and as TPK gets up, favoring his lower back, Vladimir tosses it into him, knocking him back down. Vlad walks up to the merchandise vendor and pulls his wallet from the back of his trunks. He orders one of the new KULT t-shirts and gives the man two twenty dollar bills, telling him to keep the change as he snatches the shirt from his hands. He turns towards the cameraman following the action and holds up the shirt, flashing a smile despite the blood running down his face.
"Can't forget to get your very own KULT t-shirt! Get yours or your mommy won't love you anymore!"
Vladimir then walks over to TPK, who is once again recovering and getting up. He rolls up the shirt and pulls it across his opponents throat, choking him with it. TPK grabs at it and tries to pull it away, gasping for air. After starting to go blue, he throws his leg back in desperation and connects with the family jewels, Vladimir coughing as he backs up and drops to one knee in pain. TPK stumbles into the mens room while Vlad is recouperating, making his way through the crowd that has gathered around them. Vladimir gets back to his feet, still in pain as he looks around. He asks where TPK went and the fans point at the bathroom, Vlad storming off towards it. As he steps in, it's only a moment later before he is forced back out, stumbling from what sounded like he was hit with a steel chair.
A moment later, TPK comes out, holding a long manilla colored box in his hands. He lifts it up and slams it down across Vladimir's head, knocking him down hard with a loud crash from the now detached condom dispenser. Vlad looks at the ceiling as though birdies were going around in a circle overhead. The medic, who has made her way into the crowd comes through, checking on Vlad. She says he is okay and TPK and the crowd around them waits for him to get up. TPK raises the condom dispenser up high again and tosses it down across Vlad's back, knocking him back down and the dispenser flipping off, nearly hitting a fan across the shin.
JP: These 2 are absolutely out of control! Vladimir is writhing in pain and TPK is... what the!? He's talking to a fan and eating popcorn! He better start taking this seriously or he's going to end up hurt badly!
Ray: Get up Vlad! You're not a Mexican, you don't get to sleep on the job!!
JP looks at Ray in shock from the comment, muttering to himself that he'll be surprised if they don't get pulled off the air.
(TPK)
TPK stops looks down and sees Vlad starting to get up and looks back to the fan he was talking too earlier Well gotta go, good luck with that whole not getting directly involved in the match thing." TPK walks over and bends down to grab Vlad's hair but Vlad reacts quickly by slamming the point of his elbow down into TPK's right lef causing him to quickly release Vlad's hair, Vlad quickly gets to his feet and pushes TPK back, TPK and Vlad lock eyes as TPK *Against his better judgment* rushes at Vlad again, TPK gets a few steps away and throws a hard left at Vlad's head but Vlad steps swiftly to the side causing TPK to slam his fist into the men's room door, TPK pulls his hand back and begins shaking it as Vlad takes this opportunity to walk back toward the concession stand, TPK follows close behind and Vlad gets up to the counter and leans over it and looks around for anything that could be used to do damage, Vlad looks and sees a pizza cutter laying on a pizza pan and picks up one in each hand before spinning to face TPK who staggers back being caught off guard, Vlad pulls the pan toward himself before flicking his wrist forward and releasing the pan at TPK, it whirls through the air for a moment before smacking TPK's chest knocking him off balance and down to the floor.
JP: That pizza pan bounced hard off of the chest of The Psycho Kid flooring him almost instantly, this should give Vlad a great chance to get him acquainted with the pizza cutter.
Ray: Vlady Wady you are so cool, cut him up real good for daddy!
Vlad tosses the pizza cutter from hand to hand while making his way over to his fallen prey, he gets to TPK's side and lets the pizza cutter hang down by his side before throwing a hard right boot into TPK's chest causing him to let out a loud groan, Vlad quickly sits down on TPK's chest and starts to bring the cutter down toward his forehead, Vlad almost gets the cutter to TPK's forehead but TPK reaches up and grabs Vlad's wrist and starts to push away, Vlad grabs his own hand and pushes down hard, both men struggle to gain the advantage when Vlad suddenly releases his grip on his wrist and throws his left fist down and to the side of TPK's face causing TPK to let go long enough for Vlad to dig the cutter into TPK's forehead, Vlad presses down hard and slowly drags it across TPK's forehead as some of the onlooking fans look uneasy about being so close to such brutality, TPK begins to kick his feet wildly causing the cutter to dig deeper making the cut worse and worse, Vlad quickly pulls up the cutter out of TPK's head and throws it to the side as blood begins to flow from the forehead of TPK.
