Pre-Main Event bunny vs crazy one

[Liam]

<>Jimmy pate<>
Welcome back from the commercial break folks, I am Jimmy pate and with me is our residential fruit loop Ray White. Our next event in tonight's exciting line up ladies and gentleman looks to be one hell of a humdinger. El Conajo Blanco who recently lost his title to a man on a spree as it were looking to release some of his anger in tonight's match.

<>Ray White<>
Much as I like to see these matches as of late Jimmy, I really do not know if the goody two shoes is up to it. I mean he has been stabbed more than once by Rhaps, and been involved in very brutal matches ever since. I .. I just don't know if he can physically be ready or able to take another hard core match of this caliber.[/center][/color]
Making his way from the locker room Cb stops for a moment and looks around him. Assistants, cleaners and various under paid support bustle along the hallways going about there own business seemingly ignorant to the wrestler. Eventually coming to the stairs which lead to the main entry stage, if you can call a tattered old made at home style curtain an entry. CB shakes his arms loosely with obvious pain in his right shoulder before stretching his neck. Given up by Linkin Park begins to play the lights fade out and the monster-tron shows highlights of selected matches from the Crazy One. People in the audience change there attention from the screen to the stage as the wrestler appear from the right side of the curtain. Crazy One is in his attire of deep red wrestling tights, a black shirt which states " Crazy Boy, his own worse enemy" and his snake skin boots. Casually he walks down the aisle raising his hands in high five to the fans lucky enough to be point blank to the action. Walking to either side of the security barrier as he walks confidently towards the ring reading some of the fan made banners and looking at the packed at audience.

<>Izzy Wright<>
Ladies and Gentleman. The next exciting match of the evening will be a first blood match. The rules are simple, there is none. The aim is to beat your opponent so bad that they begin to bleed. It does not matter if it is a scratch or a laceration. Introducing a man who is suspected to have escaped an asylum ... he hails all the way from parts unknown. Weighing in tonight at a lean two hundred and twenty five pounds and standing at six feet and two inches ... Crazy Boy !!

Stopping mid-stride he tilts his head to the side while raising his chin and inhales a deep breath. Lowering his head as he opens his eyes he gazes around him at the cozy audience in the small yet spacious Solid Core Gymnasium. Turning his head he focuses on the ring which appears to be well put together considering its obviously constructed by second hand demolition site left overs. A chuckle of bemusing thought comes over him as he sings the theme song of Scooby Doo. His neck silently cracking as he stretches side to side. Crazy Boy takes his another step as he makes his way to the ring. Turning to his side he sees a fan with a small notebook and pencil. With a smile on his face he happily signs the notebook followed by a small smiley face. The girl in response looks at the name, and turns a shade of red as she blushes. A slight smile betrays his calm persona as he continues to walk the aisle. Once at the squared circle Crazy Boy stops at the steel steps and climbs to the apron.

<>Jimmy Pate<>
Well if that answers your question Ray, there is no obvious injury or hindrance in his stride tonight. I would even go as far as say he looks as fit as a fiddle.

Bowing his head in silent prayer Crazy Boy places his right foot on the second rope as the lights return to normal before placing his left in the ring and entering. Walking around the ring he gazes at the ecstatic audience wondering if there enjoying the great night of entertainment. Pacing around the ring Crazy Boy poses a little receiving a somewhat better reaction than in his previous matches from the small yet loyal audience. Removing his shirt revealing a toned appearance, what is noticeable are several tribal tattoos and a few healing lacerations to his upper right arm and shoulder. Walking to the ropes Crazy Boy leans on them as he faces the entrance to await his foe.

Tbc by El Conajo Blanco.

Moves List:-
evpw.proboards91.com/index.cgi?board=cntracts&action=display&thread=502

[TPK/Acid]

(Might as well post my movelist as well eh - evpw.proboards91.com/index.cgi?board=cntracts&action=display&thread=25)

CB stays stationary in the corner never once taking his eyes off the ramp as from the loud speakers Icky Thump by The White Stripes hits sending the fans into a craze, a few moments pass and no ECB prompting the music to abruptly die sending a confused buzz throughout the arena, all of a sudden Trix walks out on the stage wielding a mic.

