Post by TPK/Acid on Feb 12, 2009 3:03:33 GMT -4
Open Scene
The scene opens outside of an IHOP it could be any IHOP heck it could even be in your own home town. Cars are seen pulling in and out of the parking lot as people enter and exit the building. The camera slowly pans down and approaches the door as the scene fades to the inside of the IHOP.
Narrator: Are you hungry? FOO SIT DOWN! You change that channel and I will hunt you down and...erm I mean, of course you are, thank god there is IHOP, where we have breakfast anytime you want it, don't forget to check out our dinner menu as well. Hey wait who are those odd looking individuals in the corner booth?
The camera quickly zooms into a booth where TPK, Cosmos, and Human Wreckingball are seen sitting down reading over the menu, TPK is wearing a camouflage EOE Jersey with White letters, and a pair of Khakis and black low tops, Cosmos is wearing a waffle print E.O.E Jersey with sausage link letters, and a pair of psychedelic pants. WB is wearing his Mental Fuckin Warrior shirt, a pair of denim jeans, and some biker boots.
Cosmos: Alright! IHOP has been on my mind all week, I wore my good waffle eating shirt and everything.
TPK and WB laugh a bit as they go back to reading the menu
TPK: Well guys good news is we can order basicly anything we want, IHOP has it all.
WB: Yeah and the fact we get free IHOP for life for doing this commercial doesn't hurt either.
Cosmos:lowers his menu and looks up as his eyes get wideF..F..Free! Oh man I am going to go to town on this menu now.
A waiter comes over holding a pad and pen, he looks at the three men sitting there and waits until they notice him to start talking.
Waiter: Hey aren't you guys from that wrestling federation, GHW? Holy crap it's The Psycho Kid, Cosmos, and my all time favorite wrestler Human Wreckingball!
The men all nod in agreement TPK motions for the notepad and the man hurriedly hands it to him, all three men sign the page and take it out of the notepad and hand it to him, the man grins widely and gets ready to take the three men's orders.
Cosmos:Ok this is going to be a toughy so...I guess i'll take...every waffle type on the menu I am after all wearing my good waffle eating shirt.
WB:Let's see here I want some sausage, some eggs, some bacon, some mushrooms, and hmm some toat. Oh yeah and a side of pancakes.
TPK: I'll take some Belgium waffles with Butter Pecan syrup maybe top that with some banana, a side of sausage, oh and some hash browns. Maybe a glass of milk.
Waiter: It'll be out faster than you can say IHOP.
Cosmos:IHO...
The food arives and the three men begin eating, TPK and WB are eating at a normal pace while Cosmos is quickly devouring everything that is in his path when suddenly a large portion of scrambled eggs beans him in the side of the face, Cosmos stops eating immediately and looks over to see a small child laughing at him Cosmos grins wildly and throws some eggs back at the kid but misses and hits a guy in the booth next to him, the man in the booth gets mad and throws a sausage link at Cosmos but ends up hitting WB which causes a large scale food fight to start, eggs, sausage, bacon and breakfast food galore begins flying around the room nailing everyone in the place. The scene fades to black as everyone is grinning and tossing food about.
Narrator: Get IHOP...and GO! HEY...who threw this biscuit!? Oh it's on now!
EoT (Comments welcomed)