JP: So sadistic is Vlad Strife, he was smiling the whole time he was carving his opponent up, blood is really beginning to poor from that cut and that could make this match end quite abruptly.
Ray: Alright blood! Go Vlady it's your birthday yeah go go go give me a V, yeah yeah, give me a l...*notices JP getting very irritated and stops his cheering*
Vlad gets up and roughly yanks TPK to his feet and begins to walk steadily for a group of large glass doors, TPK who is almost dead on his feet is delayed a moment as he tries to shake off the cobwebs, he regains some energy and walks after Vlad, Vlad gets to the doors and goes through the first set and stops before going to the second set and out to the front of the arena, he looks back to see TPK hot on his heels and waits with a hellish look in his eyes, TPK eventually makes his way through the doors and the two men now surrounded by glass panes, Vlad grabs TPK by the back of the head but before he has the chance to do anything TPK manages to free himself and boot Vlad in the guy bending him over, TPK grabs Vlad by the hair spins him around and tosses him through the other glass door and to the outside of the arena spraying some bystanders with glass fragments.
JP: Well good news for those not here soon enough to get tickets will be getting a show here as well, these two could end up taking this fight all over the place at the pace they are going now.
Ray: Lucky! Now these people not smart enough to buy tickets in advance are getting more action then me this is just fan freakin tastic!
TPK steps through the large hole that was the door leading to the inside of the arena and looks around as a large crowd has gathered around the two men, Vlad gets to his feet in a state of rage after having his own strategy used against him. TPK backs away from the bits of glass as Vlad brushes the bits on him off and follows closely, the two men stop well clear of the glass and stare one another down as the fans gathering them begin to chant.
Crowd: GH Dubya!...GH Dubya!
TPK and Vlad quickly rush forth and lock up grabbing one anthers shoulders both pushing and struggling for the advantage, TPK almost has Vlad down but Vlad powers up and shoves TPK down to the ground Vlad quickly walks away from TPK and grabs a metal trashcan filled with trash, he walks back over to TPK and empties the contents of the can onto his chest before slamming the can hard down into TPK's head, the ref walks over and says TPK as fine as Vlad plots his next move.
(Vlad)
Vladimir takes in a deep breath of the cool air relaxingly. He wipes blood and sweat from his forehead and wipes it on his pants, several people outside for a smoke looking at him in shock. Vlad walks up to one and holds his hand out, the guy passing his cigarette to Vlad. He takes a deep inhale and blows it out, looking a bit calmer as he hands the cigarette back to the man with a polite nod. TPK is up now as Vlad turns around and runs into him with a forearm across his brow, sending Vlad back against the wall. He follows up with a few more shots, the smokers looking on but keeping their distance. Vlad delivers a knee lift into the stomach of his opponent, then throws him against the wall, turning the tables. He takes a few steps back and then runs in with a big boot, slapping it against the wall as TPK narrowly avoids having a sandwich made of his head.
The two men begin to trade punches, breath coming out of them in white puffs thanks to the cold night air. TPK gets the upperhand for a moment, but Vlad kicks him in the knee and changes that easily. He grabs TPK by the wrist and elbow and Irish whips him down into the side of a beautiful concrete fountain nearby. TPK holds his shoulder, having hit a bump in the design of the magnificent decoration. He gets up to his feet and Vladimir comes running at him like a bull seeing red. TPK quickly lowers his shoulder and slams it into the solar plexus of Vladimir before raising up and sending him down into the water, splashing himself and the sidewalk around it. Vladimir gets up quickly, gasping and coughing as he accidentally swallowed some of the water. The wind hits him and seems to threaten to make a Strife-sicle of him. Shivering, Vladimir flips his hair back and is met by an airborne TPK, who lands on him with a Thesz press, knocking them both into the water. TPK begins throwing punches, splashing water around.
JP: They're fighting in the fountain! Is that even allowed? I know there's no rules to the match, but with everything they've done, I don't think we're going to be allowed back in this arena again!
