Post by KingBear on Nov 16, 2008 4:19:31 GMT -4
He talks in a smooth, elogant voice, sounding like a deeper voiced british man.
"Are you looking to find some action? If so, don't get caught with an odor that classifies as a finisher. Get the job done 1-2-3 with Axe Essence, now available in Shower Gel and Spray on."
Vladimir holds up each for the camera with a slight smile.
"Allow me to demonstrate how Axe Essence continues to work even through the most intense action!"
Vladimir turns around and smashes his beer against a guys head, ripping a pool stick from his hand as he falls down. He then rams someone in the gut with the stick and breaks it across their back, sending him to the ground as well.
Vladimir punches out another guy and picks up a bar stool, throwing it and taking out another guy. Vladimir looks mischieviously at the last man in the room.
The man and Vladimir both look slowly to the broken beer bottle in his hand, then back eye to eye. The man looks nervous and is obviously sweating and swallows hard. He drops the bottle and screams in fear as he turns and starts running wildly for the door.
It cuts to the outside of the bar and the man goes crashing through the a glass window on the front of the bar, flying out onto the sidewalk.
It cuts back in to Vladimir, who is looking at the camera.
"Nobody is getting this belt off of my waist."
A thin, sexy, blonde with large breasts walks up to him and rubs her hand against his cheek, smiling.
"We'll just have to see about that, won't we?"
She bites her lip lightly.
The commercial cuts to a black screen displaying the Axe Essence products with an movie like overvoice.
"Axe - High endurance for when you need it most."
The screen cuts back to the bar where the woman has Vladimir in a Sharpshooter, Vladimir squirming and flailing around.
~End Of Commercial And Thread~
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