Post by Hyperelf on Jun 30, 2008 15:11:59 GMT -4
Date: February 17th, 2007
Lizzie: Hello all, I am seen here with me the energetic one himself, even at this moment, jumping around in place, If I were you all I would hold on to your donuts, Here he is, The Hyper Elf!
Hyper is bouncing around in place hyped on sugar… And a donut which is half stuck in his mouth.
Lizzie: Umm… ok.. So Hyper, what everybody wants to know is how are you going to do in that-
Hyper grabbed the mic from Lizzie, cutting her off.
Hyper: ffhaaph feehffpphh afkphfhf….
Hyper notices the donut is still stuck in mouth. So he swallows it down quickly, clears his throat, and begins to project his words enough so everybody would understand him.
Whew! That was ONE good donut!
Lizzie got the mic back.
Yes, I bet it was Hyper, but like I was trying to ask you before…umm..
Lizzie stares at the box that Hyper pulls out from behind him which happen to be chocolate glazed donuts. Where he begins to launch two donuts at a time into his mouth.
Mmmmmmmm.. Donuts. How can anybody live without donuts!? I mean, look at them! They taste good! *he sniffs the donut* They smell good! They look good! *He pokes the donut* They feeeel good. *He tries to listen to the donut* Well, I don’t know if they sound very good. Maybe they are quiet donuts.
Riight.. Back to the topic Hyper, how do you feel about your.. WHAT ARE YOU DOING NOW?
Hyper was cought shoving a cable up into the donut.
What? I thought since the donut was so quiet. And I know all of you ADDICTS out their want to hear this nice donut! So I’m plugging it up to an amp!
The Elf has a big smile on his face, as if he thought of some brilliant plan all by himself.
HYPER! LOOK AT ME! FOCUS THE MATTER AT HAND! FOCUS!
Oh.. Sorry Lizzie, I guess The ADDICTS can listen to the donut later on.
Right, so anyway Like I was saying before-
Is that a pimple on your forehead?
What? Umm.. no.. What? You serious?
Yeah.. I’m sure.. wow, its bigger then I thought!
Really?
Sheesh! It kind of reminds me of King Bear.. So big.. So huge.. OH LOOK! Its got a twin!
What? No! Come on now!
No I’m serious! You should check this out! Let me pop it!
No! Lets forget about it!
But.. it’s two King Bear size pimples!
Alright! Pop them! Get it out of the way.
Hyper Elf grabs Lizzies head as he thrusts his hands into her forehead, trying to get the pimples to pop.
EEK! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
I’m trying to pop the pimples!
Is this really necessary?!?
YES!
The camera Zooms back seeing Lizzie’s back over Hypers leg, almost looking like an end of a backbreaker.
Finally! Got them!
Hyper helps up Lizzie whos hair is all over the place, and her chest moving up and down quickly as if it were a work out.
Can we go on now?
Yeah I think so…Where are we going?
Were NOT going anywhere!?
But you said-
HYPER.. NO! We're on T.V!
oh.. yeah.. ok..
No more donuts? No more pimples?
Uhh.. Not at the moment.
Good.. *she breaths in deeply* Can you please tell me how you feel about your upcoming main event match at Dawn of Destruction. The “Electric pool match.”
*long pause*
OH DAMN IT HYPER!
Hyper is steadily trying to balance donuts one on the other.
What?
GAAH! I give up!
End of thread
Lizzie: Hello all, I am seen here with me the energetic one himself, even at this moment, jumping around in place, If I were you all I would hold on to your donuts, Here he is, The Hyper Elf!
Hyper is bouncing around in place hyped on sugar… And a donut which is half stuck in his mouth.
Lizzie: Umm… ok.. So Hyper, what everybody wants to know is how are you going to do in that-
Hyper grabbed the mic from Lizzie, cutting her off.
Hyper: ffhaaph feehffpphh afkphfhf….
Hyper notices the donut is still stuck in mouth. So he swallows it down quickly, clears his throat, and begins to project his words enough so everybody would understand him.
Whew! That was ONE good donut!
Lizzie got the mic back.
Yes, I bet it was Hyper, but like I was trying to ask you before…umm..
Lizzie stares at the box that Hyper pulls out from behind him which happen to be chocolate glazed donuts. Where he begins to launch two donuts at a time into his mouth.
Mmmmmmmm.. Donuts. How can anybody live without donuts!? I mean, look at them! They taste good! *he sniffs the donut* They smell good! They look good! *He pokes the donut* They feeeel good. *He tries to listen to the donut* Well, I don’t know if they sound very good. Maybe they are quiet donuts.
Riight.. Back to the topic Hyper, how do you feel about your.. WHAT ARE YOU DOING NOW?
Hyper was cought shoving a cable up into the donut.
What? I thought since the donut was so quiet. And I know all of you ADDICTS out their want to hear this nice donut! So I’m plugging it up to an amp!
The Elf has a big smile on his face, as if he thought of some brilliant plan all by himself.
HYPER! LOOK AT ME! FOCUS THE MATTER AT HAND! FOCUS!
Oh.. Sorry Lizzie, I guess The ADDICTS can listen to the donut later on.
Right, so anyway Like I was saying before-
Is that a pimple on your forehead?
What? Umm.. no.. What? You serious?
Yeah.. I’m sure.. wow, its bigger then I thought!
Really?
Sheesh! It kind of reminds me of King Bear.. So big.. So huge.. OH LOOK! Its got a twin!
What? No! Come on now!
No I’m serious! You should check this out! Let me pop it!
No! Lets forget about it!
But.. it’s two King Bear size pimples!
Alright! Pop them! Get it out of the way.
Hyper Elf grabs Lizzies head as he thrusts his hands into her forehead, trying to get the pimples to pop.
EEK! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
I’m trying to pop the pimples!
Is this really necessary?!?
YES!
The camera Zooms back seeing Lizzie’s back over Hypers leg, almost looking like an end of a backbreaker.
Finally! Got them!
Hyper helps up Lizzie whos hair is all over the place, and her chest moving up and down quickly as if it were a work out.
Can we go on now?
Yeah I think so…Where are we going?
Were NOT going anywhere!?
But you said-
HYPER.. NO! We're on T.V!
oh.. yeah.. ok..
No more donuts? No more pimples?
Uhh.. Not at the moment.
Good.. *she breaths in deeply* Can you please tell me how you feel about your upcoming main event match at Dawn of Destruction. The “Electric pool match.”
*long pause*
OH DAMN IT HYPER!
Hyper is steadily trying to balance donuts one on the other.
What?
GAAH! I give up!
End of thread
