Post by M BISON on Oct 28, 2023 10:45:32 GMT -4
"Chickenhead" by Project Pat begins playing in an empty Jared Nathan Memorial Arena, startling the squatters and multiple species of arachnids inhabiting the venue. Stepping over toilet paper and discarded needles, a man in a dirty chicken suit smelling of mothballs makes his way down the aisle.
Hastily dodging a Bud Ice bottle full of urine that was thrown at him, Monster Cock feigns stepping up the ring stairs, but then crawls under the ring for a short time.
The feathered wrestler emerges from under the ring with even more urgency than he dodged the piss bottle, thrashing about to get a brown recluse off of his right arm/wing. Under his left wing is a karaoke machine and a vintage Nashville Predators hoodie, both of which Metal Dragon forgot to take with him when he left.
As a multitude of "fans" begin procuring card readers from their jackets, MC grabs a kendo stick from under the ring with his spare wing, also shaking a spider from it, and begins making his way back up the ramp.
TBC
Hastily dodging a Bud Ice bottle full of urine that was thrown at him, Monster Cock feigns stepping up the ring stairs, but then crawls under the ring for a short time.
The feathered wrestler emerges from under the ring with even more urgency than he dodged the piss bottle, thrashing about to get a brown recluse off of his right arm/wing. Under his left wing is a karaoke machine and a vintage Nashville Predators hoodie, both of which Metal Dragon forgot to take with him when he left.
As a multitude of "fans" begin procuring card readers from their jackets, MC grabs a kendo stick from under the ring with his spare wing, also shaking a spider from it, and begins making his way back up the ramp.
TBC