Ray: Bah, who cares? This arena is nothing special..
JP: Says you, but I'm sure the fans here will miss us.
Vladimir pushes him off and the two get up, both soaking wet as they start throwing punches back and forth once again. TPK gets the advantage this time as he slams Vlad's head against the center of the fountain, causing Vlad's vision to distort temporarily. Vlad makes his way out of the fountain though and TPK follows, waiting for Vlad to turn around and dashing for him once he does. He spears Vlad viciously, slamming him to the concrete. The elbows of the raven blue shirt rip open as Vlad's elbows are skinned against the concrete, causing him to yell out in pain. He uses the pain to fuel a right into the side of TPK's head before pushing him off once more and getting back to his feet. He stumbles towards the building and TPK once more follows, hitting a forearm across the upper back of Vladimir.
TPK directs Vlad over to a spotlight that is shining on the side of the arena, lighting it up in the dead of night. He kicks him in the gut, doubling Vlad over and then positions his head between his thighs, reaching over and wrapping his arms around Vlad's waist. TPK then pulls him up off of his feet and looks down before dropping with a piledriver onto the spotlight, busting the glass cover and the bulb, Vladimir screaming as he pulls himself away from it, hot bits of glass stuck in his forehead. He swipes at them, trying to knock them loose and get them off, a burning sensation over his face like the flames of hell. TPK laughs as lays on the ground before getting back to his feet. TPK makes his way over to the still suffering Vlad and grabs him around the waist, Vlad kicking his leg back in between TPK's and causing him to drop the hold immediately and hop around in agony.
JP: Man.. I almost feel sorriest for Kingbear. Can you imagine the bill these two are going to rack up in damages!?
Vladimir makes his way across the parking lot, a now mad TPK following until they get to the sidewalk. Vladimir turns to face his adversary now and hits him across the temple with a right hand. He throws a swift kick into the groin of TPK again, doubling him over in pain. He grabs the back of his pants and hair then and pulls him around in a circle, throwing TPK head first against a mailbox. The Psycho drops into the grass and lays there, unmoving at the moment. Vlad runs his fingers across a dent in the mailbox and laughs with a smile. TPK stirs a bit following a slap to the back of the head, almost as though it woke him up. Vlad continues to slap him as he is getting up and TPK spots a kid coming up the sidewalk on a bicycle. He throws a shot into Vlad's ribs and grabs him by the front of the waist on his pants, pulling him forward into the mailbox. Vlad's eyebrow meets the corner of it and is split open, him falling over dazed on the sidewalk. The kid on the bike is listening to his IPod and doesn't notice until to late as the front tire of his bike hits Vlad across the ribs and flips the bike forward, tossing the kid onto the sidewalk.
Vlad writhes around in pain as the Psycho Kid gets up and checks on the boy, making sure he's okay. Once he finds out that he is, he asks to borrow the kids helmet. The boy reluctantly lets him, unstrapping it and handing it over. As Vlad is getting up, he is met by a shot from the helmet across the back of the head, knocking him forward and into the grass. He dives down on Vladimir, following with another shot before tossing it back to the kid. The medic is nowhere to be seen though as TPK calls for her, looking around. He looks frustrated, distracted enough not to notice the Hardcore King coming to behind him. Vlad sticks his head between TPK's thighs and grabs his legs as he stands up, balancing his opponent on his shoulders. TPK flails around a bit in vain before Vladimir pushes him up and drops him forward, sitting down and slamming TPK's face into the dirt with a dull thud. Disoriented himself still, he flips TPK over and goes for a pin.
JP: Vladimir must really be feeling the effects of this match, Ray. He's forgotten that there is no pinfalls! There's not even a referee nearby to count!
Ray: Oh, my poor Vladimir!
