Post by Alex Stall on Nov 4, 2008 7:48:14 GMT -4
The scene begins with Lizzie standing in the interview are, holding a mic with both hands. She smiles to the camera, remaining silent for few seconds, before beginning to speak.
~~Lizzie~~
Ladies and gentlemen, allow me to introduce at this moment, Dave Carter and Scotty Dreamer.
The screen zooms out and slides to one side a bit, showing Dave and Scotty standing beside Lizzie. They were their street clothes, nothing special. They smile to the camera, while Lizzie prepares to ask her question, but before she could even make a sound, Scotty cuts her off.
~~Scotty Dreamer~~
My, my Lizzie, you look as beautiful as always.
~~Lizzie~~
Why thank you Scotty.
~~Dave Carter~~
Don't thank Scotty, Lizzie, thank you mommy and daddy for giving you such great genes.
Lizzie smiles and blushes a bit, but quickly gets back to were she was before getting complimented.
~~Lizzie~~
Anyway, Dave, Scotty, Vladimir Strife recently announced that he is bringing Coven back to GHW and that has created a lot of talks and discussions among the superstars of GHW. But we still haven't heard anything from you, regarding Coven. So what are your thoughts and feeling about this announcement of Vladimir.
~~Dave Carter~~
Well you see Lizzie, to answer this question you have to understand that Coven number one and Coven number two are different things. And what we thought of Coven number one was perfectly expressed at Hawkeye's office... umm... sorry Hawk, you know, those were different times...
Scotty starts to laugh, remembering that and Dave can't help himself but to laugh a bit himself, but they become serious again or at least pretend to be serious about this thing.
~~Lizzie~~
Ok... And how do you feel about the Coven 2.0?
~~Scotty Dreamer~~
It's very hard to answer this question Lizzie, it's really hard to express those feeling in words... I think if we would write them all down, it would be a size of a big encyclopedia and you would even need a dictionary, to understand the meaning of some words.
~~Lizzie~~
Well can you try to somehow say it in short, or at least part of.
~~Dave Carter~~
In short?
Dave and Scotty look at each other, giving questioning looks, but soon start to nod.
~~Dave Carter~~
Yeah Lizzie, just for you, we will try to say it in short... Actually we will say it in five words. And just that you would get a good feeling of it, I will say those words one.. by one.
Dave clears his throat before speaking again.
~~Dave Carter~~
We...
~~Scotty Dreamer~~
We...
~~Dave Carter~~
...don't...
~~Scotty Dreamer~~
...don't...
~~Dave Carter~~
...give...
~~Scotty Dreamer~~
...give...
~~Dave Carter~~
...a damn!
~~Scotty Dreamer~~
...a damn!... Wait, wait, wait... isn't that four words?
~~Dave Carter~~
No, it's five words, because "a" counts a word as well. Didn't you learned at school or something?
~~Scotty Dreamer~~
I didm but you said you will say them one by one, but you said "a" and "damn" both together, what confused me.
~~Dave Carter~~
Oh yeah... sorry, my bad.
Before Dave and Scotty could continue any more, Lizzie interrupts them, obviously a bit confused by now.
~~Lizzie~~
Guys... so you want to say that Vladimir's announcement of bringing one of the most dominant stables in wrestling history, hasn't affected you one bit.
~~Dave Carter~~
We didn't say that, Lizzie. In fact, it has affected us. You see, all this talk about Coven has reminded us about past. And just the other day, while having some beer, me and Scotty remembered not that old past of Slam Jam Nation...
~~Lizzie~~
What exactly, can I ask?
~~Dave Carter~~
Yes you can Lizzie. We talked about the past, when one of the main things everybody in GHW was talking about was Slam... Jam... Nation... and what... just what in the deepest plains of Lalaland are they going to pull of next.
~~Scotty Dreamer~~
Why talk about it? Why not instead we look at this flashback?
Lizzie, Scotty and Dave all turn around to a TV monitor behind them as the seen cuts of to play a video of some GHW moments. While it plays, Sum 41 - Fat Lip plays not very loud in the background. The video itself seems to be divided in short part from different segments that follow one right after another.
OOC: I don't really expect you to real all this, though you can learn something about SJN past if you do
Part 1
Part 2
It's about 3:00 AM and the GHW building seems to be empty, but a some noises come from the staff area. Two figures are seen by one of the doors, obviously trying to get the lock open. Getting closer, it's not possible to see that it's Dave Carter, who is by the lock, trying to unlock it, and Ricky Rodriguez, who stands beside him. Two big sacks are also visible standing leaned to the wall.
Ricky Rodriguez
I don't know, man, are you sure about this?
Dave Carter
Sure I'm sure about it. Trust me, this will work.
Ricky Rodriguez
I'm not sure, it's just doesn't seem right...
Dave rises his head from the lock and looks at Ricky with one eyebrow rose and obvious amazement in his face.
Dave Carter
I can't believe I'm hearing those words from YOU
Ricky Rodriguez
You know, now I can't believe I just said that myself... Ok, let's get over with this lock.
Right then, Katie comes out from around the corner and walks toward to them
Katie Devoureaux
The whole building seems to be empty. How's it going with door?
Dave Carter
Almost done...*the lock cracks and the door slowly open*... there. Ok, let's grab the sacks, Ricky.
They each take one sack and starts carrying them to the office. The sacks are obviously filled with something, as both men seem to have a little problem carrying them.
Ricky Rodriguez
Holly crap, this is heavy.
Dave Carter
I don't know about holly, but it's crap... pure crap.
In the office, they put on gardener gloves and overall, and open up those sacks
~~~*45 minutes later*~~~
Katie Devoureaux
Oh, it really sticks here. Let's hurry up and get out of here.
Dave Carter
One more thing to do...
The whole office is now spreaded with manure, which was in those sacks. The manure is spreaded over the table, the carpet, the walls, even inside the table drawers.
Part 3
The scene starts in what it seems to be one of the locker rooms of GHW wrestlers. Inside it familiar to GHW fans faces are seen as the whole Slam Jam Nation is there. Ricky is playing the guitar while Scotty and Dave sits beside him. Katie and Fiona sit a bit further from them on a sofa. Dave turns his head to the camera and smiles.
~~Dave Carter~~
Oh, hello GHW fans and citizens of Slam Jam Nation... but today especially hello to out little friends... kids. You see, we have been talking around here and we decided - why don't we make a little sing along with Slam Jam Nation. And we decided to dedicate the first song to the kids.
~~Scotty Dreamer~~
Now kids, when you grow up you can be anyone you like. You can be a lawyer, a doctor, an astronaut, a GHW wrestler or even a... superhero. If you could, what kind of superhero you would, let's everybody think of what kind superhero we would be. We will start and sing as well. So here goes.
Ricky starts playing a nice melody, while Dave prepares to sing.
~~Dave Carter~~
If I could be a superhero
I would be awesome man
I’d fly around the world fighting crime
According to my awesome plan
And if I saw criminals trying to lie
Hurting other people and making them cry
I’d haul them off to jail in my awesome van
‘Cause I would be awesome man
~~Scotty Dreamer~~
Now kids, some criminals will try to make you evil too. They will try offering you drugs, but we know we just say "NO"
If I could be a superhero
I would be Drug-Free boy
Telling the world of the evils of drugs
And all of the lives they destroy
Well I would take all the junk
He’s getting so high
With their needles and bongs
And their sticks of tye
As I burn them alive I would squeal with joy
Because I would be drug-free boy
Ricky continues to play the guitar and Scotty with Dave start whispering it. The continue doing that for about 10 more seconds, before one of them finally speaks again.
