David Payne vs ECB

[TPK/Acid]

The scene opens as the ring crew is finishing up clearing the ring of debris from the previous match, the audience is still calming down when from the speakers Icky Thump by The White Stripes hits and the bar door burst open, ECB comes in the door of The Mosh Pit wearing his Bunnymania' t-shirt and holding a sparkler in his right hand lighting the room up nicely, suddenly a random drunk rushes at ECB and sprays him with a fire extinguisher thinking he was on fire, the crowd as well as ECB chuckle a little.

Izzy: The following match is scheduled for one fall, introducing first from Wonderland he stands five feet seven inches tall and weighing in at two hundred and thirteen pounds EL...CONAJO...BLLLLLLLLLLLLANCO!

ECB looks at the spent sparkler in his hand ans just shrugs as he hands it to a nearby fan and walks toward the ring taking time to talk to members of the crowd, he reaches the ring and slides in before removing his shirt and firing it into the crowd where a couple of young ladies have a little skirmish before one ends up finally getting the shirt.

KB: Well if you are just now tuning in, do not turn the channel you are indeed watching EVPW, we are coming to you live from The Mosh Pit...and what a show we have seen so far, but coming up next are two men who we knew were bound to meet in that ring eventually. David Payne and El Conajo Blanco are going to but heads here tonight and it doesn't take a rocket scientist to point out this one is going to be fierce, after all Blanco did have David Payne jailed for killing a rabbit and smashing it on his van.

Hippie: Yeah man I remember that man, that David Payne dude totally woke me up, and I was like having one major nap too man.

TBC

[TPK/Acid]

David quickly shoots the legs of ECB and yanks him down to his back while keeping the legs of ECB firmly held, he steps through ECB's legs and wraps them around his own leg before flipping ECB on his back and placing his weight on his opponents lower back gaining an early advantage with a picture perfect sharp shooter.

KB: Wow David Payne off to a great start after that sucker punch on El Conajo Blanco right before the bell, that sharp shooter is locked in and Blanco is going to have to do something and fast if he wants to prevent tapping out.

Hippie: Wow wee man, David Payne is like...like...he's...that has really got to hurt man. Blanco dude i'd get out of that if I were you.

ECB claws his way toward the nearest ropes but finds it difficult to gain ground with the weight of David Payne anchoring down on him. The ref slides to ECB's side allowing him forward movement as he asks him if he is ready to submit but Blanco shakes his head and continues his vein attempt to move forward, David Payne smiles to himself as he hears the yells of ECB sounding behind him, he begins bucking up and down to maximize on the pain factor, ECB waits until David has shifted his weight off of him and twists to the side causing David to land awkwardly and lose his balance thus making him release the hold. Blanco quickly crawls toward the ropes and pulls himself up to his feet as Payne regains his balance and turns to face Blanco, he mockingly puts his hand on his back and begins acting hurt before scoffing at Blanco who just shakes his head and stands his ground.

KB: Nice little strategy there by El Conajo Blanco, he waited until David Payne was not using all of his weight and he shifted to the side. David Payne now taunting his Blanco, well this is one guy you have to watch Payne will not only fight you in the ring but in your own head as well and to me that is just as dangerous.

Hippie: No way man, I think he's like playing mind games or something like that man.

David walks to the middle of the ring and smirks at ECB before practically daring him to come to him, ECB shrugs his shoulders and slowly makes his way toward David, the two stand there and exchange quips for a few seconds firing the crowd up, Blanco says the wrong thing to Payne at the end and David fires his arm to the side slamming the palm of his hand across Blanco's mask making him spin around and take a few steps away from him. David doesn't wait for Blanco to turn back around before rushing forward and latching his arms around the waist of ECB, he squats down and starts to fire backward but Blanco quickly fires a right elbow back toward Payne's face catching him in the cheek, Payne however keeps an iron tight grip and dips down once again before shooting back tossing ECB over his head causing him to land on the back of his head and flip down onto his stomach getting a groan from the crowd, David quickly follows up by rolling Blanco over and pressing himself down onto his opponents chest, the ref rushes over and starts his count.

Hippie: Yikes man, somebody get Blanco some aspirin ready man. I have a headache from that and it didn't even happen to me dude.

ONE!

KB: Yeah i'll say, it looks like David got all of that move and more. If Blanco even manages to kick out of this match you know that move right there is going to come back and haunt him later on in the match.

TWO!

