SJN Show #1

[Dave Carter]

The opening video of EVPW plays over the ButcherTron and right after it, some opening pyro shoots from the stage. The camera scrolls through the crowd, showing the excited fans in the attendance cheering loudly. The camera cuts to the announcer table, showing Jimmy Pate and Ray White.

~~JP~~
We welcome everyone to "Killing Grounds" and what an exciting show should this be.

~~Ray~~
You said it. 4 title matches, lots of other great matches and not to mention, lot's of great looking wrestlers.

~~JP~~
You can be sure that blood will be spilled tonight as few grudge matches will take place as well, starting with a triple threat between Rhaps, Demon and Tayler Nathan Thomas, who will represent Amanda, the same Rhaps and Angel respectively.

~~Ray~~
But before that, we were informed, that a special segment will take place before that match. I wonder what it is.

The camera cuts to the ring, which seems to be prepared for some kind of segment as you can see three chairs standing at one side of the ring, little tables with some drinks right beside them. There is also another chair at other side of the ring, facing against the first three. A little mini-bar is standing next to that chair. In the middle of all this by the side of the ring there are some decorative walls, with lightning symbols and all kinds of smileys on it, as well a TV monitor. The fans are mumbling between each other, expecting some kind of interview/show type of segment, yet not really sure who is the host of it.
Not for long till the secret is revealed as a voice can be heard over the speakers shouting out.

~~Voice~~
Get reeeaaady, because the show is about to.... start!

Thick smoke covers the top of the stage and just a moment later "Rollin' " by Limp Bizkit begins to play. The crowd bursts into cheers, recognizing the music now and some even having a good guess what kind of segment it's going to be. Dave Carter emerges from the back with a smile across his face.

Move in now move out
Hands up now hands down
Back up back up
Tell me what you're gonna do now

Breath in now breath out
Hands up now hands down
Back up back up
Tell me what you're gonna do now

Keep rollin' rollin' rollin' rollin'
Keep rollin' rollin' rollin' rollin'
Keep rollin' rollin' rollin' rollin'
Keep rollin' rollin' rollin' rollin'!

Dave wears a pair of dark blue jeans, a pair of sneakers and a white open shirt with his logo on the back. Carter looks around the crowd, looking to the fans in the attendance and shouting something to them. He then rises both of his arms up with the pointing finger on each hand pointing up in the air.

Now I know ya'll be lovin this nuts right here
L.I.M.P Bizkit is right here
People in the house with them hands in the air
Cause if you don't care then we don't care
One two three time zoom to the 6
Jonesin for you picks of the Limp Bizkit mix
So where the f*ck you at punk?
Shut the f*ck up
And back the f*ck up
Before we f*ck this track up

With that famous self-confident smile across his face, Dave slowly begins to make his way down to the ring as the crowd continues to roar in cheers. At ringside, he jumps up onto the apron and walks along the ropes to the nearest turnbuckle along the ropes, climbing up on it from the outside. On top, The Lightning rises both hands up to his face, making a V sign with fingers, then quickly stretches his arms aside, imitating wings for a second.

Move in now move out
Hands up now hands down
Back up back up
Tell me what you're gonna do now

Breath in now breath out
Hands up now hands down
Back up back up
Tell me what you're gonna do now

Keep rollin' rollin' rollin' rollin'
Keep rollin' rollin' rollin' rollin'
Keep rollin' rollin' rollin' rollin'
Keep rollin' rollin' rollin' rollin'!

Dave jumps down to the ring, looking around the stuff that's inside it, apparently happy with the set up. He walks up to the mini bar, picking a mic that was on it next to some drinks. As his music dies down, "The Lightning" rises the mic up to his lips.

~~Dave Carter~~
Ladieeeeeeeeeeeeees and gentlemen... Boys and gilrs... Young and old, straight and gay, white and black and brown and asian and whatever else... Welcome to EVPW's first ever... SJN Show!

The fans that are familiar with what what SJN is, begin to chant loudly "S...J...N! S...J...N!" , while others follow Dave's words with cheers.

~~Ray~~
Oh yeah! I missed SJN Show!

~~JP~~
It is indeed have been a long time since Dave did the SJN Show. Let's see what he brings out this time.

