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Post by Vladimir Strife on May 18, 2019 23:17:28 GMT -4
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Post by Rhaps on May 21, 2019 19:07:37 GMT -4
The ring bell sounds, signalling the start of the match as the live crowd cheers enthusiastically for their hero, Hyper Elf. Relatively few members of the audience are even aware of who Mr Bodacious is and they look in on in mild confusion at the Hyper Sensation’s opponent and silently wonder what he is doing in an EVPW ring. Despite this, the Bodacious One is certain that he can hear his name chanted on the mouths of every audience member in the building and he raises his arms in the air in exultation. The Hyper Elf merely watches this tawdry display while his opponent merely bathes in the imagined cheers. A few seconds pass before the Hyper One decides that enough is enough and he rounds on the Everything Champion. For some strange reason Mr Bodacious opted to don a bright orange suit with matching tie for this match while his nemesis is adorned with attire much more appropriate for wrestling.
The Hyper Sensation grabs onto the Bodacious One’s shoulders and spins him around so he is looking into the deluded man’s features. Mr Bodacious recoils instantly from the sight of his adversary and backs away protectively. Suddenly, the Hyper Elf pushes a balled-up fist against the strange man’s cheek. The unexpected attack works like a charm as Mr Bodacious drops to the ring mat with a tremendous thud and begins howling wildly from the sheer amount of pain that he endured from having Hyper Elf’s fist lightly brush his face. The Everything Champion launches himself back to a vertical base heroically and throws up his fists, now realising that the risk posed from his much more experienced opponent is all too real. Hyper Elf steps in again to continue the assault. Mr Bodacious ineffectually tries to block the Hyper One’s arm but to no avail. The Hyper Elf’s fist stops an inch in front of Mr Bodacious’ face before the Donut Eater pokes a finger into the centre of Mr Bodacious’ forehead. The sickening attack causes Mr Bodacious to drop to the canvas once more as his holds his face in vain, trying desperately to block the searing pain.
Mr Bodacious bravely fights through the agony as he rockets back to his feet and throws himself bodily towards his foe. The Everything Champions shouts something inaudible towards the Hyper One and points dramatically into the middle distance. The distraction works perfectly as the Donut Eater suddenly looks in the direction of the Bodacious One’s finger and his head darts excitedly in a few directions. Mr Bodacious uses the moment to extract a truly deadly weapon from inside his blazer and holds it up for the crowd to see, relishing the agony that he is about to unleash. The crowd breaks out into baffled laughter at the sight of the Everything Champion proudly clutching a feather duster. The Hyper Elf finally comes back to his senses but it is too late as his opponent suddenly closes the distance between them and rubs the duster into his face. Dust and cobwebs instantly blind the helpless athlete and he drops to one knee, hacking and wheezing on the dust cloud. The Everything Champion quickly follows up his terrifyingly deadly attack by raising the feather duster high overhead before karate chopping his nemesis in the neck. Instantly, the Hyper Elf is felled and his eyes roll back into his head while the Bodacious One walks triumphantly in circles around his prone form.
JP: Just what in the blue hell is going on here? I thought we were here to see a wrestling match, not two guys finger each other.
Ray: Speak for yourself Jimmy but that sounds right up my alley.
JP: You really are a sad, strange little man aren’t you? I can honestly say Ray that I didn’t miss working with you.
The Zebra striped official stands to one side and shrugs at the events unfolding before him. He remains rooted to the spot in indecision as to whether he should rule this particular match as a disqualification. After the longest time the referee waves for the match to continue. Mr Bodacious’ leaps at the signal and he drops onto the still downed Hyper Elf, ready to seize the advantage and to truly devastate the man who dared to challenge him for his precious title. The Bodacious One thrusts a finger several times into the Hyper Sensations’ exposed limbs and torso with a series of truly destructive finger pokes of doom. With each ruthless poke, the Hyper Elf slips further and further into unconsciousness, his head reeling back sickeningly each time another finger poke finds its mark. The onslaught leaves him a mess on the ring mat and in no time at all he has been rendered motionless.
