Gnarfflinger The Butcher vs Joey 'The Demon' Bane

[gnarfflinger]

LM: This contest is scheduled for one fall. Each combatant will be allowed to bring one weapon to the contest.

Ray: Why do I think I will not like this...

The Lights go out.

JP: Come on, Ray, this saves on the electricity bill...

"99 Ways to Die" by Megadeth blasts over the loud speakers.

LM: Introducing first, from Canada, weighing in at 282 pounds, Gnarfflinger the Butcher!

Gnarfflinger makes is way to the ring, his Frying pan adorned with broken glass and thumbtacks affixed to the business end...

TBC: My worthy opponent.

[dante]

LM: And his opponent, from Palermo, Italy. With 282 pounds. Joey "The Demon" Bane!!!!

Ray: Look "J" it is our new rookie. A Gangster, this should be fun.
JP: First stop calling me "J" and second yeah this could be an interesting match.

"The Godfather theme starts playing and Bane walks out with his trusty Baseball Bat and his Gangster Suit. He walks to the ring very confident with a smile. After reaching the ring he jumps in and handshake his opponent with a smile"

Ray: Very friendly this BAne.
JP: Yeah right, one guy that is a Gangster and is nickname is Demon. Friendly in my...nevermind let's just wacth this.

[gnarfflinger]

Gnarfflinger accepts the handshake, but Bane kicks him in the groin. Gnarfflinger doubles over, allowing Joey to drive the Baseball bat between the shoulders of the Butcher. Joey uses the Baseball bat to choke the veteran.

Ray: I like the way this is starting. That Ugly troll is getting what he deserves for all the stitches he's marred the faces of such sexy men over the year...

JP: The Rookie is off to a quick start, but a fight with the Butcher is a Marathon, not a sprint, and when the Butcher gets the edge, then we will see what this kid is made of...

Joey reefs back on the choke, allowing the Butcher to get a foot planted. Gnarfflinger powers his way to his feet causing Joey to lean forward. The Butcher then flips the Demon over the shoulders, relieving the choke. Gnarfflinger kicks his opponent in the small of the back, and retrieves the Adorned Frying pan. Joey regains his feet, turns around and catches the Frying pan, complete with broken glass and thumbtacks, right in the face. Gnarfflinger then drives the fan into the mid torso of his foe. Joey is reeling but still standing. Gnarfflinger then kicks the knee of Bane, but Joey still stands. Another swing of the pan hits Joey's head and he falls, slight cuts now open on the face and head...

JP: The Butcher is merciless with that souped up frying pan!

Ray: This is carnage! That weapon should be banned!

TBC: Joey.

[dante]

JP: Well after that shot Joey will not get up. But banning that weapon is stupid, because this is a weapon match.
Ray: But look at Bane he is bleeding from two places and i think he will noooo..oohhh my god!! He is getting up!
JP: And look to the Butcher face!

Bane stands up slowly, his legs wobbly beneath his weight, he looks over at The Butcher. A surprised look stretches across Gnarfflingers face at the sight of his opponent standing up so easily after that strike. Before Gnarff can do anything, Ban kicks him in the stomach causing him to hunch over. He then capitalizes on this move and delivers an outstanding Pumphandle Slam, He doesnt relent on his attack on The Butcher, laying a series of stomps to his arms, legs and body. He then pulls off of his opponent and moves over to the bat before picking it up and waiting for Gnarff to rise to his feet..

Ray: Hell of a match i Tell you!
JP: Look Butcher have reached the Frying Pan!

Butcher gets the Frying Pan and with speed delivers a shot at Bane's leg. Bane goes down and Butcher catches his injured leg and applies a Painful Boston Crab]. The referee checks Bane and asks him if he wants to tap out, but he says no and tries to get to the ropes

Ray: Now that's a move, but i know that with Butcher that submission move works better with thumbtacks.
JP: Well but that is not allowed because Butcher already have a destructive weapon in his hands.