~~Dave Carter~~
Damn... it's been long time since I did this. But what would be better than the SJN Show for Dave Carter to start his road in EVPW. Especially since we have some pretty interesting stuff going around here.
Now I understand that there are some folks that aren't familiar with what exactly is SJN Show and what's so special about it. Well the biggest difference between SJN and other shows you might have seen is... the host. See, I first started this thing because I got tired of same old questions from boring interviewers. So I decided to ask the questions myself... questions you might not expect but you can be sure you want answers to. Well... I did it and I can say it kinda succeeded... Hell, it's probably what got Dave Carter noticed in the first place back in GHW.
So that what SJN Show is - I ask the questions, my guests answer them, hopefully, we will touch some painful spots and have some fun along the way... So... Are you ready to get tis party rolling.

The fans cheer in response and Dave answers with a smile before continuing.

~~Dave Carter~~
Let me introduce to you tonight's guests. As you know there is big stable battle going around EVPW, so I decided that who would be better than the leaders of three of the main stables being the guests of tonight's show. So it's pretty clear that my guest tonight are KingBear, representing Coven, Vladimir Strife, representing The Kingdom, and Rhaps, representing The Imperfects. But... before I call out these three individuals out here, I wanted first to meet another personalities of them... their superhero personalities!

~~JP~~
Superhero personalities? Do they have them?

~~Ray~~
I love superheros! Especially since they are very muscular and wear thigh costumes. What could be better?

~~JP~~
You shutting up.

~~Dave Carter~~
First of, let me introduce to you, the superhero personality of Rhaps... The Safety Ranger!

Men Without Hats - Safety Dance begins to play over the speakers and a man, slightly resembling Rhaps, dressed in a boy-scout uniform comes out from the back and safety dances his way toward the ring. He gets in the ring and continues to do the Safety Dance for few more seconds till the music fades away.

~~JP~~
I guess Dave Carter is back to his old tricks.

~~Ray~~
Aww... Don't say you don't like it. I think it's quite amusing.

~~Dave Carter~~
Next up, from Coven... At day he is known as KingBear and at night he becomes... King Bear... literally.

The Gummy Bear Song starts to play over the P.A. system and a large figure steps out from the back. That figure is a man, dressed up in a bear costume with a crown on his head. He makes his way down to the ringside and tries to climb into the ring, having some trouble doing so, as his costume kinda gets in the way. Finally he manages to get inside and Dave is able to continue.

~~Ray~~
I like KB at days bear... he's too hairy at nights.

~~Dave Carter~~
And finally... quite possibly the best known superhero in wrestling industry... The other and sometimes the same personality of Vladimir Strife... The Fuck You Dude!

Eamon - Fuck you hits the speakers and slowly from the back emerges a guy that looks like Vlad, wearing a tight costume with a huge F on the front. He slowly walks down to the ring, saying "F*ck you" randomly to the fans. He gets into the ring and joins the other two. All three superheros now stand in front of Dave.

~~Dave Carter~~
Welcome... Umm... gentlemen. Glad you could make it to the show. What do you say if I get to the questions right away. Could you please the mics placed on the chairs right there.

All three "guests" take a mic each, ready to answer to Dave's questions.

~~Dave Carter~~
First of all, we all know that you are mighty superheroes... but exactly are you superpowers? Fuck You Dude?

~~Fuck You Dude~~
I can say "Fuck you!" mightier than anyone on this planet!

~~Dave Carter~~
That's nice... What about you King Bear?

~~King Bear~~
I'm a fucking bear. What do you think my power are?

~~Dave Carter~~
Good point my overgrown friend... And last, but not least, the Safety Ranger...

~~Safety Ranger~~
Me be safe... Me stab people and run away... Me dance then...

The Safety Ranger then pulls out a knife out of his pants and begins to to the safety dance again, swinging the knife randomly in the air. The crowd bursts into laughter while Dave gives him a weird look as he goes to speak again.

~~Dave Carter~~
Ok... I think they should have named yourself "Retarded Ranger" instead... But anyway, moving one... How about giving some demonstration of your superpowers to these fans... on the other hand... is that knife real?

~~Safety Ranger~~
Knife real... Safety Ranger just stabbed three cows with it. Stupid cows weren't safe. Stupid cows were cardboard. Cardboard not safe.

~~Dave Carter~~
Ok... I think we'll skip this part then... And watch were you swing that knife, or you might poke your eye out.