Mr Bodacious frantically waves at the referee as he drops over his opponent and hooks his leg for the first pinfall attempt of the match. The in ring official drops to his haunches and has the perfect view of the Donut Eater’s shoulders as his hand slaps the canvas for the first count. The crowd are on their feet and the building had become a din as the crowd react with despairing shouts as the referee’s hand slaps the ring mat for the second time. Just before his hand reaches the canvas for the third time, Hyper Elf lets out a guttural cry of defiance and his shoulder rockets off from the mat. A huge surge of support from the crowd almost lifts the roof off the place while Mr Bodacious recoils in horror. He blinks several times in shock, not believing that any of the EVPW roster could have survived such a brutal beating and yet be cognisant enough to have kicked out.
From out of nowhere the Donut Eater retrieves one of the sugary treats that he has become famous for and crams the delectable confection into his mouth. Suddenly, the surge of sucrose and adrenalin kicks in and the Hyper One uses it to shake off the effects of his foe’s attacks, standing to his feet as if nothing had happened. All Mr Bodacious can do is to take a few steps back in incredulity at the sheer resolve of his opponent. The Hyper Elf steps up with the half-eaten donut and throws it with incredible speed and accuracy into the chest of the Bodacious One. The impact sends the Everything Champion careening backwards into the ring ropes which sag under his weight before snapping taut and flinging the hapless superstar back into the middle of the gladiatorial stage. The Hyper Elf is ready to follow up his sugary offensive with relish as he snatches two Hershey Bars. He rips the packages of both chocolate bars open with one neat and professional rip, exposing the chocolatey goodness within. Abruptly, he crams both bars into the ear sockets of the Everything Champion until they are well and truly wedged in. Mr Bodacious tries to rip the offending weapons free from his ears but the agony of the attack quickly becomes too much to bear and he drops to the ring mat. He pushes himself away from his foe and under the ring ropes where he drops to the floor, still trying to rip the Hershey bars free before they deal too much damage.
JP: What an attack from the Hyper Elf. Mr Bodacious thought he had the first pinfall of this match sewn up with that barrage of finger pokes but the Hyper Elf proves why is one of the best competitors in that ring by flipping the script and taking the fight to the Everything Champion.
Ray: Wait, I thought you said a few moments ago that this match was stupid. What made you suddenly change your mind?
JP: I knew it would annoy you. That’s all the reason I need. Now, what is Mr Bodacious going to do in response to this assault?
TBCB Hyper Elf.
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Post by Hyperelf on May 22, 2019 23:21:01 GMT -4
The arena erupts into a frenzy by the assault. From the center of the ring, Hyperelf struts his way to the ropes to see his chocolately creation on display. However, that smirk printed across his face didn't last long as he spots Mr. Bodacious rip the bars from his hears and throws them aside. The energetic one becomes furious by the sight of the sweet milk chocolate laying on the floor slowly melting from the heat of the lights. The Everything Champion feels relieved that he is able to hear his "adoring" fans once more, but what he didn't hear right away was the handling of half melted chocolate. He stands himself and immediately poses to the audience soaking in the non-existant praise. Suddenly, a hand perches on his shoulder.
"HOW DARE YOU TRY AND WASTE THIS!"
Mr. Bodacious is quickly spun around as Hyperelf jams every ounce of chocolate into his mouth. The sheer force and sweetness of this move causes The Everything Champion to flail his arms and collapse to the floor with a thud. The EVPW arena, for an instance, went silent. Except for the official referee in the ring.
"...6!"
"HOLD ON!"
Hyperelf kneels over Mr. Bodacious, observing around the mouth.
"...7!"
The Veteran begins to notice dark brown drool bubbling up between the lips and starting to form down the side of Mr. Bodacious's cheek. The Hyper one freaks out and yanks out a spoon from his tights, and scrapes the drool back up into the mouth.
JP: I don't know about you, but this seems it can be taken the wrong way.
Ray: Wow, look at you with the dirty mind for once.
JP: Well, when you're... I don't need to explain myself!
"...8!"
"I said hold-ok, fine!"