(TPK)
The medic/ref makes her way through the large crowd circled around TPK and Vlad, she taps Vlad on the shoulder as he shoots up and looks back, he eases off when he notices it's the medic, she calmly explains that there are no pins in the match and Vlad lowers his head and gets up as the medic checks on TPK, she says he is ok to continue and gets out of the way, TPK gets slowly to a sitting position and looks up at Vlad with a half grin, Vlad shakes his head and grins back getting ready to inflict more pain on his opponent, while TPK is trying to get up Vlad quickly scans the area until he notices a man changing his tire, he quickly runs over and swipes the guy's hub cap and dumps the bolts that were in it onto the ground, the man gets up in protest but is quickly layed out when Vlad grips the hub cap in both hands and slams it into his skull, Vlad turns quickly to see TPK getting up and holds the large metallic disk down by his side as he walks toward TPK, Vlad brings the hub cap up above his head and brings it down with force as TPK brings his forearms up letting them absorb the blow, the shot causes TPK to fall to his back and he looks up as Vlad pats the hub cab and thrusts it down hard into TPK's stomach causing him to groan and grab his stomach.
JP: Oh man Vlad is a sadist Ray! I don't know why he deems it necessary to attack innocents, sure the hub cap was a great idea but did he have to clock the man just for trying to get it back?
Ray: Just a little collateral damage, I mean he did get the man he was after...kind of like me on most Friday nights, well most of the time anyway.
Vlad looks down at TPK who is rolling around in the soft grass clutching his gut from the pain of the hub cap and determines he has time to plot for another big move, Vlad walks away from TPK and notices a nearby hardware store, he notices a sign reading closed so he just kicks the door in and walks in and begins to search for things, he gathers up suplies and leaves some cash on the counter before walking out of the store carrying a large burlap sack that looks weighed down with wood screws, he ties the sack making sure it had a good gripping point and gives a few test swings before walking back up to TPK who is now standing and walking toward Vlad, Vlad gets a good grip on the bag and swings it out to the side causing it to crash hard into TPK's ribs causing him to let out a loud groan as he doubles over, Vlad quickly swings the bag down and onto the top of TPK's head making him fall down and get a mouth full of gravel.
JP: Wow, these two have really been inventive here tonight, they have both come up with some rather...strange weapons, not that it is a bad thing though.
Ray: Wow Vlad's so dreamy when he is holding a bag full of nuts...I mean yeah hit him again Vlad!
Vlad steps away from TPK and empties the bag onto the side walk before walking over back over to TPK and forcing him to his feet, Vlad scoops TPK up on his shoulder and walks toward the screws, TPK quickly snaps TPK back first down into the many metal screws causing him to rock back and forth which only makes the screws dig in and hurt worse, Vlad laughs at TPK's reaction and looks around for the medic, she finally manages to get back through the crowd and get to the downed psychopath, she kneels down and is careful to avoid the screws, she checks on TPK but he is seemingly ok so she gives the sing to go on and Vlad nods and waits for her to get away before lifting TPK up roughly by his arm, TPK gets to his feet and has a few screws stuck in his back, they fall out one by one as Vlad walks TPK toward a parked car, he keeps a tight grip on TPK's wrist and goes to whip him into the hood of the car but TPK manages to keep his grip and spin thrusting Vlad hard into the car, he slams into it and goes flying face first into the windshield cracking it, TPK hops up onto the hood with Vlad and lifts him up before putting his head betweens Vlad's legs and liting him up to where Vlad is almost laying on his back, TPK drops to his knees and shoots Vlad forward and down into the windshield caving it in and sending Vlad into the interior of the car, TPK hops down from the hood and waits for the medic to check on Vlad.
JP: Well the poor guy who drove the green cougar to the show is in for a big surprise when he...wait a minute, THATS MY CAR!
Ray: Thats how it goes, you treat me like a big ugly and you get your car smashed up! That Psychoslam didn't do your windshield any good did it, I would say not cause well it's gone now!
The medic opens the passenger door of the cougar to check on Vlad, she checks him out for a few moments before signaling he is ok to go on
(Vlad)
As Vladimir is crawling through the busted glass and making his way out of the car, TPK grabs the open door and slams it shut swiftly, bashing Vladimir in the top of the head with it. The medic cringes and checks on him, making sure he's okay. She determines that not only is he okay, he's fit to continue. Vlad picks himself back up weakly and sits in the drivers seat, resting up as he locks the doors and grins. TPK goes for the handle and Vlad flips him the finger before resting his head against the window. Not to be discouraged, TPK steps back for a running start and rushes forward with a dropkick through the window that knocks Vlad over. The Hardcore King rubs his eyes to get rid of a double vision and shakes his head, forcing himself up and brushing glass from his hair. He makes his way out of the car through the newly installed exit and turns to make sure he lands on his back and not his head.