~~King Bear~~
Yeah, you stupid bastard, drop the damn knife before you hurt someone. The King of all bears commands you!

~~Safety Ranger~~
Me no bear. Me not listen to overgrown teddy bear. Fuck you!

~~Fuck You Dude~~
Hey, hey... only I can say that phrase around here... And it's supposed to go like this.

Fuck You Dude takes a deep breath and shouts out with a extremely angry face.

~~Fuck You Dude~~
FUCK YOU!

Both King Bear and Safety Ranger look puzzled at him, as they were kinda shocked and maybe even scared a bit.

~~King Bear~~
Wow... that really is quite intimidating

~~Fuck You Dude~~
Told ya.

~~King Bear~~
Still not as intimidating as my fist.

King Bear drops the mic and send a big right hand straight to the face of Fuck You Dude. This causes the superhero version of Vlad to drop to the ground a roll out of ring.

~~Safety Ranger~~
Stab! Stab! Stab!

The Safety Ranger charges toward King Bear and jumps on him from the back and cause the big guy to lose his balance. He hits the ropes and trips over the top one, making both him and the Safety Ranger to fall to the outside of the ring. There the two begin to brawl and Fuck You Dude quickly joins in, making it a three way brawl. Dave watches on as the three superheroes brawl their way towards the back.

~~Dave Carter~~
Ladies and gentlemen, you have just witnessed the first ever Superhero Brawl!

The fans laugh and cheer, before Dave continues.

~~Ray~~
Hahaha! I can't stop laughing.

~~JP~~
I must admit that was quite original and a little entertaining.

~~Dave Carter~~
But lets get serious... well maybe just a little more serious. It's time to call the real KingBear, Vladimir and Rhaps. So gentlemen, please make your way down to the ring and let's get this show really started!

TBC by Rhaps, Kingbear or Vlad

[Rhaps]

Dave Carter waits patiently for any of his three guests to make an appearance. The fans are still laughing to themselves after witnessing the ultimate Partygoer's skit about the three superheroes, hoping that the tone doesn't change with the arrival of Rhaps, Kingbear and Vladimir Strife. Abruptly, Psychosocial by Slipknot reverberates around the arena, the fans instantly knowing that Rhaps' arrival is imminent. The crowd is in a jovial mood so the torrent of boos is significantly less severe than it has been in recent weeks when Rhaps first steps foot into the building. The Safety Ranger looks around, a look of ill-contented malice on his features. Dave Carter merely shrugs his shoulder, maintaining the showmanship nature about him in the face of Rhaps' oblique staring eyes. Rhaps looks even more psychadelic then ever, the vibrant red contact lenses glowing afire. His hair has been cropped and spiked into a mass of red hair whilst blood streaks across his face. The Rhapsitastic One is also wearing the usual complement of knee length black shorts with stab marks in them. The entire expanse of his arms and chest has been lacerated with doezens of slash marks. The all too familiar knife is in Rhaps' iron grip, blood dripping off the blade.

One half of the United Glory Championship belts dangles over his shoulder, the title glinting dully. The crowd remains in a somewhat happier mood and the shower of disapproval is sginificantly reduced in the face of Dave Carter's humourous skit mere moments before. The SIC Monster begins walking to the ring, his eyes locked onto the Slam Jammer. Rhaps makes it in a few short strides before he clambours onto the ring apron. He ducks through the ropes and enters the squared circle. Rhaps walks over to Dave Carter and stands in front of him, a wry smile on his face as he does so. A few muted words are exchanged between the superstars before Rhaps holds his hand out with the knife. Dave looks at it warily before Rhaps mouths something else to him in reassurance. Strangely, both men swap items with one another, Rhaps receiving the microphone from the Slam Jammer and Dave, the knife in return. The Beast Unleashed raises the microphone to his mouth to speak a few words as Dave looks at the baffled weapon in his hand.

Rhaps: Don't worry Carter, that isn't the real article. Rhaps has the one true knife safely in his possession but feel free to use it if things get out of hand. Rhapsy knows what a few carefully placed stab wounds can do to a person. It makes them surprisingly a lot more receptive to shutting the hell up and listening as you tell them what's going to happen. So Dave, be compliant and Rhapsy and Davey won't have to have a knife fight. Though it'd be one hell of a show starter wouldn't it?

Rhaps smiles feverishly at Dave as he finishes his brief interlude. He stands over to one side before throwing the microphone back at the Party Starter, waiting for either Kingbear or Vlad to make their entrance.

