Post by Wolverina on Jun 8, 2019 4:23:44 GMT -4
Kahlan contract: evpw.proboards.com/thread/10791/rated-super
Wolverina contract: evpw.proboards.com/thread/10601/wolverina
The two most polarizing women in EVPW history, genetically predispositioned to hate each other, stand across the ring opposite each other like so many times before. The crowd roars loudly, lending favor moreso to Wolfie than Kahlan, but there’s no mistaken the respect and revere the crowd has for Kahlan also, as her name is sung in high praise as well. The bell chimes thrice and it's Kahlan who surprisingly acts first, tearing across the hallowed canvas in a blur of speed and hatred that catches Wolverina off guard. The blistering Dropkick jolts the People’s Princess backward into the corner with a thud, air driven from her lungs. Kahlan doesn’t relent, shedding her usual dirty tactics in exchange for a barrage of fists and knees that rattle the molars and shake the ribs of the Cornhusker Cutie. Switching gears, Pretty K can’t help but throw in some disrespect, and cracks a pimp strong bitch slap across Wolverina’s cheek. She follows up with a huge Knife Edge Chop that would make the Nature Boy green with envy. To her worry, the impact seems to snap Wolfie back into the game, who stares at Kahlan with a ferocity only Kahlan knows and fears.
Turning tail, Kahlan attempts a tactical retreat, but the Nebraskan grabs a fistful of her hair and rips her to the canvas with a reckoning. Before Pretty K can reel from the impact, her nemesis yanks her up and bullies her into the nearest corner. Dipping low, Wolfie unleashes a volley of shoulder thrusts deep into K’s midriff - pummeling her with a ceaseless assault, dealing more punishment than Hodor took at the door. She caps it off with a stunning European Uppercut that snaps K’s head back and causes her to faceplant the mat. The People’s Princess doesn’t rush the pace. She knows Kahlan has a gas tank; it’s one of the advantages Pretty K’s used against her with success in the past. Walking a slow circle around her prey, Wolfie systematically stomps Kahlan’s hands, knees, feet, elbows and visibly relishes in seeing her long time tormentor at her mercy. Prying her up, Wolverina measures for a moment and flattens her back to the canvas with a nasty Heart Punch. To sprinkle on some humiliation of her own, Wolverina bends her over a knee and repeatedly, relentlessly spanks her booty like an angry mother would an unruly child. Kahlan becomes unglued from the predicament and frantically squirrels herself away from Wolfie’s grip and escapes to the outside, where he hops around like a cat on a hot tin roof, rubbing her welted buns while cursing Wolverina.
JP: Well shit on a stick, Kahlan started out strong but now she just got spanked, literally and figuratively. I’m not gonna lie, a part of me is enjoying this very much. Kahlan has done Wolverina so dirty, so many times. She’s rattled off win after win using cheat tactics and the numbers games. She ended Wolverina’s tv title reign and undefeated streak using those methods, and caused her so much other hardship over the last decade.
Ray: Oh yeah, I totes forgot you have a weird biased fetish in favor of Wolverina. She could murder a poor little puppy on live television and you’d find some way to explain it away and spin it to her favor. Face it, Jimbo. Your girl got her muscled butt kicked by Kahlan a lot and you can’t stand it because you can’t scream that Wolverina’s the greatest female wrestler of all time until she emphatically, unequivocally beats Kahlan. I mean, how far did Kahlan run up the score? 11-0?
JP: Actually, 14-0. How’s that for biasedness? I’m not at all biased toward her. I just have a tremendous amount of respect for her achieving what she did after being a victim of a very public rape -- and by the way, she’s held more titles and glories than ten Kahlan’s, since you like to throw around statistics all of a sudden.
Ray chuckles but wisely opts to leave the topic alone now. On the outside, a flustered Kahlan suddenly remembers this is a hardcore match, and smacks herself on the forehead for only just now remembering. Turning to a fan, she points behind him and mutters something. He turns to look, and she yanks his chair away from him, quickly folding it and circling the ring. She taunts Wolverina with it, but the People’s Princess stands her ground bravely in the ring, playing to the fans and beckoning Little K to enter the fray with her chair. Wolverina places her hands behind her and bends at the waist, just DARING Kahlan to engage even with the upperhand of a steel chair.