Trix: Ladies and gentlemen El Conajo Blanco will be out shortly, due to the nature of this match he had to make a quick wardrobe change...thank you.

Trix lowers her mic and waves to the crowd before once again disappearing through the curtain, after a few moments Icky Thump by The White Stripes hits once again and this time without hesitation ECB comes out from backstage wearing a pair of long plain black tights, elbow pads, knee pads, boots, and his mask. He is followed out a few moments later by RHD who is wearing his normal hippie attire.

JP: Well I was going to bring up the point that El Conajo Blanco wears a full bodysuit and a mask leaving no places to really make bleed but in the interest of fairness he has changed.

Ray: Yeah now it will be no problem to see when his torso is bleeding...what an idiot he could have covered himself completely and no one would have been able to tell!

Blanco walks briskly down the ramp toward the ring and slaps hands with as many fans as he can on the way, he reaches the bottom of the ramp and throws his hands up into the air in an attempt to work the crowd. Moments later Blanco slides under the bottom rope as RHD makes his way to the announce table and takes a seat before putting a headset on. Blanco gets quickly to his feet and points toward his opponent before clapping and then motioning his hands up in down starting a CB chant. With the chant booming through the compact arena ECB slowly walks up to his friend/opponent and extends his hand hoping for a pre match handshake.

Hippie: Hey dudes, it's totally killer to be back man.

JP: Well Hippie, it's always nice to have you down...course anything that keeps me from having to be alone at this desk with Ray is a welcomed treat.

Ray: Aww come on Jimmy, you're making me blush.

JP: Whatever you think I meant it's most likely the exact opposite of that...I don't wanna be alone with you in fear you'll say the wrong thing once too many and i'll choke you to death. Come on prison wouldn't be to good for me.

Ray: Sounds like a singles club to me.

TBC

[Liam]

El Conajo extends his hand towards his friend who gladly shakes it then they nod there head in respect to each other. Both shaking there arms and stretching loosing up for the brutal match and begin circling each other. Blanco the first to react feints a left kick causing Crazy One to jump back a little causing El Conajo to grin. Crazy Boy waving his finger as if to say " You gotta do better than that buddy ". With a cheeky shrug of the shoulder the young wrestler jumps around on he spot a little to hypo. The older veteran steps forward slightly tilting his head as he moves towards El Blanco. Confusing the younger opponent he stops mid-stride and points towards the entrance stage just as yelling and screaming can be heard which starts to draw every ones attention. Both of the wrestlers turn to look where commotion is coming from.

The reason for all the commotion is clear when two staff from back stage come through the curtains struggling to hold a rather large leather recliner. Closely following the two staff is an emotional Trix who is yelling and barking orders as if a Sergeant at a boot camp. The weight of the recliner causing the two staff to momentarily drop it only further agitating an already irate Trix.

::Trix::
Damn it you simpletons ... I did not say drop it there. I clearly told you that I want that over at ringside so I can watch the damn match. Stop sulking ... get off your asses and move it closer to the action.

Feeling satisfied that she at least got one thing off her mind Trix then slaps the two on the side of the head as they pick up the recliner and move it to the bottom of the aisle where she sits down and makes herself comfortable.

::Hippie::
Wow ! . Trix looks really looks mad, kinda like that bull I seen when I was picking mushrooms on this farm man.

::Ray White::
Really ? .. You like mushrooms ? ... I love mushrooms with pasta and garlic bread.
::Hippie::
FAR OUT MAN .. You put mushrooms in your pasta ?? .. you must be so wasted man. I usually just boil them up and make a tea out of them.
::Jimmy Pate::
I think they both have there wires crossed there. Distractions aside lets carry on with the match as El Conajo took advantage and used a cleverly timed arm drag to send Crazy Boy to the canvas ending in a painful looking thud.[/center][/color]

The audience cheering them on and putting there hands together excitedly so far enjoying the nights events.