~~Dave Carter~~
No I bet you all had already think of a superhero you would be. But let's play a game now. Let's try to imagine, what kind of superheros would be GHW wrestlers
~~Ricky Rodriguez~~
Oh... I know... Trickshot, he could be... Bong Man
*imitates smoking from a bong, then imitates Trickshot's voice, but as if he was high*"Hey, you stop with that... ah, fuck it, I'll go get another smoke and some booze instead".
~~Scotty Dreamer~~
Oh oh, and how about Gnarfflinger... he could be... Cock, ups.. I mean Cook boy.
*imitatng Gnarfflinger's voice* "Stop with that Tv, or I'll... cook you a dinner... I'm not kidding I have a frying pan.. and the dinner won't be tasteful."
~~Dave Carter~~
I know who would make a great superhero, in fact, the greatest superhero ever - Vladimir Strife as Fuck You Dude.
*Imitates Vlad's voice* "Stop with that TV!"
~~Ricky Rodriguez~~
Why?
~~Dave Carter~~
"Fuck You!"
~~Ricky Rodriguez~~
Ok... strangely compelling...
All five laugh for few moments, before they focus back on the camera.
~~Scotty Dreamer~~
So you see kids, it's not hard to think of what Superhero GHW superstars could be. Or even think a superhero you could be yourself. So kids just remember, you can anyone you want. You just have to put your mind to it.
Ricky starts playing the melody and everyone starts whispering the melody again, as the screen slowly fades out.
Part 4
Katie and Dave turns to the titantron and so does everyone else as it starts to show the outside of the arena. The camera slowly moves, now revealing that it's the parking lot. Music can be heard getting louder and louder as the camera continues to scroll through the parking lot. People, who seem to be having fun and just partying can also be seen now. Couple seconds later, the center of all this is revealed. Ricky and Scotty are dancing in a group of ladies and just few meters away from them, few guys and ladies roasting marshmallows over a burning car, which one person soon recognize it, as it's Justin's cars.
Ricky and Scotty make their way through the ladies closer to the camera. They laugh and smile a lot, as the party seem to be rolling.
~~Scotty Dreamer~~
What's up people! Come join the Slam Jam Nation Party, everyone is invited! Oh and Justin, sorry about the car. You know, we were walking through the parking lot and saw this crap... I mean your car, and just though it's some old trash left at the parking lot for years. But when we lightened it up, we figured it's... yours.
~~Ricky Rodriguez~~
I guess shit happen...
~~Scotty Dreamer~~
Yeah, well, sorry again man. No excuses, the party is going.
The titantron turns black again and the crowd roars in cheers, as some Slam Jam Nation fans seem to be ready to join the party right away.
Part 5
The scene in the parking lot can be heard from inside the Arena by now. The PA system is turned up playing some good music and the people are cheering, dancing and singing along. A chant raises for Slam Jam Nation from the people as Fiona pulls up in a Ford Explorer and turns the vehicle off. Scotty Dreamer and Ricky Rodriguez make their way over to the vehicle as the back unlocks and the young lady steps out with a huge smile. Scotty pulls the tail gate up and both men grab a keg from the back, showing a few more left inside. They sit them down and tap them, pouring themselves tall glasses before opening them up for the rest of the people there. Scotty walks over to the PA they have set up and turns on Sum 41's Fat Lip and the fans scream as they begin to dance and have a wild time. Scotty looks over to the makeshift bonfire and smiles, walking over and pouring a little more gas on Justin's car and watching the flames grow ever higher. Scotty and Ricky meet in a pack of gorgeous young ladies and lean over to speak a few mildly audible words over the noise.
::Ricky Rodrigues::
I wonder what that pop sissy is thinking about right now. Poor bastard shouldn't have messed with us.
::Scotty Dreamer::
You know it man, he's probably either crying or fuming... poor baby. Wait until Dave gets here, then we can really get this party going with the people he brings. I hope we have enough beer.
The party carries on with Scotty and Ricky right in the middle of the pack of girls dancing. Ricky keeps giving Scotty a few sour looks at how well he can down a glass of beer. Scotty returns the looks with the girl's Ricky seems to find. They laugh and enjoy themselves. They await Dave's arrival before doing anything spectacular. Fiona joins in on the dancing, refreshing the two men with a couple more beers and sliding up in front of Scotty and dancing with him. The party is just getting started and already a few people are feeling a buzz and some women are getting frisky.
Part 6
TBC...
~~Lizzie~~
Ladies and gentlemen, allow me to introduce at this moment, Dave Carter and Scotty Dreamer.
The screen zooms out and slides to one side a bit, showing Dave and Scotty standing beside Lizzie. They were their street clothes, nothing special. They smile to the camera, while Lizzie prepares to ask her question, but before she could even make a sound, Scotty cuts her off.
~~Scotty Dreamer~~
My, my Lizzie, you look as beautiful as always.
~~Lizzie~~
Why thank you Scotty.
~~Dave Carter~~
Don't thank Scotty, Lizzie, thank you mommy and daddy for giving you such great genes.
Lizzie smiles and blushes a bit, but quickly gets back to were she was before getting complimented.
~~Lizzie~~
Anyway, Dave, Scotty, Vladimir Strife recently announced that he is bringing Coven back to GHW and that has created a lot of talks and discussions among the superstars of GHW. But we still haven't heard anything from you, regarding Coven. So what are your thoughts and feeling about this announcement of Vladimir.
~~Dave Carter~~
Well you see Lizzie, to answer this question you have to understand that Coven number one and Coven number two are different things. And what we thought of Coven number one was perfectly expressed at Hawkeye's office... umm... sorry Hawk, you know, those were different times...
Scotty starts to laugh, remembering that and Dave can't help himself but to laugh a bit himself, but they become serious again or at least pretend to be serious about this thing.
~~Lizzie~~
Ok... And how do you feel about the Coven 2.0?
~~Scotty Dreamer~~
It's very hard to answer this question Lizzie, it's really hard to express those feeling in words... I think if we would write them all down, it would be a size of a big encyclopedia and you would even need a dictionary, to understand the meaning of some words.
~~Lizzie~~
Well can you try to somehow say it in short, or at least part of.
~~Dave Carter~~
In short?
Dave and Scotty look at each other, giving questioning looks, but soon start to nod.
~~Dave Carter~~
Yeah Lizzie, just for you, we will try to say it in short... Actually we will say it in five words. And just that you would get a good feeling of it, I will say those words one.. by one.
Dave clears his throat before speaking again.
~~Dave Carter~~
We...
~~Scotty Dreamer~~
We...
~~Dave Carter~~
...don't...
~~Scotty Dreamer~~
...don't...
~~Dave Carter~~
...give...
~~Scotty Dreamer~~
...give...
~~Dave Carter~~
...a damn!
~~Scotty Dreamer~~
...a damn!... Wait, wait, wait... isn't that four words?
~~Dave Carter~~
No, it's five words, because "a" counts a word as well. Didn't you learned at school or something?
~~Scotty Dreamer~~
I didm but you said you will say them one by one, but you said "a" and "damn" both together, what confused me.
~~Dave Carter~~
Oh yeah... sorry, my bad.
Before Dave and Scotty could continue any more, Lizzie interrupts them, obviously a bit confused by now.
~~Lizzie~~
Guys... so you want to say that Vladimir's announcement of bringing one of the most dominant stables in wrestling history, hasn't affected you one bit.
~~Dave Carter~~
We didn't say that, Lizzie. In fact, it has affected us. You see, all this talk about Coven has reminded us about past. And just the other day, while having some beer, me and Scotty remembered not that old past of Slam Jam Nation...
~~Lizzie~~
What exactly, can I ask?
