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Post by M BISON on Aug 4, 2022 21:58:18 GMT -4
Metal Dragon and The Proeliator have fallen on hard times and are making jenkem in the parking lot of Jared Nathan Memorial Coliseum, which is abandoned like every other building in the Bay Area.
"This sucks," said Metal Dragon.
TBC
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Post by M BISON on Aug 4, 2022 22:24:15 GMT -4
For the sake of nostalgic times when everyone had to know what you were listening to, "Big Gangsta" by Kevin Gates is playing out of MD's slim-jimmed silver Oldsmobile Cutlass Ciera.
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Post by proeliator on Aug 4, 2022 22:33:24 GMT -4
The Proeliator looks at Metal Dragon
Remember when I told Black Dragon to go cry about his dead father? That was cool
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Post by M BISON on Aug 4, 2022 22:36:07 GMT -4
"You absolutely refused to choke on those slap nuts."
The Tennessean wrestler proceeds to text yet another "wyd" to Kahlan's old number that she changed 4 years ago.
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Post by proeliator on Aug 4, 2022 22:42:09 GMT -4
We need to score
Proeliator fumbles around with his phone as he drinks a 40 of steel reserve
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Post by proeliator on Aug 4, 2022 22:46:19 GMT -4
Where are all the explosions? There's no fire!
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Post by ITALIAN GOTH on Aug 4, 2022 23:00:38 GMT -4
Through all the commotion, MD and Proeliator failed to realise the presence of a third dweller. Carrying with him a rusted replica of the Dragon's Rage title
"But there is an Iranian- Wait no.. Icelandic? No, no hang wait. Italian.. Yes! Italian Goth ready to create mayhem in the ring! Wait.. where the fuck is everyone?
All three men glance at each other as "Big Gangsta" still plays from the speaker system of the Cutlass Siera.
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Post by proeliator on Aug 4, 2022 23:07:06 GMT -4
Proeliator looks at Darkrites inquisitively, not knowing if he's seen a ghost or not
Hey Dragon, isn't that the dude who filmed me the last time I scored?
MD looks at Proeliator, then back at his phone, then at the Italian Goth, then back at his phone, then takes a drag of his cigarette, then looks back at his phone.
No, fartknocker, you've just huffed too much Jenkem again. Sleep it off
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Post by ITALIAN GOTH on Aug 5, 2022 10:20:19 GMT -4
Darkrites chuckles to himself. He has flashbacks of the tape he filmed.
"Didn't Kahlan shit herself when you gave her the ol' Double Handed Twister Fister 3000 at the end of the tape?"
"Sounds about right, I think you were so shocked that you forgot your mouth was open and took a mouthful."
From behind a dumpster comes none other than Martin Prince. Wearing stained sweatpants and a shirt that reads 'Old Dog Bourbon'. Winthorp stares blankly before gagging at the thought of the memory.
"That's right. I could taste the corn there for a second..."
Winthorp pulls out a joint, lights it up and takes a drag. Letting out a sigh while his old friend laughs.
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Post by proeliator on Aug 5, 2022 10:38:45 GMT -4
Proeliator runs off towards the ring as he hears the flicker of the lighter
FIRE! I knew I saw it!
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Post by M BISON on Aug 24, 2022 20:30:54 GMT -4
Which one of us was supposed to grab the 40s from the store?
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