Gnarf vs Skull!

[gnarfflinger]

Up next, another hardcore war between two guys with a stories history!

Yeah, that ugly troll stole Skull's *bleep* title back in *bleep*! Then the next week, they had another round, that time a ladder match!

They got tables here too! Maybe they'll bring food...

Jimmy and Ray look at Random Hippie Guy.

What? I got the munchies...

What the hell? There are security guards milling around the entrance!

Gnarfflinger and Skull are brawling at the entrance to the ringside area! Both competitors are already busted open, and the Butcher has just driven a staple gun into Skull's forehead. Skull responds with a shot from a Light tube that was on a table near the entrance.

Shouldn't they be doing that in the ring?

Oh Shit! They're coming this way!

Ray, Get out from under the table this instant!

TBC: Skull.

[skull]

Skull takes a second to wipe the blood out of his eyes and attempts to pick the staple out of his forehead. Gnarf recovers quickly and uses this time to pick up another light tube and break it over Skull's head.

RHG: Dude, like, I'm not comfortable with you being under this table. You being you and everything.
JP: I should probably point out during this commotion that since leaving GHW in July, this is the first time Skull has set foot in a wrestling ring. I say that metaphorically, of course as they haven't even made it to the ring yet. Do you have your camera phone on Ray?
Ray: It's like Cloverfield out there, I'm safe down here.

Skull takes a punch to the temple and staggers toward the commentary table, followed by the butcher. JP and RHG clear out but Ray, still oblivious to the action stays put.
Skull takes another punch from Gnarfflinger and loses his balance, stumbling into the commentary table.
Hearing the noise, Ray crawls out from under the table and then his heart sinks as he finds himself in between an angry Gnarfflinger and Skull.
The two wrestlers stand still, at a temporary stalemate as neither of them want to hurt their favorite announcer. Skull is the first to make a move.
He reaches into his trouser pocket and takes out a small silver flask, drinking the contents. Knowing what is coming next, both Ray and Gnarfflinger duck as Skull spits out a mist of red liquid. Unfortunately, RHG, who was standing behind Gnarfflinger, didn't duck and got a face-full of the viscous liquid.
With a clear pathway now, Skull jumps over Ray who is on all fours after ducking from the mist. Then, still in mid air, Skull catches his crouching opponent in the head with a Shining Wizard. Gnarfflinger's lights go out and he falls into a sitting position, then flat onto his back.

JP: We're back now fans and I must say that was an impressive move from Skull. As Ray touched on earlier, there are issues between these two dating from the merger between SCW and another fed that I won't name.
RHG: Voldemort Championship Wrestling?
JP: Get yourself cleaned up, you idiot. And get up, Ray.

With Gnarf down, Skull digs into his other pocket and takes out an SWF t-shirt which he holds up to show the crowd. The SWF fans go wild and Skull smiles for the first time in the match.
Skull then takes the shirt and wraps it around Gnarfflinger's neck, choking him. Still choking him with the shirt, Skull pulls Gnarf to his feet and drags him down to the ring, eventually making it there and rolling him under the bottom rope. Rather than getting into the ring as well, Skull climbs up the steps, then onto the top of the turnbuckle where he rests, looking down at Gnarfflinger.

JP: Well Skull could jump off and attack Gnarfflinger now, but it looks like he's waiting for the big man to get up.
Ray: I know the feeling. But if Skull waits too long and gives Gnarf time to recover, he could regret it later on in the match.
RHG: I'm gonna go to the bathroom and wash this blood off my face. You guys carry on without me.

TBC by Gnarfflinger