Post by TPK/Acid on Feb 12, 2009 2:56:30 GMT -4
The scene opens with a black screen with the word Breakfast on the screen in bold white letters, the word fades out and an empty table loaded with a nice little breakfast on it is seen, TPK and Cosmos slowly walk into frame in their wrestling attire and both look over to the table.
TPK: There is a sad epidemic in the world today...
Cosmos: That epidemic, is much like the scene you see before you now...everyday thousands of breakfasts go uneaten and ignored.
Everything on the screen other than TPK and Cosmos disappears leaving TPK and Cosmos standing in blackness for a few moments, suddenly an average looking restraunt pops up around the two men and they walk up to a table with a mean looking man and sit across from him, he says or does nothing as they aren't noticeable by the people in the restraunt. A sign that says villan pops over the guys head as the scene pauses until the sign goes away.
TPK: This...this is Andy, Andy...is a villan.
Cosmos: And it is a known fact that "they" don't eat breakfast...observe
A waitress walks over and stands next to the table with her notepad and pen, she waits for the guy to finish looking over the menu one last time and grins warmly at him.
Jasmine: Good morning sir, may I take your order?
Andy: Well let's see it's oh...*checks his watch*six o'clock in the morning so I guess i'll just have a bacon cheeseburger.
Jasmine: Thank you very much sir, that will be out shortly.
The waitress collects Andy's menu and walks away as TPK and Cosmos exit the man's booth as the restraunt slowly fades out, once again leaving TPK and Cosmos standing in darkness.
TPK: Just tragic.
Cosmos: But there is a way this tragedy can be avoided.
TPK: Indeed there is a way my friend, parents I know you are watching this, sure we may look like a couple of people who escaped from a loony bin, and well hey you are almost right there...but we are deadly serious on this issue.
Cosmos: Please for the sake of your future and theirs, feed your children breakfast or they may just end up like poor ol' Andy.
TPK: You may even be thinking to yourselves, "Self, whats so bad about a bacon cheeseburger at six in the morning?" I am sad to say that it does not end there
The inside of a bar slowly fades in and the time has shifted forward an hour according to a clock on the wall, we now see Andy sitting at the bar looking about like he is ready to fall out of his seat. The bar tender casually approaches Andy and starts to clean glasses as Andy looks up to see him waiting for a drink order.
Bill: You sure you need to be drinking anymore sir? It's only seven in the morning.
Andy: I'll..*hiccup*you when I have had enough..*hiccup* to drink madam! Besides this will only be my*starts counting on his fingers before finally holding up five*third shot.
Bill: Sir, go home and sleep it off.
Andy hesitantly gets up out of his seat, he manages to keep his footing all of three to four seconds before passing out cold in the middle of an old run down bar, as soon as Andy lands between TPK and Cosmos both men look down and shake their heads in disgust.
TPK: Truly a pity, and to think eating a nice breakfast when he was a youngster could have avoided all of this tragedy in this man's life.
Cosmos: Yes any moment now security is going to come and unceremoniously toss this poor sap out on his ass, where he will most likely be urinated on by a stray dog, a homeless person or if he is truly unlucky both.
TPK: The easy money is on both
The bar fades away back to the black screen, the breakfast table from earlier is seen once again, only this time there is a nice family gathered around the table and two open seats are left, the mother offers TPK and Cosmos a seat which they happily take.
TPK: Remember, breakfast isn't just good for you.
Cosmos: *Points to the two children* It's good for them as well
The scene fades to black as everyone at the table begins to chow down on some breakfast.
EoT (OOC: As always comments welcomed)
TPK: There is a sad epidemic in the world today...
Cosmos: That epidemic, is much like the scene you see before you now...everyday thousands of breakfasts go uneaten and ignored.
Everything on the screen other than TPK and Cosmos disappears leaving TPK and Cosmos standing in blackness for a few moments, suddenly an average looking restraunt pops up around the two men and they walk up to a table with a mean looking man and sit across from him, he says or does nothing as they aren't noticeable by the people in the restraunt. A sign that says villan pops over the guys head as the scene pauses until the sign goes away.
TPK: This...this is Andy, Andy...is a villan.
Cosmos: And it is a known fact that "they" don't eat breakfast...observe
A waitress walks over and stands next to the table with her notepad and pen, she waits for the guy to finish looking over the menu one last time and grins warmly at him.
Jasmine: Good morning sir, may I take your order?
Andy: Well let's see it's oh...*checks his watch*six o'clock in the morning so I guess i'll just have a bacon cheeseburger.
Jasmine: Thank you very much sir, that will be out shortly.
The waitress collects Andy's menu and walks away as TPK and Cosmos exit the man's booth as the restraunt slowly fades out, once again leaving TPK and Cosmos standing in darkness.
TPK: Just tragic.
Cosmos: But there is a way this tragedy can be avoided.
TPK: Indeed there is a way my friend, parents I know you are watching this, sure we may look like a couple of people who escaped from a loony bin, and well hey you are almost right there...but we are deadly serious on this issue.
Cosmos: Please for the sake of your future and theirs, feed your children breakfast or they may just end up like poor ol' Andy.
TPK: You may even be thinking to yourselves, "Self, whats so bad about a bacon cheeseburger at six in the morning?" I am sad to say that it does not end there
The inside of a bar slowly fades in and the time has shifted forward an hour according to a clock on the wall, we now see Andy sitting at the bar looking about like he is ready to fall out of his seat. The bar tender casually approaches Andy and starts to clean glasses as Andy looks up to see him waiting for a drink order.
Bill: You sure you need to be drinking anymore sir? It's only seven in the morning.
Andy: I'll..*hiccup*you when I have had enough..*hiccup* to drink madam! Besides this will only be my*starts counting on his fingers before finally holding up five*third shot.
Bill: Sir, go home and sleep it off.
Andy hesitantly gets up out of his seat, he manages to keep his footing all of three to four seconds before passing out cold in the middle of an old run down bar, as soon as Andy lands between TPK and Cosmos both men look down and shake their heads in disgust.
TPK: Truly a pity, and to think eating a nice breakfast when he was a youngster could have avoided all of this tragedy in this man's life.
Cosmos: Yes any moment now security is going to come and unceremoniously toss this poor sap out on his ass, where he will most likely be urinated on by a stray dog, a homeless person or if he is truly unlucky both.
TPK: The easy money is on both
The bar fades away back to the black screen, the breakfast table from earlier is seen once again, only this time there is a nice family gathered around the table and two open seats are left, the mother offers TPK and Cosmos a seat which they happily take.
TPK: Remember, breakfast isn't just good for you.
Cosmos: *Points to the two children* It's good for them as well
The scene fades to black as everyone at the table begins to chow down on some breakfast.
EoT (OOC: As always comments welcomed)