The sugar freak rolls back into the ring, and then immediately back out. The referee stares blankly, completely confused by the strategy layed out by Hyper. The referee shrugs it off and starts the count again while Hyperelf gets back on one knee over the Everything Champion. He grasps his opponents jaw, and forces Mr. Bodacious to chew the melted chocolate. The donut lover pulls his hand back and slaps his opponent across the left cheek. The Everything Champion suddenly regains conciousness, sitting up looking very startled. Yet there was Hyper, kneeled in front with a stern look on his face. Mr. Bodacious unconciously reacts by swallowing, just now realizing again he had a melted chocolate bar in his mouth. Hyperelf looks pleased, and gets back in the squared circle. The referee meanwhile signals the count for 9 as the EVPW fans are going nuts. Mr. Bodacious frantically stumbles his way into the ring before the possibility of getting Hyper the first fall. He sighs a moment of relief, but quickly jumps to a vertical base and poses once more of his triumphant comeback.
Mr. Bodacious suddenly gets a twitch in his face, followed by another, and by another. The referee begins to worry, but by one glance of Hyperelf's expression, itt was obvious he knew exactly what was happening to the Everything Champion. Mr. Bodacious continues to twitch, but now the shoulders and even the legs. The energetic one frantically charges with a clothesline till suddenly Hyper's movement's slowed.
Ray: "WHAAAAAAT'S HAAAAAAAAPEEENIIIING?"
JP: IIIII THHHIIIIINK IIIIIIIT'S AAAA SUUUUGAAAARRR RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSH!
Both wrestlers seemed to be in a sudden slow motion state. Even the referee was in on it. Mr. Bodacious dodges the arm as Hyperelf very slowly runs by with the arm stretched out. The Energetic One doesn't stop (completely) and swings his upper body around with a wide right hook. This time the Everything Champion ducked just barely. He releases his pointer finger from his clenched fist, and noticed that Hyper was open for attack. He rises slowly with the tip of his pointer just barely colliding with Hyper's chin. The donut eater's head falls back, and a mist of blood flies out of his mouth. As soon as he collapsed to the mat, time seemed to go back to normal as Mr. Bodacious leaps on to his opponent for the pin.
TBCB: Mr. Bodacious
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Post by Rhaps on May 26, 2019 4:57:28 GMT -4
Mr Bodacious leaps with wild abandon onto the prone form of the Energetic One, lifting a leg while he lies across the supine superstar. The referee immediately drops to his knees and his hand slaps the ring mat twice before Hyper Elf screams defiantly and he suddenly sits up. Mr Bodacious recoils in horror at the sight of the Hyper One staring daggers at him as if he were some sort of sugary demon. To add to the effect the Hyper Elf rolled his eyes back in his skull so only the whites of his eyes were visible. This made the Bodacious Superstar back away with even greater terror as he walks into the ring ropes. Without hesitation he slips under the ropes and to the outside where he begins rummaging under the apron for some sort of weapon to now deal with this new demonic threat.
Hyper Elf meanwhile merely laughs at Mr Bodacious’ reaction and he gets back to his feet. As if he were some sort of crack addict, the Hyper Sensation pulls another donut out of nowhere and brings it to his nose, sniffing it in delight. As he does so he closes his eyes and his body shudders with pure ecstasy at the mere aroma of the delicious treat. A few seconds later the Bodacious One emerges with a large fishing net and a rectangular sponge on which someone has written the word ‘ZAP’ in large black letters. The Everything Champion holds them over his head triumphantly for a few moments before sliding back into the ring and cautiously approaching the Hyper Elf. Hyper Elf however is too busy murmuring sweet nothings to his donut as he rubs it against his face affectionately, occasionally kissing its sweet donutty surface and licking the glazing sensually. He is so caught up in his own world that he is unaware of the advancing form of Mr Bodacious who throws the net over him.