~~Dave Carter~~
Yes you can Lizzie. We talked about the past, when one of the main things everybody in GHW was talking about was Slam... Jam... Nation... and what... just what in the deepest plains of Lalaland are they going to pull of next.
~~Scotty Dreamer~~
Why talk about it? Why not instead we look at this flashback?
Lizzie, Scotty and Dave all turn around to a TV monitor behind them as the seen cuts of to play a video of some GHW moments. While it plays, Sum 41 - Fat Lip plays not very loud in the background. The video itself seems to be divided in short part from different segments that follow one right after another.
OOC: I don't really expect you to real all this, though you can learn something about SJN past if you do
Part 1
Justin is just about to announce the winner, when suddenly Bon Jovi - "It's My Life" hits the PA system. White, yellow and purple pyro shot of the stage and when the top of the ramp is visable again, Katie "Lily" Devoureaux is already standing there with a mic in her hand. She wears a pink mini skirt and a white blouse. Katie makes her way down the ramp and climbs on the apron using the stairs and slips between the middle and the bottom ropes in to the ring. She looks at the other girls in the ring, then she looks to Justin and winks to him.
Ray
No, no, please tell she not going to try becoming Justin's manager. First and my sexy Hawkeye and now Justin. Why I'm so unlucky, being chosen their managers?
JP
Ray, I think luck has nothing to do with that.
Katie pushes Justin to the middle of the ring, while other girls move to the sides and corners of the ring.
Katie Devoureaux
Before you make your decision, allow me to show, why you should choose me.
Katie starts sexy dancing in front of Justin, winking and smiling to him while doing that. She continues doing that for about a minute already and Justin now seem to be really in it, as he enjoys this dance Katie for him.
Ray
I could dance like that for Justin, I could dance even better.
JP
I really doubt Justin would like to see you doing that... wait, what's going on there.
Suddenly out from the crowd comes out Dave Carter and Ricky Rodriguez. Ricky has a bucket, filled with something, while Dave has a small metal hammer. They both quickly slide into the ring, while Justin is still distracted with Katie. Ricky and Dave move behind Justin and the crowd starts cheering about the same moment. Ricky puts the bucket, which is now visible to see that it was filled with green paint, and Dave strikes the bucket's side not very hard with hammer, giving some "metal" music to Justin's ears.
Ray
No, no, please tell she not going to try becoming Justin's manager. First and my sexy Hawkeye and now Justin. Why I'm so unlucky, being chosen their managers?
JP
Ray, I think luck has nothing to do with that.
Katie pushes Justin to the middle of the ring, while other girls move to the sides and corners of the ring.
Katie Devoureaux
Before you make your decision, allow me to show, why you should choose me.
Katie starts sexy dancing in front of Justin, winking and smiling to him while doing that. She continues doing that for about a minute already and Justin now seem to be really in it, as he enjoys this dance Katie for him.
Ray
I could dance like that for Justin, I could dance even better.
JP
I really doubt Justin would like to see you doing that... wait, what's going on there.
Suddenly out from the crowd comes out Dave Carter and Ricky Rodriguez. Ricky has a bucket, filled with something, while Dave has a small metal hammer. They both quickly slide into the ring, while Justin is still distracted with Katie. Ricky and Dave move behind Justin and the crowd starts cheering about the same moment. Ricky puts the bucket, which is now visible to see that it was filled with green paint, and Dave strikes the bucket's side not very hard with hammer, giving some "metal" music to Justin's ears.
Part 2
It's about 3:00 AM and the GHW building seems to be empty, but a some noises come from the staff area. Two figures are seen by one of the doors, obviously trying to get the lock open. Getting closer, it's not possible to see that it's Dave Carter, who is by the lock, trying to unlock it, and Ricky Rodriguez, who stands beside him. Two big sacks are also visible standing leaned to the wall.
Ricky Rodriguez
I don't know, man, are you sure about this?
Dave Carter
Sure I'm sure about it. Trust me, this will work.
Ricky Rodriguez
I'm not sure, it's just doesn't seem right...
Dave rises his head from the lock and looks at Ricky with one eyebrow rose and obvious amazement in his face.
Dave Carter
I can't believe I'm hearing those words from YOU
Ricky Rodriguez
You know, now I can't believe I just said that myself... Ok, let's get over with this lock.
Right then, Katie comes out from around the corner and walks toward to them
Katie Devoureaux
The whole building seems to be empty. How's it going with door?
Dave Carter
Almost done...*the lock cracks and the door slowly open*... there. Ok, let's grab the sacks, Ricky.
They each take one sack and starts carrying them to the office. The sacks are obviously filled with something, as both men seem to have a little problem carrying them.
Ricky Rodriguez
Holly crap, this is heavy.
Dave Carter
I don't know about holly, but it's crap... pure crap.
In the office, they put on gardener gloves and overall, and open up those sacks
~~~*45 minutes later*~~~
Katie Devoureaux
Oh, it really sticks here. Let's hurry up and get out of here.
Dave Carter
One more thing to do...
The whole office is now spreaded with manure, which was in those sacks. The manure is spreaded over the table, the carpet, the walls, even inside the table drawers.
Part 3
The scene starts in what it seems to be one of the locker rooms of GHW wrestlers. Inside it familiar to GHW fans faces are seen as the whole Slam Jam Nation is there. Ricky is playing the guitar while Scotty and Dave sits beside him. Katie and Fiona sit a bit further from them on a sofa. Dave turns his head to the camera and smiles.
~~Dave Carter~~
Oh, hello GHW fans and citizens of Slam Jam Nation... but today especially hello to out little friends... kids. You see, we have been talking around here and we decided - why don't we make a little sing along with Slam Jam Nation. And we decided to dedicate the first song to the kids.
~~Scotty Dreamer~~
Now kids, when you grow up you can be anyone you like. You can be a lawyer, a doctor, an astronaut, a GHW wrestler or even a... superhero. If you could, what kind of superhero you would, let's everybody think of what kind superhero we would be. We will start and sing as well. So here goes.
Ricky starts playing a nice melody, while Dave prepares to sing.
~~Dave Carter~~
If I could be a superhero
I would be awesome man
I’d fly around the world fighting crime
According to my awesome plan
And if I saw criminals trying to lie
Hurting other people and making them cry
I’d haul them off to jail in my awesome van
‘Cause I would be awesome man
~~Scotty Dreamer~~
Now kids, some criminals will try to make you evil too. They will try offering you drugs, but we know we just say "NO"
If I could be a superhero
I would be Drug-Free boy
Telling the world of the evils of drugs
And all of the lives they destroy
Well I would take all the junk
He’s getting so high
With their needles and bongs
And their sticks of tye
As I burn them alive I would squeal with joy
Because I would be drug-free boy
Ricky continues to play the guitar and Scotty with Dave start whispering it. The continue doing that for about 10 more seconds, before one of them finally speaks again.
~~Dave Carter~~
No I bet you all had already think of a superhero you would be. But let's play a game now. Let's try to imagine, what kind of superheros would be GHW wrestlers
~~Ricky Rodriguez~~
Oh... I know... Trickshot, he could be... Bong Man
*imitates smoking from a bong, then imitates Trickshot's voice, but as if he was high*"Hey, you stop with that... ah, fuck it, I'll go get another smoke and some booze instead".
~~Scotty Dreamer~~
Oh oh, and how about Gnarfflinger... he could be... Cock, ups.. I mean Cook boy.
*imitatng Gnarfflinger's voice* "Stop with that Tv, or I'll... cook you a dinner... I'm not kidding I have a frying pan.. and the dinner won't be tasteful."
~~Dave Carter~~
I know who would make a great superhero, in fact, the greatest superhero ever - Vladimir Strife as Fuck You Dude.