He pulls himself back up using the handle for leverage, TPK waiting just behind him as he does. He approaches Vladimir and receives a back elbow into the jaw, surprising him. Vladimir grabs him in a tight headlock and wrenches it, TPK yelling at him. Vlad backs up, forcing TPK with him. He then sprints to the car, leaping up and sliding through the busted out window into the car. TPK's upper chest and collar bone and slammed against the outside of the door and he drops to his bottom, clutching his collar bone in pain. Vlad turns around and unlocks the door, opening it a little as TPK lays against it. He pulls his knees up to his chest and then blasts the door with both feet, knocking TPK over and sending the door wide open. He kicks it again as it jerks on the hinges and comes back, making his way out.
JP: MY PRECIOUS CAR!
Ray: Jeez, don't tell me you're one of those car freaks that names their cars...
JP: LEAVE BRITNEY ALOOONE!!! LEAVE HER ALONE, DAMNIT!
Vladimir steps out, looking as though he is going to trip on his own feet. He picks up TPK and throws him over his shoulder, not finished with him yet. He carries him over to the hardware store and takes a short run before tossing him through a display window, setting off the store's alarm this time. Vlad goes through the door and makes his way over to him, dropping on him with an elbow to the sternum. He walks over to a shelf and grabs a 2 pack of light bulbs, taking one out of the package. As TPK is getting up, he is sobered up with a shot of pain from a light bulb busting across his lower back. Vladimir pitches another at him, this one hitting him across the back of the neck.
Vlad makes his way to a rack with sledgehammers, smiling as he takes one. As TPK turns around, he is met by the head of a sledgehammer seeking to bash his face in. He dives out of the way and into a shelf, the hammer busting through the drywall and getting stuck. Vlad tries to pull it out, but gets a box of nails across the head for focusing on it. TPK drops the box and grabs a 2x4, rearing it back and then slamming it down across Vladimir's shoulders. He drops to his knees and yelps in pain, TPK pulling it back and then smashing the end into Vladimir's teeth mercilessly. Vlad crumbles to the floor and stares at the ceiling blankly, possibly suffering a concussion. The medic makes her way in and checks on him, declaring him conscious and able to continue. Vlad grabs a shelf to help pull him up, but his hand slips and he falls back on his rear, looking up at TPK. The resident psychopath lifts the 2x4 again and slams it down at Vladimir's head, looking to finish the job. Vlad gets a quick boot up though, taking the shot on the bottom of his boot and stopping it. He kicks his other foot into TPK's stomach, stopping him long enough to get back to a vertical base.
(TPK)
JP: Well, Vlad is back....know what I can't do this, oh my poor Britney, I gotta go!*JP gets up and throws off his headset before grabbing a mic and raising it*tell you what first person to get out here and take my headset you are the new commentator for the night.*JP storms up the ramp and he and Xavier Phoenix meet halfway up the ramp the two men stare one another down for a tense moment before Xavier gets to the commentator table and picks up the headset*
Ray: Well hello there sexy..
Xavier: Shut up Ray! You will find that I am not near as tolerant as Jimmy.
Vlad and TPK stare one another down as TPK lets the 2x4 hang limply at his side, TPK quickly brings it up and swings it to the side and Vlad quickly ducks and throws a hard right fist into TPK's gut causing him to double over and drop the 2x4 Vlad grabs TPK's shoulders and throws his right knee forward as he pulls the psycho one into it drilling him into the chest and flooring him. Vlad walks over to the gardening section and picks up a garden claw, he returns to the downed psychopath and kneels beside him before slamming the claw between his shoulder blades making the claws rip right into the flesh, Vlad slowly drags the claw across TPK's back making three long jagged scars down the back of TPK who is groaning in pain, Vlad reaches the burn mark on TPK's back and drags in a criss cross pattern across that causing a loud yell of pain to escape TPK's throat.
Xavier: Ah ha yes! Thats it my child, go forth and destroy that..that FALSE hero! Make that Psycho Kid rue the day he crossed your path, and lead him forth into your own personal hell that you might make his life that much shorter!
Ray: Wow Jimmy doesn't usually rant like that...then again I rarely agree with Jimmy, so rant away with your praises of my sexy King of Hardcore.