Pretty K throws her head back and laughs - same ole Wolfie -- more guts than brains. With a sudden quickness, Little K rockets into the ring under the bottom rope and pops to a stand, but before she can raise the seating instrument of maiming up to strike, a thick cloud of white greets her eyes and face. It blinds and burns. SALT and POWDER! K hits the deck thrashing and screaming. Her worst nightmare has been realized. Wolverina has decided to fight fire with fire. With a quickness of her own, Wolfie releases her into a German Suplex, followed by another and another, rendering Pretty K a worn out mess. Taking another moment to relish her rival’s misery, Wolverina stalks behind her for a little bit then approaches for another barrage of German Suplexes.
WHHAAACCCK!
Kahlan has fumble-fingered her way back into possession of the chair and has blind swung it overhead, managing to land flush with Wolfie’s forehead. Although still blinded some, she spins and connects a chair shot across Wolfie’s left arm, dropping her. Acting quick, Little K snags the ring official and uses his shirt of wipe away some of the mess in her eyes and face. Pissed, she rushes and clobbers Wolverina across the back, then pulls her to a stand and situates the chair around her head and neck before ripping her down with a sickening chair assisted Neckbreaker. The People’s Princess convulses across the mat in crippling pain. Kahlan stalks, zeroing in on the stronger woman’s power base, her lower back, and slams hard chair shots into it.
With her nemesis where she wants her, Kahlan discards the chair and bends Wolverina over her knee and unleashes a retaliatory spanking that hits harder and lasts longer than the one given to her earlier -- once again one upping her long time rival. She rears back, licks her hand, then delivers one last hard smack before depositing Wolverina face first on the mat. Not letting up, Pretty K immediately transitions into a Camel Clutch and digs her fingers into fish hook positions at the corners of Wolverina’s mouth, trying with every fiber of her being to rip off the corners of Wolverina’s mouth.
TBCB Kahlan
OOC: if she doesn’t show up, I’ll write the finish and either have it be a draw or wolfie eat the L. That’s how much me loves my Kahlan. : )
Wolverina contract: evpw.proboards.com/thread/10601/wolverina
The two most polarizing women in EVPW history, genetically predispositioned to hate each other, stand across the ring opposite each other like so many times before. The crowd roars loudly, lending favor moreso to Wolfie than Kahlan, but there’s no mistaken the respect and revere the crowd has for Kahlan also, as her name is sung in high praise as well. The bell chimes thrice and it's Kahlan who surprisingly acts first, tearing across the hallowed canvas in a blur of speed and hatred that catches Wolverina off guard. The blistering Dropkick jolts the People’s Princess backward into the corner with a thud, air driven from her lungs. Kahlan doesn’t relent, shedding her usual dirty tactics in exchange for a barrage of fists and knees that rattle the molars and shake the ribs of the Cornhusker Cutie. Switching gears, Pretty K can’t help but throw in some disrespect, and cracks a pimp strong bitch slap across Wolverina’s cheek. She follows up with a huge Knife Edge Chop that would make the Nature Boy green with envy. To her worry, the impact seems to snap Wolfie back into the game, who stares at Kahlan with a ferocity only Kahlan knows and fears.
Turning tail, Kahlan attempts a tactical retreat, but the Nebraskan grabs a fistful of her hair and rips her to the canvas with a reckoning. Before Pretty K can reel from the impact, her nemesis yanks her up and bullies her into the nearest corner. Dipping low, Wolfie unleashes a volley of shoulder thrusts deep into K’s midriff - pummeling her with a ceaseless assault, dealing more punishment than Hodor took at the door. She caps it off with a stunning European Uppercut that snaps K’s head back and causes her to faceplant the mat. The People’s Princess doesn’t rush the pace. She knows Kahlan has a gas tank; it’s one of the advantages Pretty K’s used against her with success in the past. Walking a slow circle around her prey, Wolfie systematically stomps Kahlan’s hands, knees, feet, elbows and visibly relishes in seeing her long time tormentor at her mercy. Prying her up, Wolverina measures for a moment and flattens her back to the canvas with a nasty Heart Punch. To sprinkle on some humiliation of her own, Wolverina bends her over a knee and repeatedly, relentlessly spanks her booty like an angry mother would an unruly child. Kahlan becomes unglued from the predicament and frantically squirrels herself away from Wolfie’s grip and escapes to the outside, where he hops around like a cat on a hot tin roof, rubbing her welted buns while cursing Wolverina.