*Imitates Vlad's voice* "Stop with that TV!"
~~Ricky Rodriguez~~
Why?
~~Dave Carter~~
"Fuck You!"
~~Ricky Rodriguez~~
Ok... strangely compelling...
All five laugh for few moments, before they focus back on the camera.
~~Scotty Dreamer~~
So you see kids, it's not hard to think of what Superhero GHW superstars could be. Or even think a superhero you could be yourself. So kids just remember, you can anyone you want. You just have to put your mind to it.
Ricky starts playing the melody and everyone starts whispering the melody again, as the screen slowly fades out.
Part 4
Katie and Dave turns to the titantron and so does everyone else as it starts to show the outside of the arena. The camera slowly moves, now revealing that it's the parking lot. Music can be heard getting louder and louder as the camera continues to scroll through the parking lot. People, who seem to be having fun and just partying can also be seen now. Couple seconds later, the center of all this is revealed. Ricky and Scotty are dancing in a group of ladies and just few meters away from them, few guys and ladies roasting marshmallows over a burning car, which one person soon recognize it, as it's Justin's cars.
Ricky and Scotty make their way through the ladies closer to the camera. They laugh and smile a lot, as the party seem to be rolling.
~~Scotty Dreamer~~
What's up people! Come join the Slam Jam Nation Party, everyone is invited! Oh and Justin, sorry about the car. You know, we were walking through the parking lot and saw this crap... I mean your car, and just though it's some old trash left at the parking lot for years. But when we lightened it up, we figured it's... yours.
~~Ricky Rodriguez~~
I guess shit happen...
~~Scotty Dreamer~~
Yeah, well, sorry again man. No excuses, the party is going.
The titantron turns black again and the crowd roars in cheers, as some Slam Jam Nation fans seem to be ready to join the party right away.
Part 5
The scene in the parking lot can be heard from inside the Arena by now. The PA system is turned up playing some good music and the people are cheering, dancing and singing along. A chant raises for Slam Jam Nation from the people as Fiona pulls up in a Ford Explorer and turns the vehicle off. Scotty Dreamer and Ricky Rodriguez make their way over to the vehicle as the back unlocks and the young lady steps out with a huge smile. Scotty pulls the tail gate up and both men grab a keg from the back, showing a few more left inside. They sit them down and tap them, pouring themselves tall glasses before opening them up for the rest of the people there. Scotty walks over to the PA they have set up and turns on Sum 41's Fat Lip and the fans scream as they begin to dance and have a wild time. Scotty looks over to the makeshift bonfire and smiles, walking over and pouring a little more gas on Justin's car and watching the flames grow ever higher. Scotty and Ricky meet in a pack of gorgeous young ladies and lean over to speak a few mildly audible words over the noise.
::Ricky Rodrigues::
I wonder what that pop sissy is thinking about right now. Poor bastard shouldn't have messed with us.
::Scotty Dreamer::
You know it man, he's probably either crying or fuming... poor baby. Wait until Dave gets here, then we can really get this party going with the people he brings. I hope we have enough beer.
The party carries on with Scotty and Ricky right in the middle of the pack of girls dancing. Ricky keeps giving Scotty a few sour looks at how well he can down a glass of beer. Scotty returns the looks with the girl's Ricky seems to find. They laugh and enjoy themselves. They await Dave's arrival before doing anything spectacular. Fiona joins in on the dancing, refreshing the two men with a couple more beers and sliding up in front of Scotty and dancing with him. The party is just getting started and already a few people are feeling a buzz and some women are getting frisky.
Part 6
~~Ray~~
How could that Troll recover after that?! He almost wasn't blown away.
~~JP~~
I have no idea, Butcher again... hey! Wait a minute, what's going there?
Right in the from row a a group of unusually excited fans can be seen. They seem to cheer everything that happens in the ring and quite actually even overdoing it. But what's even more strange is that the group is more then well know to GHW and it's fans. The group of uber excited fans is non other then Slam Jam Nation, joined by few of their loyal fans.
Back in the ring Gnarfflinger picks up Brett, but Brett makes an unexpected recovery by sending a stiff hook to Butcher's guts while he was pulling Brett up by the hair. Steel connects with left and right blows to the skull of Gnarfflinger.
With this happening the Slam Jam Nation group starts to cheer even louder and Ricky with Scotty jump on to the barricade and start to chant "Brett, Brett, Brett" and try to get the crowd join them on the chant. And it seams as they are successful as part of the fans gathered in the arena join the chants. Dave that moment goes through the fans around the ring, till he reaches the commentators, where he jumps over the barricade. Without even paying attention to Jimmy's or Ray's reaction, he takes a seat next to them and puts on the headset.
~~JP~~
What... what in the hell are you guys doing here?
~~Ray~~
Who cares what are they. I only care that they are here!
~~JP~~
Shut up, Ray!
~~Dave Carter~~
Well, what do you think we are doing, Jimmy? We are watching the match. I mean you have Matthew Oliveira, you got Brett Steel and you got Gnarfflinger the Monkey... I mean the Butcher. It's a great match and Slam Jam Nation is enjoying every second of it.
Dave turns to the crowd and gets up from his chair. He then looks around it a bit and then shout "Hey, somebody pass me some popcorn!. Seconds later a bag of popcorn flies toward the announcer table and lands just in front of Jimmy, making him jump back.
~~JP~~
Jesus Christ!
~~Dave Carter~~
*shouts to the crowd while taking the popcorn* Thank you very much.
Dave then starts to eat the popcorn and continues to cheer action in the ring, while Jimmy still seem to be shocked and confused and Ray... well just acts like Ray.
~~Dave Carter~~
Come on Jimmy, lighten up, it's a great match, you won't see such everyday.
~~JP~~
I guess I can agree with you on that.
How could that Troll recover after that?! He almost wasn't blown away.
~~JP~~
I have no idea, Butcher again... hey! Wait a minute, what's going there?
Right in the from row a a group of unusually excited fans can be seen. They seem to cheer everything that happens in the ring and quite actually even overdoing it. But what's even more strange is that the group is more then well know to GHW and it's fans. The group of uber excited fans is non other then Slam Jam Nation, joined by few of their loyal fans.
Back in the ring Gnarfflinger picks up Brett, but Brett makes an unexpected recovery by sending a stiff hook to Butcher's guts while he was pulling Brett up by the hair. Steel connects with left and right blows to the skull of Gnarfflinger.
With this happening the Slam Jam Nation group starts to cheer even louder and Ricky with Scotty jump on to the barricade and start to chant "Brett, Brett, Brett" and try to get the crowd join them on the chant. And it seams as they are successful as part of the fans gathered in the arena join the chants. Dave that moment goes through the fans around the ring, till he reaches the commentators, where he jumps over the barricade. Without even paying attention to Jimmy's or Ray's reaction, he takes a seat next to them and puts on the headset.
~~JP~~
What... what in the hell are you guys doing here?
~~Ray~~
Who cares what are they. I only care that they are here!
~~JP~~
Shut up, Ray!
~~Dave Carter~~
Well, what do you think we are doing, Jimmy? We are watching the match. I mean you have Matthew Oliveira, you got Brett Steel and you got Gnarfflinger the Monkey... I mean the Butcher. It's a great match and Slam Jam Nation is enjoying every second of it.
Dave turns to the crowd and gets up from his chair. He then looks around it a bit and then shout "Hey, somebody pass me some popcorn!. Seconds later a bag of popcorn flies toward the announcer table and lands just in front of Jimmy, making him jump back.
~~JP~~
Jesus Christ!
~~Dave Carter~~
*shouts to the crowd while taking the popcorn* Thank you very much.