[gnarfflinger]

Gnarfflinger pulls hard on the Boston Crab. Joey is in trouble, but his resolve is unbreakable, as he claws his way to the ropes, requiring a break of the hold. Gnarfflinger then finds Joey's baseball bat. He gives it a flip sending it towards the entrance where the superstars made their entrance.

JP: The Butcher has taken a big advantage here. He has just made if very difficult for Joey Bane to get the Baseball bat!

Ray: That's dirty pool! And not the fun kind where...

JP: If you finish that sentence, I swear I'll kill you!

The Referee is criticizing the Butcher, chastising him fro eliminating his opponent's weapon from the match, but the Butcher ignores him and retrieves his Frying pan. Bane, meanwhile has regained his hands and knees. Gnarfflinger climbs to the top rope as Bane gets his feet under him. Bane is still wo0bbly when the Butcher launches off the top rope and drives the Frying pan into the face of Joey Bane!

JP: What a Shot by the Butcher!

Ray: I have a shot for Joey...

JP: Did I say you could speak?

Gnarfflinger climbs on the chest of Joey Bane and rubs the Glass and tack surface of the frying pan across the face of Joey Bane. The blood seems to rejuvenate the Hardcore veteran. Bane, however, is aware of his predicament, and drives a right hand into the groin of the Butcher. Joey Bane kicks the Frying pan under the bottom rope as the Butcher writhes in pain, evening the odds in this match...

TBC: Joey.

[dante]

Bane tries to recover from the blood loss, but he knows he can't stop. So advances to The Butcher and grabs him, toss him to the ropes to bounce back to lead his face to a date with Bane's BIG BOOT!. Butcher goes down and Bane recovers.

Ray: Bane is doing the right thing until now but he won't win if he continues like that.
JP: Bane is a good kid but he is fighting agains a Veteran, i'm afraid that he won't last.


Bane waits until Butcher gets up. Thinking what to do against a veteran. Butcher gets up quickly and puts Bane down with a punch! in the face, Bane goes down and Butcher mounts him to deliver a serie of punches in the injured areas of Bane.

Ray: Poor Bane, i like him but he will be over if no one stops that!


Bane was beat to a pulp and Butcher gets up and laughs at him. The referee checks him and seeing that he couldn't go on walks to say that the match is over....But coming from nowhere Bane pulls the referee pants and says that the match will not end that way and gets up full of blood. Butcher was shocked, he can't believe what happened!

JP: That kid have guts and a lot of stamina, look! He is preparing a move!

Bane runs towards The Butcher and applies an unbelievable Spear. Bane grabs his opponent head and delivers a brutal HEADSHOT., but Bane can't connect his finisher, his stamina was depleted and he rested at the floor. Bane was helpless and asking to God that Butcher don't get up so soon.

Ray: The kid is done for, look at him he is a tomato juice!
JP: You're right i praise him for reaching to his tradkmark move but i think he is over. Poor Bane.

[gnarfflinger]

Bane is on the floor, but stirring. The Butcehr also crawls to the corner, climbs to his feet, shakes off the cobwebs and sees Bane staggering on the outside. Gnarfflinger climbs tot he top rope and as Joey turns around, the Butcher launches off the top rope driving an elbow into the forehead of Bane. Joey staggers backwards, but the Butcher prevents him from falling by throwing him into the steel ring post.

Ray: I can't watch this! That horrible troll is ruining the good looks of this rookie!

JP: The Butcher has taken Joey Bane to the floor. Who knows what he can do out here!

Joey struggles to get to his feet only to have the Butcher grab him by the throat. Gnarfflinger drags him to the commentator's table then shoves him into the ring apron. As he bounces off the apron, the Butcher executes a Spine buster through the table!

Ray: That's coming out of his salary!

JP: Why don't you ask him if he even cares?

Gnarfflinger then rolls Joey Bane in under the ropes and follows him back into the ring...

TBC: Joey.