Reality comes crashing down around the Hyper Elf and his eyes shoot open. For a moment the Hyper Sensation looks confused at the net over him before squirming wildly like a caged animal as he desperately tries to find a way out of his predicament. The Bodacious One laughs maniacally at the helpless form of his opponent and he holds the sponge up threateningly which makes the Hyper One’s struggles less intense as he shrinks back in fear. Suddenly, the Everything Champion places his index finger in his mouth and lathers it up with a generous helping of saliva before ruthlessly jamming it in the Hyper One’s ear and twisting his digit in delight. The Hyper Elf screams wildly as the impact of the wet willy takes its toll and he drops to his knees. Mr Bodacious repeats the process before finally landing a second impactful wet willy into the Energetic One’s other ear. The severity of the assault leaves the sugar filled superstar screaming in agony of the mat while an exultant Everything Champion dances a jig happily.
JP: This is turning into a bloody affair Ray and if these superstars are not careful this match could cause someone a serious injury. I have never seen such intense action as I’m seeing here tonight and its clear that Mr Bodacious will do anything to secure his Everything Championship.
Ray: You’re all mad. That’s it! It has to be the only answer that makes sense for everyone in this building to be going along with this charade. I want to see some sexy violent action and I want it now. Bring out Vlad to beat some sanity into these two.
JP: What’s the matter Ray? Is nobody paying you enough attention or do you not have a sense of humour?
Ray: No, I do not for I am a humourless ice maiden.
Mr Bodacious ceases his dancing and he holds up the sponge with an ominous grin. Before him the Hyper Elf has ceased writhing and screaming and now is merely lying still. As the Everything Champion approaches to finish off the downed superstar however, the Energetic One suddenly moves, whipping the net to one side before licking his open palm. Before the Bodacious One can react, the Hyper Elf’s saliva smeared hand is pressed into his face and the moisture of his foe’s palm suddenly sends him careening into the ring mat at speed. Hyper Elf laughs at the sight of a pained Everything Champion retching somewhat on his hands and knees. The Hyper Sensation follows up this devastating counter by walking behind his nemesis and seizing his underwear before sickeningly pulling it up, giving him such a tremendous wedgie that Mr Bodacious would have to seek the aid of a proctologist.
The wedgie does its terrible work as Mr Bodacious howls of agony fill the air and he flops about the ring mat like a fish out of water. The dreaded sponge that he had been holding falls from his grip and lies forlornly to one side as pain overcomes the Everything Champion and it is taking all his conscious effort not to succumb to the terrible attack and pass out. The Hyper Sensation bends down and picks up the zap sponge, holding it gingerly for a moment as a quizzical expression plasters itself on his features. He looks confused for a few seconds before the mysterious sponge finally reveals its secrets and his look of confusion is replaced with a delighted grin. At long last, Mr Bodacious has finally recovered from the Hyper One’s onslaught and returns to a vertical base, though his gait has become somewhat exaggerated. As he looks up he sees the Hyper Elf holding the sponge and his eyes widen in alarm.
Abruptly, the Hyper Elf steps up to the Everything Champion and rams the sponge into his torso. Instantly Mr Bodacious’ body goes rigid and begins to twitch and jerk wildly as wave after wave of spongy electricity passes through his body from the tazer that he had retrieved earlier. Hyper Elf removes the sponge for a second which causes the Everything Champion to stagger backwards and puff his cheeks heavily. The Energetic One however is not through as he places the sponge tazer into the Bodacious One’s forehead. Once again, the stricken superstar jerks wildly. Hyper Elf holds the sponge to his foe’s head for the longest time until he finally relents and the Everything Champions falls into a crumpled heap on the canvas.
JP: This has reached the levels of a hardcore match. I can’t believe the severity of the Hyper Elf’s onslaught and I firmly believe that there is no way a superstar could survive such a brutal attack. This match is Hyper Elf’s to lose.
Ray: What…what am I looking at?
JP: Is something the matter Ray?
Ray: No. It’s nothing. I hate you all.
TBCB Hyper Elf
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Post by Hyperelf on May 29, 2019 22:54:28 GMT -4
Hyperelf spots his opportunity, and drops himself over the lifeless body of Mr. Bodacious. The referee was quick to react, and slaps his hand down for the count. 1... 2... No! The Everything Champion somehow gets his shoulder up. The Hyper one looks amazed by the relentlessness this new superstar has, but when he looks down, Mr. Bodacious still seems lifeless on the mat. Extremely confused, he decides to cover his opponent once more. 1... Kickout! Covers again! 1... 2, Kickout! Hyper stands up to a vertical base, staring what seems to be a body that looks like it shouldn't be moving. Until, Mr. Bodacious spaz's his shoulder up again and again.
