Post by Hyperelf on Nov 20, 2008 22:11:12 GMT -4
(Hyper)
Hyper is standing in the middle of the gym eating what looks like to be a cream pastry with sprinkles.
Hyper: Where is that Vlad. I told him to be hear 20 min. ago.
(Vlad)
Vladimir walks in with a duffel bag in hand.
"Sorry I'm late, trainer. What the hell do you want anyhow?"
Vladimir looks at the clock, saying 11am.
"Such ungodly times of the day."
(Hyper)
"Ah! Finally Vlad. You have a big match at Nexus against Gnarf. So I thought I would build you up a little bit for the match!" He says with a big smile on his face.
He stands over against a huge box that had a curtain covering the entire thing. He yanks off the curtain and instead of it being box stood a 10' cage with a ferocious bear trying to break free. Its teeth biting at the poles.
"Today you will be sparring with my great friend, HONEY!"
"but.."
"Ready?"
"But..."
Hyper unlocks the cage as the barges out of the steel cage and charges full throttle at Vlad.
(Vlad)
"OH MY FREAKING GOD!!!"
Vladimir runs away as fast as his legs can carry him while the bear chases him. He runs around the gym in a circle and grabs the back of Hyper's shoulders, using him as a human shield.
"Ah! Let me go, you psycho!!!"
"You unleash a bear in the middle of a gym and I'M the psycho!?"
Hyper elbows Vladimir in the stomach and runs away. Hyper hides in the cage while the bear continues towards Vlad. It knocks a man in it's way aside with one mighty swipe of it's claw and continues after him.
Vladimir grabs a steel chair and runs at the bear, swinging at it. The bear swats the chair out of his hands and away though, knocking it to the ground. Vladimir looks at it for a moment and him and the bear stand still, just looking at one another. Vladimir suddenly turns and runs, screaming loudly.
"RUN!!! IT'S A BEAR!!!"
Kingbear, having just entered the gym, laughs at the joke as he turns towards Vlad.
"Har har har, funny stu- A F*CKING BEAR!!!"
Kingbear runs away, saving himself.
Vladimir runs around for a minute, then disappears behind some stands. Hyper Elf looks around, trying to find him.
"Erhhh... Hello."
Vladimir is suddenly behind Hyper in the cage somehow. Hyper opens the door and boots him out, then closes it back. Vladimir stands up and looks at him menacingly, but Hyper points behind him.
"....It's behind me, isn't it?"
Hyper nods and suddenly Vladimir is thrown aside by a mighty paw from the bear. He lands next to a stereo and gets up slowly, having cuts across his arm, thankfully not too deep. He clicks on the radio and "We're Not Gonna Take It" by Twisted Sister begins to play. Vladimir toughens up and walks over to his duffel bag.
The bear slowly approaches, growling as it watches Vladimir. Vlad pulls his thick biker's chain from the bag and then looks at the bear hatefully. He approaches it and takes a hard swing, smacking the bear across the chest. It roars, thoroughly pissed off now.
Vladimir screams and runs again as the bear chases after him. Running out of the gym, the bear goes to follow and is surprised as the door is slammed across it's head. The doors then yanked open and Vladimir pops through with a massive spear that takes the bear off of it's feet. The two crash to the ground from the move and Vladimir rushes off, not wanting to be bit.
"Hey! That's my move! That's copyrighted, you know!? You owe me a dollar!"
As the bear is getting up, Vladimir jumps onto it's back and pulls the chain across it's throat tightly. It roars out and swings around, trying to throw Vlad off. Vladimir, holding on for dear life, doesn't let go. After a few moments, the bear gets drowsy from a lack of oxygen and collapses onto the floor unconscious, Vladimir on top of it, exhausted.
"If.... you EVER... do that again... I will destroy... EVERY DONUT... in the world!"
(Hyper)
Hyper slowly walks out of the cage with a bat. Pokes at the bear a bit to make sure if it was really unconcious.
"Oh come on Vlad! Look at you? You are twice as stronger then you were before! Now you are ready to fight Gnarflinger!"