[dante]

Butcher who does not have intentions to end the match, continues his wild attacks by putting Bane's neck in a pain with his powerful Reverse Neck Breaker and without breaking his chain grabs Bane's body and goes for the submission with a Torture Rack.
The referee checks Bane, but even getting a lot of damage Joey doesn't give up and Butcher puts more power on the move making more damage. Bane struggles a lot, but it seems he can't get free, as Butcher increases the power of the move to it's limit.

Ray: Poor Bane! He is going to tap this one out! The Butcher is putting everything his got on that submission!
JP: This is hell! Can you see that power of Butcher? If Bane struggle out of there, I'll guarantee you that Butcher will finish him off with his almost lethal Meat Grinder.
Ray: I do not believe that Butcher does that, he needs barbed wire for that one, i bet he will use his Prime Cut.

Bane doesn't tap out so Butcher puts him on the ground and goes for the turnbuckle. He looks to Bane very carefully measuring the jump. He smiles sadistically and goes for his Dacapitator. Bane recieves that and he was almost KO'ed.
The Butcher smiles again and goes for the pin.

1...
2....

A seconde before the 3 count Bane rises his shoulder and rolls out of there. Butcher goes after him but Bane kicks his leg and Butcher stays on one knee and Bane kicks another time in the other leg putting Butcher on both knees. Then, Joey get's up very slowly and grabs Butcher face and punches it over and over again.

Jay. This is a miracle. He is getting pumped up. Look Bane is delivering those punches so angry that they seem hammers falling down Butcher's face!
JP: You are right but Bane will not stay up much long you can see in his face that he don't have stamina left and look all that blood he lost.
Ray: Don't say that you big bully! Look Bane as punched so much that Butchers started to bleed also!

Bane puts his opponent on his feet, goes to his back and delivers one of favorite moves a hellacious Triple German Suplex. And not stoping his attack freenzy he brings the Butcher to the turnbuckle, sits him of the second rope and fills him with a serie of punches and kicks.
Bane watchs his opponent suffering and enjoys it, but he starts feeling very, very weak and knows that he won't last long, so he tries to feliver as much damage as possible and finish The Butcher quickly. Bane then brings Gnarfflinger to the center of the ring, grabs his arm and throws him to the ropes, as The Butcher bounces back Bane prepares another move and then catches Gnarfflinger with his Belly-To-Belly Suplex.. The Butcher flies very high that goes out of the ring, hitting with the back on the floor.

Ray: OH MY GOD! That was a tremendous move! Look The Butcher is in pain! What a move by Bane. That kid have potential!!
JP: I admit that was something i wasn't expecting! But look Bane is down too! After that move Bane energy went out! And the referee is starting the count for Butcher!
Ray: For Bane's sake i hope that The Butcher stays that way until the count finishes.

The referee checks Butcher and starts the 10 count.

1..
2...
3....
4.....

Th Butcher is rubbing his back with a face full of pain, but because of that fall he can't get up.

5......
6.......

[gnarfflinger]

Joey Bane decides that the Butcher needs to suffer more. He leaves the ring, find the Butcher on his hands and knees, moves for the powerbomb, but the Butcher realizes his sudden peril and flips into a Hurricanrana. Bane lands on the hard surface of the floor, while the Butcher pulls himself to his feet. The Ref now has a count on both men. The Veteran rolls his foe back into the ring and returns himself.

JP: The Butcher takes the action back into the ring.

Ray: But what is that sadistic monster going to do there?

Joey is now on his hands and knees, as the Butcher sizes his quarry up for a punishing strike. The Butcher gets a running start and plants a kick into the ribs of the Demon. Joey then rolls to the ropes and pulls himself to his feet as the Butcher charges again--only to meet with Bane's elbow to the face. Joey fires a right hand into the Butcher, but Gnarfflinger flips him onto his back then rolls through, locking Joey Bane into the Meat Grinder!

JP: The Meat Grinder! This has to be all for Joey Bane!

Ray: For the love of God! Please tap out! Nothing is worth the suffering that this monster will inflict upon you!

TBC: Joey!