Following up his early advantage El Blanco quickly drops an elbow to the sternum of his compadre. Standing back showing his respect for the wrestler Conajo watches as Crazy One gets back to his feet holding his chest area. With a nod of his own respect Crazy Boy shakes off the pain and raises his arm. El Conajo thinking its a test of strength gesture complies with the offer and as he raises his own arm is caught off guard by a sneaky boot to the ribs. With his friend bent over slightly winded Crazy One grabs hold of the muscle between the shoulder and neck then slams him spine first to the mat by sweeping his legs from under him. Turning so he has his back to his opponent Crazy One jumps up flipping backwards attempting a standing moonsault, but Conajo not being a complete rookie brings his knees up causing Crazy Boy to land rib first into them. Grabbing his foe from the upper arms he uses his athletic ability by pulling his arms above his head while still holding Crazy Boy and with a kick of his legs flips him backwards in a monkey flip style move. El Conajo now above his opponent he delivers a volley of right jabs then a nasty left closed fist in revenge for the sneak attack.

::Ray White::
Both men look even ability wise in a seemingly slow paced back and forth match.

::Jimmy Pate::
Has someone been teaching you backstage to call a match Ray ?
::Hippie::
Hey Trix .. you look really comfortable over there, sure you don't want a servant as well ?[/center][/color]
Standing to his feet . this time not giving his friend a chance as he jumps up before dropping a leg across the upper chest causing Crazy One to mumble something incoherent. Stepping back while making sure he hasn't any more tricks up his sleeve yet El Conajo slides under the rope to look for a weapon. Kneeling down he lifts the apron as he gazes in wonder at what is to be found. Pulling out a trash can fill to the brim with goodies he quickly rummages through it and doesn't find what he is after. Standing momentarily to look in the ring he notices Crazy One still laying holding his chest. Continuing his hunt he soon finds what he is looking and hungrily drags it out from under the ring. " What the hell !?! " Putting what he found into a pocket, Conajo then grabs the steel trash can and pushes it in to the ring under the rope. Crazy One now back to his feet albeit with a reddening chest looks over at Blanco as he slides in the ring, then at the steel trash can, an expression as if to say " Oh play time huh ? ". A cheeky expression on El Conajo's face as he shrugs with a grin then nods. Blanco takes a steel bat from the trash can after a short rummage and motions to his friend to choose a weapon. Crazy Boy casually walks over to the trash can while keeping an eye on his opponent. Pulling out a five wood he twirls it checking for balance dropping it as El Conajo and the audience laugh in unison. His face turning a shade of red slightly embarrassed at his error he picks it up again as the two superstars come to a stand off. Both charging at the same time, instead of seriously trying to injure the other early in the match bring there weapon of choice up and sword fight each other. Once again every one in the audience standing and laughing as the two parry back and forth.

::Hippie::
Maybe we should rename this from wrestling to comedy show man.

::Jimmy Pate::
So much for a wrestling contest folks. Looks like these two wrestlers are just here for a good time hiding the serious implications of a first blood match.[/center][/i][/color]
Just as El Conajo lunges with a stab to the chest Crazy Boy raises his hand in a stop motion before showing his buddy that he has broke a nail. Blanco not able to hide his emotion points to the finger while looking around the audience and taunts his friend. Crazy One pretending to cry is slammed in the chest by a baseball bat, not full force ... but enough to cause him to drop to his knees. Dropping the bat El Conajo jogs backwards a couple steps, then using the rope springboards towards Crazy Boy wrapping his arms around the head and falling down to the mat dropping Crazy One head first with a DDT. With his opponent landing almost lifeless Blanco gets back to his feet , steps back and showing his flexibility jumps ... twist and nails an impressive standing shooting star to the back of Crazy One. Picking him up by the neck El Conajo turns Crazy Boy so he has his back to himself, wraps an arm around the neck and lowers to one knee in a dragon sleeper while forcing a knee into the spine of the fellow Coven member.

