Post by KingBear on Nov 16, 2008 4:17:58 GMT -4
That's right, I'm posting the first ever E-Fed Commercial. This is a Commercial I created back in SCW when I implemented the Promo Board. I did this Commercial to show the members what kind of stuff they could do.
So like I said, the first Official E-Fed Commercial... For Trojan Condoms.
So like I said, the first Official E-Fed Commercial... For Trojan Condoms.
The scene opens up with KingBear in the gym with Black Dragon and Vladimir Strife. They are all wearing their regular wrestling attire, KingBear is shirtless. A pile of weapons lay behind Black Dragon and Vladimir. "Alright! Do it!" KingBear tenses up as Vladimir Strife picks up a steel chair and slams it on his head. KingBear grins as he looks at Vlad and shakes off the hit.
"Well?" Vlad and Black Dragon look at KingBear waiting for some kind of response.
"Nothing..." KingBear grins as he stands there unfazed by the attack.
"Another one?" Black Dragon holds p a Sledge Hammer as KingBear stands ready.
"Yeah do it..." KingBear tenses up again, ready for the attack.
Black Dragon winds up with the sledge hammer and runs at KingBear hitting him with full force in the stomach. The sledge hammer bounces off and falls out of Black Dragons hands. "What the? Anything at all?" Black Dragon moves back to stand next to Vlad.
KingBear grins as he pats his stomach. "Nope... More..."
Vladimir glances back behind him and picks up a light tube then looks at KingBear for approval. KingBear nods and Vladimir runs at him and smashes the tube across the chest of KingBear, the shards go flying and KingBear is yet again unfazed. "Wow... Did that even hurt?"
"Nope... Hey try the lead pipe... Hit me in the head..." KingBear smiles as he dusts off his chest.
"Alright..." Black Dragon searches behind him and pulls out a lead pipe and steps up to KingBear and hits him in the head with the pipe with everything he's got. The pipe flies off of KingBears head and goes across the room, knocking out an innocent bystander.
"Ouch..." KingBear glances at the person out cold.
"Did it hurt?!" Black Dragon smiles triumphantly.
"Yeah I bet it did... He's out cold..." KingBear laughs lightly as he looks back to Vladimir and Black Dragon. "What?"
"Nothing at all eh?" Black Dragon sighs lightly as they go to work again on KingBear. The time passes quickly with Vladimir and Black Dragon attempting to hurt KingBear. After a while the two give up, their hands hurting from not hurting KingBear. KingBear then heads home to his wife, Sang.
He enters the house and walks over to Sang and kisses her passionately, surprised Sang takes a bit to realize whats going on before responding with a kiss of her own. KingBear then stumbles with her back towards the bedroom and the door shuts behind them.
The screen goes black and an empty Trojan Condom Wrapper appears on the screen with a deep voice. "Trojan Condoms, the pleasure you want, the protection you trust."
"Well?" Vlad and Black Dragon look at KingBear waiting for some kind of response.
"Nothing..." KingBear grins as he stands there unfazed by the attack.
"Another one?" Black Dragon holds p a Sledge Hammer as KingBear stands ready.
"Yeah do it..." KingBear tenses up again, ready for the attack.
Black Dragon winds up with the sledge hammer and runs at KingBear hitting him with full force in the stomach. The sledge hammer bounces off and falls out of Black Dragons hands. "What the? Anything at all?" Black Dragon moves back to stand next to Vlad.
KingBear grins as he pats his stomach. "Nope... More..."
Vladimir glances back behind him and picks up a light tube then looks at KingBear for approval. KingBear nods and Vladimir runs at him and smashes the tube across the chest of KingBear, the shards go flying and KingBear is yet again unfazed. "Wow... Did that even hurt?"
"Nope... Hey try the lead pipe... Hit me in the head..." KingBear smiles as he dusts off his chest.
"Alright..." Black Dragon searches behind him and pulls out a lead pipe and steps up to KingBear and hits him in the head with the pipe with everything he's got. The pipe flies off of KingBears head and goes across the room, knocking out an innocent bystander.
"Ouch..." KingBear glances at the person out cold.
"Did it hurt?!" Black Dragon smiles triumphantly.
"Yeah I bet it did... He's out cold..." KingBear laughs lightly as he looks back to Vladimir and Black Dragon. "What?"
"Nothing at all eh?" Black Dragon sighs lightly as they go to work again on KingBear. The time passes quickly with Vladimir and Black Dragon attempting to hurt KingBear. After a while the two give up, their hands hurting from not hurting KingBear. KingBear then heads home to his wife, Sang.
He enters the house and walks over to Sang and kisses her passionately, surprised Sang takes a bit to realize whats going on before responding with a kiss of her own. KingBear then stumbles with her back towards the bedroom and the door shuts behind them.
The screen goes black and an empty Trojan Condom Wrapper appears on the screen with a deep voice. "Trojan Condoms, the pleasure you want, the protection you trust."