Blanco manages to somehow bring his shoulder off the mat just long enough for the ref to stop his count at the last moment causing David Payne to shoot the ref an angered look as he thought he had the three then and there, David Payne gets quickly to his feet and walks to the nearby corner before swiftly kicking the bottom rope and lightly tapping his head on the top turnbuckle in frustration. Blanco gets slowly to his feet and begins rubbing the back of his neck and hissing a little from the soreness the last move caused, David stops what he was doing and turns to face Blanco, David thinking to get a bigger advantage rushes at ECB but at the last moment ECB drops to his side and locks his legs around Payne's before twisting onto his side causing Payne to land face first on the mat, Blanco gets to his feet and takes about three steps forward before leaping into the air and flipping backwards and landing stomach first on the back of David Payne, ECB sits up and rolls backward and then up to his feet before stepping away from his opponent and readying himself for whatever was to come. Payne gets quickly to his feet and rushes at Blanco, Blanco thinks fast and rushes at David and slides under his legs at the last moment before jumping up to his feet and rushes forward at opposite ropes before bouncing back to David who is rebounding toward Blanco, Blanco jumps into the air and wraps around David who sees what Blanco is going for and ducks down causing Blanco to land back on his feet, Payne then tosses his right arm toward Blanco but he ducks and spins before tossing his left foot into the back of David's knees making him fall quickly to his back where Blanco rolls over on top of David for a pin attempt.

KB: Oh my lord did you see that string of reversals? Now that is some fancy fighting from both of these guys.

ONE!

Hippie: Man my brain hurts man, also where is that waitress lady? I think the big guy needs a shot man.

TWO!

Payne rockets his right shoulder up and Blanco gets off of him and steps back as David gets up, Both men now up on their feet again begin making short quick circles around one another one of them changing direction every couple of seconds in hopes of drawing the other one off long enough to hit a big move. After about forty five seconds of this Payne loses his patience and powers forward slamming his shoulder into Blanco's chest flooring him. David brings his leg back only to fire it quickly forward planting the tip of his right shoe into the ribs of ECB making him clutch his side and yelp in pain, David smiles at this and reaches down and grabs the back of ECB's mask before forcing him to a stand, he walks ECB to the center of the ring and lets go of him before rushing toward the ropes and barreling full speed toward ECB, he gets with in a few steps of ECB and wraps his arms around him and drives his opponent to the mat before making his cover.

ONE!

KB: SPEAR! David Payne with a spear oh man he really wants this match to end in a hurry it looks like.

TWO!

Hippie: Totally man, I mean the quicker the match ends the quicker he can get back to his pool game man, and he was winning to...so yeah.

TBC

[TPK/Acid]

KB: Well Blanco being given ample time to recover while the ref talks to David Payne about his little "show" can't say I blame him though I mean this is a wrestling ring not karaoke night...worse yet the little fucker stole my shot whats that all about!?

Hippie: I love karaoke man, it's like so...wait what was I talking about? Forget it all I know is if I never hear David Payne sing again man it'll be like cool and stuff.

Blanco having had ample time to recover stands back and grins to himself as he sees David getting chewed out by the ref, a few seconds pass and David just shrugs his shoulders at the ref and yells out "Whatever!" Payne sees his opponent leaning back in the corner and walks toward him, Blanco shoves himself away from the ropes and walks toward David, the two meet up seconds later still standing fairly close to the corner, David pulls his fist back like he is going to throw Blanco, Blanco quickly puts his arms up to guard his face but David quickly lowers his fist and stomps on the foot of Blanco making him hop forward as David quickly wraps around behind Blanco and bends down before hopping into the air and wrapping his hands around the chin of Blanco and pressing both knees into his back, he falls to his back forces his knees into Blanco's back making him groan loudly and clutch his back and roll onto his stomach.

Hippie: Dude, that must have like cracked Blanco's back or something man.

KB: Hippie they don't call it a backcracker for nothing you know. Good move but the set up was a bit of a cheap shot, but I know David if it works for him he is going to do it fair or not.

David rolls ECB over and starts to go for a pin but stops himself as a cocky smile crosses his face and he grabs the right leg of ECB and crawls out onto the apron, he places Blanco's leg on the middle rope and leaps down from the apron snapping the leg of Blanco into the rope making him howl in pain, Payne then slides back into the ring and drags Blanco to mid ring by his left arm, he reaches his destination and drops ECB's arm letting it fall to the mat before walking back around to his opponent's legs and once again grabbing that right leg, David brings his right foot down four or five times in rapid succession onto the already hurt right leg of Blanco before wrapping his legs around it and falling to his back putting pressure on the right leg of ECB getting a chorus of boos from the rowdy crowd. Blanco places his hands on his face and yells out as David Payne's face seems to be frozen with a sick look of satisfaction. Blanco flails his arms to the side in hopes of reaching a rope but he is too far from them so he shifts all of his weight to his right causing him to flip over, this doesn't break the hold but does bring him a little bit closer to the ropes, Blanco claws over a few inches and quickly drapes his arm around the bottom rope prompting the ref to tap Payne on the shoulder and tell him to release the hold, David however refuses and the ref quickly begins to count, he reaches a four count and Payne releases the hold.