Dave then starts to eat the popcorn and continues to cheer action in the ring, while Jimmy still seem to be shocked and confused and Ray... well just acts like Ray.
~~Dave Carter~~
Come on Jimmy, lighten up, it's a great match, you won't see such everyday.
~~JP~~
I guess I can agree with you on that.
TBC...
Part 7
Part 8
Fiona, Scotty, Ricky and Katie stand at the parking lot, surrounded by dozens of people, apparently interested in what's going on here. A whole line of trucks drive into the parking lot and gather in one place. At the same place another, bigger truck stands as well, and by it workers are constructing something what looks to be like a stage for a concert. The trucks stop and workers from the start to unload all kind of soda drinks and juice, beer as well as pizza, tacos, ice cream and even cookies, as well as other various stuff. The Slam Jam Nation group walk toward it and all of them, besides Katie, still seems to be a bit confused. A couple minutes later, Dave finally appears as well and with a loudspeaker in his hand.
~~Scotty Dreamer~~
Dude... this is crazy... and I love it.
~~Fiona Star~~
You think KingBear will notice we put all this on his account?
~~Dave Carter~~
How couldn't he? I even left a note at his office.
~~Ricky Rodriguez~~
What did you do that for?
~~Dave Carter~~
Why give a guy even a bigger headache over who did it?
All five of them laugh. After the workers have done unload part of the stuff, Dave climbs onto the top of one of the trucks with the loudspeaker.
~~Dave Carter~~
Gather around ladies and gentlemen. Today Slam Jam Nation decided to make a "Give instead of taking" day. And our dear co-owner KingBear has supported it... kind of. But anyway, Slam Jam Nation says enjoy the treats and have a good time.
Dave gets back down on the ground and the people gathered seem to enjoy it and follow treat themselves with the drinks and food. Ricky and Katie invite the workers to enjoy the stuff as well, as it's free.
Part 9
Finally the video ends and Lizzie, Dave and Scotty turn back to the camera. Lizzie now can't help herself but to laugh a bit out of those segments. Dave and Scotty just smile as they go to speak.
~~Dave Carter~~
Man, I never believed that Vlad will actually come out to play strip poker... and it was the OLD Vlad.
~~Scotty Dreamer~~
Well he partied with us before, remember?/color]
Lizzie clears her throat, looking a bit lost now, but still goes to continue the interview.
~~Lizzie~~
Well... that was something to remember. But what is the point of this flashback video?
~~Scotty Dreamer~~
The point? The point is that GHW hasn't had a party for waaaaaaaaaaay too long.
~~Dave Carter~~
Indeed my friend, so what we decided... that's it time... time to bring the fun and parties back to GHW. And trust me on this, when we do that, the party won't last one day... it won't last one week... it will last for however long we and the citizens of Slam Jam Nation will want.
~~Scotty Dreamer~~
Oh, and it won't be just a simple party... it will be chaos... Slam Jam Nation Style.
~~Dave Carter~~
And to finalize this let just me say this... Get ready GHW... Get ready because the show... is about to start.
Dave gives that signature smile of his to the camera and he with Scotty goes to thanks Lizzie for the interview as the scene fades out.
*THE END*
It's the middle of July's 14th Revelation show and the crowd is already excited with the action they seen and that is still to come.
The Lights go out. "99 Ways to Die" by Megadeth blasts over the loud speakers as a red smoke billows along the ramp and around the ring. Everyone in the crowd recognizes the theme and await for Gnarfflinger the Butcher to makes his presence felt. Yet suddenly the music stops and a new theme starts to play and the crowd gives a mixed reaction to it as the theme is "YMCA" by Village People. Gnarfflinger finally steps out from under the curtain wearing his usual black jeans and one of his custom T-Shirts and with a pink frying pan in his hand as pyro goes of through the smoke. Or yet it only appears to be Gnarfflinger at first, but when the figure finally steps out from the smoke, it reveals to be Dave Carter, dressed as The Butcher, and the crowd start to cheer as crazy now. He starts dancing quite stupid along with the music as he jogs down the ramp. He goes around the ring toward the announcer ring and jumps over it, starting to dance like an idiot with Ray. After couple seconds, he jumps over the announcer table again and snatches a mic from it as well. Jimmy just looks at him with his jaw dropped almost to the ground, while Ray just goes along with it.
~~Ray~~
You Jimmy, I started to like Gnarfflinger. He finally opened himself.
~~JP~~
You idiot, it's not Gnarfflinger, it's Dave Carter dressed like him. But I have no damn idea why?
~~Ray~~
Oh come one, JP, no need to deny the truth.
"Gnarfflinger" gets into the ring and dances by the music for a bit of time, before the theme finally fades away and the supposed to be Butcher rises the mic to his mouth.
~~"Gnarfflinger the Butcher"~~
I came out here to call out my former partner Justin... again. Why? *with crying voice* you left me, I was dragging your ass and working alone, but when your smell was gone from my side, I last all my strength and got my ass kicked, so I blame you, you... bad man!
Imitates that he wipes away few tears and swings the pink frying pan few times from fake anger.
~~"Gnarfflinger the Butcher"~~
*Normal voice again* I decided to confess myself. Justin... the truth is... I need you. I need to smell you sweat and see your ass in order to do a shit. You see, while I was with you, I was know as a drunken unstoppable Butcher, but now... now everyone just calls me a monkey from "Lalaland" who got a frying pan and now pretends to be a wrestler. And quite frankly... that is true.
The crowd laughs and cheers, yet there are heard some boos from Butcher's fans
~~"Gnarfflinger the Butcher"~~
Justin... without you I even stopped drinking my favorite Fuzzy Navel! So I ask you Justin... come back to me baby!
The crowd laughs even louder and seem to ready to play along with this.
~~JP~~
I can't believe I'm seeing and hearing this...
~~Ray~~
Yeah, it's shocking, but Gnarfflinger finally opened himself.
~~JP~~
Shut up Ray...
The fans are laughing as Dave imitates crying while dressed as Gnarfflinger. All of a sudden, Power To The People by Poison plays and the fans cheer, thinking Justin is actually coming out. All of a sudden the entrance begins to fill with fog as the song switches to Stronger by Britney Spears. With that, Justin walks out of the back and causes an uproar of laughter. Scotty Dreamer walks out with a pissed off glare on his face. He is carrying a ukulele in his hand, and has an apparently fake fur coat on. Around his waist is a cardboard look alike of the Charging Glory Title and right above his the his waist line is shown a pink man thong for everyone to see. He starts yelling at the crowd in a very generic way and rubs the long haired wig on his head. Dave almost breaks character from laughter as everyone in the arena is cracking up just from the look of the man. He walks down to the ring, high stepping a bit and pulling the thong out of his butt crack every few steps.
::Jimmy Pate::
Oh My Blue Jesus! What in the hell is this? A new form of circus? Scotty really went all out for this joke! It's funny as hell, but mildly disturbing.....
::Ray White::
Wow! Scotty looks better than Justin even when wearing a crap remake of his outfit! And is that a thong?! Oh My God!
"Justin" makes his way to the steel steps and walks up them. He steps into the ring and looks around, pointing at either the cardboard belt, or his crotch while motioning to the crowd to cheer. They all laugh still as he gets a microphone and looks at "Gnarfflinger" with his usual pissed off glare. He pulls the microphone to his lips and the crowd slowly quiets down.
::"Justin Michael"::
Now Gnarf, why would I come back to you? Please answer me why I would come back to a man who cheated on me like you did! Don't think I don't remember, I saw you and that bulldog behind my house! How could you! I loved you!