Vlad takes a deep breath till falling over in exhaustion.
EOT
Hyper is standing in the middle of the gym eating what looks like to be a cream pastry with sprinkles.
Hyper: Where is that Vlad. I told him to be hear 20 min. ago.
(Vlad)
Vladimir walks in with a duffel bag in hand.
"Sorry I'm late, trainer. What the hell do you want anyhow?"
Vladimir looks at the clock, saying 11am.
"Such ungodly times of the day."
(Hyper)
"Ah! Finally Vlad. You have a big match at Nexus against Gnarf. So I thought I would build you up a little bit for the match!" He says with a big smile on his face.
He stands over against a huge box that had a curtain covering the entire thing. He yanks off the curtain and instead of it being box stood a 10' cage with a ferocious bear trying to break free. Its teeth biting at the poles.
"Today you will be sparring with my great friend, HONEY!"
"but.."
"Ready?"
"But..."
Hyper unlocks the cage as the barges out of the steel cage and charges full throttle at Vlad.
(Vlad)
"OH MY FREAKING GOD!!!"
Vladimir runs away as fast as his legs can carry him while the bear chases him. He runs around the gym in a circle and grabs the back of Hyper's shoulders, using him as a human shield.
"Ah! Let me go, you psycho!!!"
"You unleash a bear in the middle of a gym and I'M the psycho!?"
Hyper elbows Vladimir in the stomach and runs away. Hyper hides in the cage while the bear continues towards Vlad. It knocks a man in it's way aside with one mighty swipe of it's claw and continues after him.
Vladimir grabs a steel chair and runs at the bear, swinging at it. The bear swats the chair out of his hands and away though, knocking it to the ground. Vladimir looks at it for a moment and him and the bear stand still, just looking at one another. Vladimir suddenly turns and runs, screaming loudly.
"RUN!!! IT'S A BEAR!!!"
Kingbear, having just entered the gym, laughs at the joke as he turns towards Vlad.
"Har har har, funny stu- A F*CKING BEAR!!!"
Kingbear runs away, saving himself.
Vladimir runs around for a minute, then disappears behind some stands. Hyper Elf looks around, trying to find him.
"Erhhh... Hello."
Vladimir is suddenly behind Hyper in the cage somehow. Hyper opens the door and boots him out, then closes it back. Vladimir stands up and looks at him menacingly, but Hyper points behind him.
"....It's behind me, isn't it?"
Hyper nods and suddenly Vladimir is thrown aside by a mighty paw from the bear. He lands next to a stereo and gets up slowly, having cuts across his arm, thankfully not too deep. He clicks on the radio and "We're Not Gonna Take It" by Twisted Sister begins to play. Vladimir toughens up and walks over to his duffel bag.
The bear slowly approaches, growling as it watches Vladimir. Vlad pulls his thick biker's chain from the bag and then looks at the bear hatefully. He approaches it and takes a hard swing, smacking the bear across the chest. It roars, thoroughly pissed off now.
Vladimir screams and runs again as the bear chases after him. Running out of the gym, the bear goes to follow and is surprised as the door is slammed across it's head. The doors then yanked open and Vladimir pops through with a massive spear that takes the bear off of it's feet. The two crash to the ground from the move and Vladimir rushes off, not wanting to be bit.
"Hey! That's my move! That's copyrighted, you know!? You owe me a dollar!"
As the bear is getting up, Vladimir jumps onto it's back and pulls the chain across it's throat tightly. It roars out and swings around, trying to throw Vlad off. Vladimir, holding on for dear life, doesn't let go. After a few moments, the bear gets drowsy from a lack of oxygen and collapses onto the floor unconscious, Vladimir on top of it, exhausted.
"If.... you EVER... do that again... I will destroy... EVERY DONUT... in the world!"
(Hyper)
Hyper slowly walks out of the cage with a bat. Pokes at the bear a bit to make sure if it was really unconcious.
"Oh come on Vlad! Look at you? You are twice as stronger then you were before! Now you are ready to fight Gnarflinger!"
Vlad takes a deep breath till falling over in exhaustion.
EOT