TBCB Kingbear or Vlad.

[Vladimir Strife]

'I know you're trying.. to go home!'

The all-too-familiar line hits the airwaves, some fans leaping to their feet as Vladimir Strife seems to have become the tweener of this war, being no where near the nice guy that Kingbear was and yet not as diabolical and sinister as the Rhapsitastic one either. He steps out from the back, dressed to fight. He makes his way down the ramp, the other half to Rhaps' United Glory championship held in his hand. Vladimir slowly makes his way down the ramp, all eyes on him and his eyes on Rhaps, burning a hole through his tag team partner.

Vladimir paces past the guardrail and climbs the steps, taking his time and watching the leader of The Imperfects closely before stepping into the ring. He begins to approach Rhaps, who extends his knife out as a warning to the King, who heeds it, keeping his distance.

He looks over to Dave and then picks up a microphone off of one of the stools. He raises it to his lips, the audience and PA silencing in anticipation of what he has to say.

"Rhaps... my good friend... my tag team partner..."

Vlad pauses, seeming to get a tad sentimental.

"FUCK YOU!"

He bellows the words out, the arena seeming almost as if rumbling at the bass in his voice.

"I carried you to the top, I gave you a chance at greatness and you FUCKING CUT ME OPEN!? Hell, the only reason I'm not currently beating your brains into a god damned pulp is because I have to team with you tonight! And trust me... if you don't fuck this up and we stay champions, I will show you why people who aren't FUCKED in the head.. don't mess with me. As soon as that bell rings and that match is over... you're mine, Rhaps. You may be the devil, but I'm the motherfucking God who made you!"

TBCB Rhaps, Dave, or KB

[KingBear]

As Vlad is giving Rhaps a "death stare" a voice comes over the PA.

"Speaking of little bastards who are ungrateful towards people who MADE them, why dont you take a bow Vlad?!"

With this, "Who are you?" by The Who begins to play over the PA and KingBear emerges from the back area with a microphone in hand. He has a look of determination on his face as he makes a quick stride down to the ring. He jumps up to the apron and climbs over the top rope before moving to the center of the ring when "Who are you?" stops playing after a 'cut it' sign from KB.

"The only man in this ring that is even worthy of being here tonight, aside from myself, is Dave "The Lightning" Carter! You two are a disgrace to wrestling and you shouldnt even be in this ring tonight. You can stab me Rhaps, you can say "Fuck you" to me Vlad, but you two better remember that I always keep going and I am where I am today because I CAN bust heads with my bare hands!"

KingBear growls into the mic before moving over near his chair, watching the other two men closely.

"And remember something for me boys..."

"I dont have to work WITH either of you tonight, I could beat both of you into bloody pulps in this ring and it wouldnt hurt me one bit. Simply because... Neither of you have anything on me. And I've got 5 guys in the back right now that would come running if you were to get smart and team up against me... So... Let's just try to be civil in this little show segment... Alright?"

With this, KingBear sits down in his chair, eyes still fixated on Vlad and Rhaps.

[Dave Carter]

~~Dave Carter~~
Now, now gentlemen, lets come down. Nice to see you all here... Thanks for the little gift, Rhaps...

Dave walks up to the minibar and takes a glass of beer, taking few sips to clear his throat. He then motions with his hands to his guests to sit down and also enjoy the drinks if they like to. Carter takes the mic that he put on the minibar just seconds ago, putting his glass back on it. He then goes to speak once again.

~~Dave Carter~~
It seems to me that all three of you have some real issues with one another... and that's quite obvious, because that's the reason I invited you to the show in the first place... But let's all try to act civilized here... otherwise, if you decide to go into a brawl like your superhero versions did earlier, I won't stand by... I will personally woop your asses.

Now... let us get down to the business. I have two questions for each of you, gentlemen, and I expect you all to answer and maybe even discuss them. Shall we start? I think yes.
Starting of with Rhaps... First question to you - you are the leader of The Imperfects... And your gang's slogan says that you are the "Perfection in the Imperfect World"... Just how in the hell do you understand perfection... and how to do you plan on reaching it. Furthermore, if we take a look at you and your friends, I get the impression that you are suggesting that to be perfect you have to be... I don't know... Kinda retarded?
The second question is quite different and a more simple - what's your favorite food, besides SIC.