Hippie: Yeah I don't think David hears to good man, because that ref like totally told him to release the hold and he like...didn't and this wasn't even the first time man.

KB: Oh trust me Hippie he can hear the ref just fine he just doesn't play by the rules, if he can keep that hold locked on for an extra five seconds you better know he will damn well do just that.

Payne gets to his feet but is instantly met by the ref who once again complains about him not breaking the hold when asked, David tells him to shut up and pushes past him going straight back at his opponent by grabbing him by the back of the mask and lifting him to his feet. David drapes Blanco's arm over his head and starts to lift him into the air but Blanco manages to fall behind David and grab his neck before landing on his knees causing the back David's neck to snap down onto his shoulder, David grabs his throat in pain and falls forward. Blanco feels the after effect of his reversal on his right knee and is unable to go for a pin, he gets to his feet and rubs his leg as he looks over his shoulder making sure David isn't going to attacked him from behind by David, after a couple of seconds the pain in Blanco's leg subsides as he ascends the turnbuckles and reaches the top before turning to face the inside of the ring just in time to see David getting to his feet, Blanco quickly presses his weight down onto the top rope before shooting himself off and twisting sideways at David who turns only to be caught with the leaping bunny who presses him to the mat and lands in a pin, the ref quickly slides over and checks the pin, everything is ok and he starts to count.

ONE!

KB: Well not the prettiest move to look at but it takes the other guy down to the mat and thats the whole point. I don't think this is going to be near enough to take down David however but it's a good start.

TWO!

Hippie: Hey man, I know that move it's like a crossbody man! DUDE! I got one right, go me.

David brings his shoulder off of the mat with little effort and ECB quickly gets off of him and stands up and readies himself, David Payne looks a bit angry now and gets slowly to his feet as he mouths something off to Blanco who just chuckles at him pissing Payne off that much more. David and Blanco walk toward one another slowly neither one wanting to be caught off guard again any time soon, they engage in a collar and elbow tie up and neither man has much of an advantage despise the size advantage of David Payne, as the two grapple for longer David slowly starts to gain the upper hand and forces Blanco back into the ropes, the ref then steps in and wedges himself in between the two men forcing the apart, he turns to David and tells him to step back, David raises his hands and takes half a step back but as soon as the ref turns to check on Blanco Payne steps in and thrusts his right arm across the chest of Blanco taking both men over the top rope and onto the outside of the ring, the ref leans down and pokes his head through the middle ropes before telling the downed men to get in the ring, after a second or two without a response the ref pulls himself back through the ropes and begins his count.

KB: Well not sure who didn't see that one coming from a mile away, but I have to admit I liked that move it was excecuted nicely but the thing these guys have to worry about now is beating the refs count.

Hippie: Yeah that ref dude sure likes to count man, also if you notice the guy totally looks like a crazy looking zebra with that shirt on, I just hope the arena never gets a lion in it or anything cause we'd have some dead refs man.

KB: Do you have any idea what you are saying when you say it or do you just say whatever happens to pop into your head? You know what, don't answer that I think I know the answer already.

TBC

[TPK/Acid]

The crowd groans from the impact of the move as a cringe forms across the face of David Payne his back now riddled with pain. David fights through his pain and gets to his feet grabbing Blanco by the hair and yanking him up with him, Payne fires a quick right hand across Blanco's face before locking his arms around his opponents waist and lifting him in the air, he keeps Blanco held and takes a few steps forward before falling to his back causing Blanco to crash throat first across the metal railing.

KB: You can call David Payne an asshole all you wan but the fact still remains that he is one talented individual and that...brutal throat shot is proof.

Hippie: Yeah totally what the big guy said, but one thing though...don't you have to be like "in" the ring in order to win the match?

Blanco begins coughing wildly and clutching his throat as David gets slowly to his feet and rubs his back, David once again lifts Blanco up by the hair this time however he simply slides him under the bottom rope and slides him after him cutting the ref's count off at eight. David drapes himself over the fallen bunny and places waits for the ref to start counting before placing his feet on the middle rope, the ref's hand is ab out to slap the mat for a third time before he happens to catch a glimpse of David's foot making him stop and yell at Payne who just smiles and mouths something off at him before getting to his feet and smirking at the downed Blanco. Payne walks to the opposite side of the ring and leans back in the corner as he cockily waits for his opponent to stand Blanco rolls to his side and grabs the middle rope, he pulls himself to a stand and lays chest first across the top rope for a second, David sees this and can't help but to rush him, he reaches Blanco and jumps into the air aiming his legs at Blanco's neck, Blanco rolls to the side at the last moment which causes Payne to rack himself on the top rope, Blanco quickly grabs the top rope and yanks upward on it slinging Payne into the ring and making him grab himself, Blanco lays himself across Payne and the ref quickly slides over and begins his count.

