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Post by M BISON on Dec 23, 2022 0:48:49 GMT -4
At an indie show in Hyderabad, India, our unlikely heroes Metal Dragon, Winthorp Darkrites, and The Proeliator all sit in the locker room despite not being on the card.
Winthorp: "Listen here, you dirty benchod bastard fuck. I will fuck your ass."
Pro: "Madarchod, you have no cock. Your name is Usman and you are my bitch."
MD: "Fucking homo. Put my ass in your ass."
Everyone else stares at the trio, wondering whether this is racist or not.
TBD
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Post by proeliator on Dec 23, 2022 1:02:21 GMT -4
Proeliator looks at the toilet in the corner of the locker room dumbfoundedly. He drops his pants and shits on the floor.
TBD
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Post by ITALIAN GOTH on Dec 23, 2022 1:22:34 GMT -4
Winthorp looks down at his watch and jolts up to his feet.
Winthorp: "Holy shit, this show sucks dog balls. Why did I even let you guys talk me into coming into this goat fucking shit hole of a city? I would've had more fun watching Kahlan OD on jenkem."
Pro: "Dude, can you shut the fuck up for a minute? I had a bad vindaloo and its giving me explosive poo poo fuck bastard benchod."
MD: "T O M M Y"
As the sound of Kajra Re by Shankar blares through the shitty walmart speakers, India's biggest wrestling prodigy Kunal Gupta steps through the torn curtains.
Kunal: "Madarchod who are you bastards and what are you doing here bloody fuckin' bloody."
MD tosses a container of chicken vindaloo into Gupta's eyes as he runs down the hall, screaming for Vishnu.
The three heroes stare at each other in confusion because they still don't know who the fuck that guy even was.
TBC
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Post by M BISON on Jan 25, 2023 14:50:15 GMT -4
All three men leave the arena after the event, coming to agreement that Dyna Mike Duncan is the ultimate benchod.
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