Vlad pries the claw out of TPK's back and stands up lifting TPK with him, he grabs TPK's arm and walks out the door with him, they exit the store just in time to see JP franticly running to check on his car, he sees the damage and almost begins to cry, Vlad laughs at the sight giving TPK an opportunity to free his right arm and throw his left fist into Vlad's ear, Vlad stumbles to the side as TPK begins to walk the other way looking for a new place to take this intense battle, TPK walks toward what looks to be some kind of restraunt, he throws the door opens and walks in revealing a Chinese food place, Vlad follows quickly and the two stand there for a moment looking around, Vlad quickly pushes TPK into the wall and quickly rushes over to one of the bars and grabs a plate, he sees TPK walking at him and Vlad Frisbees the plate at TPK, the plate breaks over TPK's chest dropping him to a knee and causes the patrons of the restraunt to jump in shock, Vlad franticly searches for something useful, Vlad grabs a pair of tongs and clicks them together a few times before walking up to TPK, he pinches the tongs down on TPK's nose and leads him back over to the bar with them, he quickly releases and slams the opposite end of the tongs into TPK's head making him fall into the bar, as the crowd from the outside burst through the doors the staff of the restraunt are in a constant state of shock, Vlad goes to grab TPK but gets a left fist to the stomach doubling him over, TPK quickly gets up and grabs the back of Vlad's head and forces his face into a large vat of sweet and sour sauce, Vlad kicks franticly as the syrupy sauce makes it hard for him to breath.
Xavier: Why does this fool persist! Does he not know fighting the King of Hardcore is a losing battle? He can't win, Vlad will never lose to the hands of someone like that punk!
Ray: I hope Jimmy never comes back, you are so much cooler, and sexier.*Xavier smacks Ray in the arm and Ray smiles as Xavier looks confused*
Vlad finally manages to throw a right elbow into TPK's ribs causing him to release his head long enough to bring his head out of the sauce, Vlad quickly brings TPK's head under his arm and snaps back slamming TPK head first into the ground, Vlad gets up and looks around for the Medic who quickly rushes over and checks on TPK, she determines he is fine and Vlad gets back up grabs a piece of sweet and sour chicken and eats it before going back on the hunt for more implements of destruction.
(Vlad)
Vladimir finds himself a towel: not of much use in the fight, but great for getting sweet and sour sauce off of his face and out of his hair somewhat. He throws the towel aside and grabs a mop, making his way back to TPK and swinging it hard, the end slapping across TPK's cheek and the gray dreads of cotton wrapping around his head for a moment. Vlad then pulls it back and slams the weak aluminum handle across TPK's back, bending it in half too easily and barely hurting him. Vlad throws it to the side and hits TPK with a strong punch instead. Vladimir wrestles with him over to the tables and TPK suddenly turns the tables with a lock around the waist, lifting Vlad up with a belly to belly suplex and slamming him through a small table.
TPK grabs the metal bucket the mop came from and dumps out the water in the floor, bringing it over to Vlad and throwing it down against his skull with a loud bang. He follows with several stomps before grabbing a wooden stool from the bar. As Vlad is pulling himself back up, the stool is sent to splinters across his spine, getting a well earned yell of pain from the impact. Vlad stumbles into the wall, knocking over a fern in a fancy vase as he leans on a pedestal. TPK grabs him by the hair and leads him out of the store, a manager screaming at them in Japanese as they leave. TPK throws Vlad into a fire hydrant, the bolt jabbing into his shoulder painfully. He runs into him with a boot to the mouth, blasting Vladimir onto his back.
Ray: Come on Vlad, don't take that from him! Kick his ass!!
Xavier: Exactly. Don't be pushed around by this hack!
Vladimir pushes the medic back as she gets near and raises a swift boot into the crotch of TPK. He takes his time to get up, knowing he has a few moments before his opponent will recover. He reaches into his pocket and pulls out a bag, reaching inside to pull out what looks like a small wooden board. Vlad messes around with it, getting it ready for what he has planned as TPK recovers and starts to come after him. TPK hits him with a wild shot to the jaw, Vlad stumbling back and interrupting another shot with a quick thumb to the eye. TPK covers the eye Vlad poked and curses, Vlad grinning deviously. He moves the board in to TPK's face and a slam is heard, Vlad letting go and it sticking. As TPK turns and begins to yell, it is now seen that Vladimir has stuck a mousetrap onto his nose. TPK pulls it open and throws it to the ground, holding his nose as it throbs in pain.