Some of the crowd now have tears in their eyes from laughing so hard now. Ray and Jimmy are holding their sides from trying to hold it in. "Justin" gets in "Gnarf's" face and stares at him, his facial expression making him look a little like the house elf from Harry Potter now. He slaps "Gnarf" in the face very lightly, acting like it was as hard as he could and breathes heavily for a second. He then turns back to see a wide eyed expression from the other man. He raises the microphone again.
::"Justin Michael"::
Now you want to proclaim your needing me? I would spit at you except I have to save that saliva to make money because my porno with Tommy Lee didn't sell worth crap! Not even he bought it I was so bad! And the worst part out of this, those jerks from Slam Jam Nation set my house on fire in the Parking Lot so now I'm homeless! You may know how it feels, but my best Possum Skinned Coat was in that car! And you losing your title may have brought out the truth in your inability to wrestle, but mine is still shown! Everyone knows I'm a Pop Sissy who wants to be cool! And now all I have to show is this, this beautiful title that doesn't mean anything thanks to that meanie Alex for stripping it from Vlad!
"Gnarf" looks like he is about to cry now, completely imitating it of course. They are both using the worst parts of their acting skills and the crowd is just laughing non stop. "Justin" looks at his former partner and his glare lightens to a sympathetic frown, He walks over and puts his hand on the man's shoulder.
::"Justin Michael::
Aww... I'm sorry darling. I didn't mean to make you cry. I thought I was stronger than this.... I do love you cushy cheeks. Let's stop fighting please. Let me move back in and we can buy out Hustler on anal lube again like the good old days. Come on, I'll buy you a Fuzzy Navel and you can get me drunk on two Metropolitans again and have your way with me, how does that sound?
The two men hug and the crowd is a mixture of laughs and awws. They all laugh wildly when "Gnarf" jumps from "Justin" grabbing his butt. The two Slam Jammers then laugh lightly and plan to either continue with what they are doing or be ready for the real guys to come out.
The Lights go out. "99 Ways to Die" by Megadeth blasts over the loud speakers as a red smoke billows along the ramp and around the ring. Everyone in the crowd recognizes the theme and await for Gnarfflinger the Butcher to makes his presence felt. Yet suddenly the music stops and a new theme starts to play and the crowd gives a mixed reaction to it as the theme is "YMCA" by Village People. Gnarfflinger finally steps out from under the curtain wearing his usual black jeans and one of his custom T-Shirts and with a pink frying pan in his hand as pyro goes of through the smoke. Or yet it only appears to be Gnarfflinger at first, but when the figure finally steps out from the smoke, it reveals to be Dave Carter, dressed as The Butcher, and the crowd start to cheer as crazy now. He starts dancing quite stupid along with the music as he jogs down the ramp. He goes around the ring toward the announcer ring and jumps over it, starting to dance like an idiot with Ray. After couple seconds, he jumps over the announcer table again and snatches a mic from it as well. Jimmy just looks at him with his jaw dropped almost to the ground, while Ray just goes along with it.
~~Ray~~
You Jimmy, I started to like Gnarfflinger. He finally opened himself.
~~JP~~
You idiot, it's not Gnarfflinger, it's Dave Carter dressed like him. But I have no damn idea why?
~~Ray~~
Oh come one, JP, no need to deny the truth.
"Gnarfflinger" gets into the ring and dances by the music for a bit of time, before the theme finally fades away and the supposed to be Butcher rises the mic to his mouth.
~~"Gnarfflinger the Butcher"~~
I came out here to call out my former partner Justin... again. Why? *with crying voice* you left me, I was dragging your ass and working alone, but when your smell was gone from my side, I last all my strength and got my ass kicked, so I blame you, you... bad man!
Imitates that he wipes away few tears and swings the pink frying pan few times from fake anger.
~~"Gnarfflinger the Butcher"~~
*Normal voice again* I decided to confess myself. Justin... the truth is... I need you. I need to smell you sweat and see your ass in order to do a shit. You see, while I was with you, I was know as a drunken unstoppable Butcher, but now... now everyone just calls me a monkey from "Lalaland" who got a frying pan and now pretends to be a wrestler. And quite frankly... that is true.
The crowd laughs and cheers, yet there are heard some boos from Butcher's fans
~~"Gnarfflinger the Butcher"~~
Justin... without you I even stopped drinking my favorite Fuzzy Navel! So I ask you Justin... come back to me baby!
The crowd laughs even louder and seem to ready to play along with this.
~~JP~~
I can't believe I'm seeing and hearing this...
~~Ray~~
Yeah, it's shocking, but Gnarfflinger finally opened himself.
~~JP~~
Shut up Ray...
The fans are laughing as Dave imitates crying while dressed as Gnarfflinger. All of a sudden, Power To The People by Poison plays and the fans cheer, thinking Justin is actually coming out. All of a sudden the entrance begins to fill with fog as the song switches to Stronger by Britney Spears. With that, Justin walks out of the back and causes an uproar of laughter. Scotty Dreamer walks out with a pissed off glare on his face. He is carrying a ukulele in his hand, and has an apparently fake fur coat on. Around his waist is a cardboard look alike of the Charging Glory Title and right above his the his waist line is shown a pink man thong for everyone to see. He starts yelling at the crowd in a very generic way and rubs the long haired wig on his head. Dave almost breaks character from laughter as everyone in the arena is cracking up just from the look of the man. He walks down to the ring, high stepping a bit and pulling the thong out of his butt crack every few steps.
::Jimmy Pate::
Oh My Blue Jesus! What in the hell is this? A new form of circus? Scotty really went all out for this joke! It's funny as hell, but mildly disturbing.....
::Ray White::
Wow! Scotty looks better than Justin even when wearing a crap remake of his outfit! And is that a thong?! Oh My God!
"Justin" makes his way to the steel steps and walks up them. He steps into the ring and looks around, pointing at either the cardboard belt, or his crotch while motioning to the crowd to cheer. They all laugh still as he gets a microphone and looks at "Gnarfflinger" with his usual pissed off glare. He pulls the microphone to his lips and the crowd slowly quiets down.
::"Justin Michael"::
Now Gnarf, why would I come back to you? Please answer me why I would come back to a man who cheated on me like you did! Don't think I don't remember, I saw you and that bulldog behind my house! How could you! I loved you!
Some of the crowd now have tears in their eyes from laughing so hard now. Ray and Jimmy are holding their sides from trying to hold it in. "Justin" gets in "Gnarf's" face and stares at him, his facial expression making him look a little like the house elf from Harry Potter now. He slaps "Gnarf" in the face very lightly, acting like it was as hard as he could and breathes heavily for a second. He then turns back to see a wide eyed expression from the other man. He raises the microphone again.
::"Justin Michael"::
Now you want to proclaim your needing me? I would spit at you except I have to save that saliva to make money because my porno with Tommy Lee didn't sell worth crap! Not even he bought it I was so bad! And the worst part out of this, those jerks from Slam Jam Nation set my house on fire in the Parking Lot so now I'm homeless! You may know how it feels, but my best Possum Skinned Coat was in that car! And you losing your title may have brought out the truth in your inability to wrestle, but mine is still shown! Everyone knows I'm a Pop Sissy who wants to be cool! And now all I have to show is this, this beautiful title that doesn't mean anything thanks to that meanie Alex for stripping it from Vlad!
"Gnarf" looks like he is about to cry now, completely imitating it of course. They are both using the worst parts of their acting skills and the crowd is just laughing non stop. "Justin" looks at his former partner and his glare lightens to a sympathetic frown, He walks over and puts his hand on the man's shoulder.