Dave turns to KingBear before going on.

~~Dave Carter~~
KingBear... Here's the first question for you - recently The Fallen Angles and their manager, Alex Stall, has joined The Coven. That made the number of members to rise from 3 rise up to 6, excluding Dave Carter. What do you think that says - is the double amount of members also mean double amount of power and how does that change your status in this war, considering that Kingdom recently suffered some loses, some of them joining the Imperfect or even The Coven itself.
And just like for Rhaps, I lighter question for you two - what is your favorite music artist and your favorite song?

Finally Dave turns to Vladimir.

~~Dave Carter~~
And of course, Mista King himself, Vlad... The Kingdom has suffered some big loses recently. What are your thoughts about that? And what are your thoughts about Coven and Imperfects, who in fact are getting stronger?
And of course, same drill, a question for fun - what is your favorite movie and your favorite movie character.

Dave lowers the mic down and goes to take a seat at the chair that faces the other three.

~~Dave Carter~~
Gentlemen... your turn to talk.

TBC by Vlad, KB or Rhaps

[Vladimir Strife]

"Well, let's see.... as far as The Kingdom's losses and these 2 assclowns getting stronger.. I think it doesn't matter. Even if The Kingdom has lost a lot of members... we will prevail. True strength doesn't lie in numbers, Dave, it lies in power. The Coven, The Imperfects, they can pick up as many guys and gals as they want... but not a one of them... not 2 or 3 or 4 can match the strength, the prowess, the dominance of The Kingdom! Members will come and go, there are always people who will realize that we are the best and will come to our side in time."

Vladimir stops and thinks a moment.

"My favorite movie.. that's a tough one, it really is. Probably Les Diaboliques, Dave. An old French black and white about a man's wife and his mistress plotting together and then killing him. It's an amazing film, years before it's time frankly. And as far as a favorite movie character.. that's very tough.. but probably Darth Vader, as cheesy as that may sound. He was always a beaconing light of power, a very standard in bringing your opponent to their knees and then crushing them."

[KingBear]

"Well see Dave, what Vladimir here isnt seeing is simply this, The Coven is a force to be reckoned with if we have 3 members or 6 members. The more members means the more people that we can fight to keep the odds in our favor. I mean, one Coven member can handle 2 Kingdom or Imperfect members by themselves, simple as that... The Coven is and always has been a powerful force in the wrestling industry. And like I said, all the added numbers did was allow us to hand 12 guys without a problem instead of 6."

KingBear sits back in his seat a moment and takes a drink from the glass sitting on the table next to him, his free hand scratching his chin.

"As for my favorite Artist and Song, well I couldnt really give you a favorite artist as much as I can give you a favorite band. And as far as that goes, I'd have to either say The Beatles or The Who. BUT! If I had to pick an artist I'd go with John Lennon, that man was a genius in shoes, he spoke truth and delivered wisdom and help to every person that listened to his music. And as far as my favorite song, wow, that's a tough one... I'd have to say "All you need is Love" by The Beatles or "My Generation" by The Who... Yeah that sounds about right.. And I chose "All you need is love" simply because, I believe, that's all people need in their lives to keep going. Love for yourself, your family, you significant other, love for life in general. Just, All you need is Love." KingBear smiles lightly before nodding to Dave for to end his little comment.

[Rhaps]

Rhaps: You want Rhaps to carve you like a Christmas Turkey Carter? Being Imperfect is merely a label that the world uses against people like me, Demon and Nicholas Carson so the Imperfects merely embrace that in an all encompassing idea. In our world, we are perfection because we shun the harsh light of reality and make the world attone for its sins against us. That is how perfection is achieved in an imperfect world and nobody here would undertsand that. Nobody here has the mental capacity to realise that true madness comes from within and helps hone your abilities. Vlad here would like to think he's the craziest and sickest individual on the roster but he's merely a showman, trying to please everybody. Vlad, the typical heel and all just to make himself hated. The epitome of imperfection in what everyone else would label as the perfect world. The complete opposite of what we are trying to achieve.

Rhaps stops on his tirade and thinks how to properly answer the second question.

Rhaps: Favourite food is SIC. Rhapsy doesn't care you said other than SIC because Rhaps only eats blood and SIC tastes far better. Although SIC with blood on it is to Rhaps' liking.

TBC