Vladimir grabs him by the back of the head and begins to lead him back towards the arena. TPK ducks his head under Vlad's arm and grabs him by the waist of his pants. He pushes Vlad forward and then pulls him back into a shoulder to the lower back, then raises up, lifting Vlad into the air. TPK jumps up and throws himself backwards, slamming Vladimir against the concrete pavement. Vlad rolls around with his back arched, swearing like a sailor as TPK uses this time to get back up and catch his breath. He grabs Vladimir by the legs and raises them, quickly stepping through and grapevining them. Vlad pleads to him not to, but TPK kicks his free leg over Vlad's body and flips him over, locking in a sharpshooter. Vlad screams and punches the pavement in pain, his back red and swollen from the back suplex TPK executed on him onto the sidewalk. Vlad's arms flail, not being able to give up or grab the ropes for a break. He squints his eyes shut in pain and tries to fight against the lock.
(TPK)
Xavier: The Psycho Kid is a damn fool! There is no way Vladimir T Strife would ever tap out to a no talent loser like him even if he could! The Psycho Kid is fighting a losing battle and at the end of the night all it will earn him is a cross on Vlad's hit list.
Ray: Damn! JP is such a loser, they should get you to replace him on a permanent basis, but then again he is less likely to kill me so maybe not.
Vlad struggles to free himself from the hold, but the more he fights the worse the pain becomes on him, TPK torques back on the hold causing screams of pain to come from Vlad, the crowd that is surrounding the two men is in an uproar wanting these two men to physically dissect one another for their amusement, TPK finally feels he has done enough damage and thrusts Vlad's legs roughly to the ground and steps away from The Hardcore King, TPK nods and paces around waiting for Vlad to get back up not wanting to try to pick him up having made that mistake a time or two already and paid for it, Vlad gets to his hands and knees and scoops up a hand fool of dirt unbeknownst to TPK, Vlad stands up and bends over as TPK walks up to him and grabs his shoulder, TPK spins him around and as soon as Vlad is facing TPK he launches the dirt into his eyes causing him to stagger back and begin to furiously rub his eyes to try and get the dirt out.
Xavier: Thats what i'm talking about right there, it's like I often say you can get rid of any problem by throwing a big handful of dirt in it's face!
Ray: Me..OW! That Vlad really knows how to push my buttons, every time I see him step foot in that ring or in this case street, I get sooooo turned on.
Vlad begins to slowly circle around TPK taking full advantage of the situation at hand, Vlad gets behind TPK and turns to face away from him before wrapping his hand arms around TPK's neck and under his chin, Vlad quickly leaps forward and lands on his back bringing the psychopathic superstar down with him, Vlad gets to his feet and spins to look down at TPK, Vlad shoots a quick look at the medic and points down at TPK with a WTF look on his face, she quickly rushes over and checks TPK out, she deems him fit to go on and quickly steps away.
Xavier: I may not like that little bastard, but he is persistent! Thats ok though it gives Vlad more time to beat that mother f*cker down some more, and really can you ever get enough of that!? I know you agree with me ya little freak.
Ray: Oh I do I do I do! I could never get enough of Vlad beating chumps down not ever!
Vlad looks down at TPK to see if he is going to be getting up anytime soon, he determines he has a few moments and so walks away from the action to find some more "toys" he stops next to the building right next to the one they were fighting by and notices a stack of rebar pipes, he gets one in each hand and walks back over to TPK who is getting to his knees, Vlad gets back to TPK just as he is getting up and slams the bar in his left hand into TPK's get bending him over, he quickly spins and slams the one in his right hand across the back of TPK's head knocking him back down. Vlad holds the bars together and leaps in the air before coming crashing down slamming them into TPK's back causing him to let out a horrific yell as the crowd begins to grow louder and louder, Vlad stands up and begins to take batting practice with the bars as the medic quickly rushes over to check on TPK, she says he is ok to go on causing Vlad to look almost surprised as he lets the bars hang to his side.
Part 2 Coming Up