Tbc El Conajo Blanco.

[TPK/Acid]

Blanco wrenches back on the neck of CB all the while forcing the middle of his back onto his outstretched knee, CB claws at Blanco's arm and writhes in pain. Blanco manages to keep the move held for a couple of more seconds and then Crazy uses his height and weight to his advantage and pushes his way to a stand forcing his stable mate with him, as soon as both men have their feet planted CB leaps into the air and flips backwards behind Blanco making Blanco lose his grip. The Crazy One lands firmly on his feet behind Blanco and quickly rolls forward extending the heel of his right boot and dropping it into the middle of Conajo's back making him stumble forward and into the ropes. Blanco turns around and leans back against the ropes as CB gets to his feet and rushes him, when he is a few steps away CB extends his arm into Blanco's chest making both men tumble to the outside of the ring making the fans howl wildly in excitement.

JP: Blanco obviously not aware of Crazy Boy's love for that Cactus Clothesline, it landed perfectly and now we have both men on the outside of the ring...and with two wrestlers like these there is no telling just what will go down.

Hippie: Wait...that dude had a cactus a minute ago? I totally didn't see that part dude.

Ray: What? No you stoner...it's just the name of the move. Enough about the match...anyone else see that total fox sitting in the back row over there, wonder if I can get that dudes number?

Both The Crazy One and The Rabbit Warrior lay still for a few moments before getting to their feet, Blanco motions toward CB before clapping and nodding at him signaling a good move. CB cracks a very slight grin and mouths something to ECB before the two men break out in opposite directions to search for more "toys." When they are on opposite sides of the ring both men drop to a knee and lift up the apron before searching around, Blanco quickly pulls out a large wooden slab with four fluorescent light tubes attached to it, he slides it into the ring and slides in after it to set it up in the nearby corner. Meanwhile CB has pulled out yet another trash can this one however is empty, he slides it into the ring and reaches back under before coming out with a horseshoe of all things. CB holds onto the horseshoe tightly and rolls under the bottom rope before holding his newly found weapon high in the air getting a slight snicker from the fans making him get a confused look on his face. Blanco sees Crazy busy with the crowd and rushes him but soon finds out his friend is not quite as distracted as he looked when he turned to the side and flung the metal ring into the air, it sailed a few feet and crashed soundly into the stomach of ECB knocking him down to the mat face first.

Ray: A Horseshoe? Thats odd to have under the ring dontcha think Jimmy?

JP: This is wrestling Ray, I have learned to expect anything and everything known to man to be under that ring.

Hippie: Hey man...do you think they have some nachos or something under there? Because I have to tell you guys I have the munchies like a mother.

With Blanco on the ground clutching his stomach in pain from the horseshoe that was hurled into him mere moments ago CB grabbed his empty trash can and sat it up. CB then points down into the can before picking up Blanco and scooping him up and slamming him down headfirst into the receptacle. Bunnymannia kicks his feet wildly trying to escape the can but CB spins around and slams the heel of his boot into the can toppling it over, with the can on the ground CB rushes toward the ropes and bounces off of them, on the rebound CB jumps into the air and crosses his arms across his chest before landing back first onto the can, the move however seemed to have hurt him just as much as he grabs his back and arches forward before landing face first on the mat and kicking his feet in pain.

Hippie: Running senton on the trash can! My god that must have hurt like a son of a bitch!

Jimmy:*looks over at RHD in shock.* Did...did you actually call a move...and call it correctly there Hippie?

Hippie: Wha...what happened? I blacked out for a moment there...also any word on those under the ring nachos?

Ray: I have seen some strange shit in my time, most of which happened in my own room, but you take the cake Hippie.

Hippie: Oh far out man, theres cake now! Dude I hope it's chocolate!

TBC