JP: Well shit on a stick, Kahlan started out strong but now she just got spanked, literally and figuratively. I’m not gonna lie, a part of me is enjoying this very much. Kahlan has done Wolverina so dirty, so many times. She’s rattled off win after win using cheat tactics and the numbers games. She ended Wolverina’s tv title reign and undefeated streak using those methods, and caused her so much other hardship over the last decade.
Ray: Oh yeah, I totes forgot you have a weird biased fetish in favor of Wolverina. She could murder a poor little puppy on live television and you’d find some way to explain it away and spin it to her favor. Face it, Jimbo. Your girl got her muscled butt kicked by Kahlan a lot and you can’t stand it because you can’t scream that Wolverina’s the greatest female wrestler of all time until she emphatically, unequivocally beats Kahlan. I mean, how far did Kahlan run up the score? 11-0?
JP: Actually, 14-0. How’s that for biasedness? I’m not at all biased toward her. I just have a tremendous amount of respect for her achieving what she did after being a victim of a very public rape -- and by the way, she’s held more titles and glories than ten Kahlan’s, since you like to throw around statistics all of a sudden.
Ray chuckles but wisely opts to leave the topic alone now. On the outside, a flustered Kahlan suddenly remembers this is a hardcore match, and smacks herself on the forehead for only just now remembering. Turning to a fan, she points behind him and mutters something. He turns to look, and she yanks his chair away from him, quickly folding it and circling the ring. She taunts Wolverina with it, but the People’s Princess stands her ground bravely in the ring, playing to the fans and beckoning Little K to enter the fray with her chair. Wolverina places her hands behind her and bends at the waist, just DARING Kahlan to engage even with the upperhand of a steel chair.
Pretty K throws her head back and laughs - same ole Wolfie -- more guts than brains. With a sudden quickness, Little K rockets into the ring under the bottom rope and pops to a stand, but before she can raise the seating instrument of maiming up to strike, a thick cloud of white greets her eyes and face. It blinds and burns. SALT and POWDER! K hits the deck thrashing and screaming. Her worst nightmare has been realized. Wolverina has decided to fight fire with fire. With a quickness of her own, Wolfie releases her into a German Suplex, followed by another and another, rendering Pretty K a worn out mess. Taking another moment to relish her rival’s misery, Wolverina stalks behind her for a little bit then approaches for another barrage of German Suplexes.
WHHAAACCCK!
Kahlan has fumble-fingered her way back into possession of the chair and has blind swung it overhead, managing to land flush with Wolfie’s forehead. Although still blinded some, she spins and connects a chair shot across Wolfie’s left arm, dropping her. Acting quick, Little K snags the ring official and uses his shirt of wipe away some of the mess in her eyes and face. Pissed, she rushes and clobbers Wolverina across the back, then pulls her to a stand and situates the chair around her head and neck before ripping her down with a sickening chair assisted Neckbreaker. The People’s Princess convulses across the mat in crippling pain. Kahlan stalks, zeroing in on the stronger woman’s power base, her lower back, and slams hard chair shots into it.
With her nemesis where she wants her, Kahlan discards the chair and bends Wolverina over her knee and unleashes a retaliatory spanking that hits harder and lasts longer than the one given to her earlier -- once again one upping her long time rival. She rears back, licks her hand, then delivers one last hard smack before depositing Wolverina face first on the mat. Not letting up, Pretty K immediately transitions into a Camel Clutch and digs her fingers into fish hook positions at the corners of Wolverina’s mouth, trying with every fiber of her being to rip off the corners of Wolverina’s mouth.
TBCB Kahlan
OOC: if she doesn’t show up, I’ll write the finish and either have it be a draw or wolfie eat the L. That’s how much me loves my Kahlan. : )