ONE!

KB: Well i'd call for a DQ on that but David did it to himself to be honest, nice quick thinking by El Conajo Blanco using David's own ambition against him.

TWO!

Hippie: Yeah man, that was like...totally crafty. Blanco dude just totally tricked that Payne dude and I love it man, although I do kinda feel for Payne because nobody likes to get hit there man.

Payne manages to roll his right shoulder off of the mat just as the ref was bringing his hand up from counting two, Blanco gets up slowly and steps back not wanting to get cheap shotted by Payne, Payne quickly sits up and shoots a glance toward Blanco before spitting in the ground next to him and standing up, Blanco quickly rushes at Payne and leaps into the air before turning to his side and firing his right foot toward Payne's skull, Payne leans to the side and Blanco lands on his feet off balance giving David Payne ample time to grab Blanco by the back of the neck and fall to a knee slamming Blanco's back into his upturned knee getting a groan from the crowd. Payne then pushes Blanco forward before wrapping his arm around his throat and locking the other arm around his hand and falling back, he wraps his legs around Blanco's waist, Payne's shoulders make contact with the mat and the ref quickly begins to count, but Payne sits up before the ref can even get to two before shooting him a glare, the ref quickly signals David's shoulders were down and Blanco was on top of him causing David to scoff and shake his head still keeping pressure on Blanco's neck and waist.

KB: David Payne with the submission hold locked on El Conajo Blanco...he almost got himself beat right there, I mean how embarrassing would that have been?

Hippie: Man, that would have kind of sucked man. I mean sure David may suck as a human man, but the dude has some pretty gnarly in ring ability and it would have been a shame for him to lose in that way dude.

David keeps his move locked in tightly as Blanco wiggles and writhes in a vein attempt to escape but to no avail, the ref kneels beside Blanco and asks him if he is ready to tap, a few moments pass with no response, the ref tells Blanco that if he doesn't reply to him he'll end the match so Blanco manages to choke out a no, David Payne barks an order at the ref asking him to hurry up and ask again, the ref tells Payne he just did but David isn't having any of it and yells for him to just shut up and try again, the ref sighs and asks Blanco again but this time Blanco's response is much quicker as he says no again. David gets fed up of waiting for Blanco to tap so quickly releases the hold and gets to his feet pulling Blanco up by the mask shortly after, Payne turns Blanco around before hooking his arm around his throat and holding him where he is bending back for a moment, Blanco knows what is about to come and fights wildly to free himself but with no luck, Payne twists down to the side and lands Blanco on the top of his head, Payne quickly rolls Blanco to the right and pins him, the ref slides over and starts counting instantly.

ONE!

KB: El Conajo Blanco just got PWNED! David Payne has the cover and I don't think that El Conajo Blanco is going to kick out of this one.

TWO!

Hippie: I don't know King Dude, Blanco is awful close to the ropes, he may not kick out man, but he should be able to get his foot on the rope man.

As RHD predicted Blanco got his left foot on the bottom rope causing the ref to tap David on the shoulder and tell him to get off of Blanco, Payne thinks he has won the match and begins to celebrate as the fans boo him loudly, the ref quickly rushes over to him and explains that he only got a two count, David is furious and begins yelling in the face of the ref, the ref begins pulling at his shirt demonstrating his authority in the match which only serves to fuel David's ever growing rage, Payne then pushes past the ref and storms toward his opponent. David reaches Blanco and pulls him angrily to his feet before draping Blanco's arm over his neck and snapping backward causing Blanco to go sailing over his head and come crashing quickly down on his back, Payne keeps his Blanco's arm draped over his neck and gets back to a stand before turning to his side and snapping back once again, this time he floats over as he is falling pressing his weight down onto the chest of Blanco pinning him to the mat, rather than go for the pin Payne gets to his feet and pulls Blanco up once again. David wraps his arms around Blanco's waist and lifts him up before squeezing him and whipping him violently back and forth.

KB: Well, Payne doesn't usually use that move but it really seems to be working to his advantage here tonight, and unless something happens in a hurry I am afraid we will see David moving on to fight for that Imperial Title.

Hippie: Dude, is he like hugging Blanco? I thought that dude like...totally hated the little dude. I don't understand this hugging tactic...I mean is he like trying to win over the fans or something man?

KB: I highly doubt he is trying to win any fans over here tonight, that move right there called a bear hug, and it hurts like hell if you can do it right, and from where I am sitting Payne is doing just that.

TBC