::"Justin Michael::
Aww... I'm sorry darling. I didn't mean to make you cry. I thought I was stronger than this.... I do love you cushy cheeks. Let's stop fighting please. Let me move back in and we can buy out Hustler on anal lube again like the good old days. Come on, I'll buy you a Fuzzy Navel and you can get me drunk on two Metropolitans again and have your way with me, how does that sound?
The two men hug and the crowd is a mixture of laughs and awws. They all laugh wildly when "Gnarf" jumps from "Justin" grabbing his butt. The two Slam Jammers then laugh lightly and plan to either continue with what they are doing or be ready for the real guys to come out.
Part 8
Fiona, Scotty, Ricky and Katie stand at the parking lot, surrounded by dozens of people, apparently interested in what's going on here. A whole line of trucks drive into the parking lot and gather in one place. At the same place another, bigger truck stands as well, and by it workers are constructing something what looks to be like a stage for a concert. The trucks stop and workers from the start to unload all kind of soda drinks and juice, beer as well as pizza, tacos, ice cream and even cookies, as well as other various stuff. The Slam Jam Nation group walk toward it and all of them, besides Katie, still seems to be a bit confused. A couple minutes later, Dave finally appears as well and with a loudspeaker in his hand.
~~Scotty Dreamer~~
Dude... this is crazy... and I love it.
~~Fiona Star~~
You think KingBear will notice we put all this on his account?
~~Dave Carter~~
How couldn't he? I even left a note at his office.
~~Ricky Rodriguez~~
What did you do that for?
~~Dave Carter~~
Why give a guy even a bigger headache over who did it?
All five of them laugh. After the workers have done unload part of the stuff, Dave climbs onto the top of one of the trucks with the loudspeaker.
~~Dave Carter~~
Gather around ladies and gentlemen. Today Slam Jam Nation decided to make a "Give instead of taking" day. And our dear co-owner KingBear has supported it... kind of. But anyway, Slam Jam Nation says enjoy the treats and have a good time.
Dave gets back down on the ground and the people gathered seem to enjoy it and follow treat themselves with the drinks and food. Ricky and Katie invite the workers to enjoy the stuff as well, as it's free.
Part 9
Ludacris & Sum41 - "Get Back" hits the PA system and the crowd erupts in wild cheers. Out from the curtain walks out Dave and Katie, Katie carrying the New Age title on her shoulder while Dave has a small table in his hands. Dave puts down the table for a second and looks to the both sides of the crowd, then quickly rises his arms with one finger of each hand pointing up, as silver and yellow pyro shot from the stage.
After pyro ends, Dave takes the table and he with Katie start to walk down the ramp. When they reach the ringside, Carter jumps on the apron and lifts the table over the top rope, placing it in the ring. Katie uses the steps to get on the apron as well and slips into the ring between the second and bottom rope, while Dave jumps of the apron and goes around the ring toward the announcer table. There he finds few unused chairs and immediately throws them into the ring between the bottom rope. He then asks for a mic and when gets one, continues to slide into the ring between the bottom rope himself. He then goes on to place the table at the center of the ring and set up one chair for Katie to sit down. After all is done, he starts to lift the mic to his mouth.
~~Darrell~~
What the hell is that loser doing now. I know it;s going to be another stupid idea of his.
~~Devin~~
Would you shut up and wait?!
~~Dave Carter~~
It seems to me that for the second time in quite short time mine opponent decided to abandon the match and leave you, fans of GHW, without a match you expected to see. Now last time I tried to make a open challenge. But well no one answered it. This time I decided to go a different way.
But before that, if you allow me, I would like to address a certain group. A group that calls themselves SWF. You all know th story and what happened already, so am not going to get into it now. Instead I want to address three people with whom I had business just in past weeks. First of all Gnarfflinger The Butcher... You know I thought of you better Butcher. But you proved to be nothing more then a crying little umpa-lumpa b*tch! So you say you had a hurt back and you couldn't climb the ladder. Big deal, I had my back damaged as well, but it didn't stopped me from climbing the ladder. I had my knee smashed in NeXuS... but it didn't stopped me to climb up the ladder an the elevated cage. The injuries suffered didn't stopped other 3 men do to the same either. Quite frankly you are becoming a bigger "Big mouth, crappy action" then even the The Real Popstart Pamela... I mean Justin.
Now the other two are Skull and Emblem, who both seems to want to play games. But that's ok, that's cool. We can play games all we want. If you want that so badly, we can do that... and it's going to be so fun... trust me on that.
Dave pulls the mic away from his mouth and goes to set up another chair for himself this time. He then goes to the outside of the ring again and searches for something under the ring. He soon pulls out a box, which seems to be full of beer and snacks. He pushes the box into the ring, returning to the ring himself. He then takes a seat in front of Katie and pulls out something out of his pocket, putting it on the table. That something appears to be a deck of cards.
~~Dave Carter~~
And speaking of games, we are going to play one tonight. Now I understand you people here expected to see something new, something unseen at the Main Event... and to say the truth you will. Cause tonight we are going to play... strip poker!
The crowd roars after hearing that, especially men, seeing that Katie is here to play.
~~Dave Carter~~
Oh and if anybody wants to join us, they are more then welcome.
Dave takes the deck and starts shuffling the deck, while looking at the cheering crowd with a smile in his face.
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Ricky comes out wearing his long white jacket without sleeves with a big red and black Gothic cross on his back and sunglasses. Around his waste is the Unbound Wings Championship belt, he puts his hands on it and makes a polish signal. The lights stop changing color and stick with normal light. He walks to the ring, fireworks come from the side of the ramp and Ricky smiles. Walking along he slaps hands with the fans when he get to the ring he goes around it slapping some more hand. He sees a kid who clearly has a health problem standing in the crowd close to him he walks over to him and hugs him and then he raises his hand and the crowd cheer for the kid. He takes off his glasses and puts it on his head and then he slaps his hand and the kid slaps his hand back. Ricky smiles looks into the camera and winks into it. He then stands next to the kid like it is a photo moment and smiles, he looks at Lizzy with a grrrr look at her and waits till some photo's have been made. He then jumps on the apron and then over the ropes. He stands on a corner and hypes up the crowd.
Darrell: They should hmm right you know GRRRR.
Devon: Well I am glad we commentate together.
Darrell: Whatever.
Ricky takes off his coat and give it to a ring worker, he jumps around a bit now having a very serious look on his face. He looks around and nods to Darrell. He then points at some fans with SLAM JAM NATION shirts. He then yells SLAM JAM.... and a rather big part of the fans chant NATION. He then looks at Lizzy again and winks at her, she blushes and smiles at him.
Ricky asks for a chair and gets one from a ring worker. He sets it up and sits down at the table opening a bag of chips and eating some. He takes a box Dave took with him and opens it up. It seems there are some betting chips in it he takes them out and starts to arranging them.
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Ocheeva walks the rest of the way to the ring and blows the rest of the smoke out of his mouth as he does. He jumps on one knee to the ring apron and pulls himself up.
He puts one leg into the ring and then swings his other leg in. Ocheeva then walks up to the table and without saying a word and sits down. The lights go back on and Ocheeva pulls a pair of sunglass' out of his jacket and puts them on.
Devin: "Ocheeva came to play today!"
Darrell: "When has he not been ready?"
Devin: "True, can't say there was a single time that I saw Ocheeva not ready for anthing!"
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Surprises are galore as 'The New Black' begins to blaze through speakers.
DJ: "No.... it can't be..."
DB: "Looks like SJN are up to their pranks again."
To the surprise of everyone, Vladimir Strife comes from the back and walks down the ramp, Ricky and Dave looking at each other and then back at him, hoping he's not here to crash the party. Vladimir slides into the ring and stands up, holding up his title to a cheering audience and grinning at the guys at the table. He reaches into his pocket and pulls out a pack of smokes and lights one up as he calls for a microphone.