JP: That electricity somehow still flowing through Mr. Bodacious's body is actually helping him from getting a fall to Hyperelf!
Ray: Great, so this match is going to continue?
JP: Yes it is, Ray. And I'm so thrilled!
The energetic one meanwhile has left the ring, to find where his opponent is finding all these goodies. A big smile appears as he pulls out a tin bucket with the words written on the side 'Bucket of Surprise.' He drags it back into the ring as water splashes over the rim. Hyperelf plops it into a corner, and begins sifting in the bucket for what mischeaf he can create. Mr. Bodacious finally recovers, and makes his way behind the giggling veteran. He grabs Hyper's right arm with both hands, and before his opponent could react, he twists them in opposite directions rubbing and stretching skin till it becomes red and sore. Hyperelf reacts in agony, screaming from such pain he was given. Mr. Bodacious follows up and flicks the nose, and slaps the bottom of his chin at once. The donut lover stumbles away trying to hold his face, and arm at the same time.
JP: Oh my god! Nobody should go through such pain and humiliation! The places these two phenominal wresters are willing to go is just.. is just.. I can't put it to words, Ray. What about you?
Ray: ...
Hyperelf currently is holding onto the ropes blowing at the red spot on his arm in hopes to lower the heat. Mr. Bodacious quickly finds a wet towel inside the mysterious 'Bucket of Surprise,' and swings it above his head. Making sure the entire audience is witnessing his comeback on the legend. He spins it around itself, stretching the cotton out and carefully aims for the leg of Hyper. A quick snap is all it took, to tear through the energetic one's tights. His opponent yelps in pain, and tries to stagger away only to be caught in the corner. Hyperelf begs for him to stop, looking at the referee who just stopped giving a shit about the no weapon rule in this match. Mr. Bodacious snaps another time into the chest, another in the ribcage. Each sling of the towel pierced the skin. Hyperelf having no choice but to react swinging side to side, trying to escape the never ending torture.
JP: This might be the end for Hyperelf! He can't seem to break free!
Ray: Okay, okay. This is starting to look more up my alley!
Each sting seemed less and less painful to the donut lover, as his body was getting numb from the attacks. He eventually was able to slouch in the corner and escape underneath the ropes. Mr. Bodacious still sees this as a victory and poses to his adoring fans of his future victory. For one last desperate comeback, Hyperelf is back underneath the ring and pulls out what looks like a water balloon and a bag of seeds. From the outside of the ring, he volleys the balloon over the ropes and lands perfectly onto Bodacious's head. It breaks open as a sticky substance drenches over him. A rather perplexed look is plastered over his face, trying to figure out what this is, and tries to wipe it off with the towel. Back inside the ring is Hyper who opens the bag of seeds and throws it over his opponent. The seeds sticking to the substance on the Everything Champions body.
JP: What is happening right now? What kind of scheme is that crazy one up to!
Ray: Oh my, this is a rather sticky situation!
JP: At least you're enjoying yourself.
Ray: It's the only way I can get myself through this mess.
JP: WAIT, WHAT DOES HE HAVE-NO! DON'T DO IT HYPER! THAT'S GOING TOO FAR!
Hyperelf emerges once again from the depths of the ring with a cage filled with several chickens. With a sickening grin, he unlocks the cage as the hungry hens blast their way through the door. Mr. Bodacious sees the incoming attack, freaking out as the birds rush over and begin pecking the food around and on the Everyting Champion. Loud constant clucks echo around the arena before Mr. Bodacious finally collapses to the floor. The chickens begin to calm down after they have filled their stomaches.
TBCB (This will probably be my last post, but I had a blast rping again. Thanks Vlad for setting this up, and thanks Rhaps for the awesome match.)
PS: Sorry if the chickens were a little too much. ;P
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Post by Vladimir Strife on Jun 3, 2019 9:11:37 GMT -4
Match Over. Results to be follow later this week.
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