"Poker, huh? Well... I've got some bad news for you boys. You might as well pack up your stuff and get the hell out of here now!!"
Dave and Ricky look annoyed at this, not wanting any trouble, just to have a good time.
"Because if you don't... I'm going to kick your asses... at your own game. Deal me in, kids."
The fans are rather shocked as Vlad calls for a chair and pulls up a seat at the table, a few women in the audience catcalling.
After pyro ends, Dave takes the table and he with Katie start to walk down the ramp. When they reach the ringside, Carter jumps on the apron and lifts the table over the top rope, placing it in the ring. Katie uses the steps to get on the apron as well and slips into the ring between the second and bottom rope, while Dave jumps of the apron and goes around the ring toward the announcer table. There he finds few unused chairs and immediately throws them into the ring between the bottom rope. He then asks for a mic and when gets one, continues to slide into the ring between the bottom rope himself. He then goes on to place the table at the center of the ring and set up one chair for Katie to sit down. After all is done, he starts to lift the mic to his mouth.
~~Darrell~~
What the hell is that loser doing now. I know it;s going to be another stupid idea of his.
~~Devin~~
Would you shut up and wait?!
~~Dave Carter~~
It seems to me that for the second time in quite short time mine opponent decided to abandon the match and leave you, fans of GHW, without a match you expected to see. Now last time I tried to make a open challenge. But well no one answered it. This time I decided to go a different way.
But before that, if you allow me, I would like to address a certain group. A group that calls themselves SWF. You all know th story and what happened already, so am not going to get into it now. Instead I want to address three people with whom I had business just in past weeks. First of all Gnarfflinger The Butcher... You know I thought of you better Butcher. But you proved to be nothing more then a crying little umpa-lumpa b*tch! So you say you had a hurt back and you couldn't climb the ladder. Big deal, I had my back damaged as well, but it didn't stopped me from climbing the ladder. I had my knee smashed in NeXuS... but it didn't stopped me to climb up the ladder an the elevated cage. The injuries suffered didn't stopped other 3 men do to the same either. Quite frankly you are becoming a bigger "Big mouth, crappy action" then even the The Real Popstart Pamela... I mean Justin.
Now the other two are Skull and Emblem, who both seems to want to play games. But that's ok, that's cool. We can play games all we want. If you want that so badly, we can do that... and it's going to be so fun... trust me on that.
Dave pulls the mic away from his mouth and goes to set up another chair for himself this time. He then goes to the outside of the ring again and searches for something under the ring. He soon pulls out a box, which seems to be full of beer and snacks. He pushes the box into the ring, returning to the ring himself. He then takes a seat in front of Katie and pulls out something out of his pocket, putting it on the table. That something appears to be a deck of cards.
~~Dave Carter~~
And speaking of games, we are going to play one tonight. Now I understand you people here expected to see something new, something unseen at the Main Event... and to say the truth you will. Cause tonight we are going to play... strip poker!
The crowd roars after hearing that, especially men, seeing that Katie is here to play.
~~Dave Carter~~
Oh and if anybody wants to join us, they are more then welcome.
Dave takes the deck and starts shuffling the deck, while looking at the cheering crowd with a smile in his face.
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Ricky comes out wearing his long white jacket without sleeves with a big red and black Gothic cross on his back and sunglasses. Around his waste is the Unbound Wings Championship belt, he puts his hands on it and makes a polish signal. The lights stop changing color and stick with normal light. He walks to the ring, fireworks come from the side of the ramp and Ricky smiles. Walking along he slaps hands with the fans when he get to the ring he goes around it slapping some more hand. He sees a kid who clearly has a health problem standing in the crowd close to him he walks over to him and hugs him and then he raises his hand and the crowd cheer for the kid. He takes off his glasses and puts it on his head and then he slaps his hand and the kid slaps his hand back. Ricky smiles looks into the camera and winks into it. He then stands next to the kid like it is a photo moment and smiles, he looks at Lizzy with a grrrr look at her and waits till some photo's have been made. He then jumps on the apron and then over the ropes. He stands on a corner and hypes up the crowd.
Darrell: They should hmm right you know GRRRR.
Devon: Well I am glad we commentate together.
Darrell: Whatever.
Ricky takes off his coat and give it to a ring worker, he jumps around a bit now having a very serious look on his face. He looks around and nods to Darrell. He then points at some fans with SLAM JAM NATION shirts. He then yells SLAM JAM.... and a rather big part of the fans chant NATION. He then looks at Lizzy again and winks at her, she blushes and smiles at him.
Ricky asks for a chair and gets one from a ring worker. He sets it up and sits down at the table opening a bag of chips and eating some. He takes a box Dave took with him and opens it up. It seems there are some betting chips in it he takes them out and starts to arranging them.
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Ocheeva walks the rest of the way to the ring and blows the rest of the smoke out of his mouth as he does. He jumps on one knee to the ring apron and pulls himself up.
He puts one leg into the ring and then swings his other leg in. Ocheeva then walks up to the table and without saying a word and sits down. The lights go back on and Ocheeva pulls a pair of sunglass' out of his jacket and puts them on.
Devin: "Ocheeva came to play today!"
Darrell: "When has he not been ready?"
Devin: "True, can't say there was a single time that I saw Ocheeva not ready for anthing!"
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Surprises are galore as 'The New Black' begins to blaze through speakers.
DJ: "No.... it can't be..."
DB: "Looks like SJN are up to their pranks again."
To the surprise of everyone, Vladimir Strife comes from the back and walks down the ramp, Ricky and Dave looking at each other and then back at him, hoping he's not here to crash the party. Vladimir slides into the ring and stands up, holding up his title to a cheering audience and grinning at the guys at the table. He reaches into his pocket and pulls out a pack of smokes and lights one up as he calls for a microphone.
"Poker, huh? Well... I've got some bad news for you boys. You might as well pack up your stuff and get the hell out of here now!!"
Dave and Ricky look annoyed at this, not wanting any trouble, just to have a good time.
"Because if you don't... I'm going to kick your asses... at your own game. Deal me in, kids."
The fans are rather shocked as Vlad calls for a chair and pulls up a seat at the table, a few women in the audience catcalling.
Finally the video ends and Lizzie, Dave and Scotty turn back to the camera. Lizzie now can't help herself but to laugh a bit out of those segments. Dave and Scotty just smile as they go to speak.
~~Dave Carter~~
Man, I never believed that Vlad will actually come out to play strip poker... and it was the OLD Vlad.
~~Scotty Dreamer~~
Well he partied with us before, remember?/color]
Lizzie clears her throat, looking a bit lost now, but still goes to continue the interview.
~~Lizzie~~
Well... that was something to remember. But what is the point of this flashback video?
~~Scotty Dreamer~~
The point? The point is that GHW hasn't had a party for waaaaaaaaaaay too long.
~~Dave Carter~~
Indeed my friend, so what we decided... that's it time... time to bring the fun and parties back to GHW. And trust me on this, when we do that, the party won't last one day... it won't last one week... it will last for however long we and the citizens of Slam Jam Nation will want.
~~Scotty Dreamer~~
Oh, and it won't be just a simple party... it will be chaos... Slam Jam Nation Style.
~~Dave Carter~~
And to finalize this let just me say this... Get ready GHW... Get ready because the show... is about to start.
Dave gives that signature smile of his to the camera and he with Scotty goes to thanks Lizzie for the interview as the scene fades out.
*THE END*
OOC: Sorry for so many and so long quotes, I just wanted to make it look more like a real video clip and it was kinda needed to bring out the point of the interview.
Comments welcomed