Post by Wolverina on Apr 9, 2019 6:22:19 GMT -4
The crowd is packed to the brim inside the Jerry Nathan Memorial Gymnasium, their voices in concert with cheers despite there being no match card or formal announcement. So why the excitement? Rumors have spread via social media about EVPW rising from the ashes, if only for a short spell. And one woman in particular has taken opportunity of it.
“Kick in the Teeth” blasts across the arena like it used to many years back, and if the crowd wasn’t already going wild, they’re in downright hysterics now! The Jagger-Tron springs to life with the music, displaying a montage of Wolverina’s greatest moments -- title after title reign in GHW and EVPW -- as well as moments with Jared Nathan. A moment later, the woman whom the song heralds emerges from behind the velvet curtain cloth and goes straight into her famous cross pose followed by she-wolf howl -- louder than ever before.
Beaming a grin so wide and bright it makes her eyes smile, the People’s Princess begins her high tempo romp to the ring, tagging hands and hugging fans as they chant her name to the high heavens and give their wolf-howls back at her. She takes her time once near the ring, visibly taking in the scene and memories therein. She runs her hand along the ropes as the makes a slow lap around the squared hell, before stepping up the ring steps and slipping into the ring via the top and middle ropes.
It’s only now the crowd can all see she’s adorned in her ring attire of old -- black and white American Gladiator singlet attire -- and a Jared Nathan memorial bracelet. One more time, the crowd goes bonkers as she does her pose and she-wolf howl before producing a mic in her hands and doing a slow walk about in the ring, goosebumps dotting her skin.
She tries to speak, but the crowd drowns her out with their adulation, so she lets it run its course before finally speaking as her music dies out.
”DAMN it feels good to be home!”
Annnnnnd another round of cheers galore.
”Thank you so much for that! It’s been too long! But let us not forget that there’s one man who deserves the adulation a lot more than me or anybody else that is, was, or ever will be in EVPW…..”
She points up to the immortalized words etched into the walls and banners of the venue -- JARED NATHAN MEMORIAL GYMNASIUM.
”He lived EVPW. He shat EVPW. I think he even branded a whiskey centered around EVPW. And… (pauses)... he… died for EVPW.”
She’s right. They know it. And they give the man his due, stressing the small building to its breaking point with chants of “JARED” and “JAGGEROTH”... Wolfie chants along, and they cheer for the longest time, until it was time to get to the matter at hand.
”We miss ya, big guy!”
She gives a small moment of silence for him before continuing.
”Now as for why I’m here, and why ya’ll came. First, thank you for taking this leap of faith with me. It may be a bust. I used the rumor of EVPW maybe.. Maybe not… maybe.. Maybe not.. Rising from the ashes for another run, so as you all know I took advantage of this via social media to challenge the one woman who I cannot let get away from the transgressions of her past with me. Now, I’m not talking about Envy. We all know the story there. She broke me once upon a time but I came back, proving to have staying power while she proved to be a flash in the pan. A few years ago I got wind of her playing touch butt games with Rhaps in the backstage area and I came to settle the score. She bailed. She won the battle. I won the war. I’m sure ya’ll forgot who she was until I just mentioned her. HA! But.. No no -- I’m talking about that rag-muffin little scallywag… KAHLAN!”
Even though the two women were and still are brutally bitter enemies, the crowd belts out their respect for Kahlan mixed with some jeers of course -- Wolfie loyalists are always the loudest.
”She took a lot away from me. She took away my undefeated streak earlier on, and my Television Title right along with it -- twice -- by cheating. She event took away one of my tag title reigns - by underhanded means. Time after time, she would lie, cheat, steal her way into victories over me. And the ONE time I was able to get a sliver of revenge -- in that Hell in the Cell -- she beat herself, not me. I never counted that as a win. But you know something? No matter how many people she sucked off to have jump me before matches, there’s still one redeeming quality about her. It’s her love for EVPW and wrestling. It’s that passion and love that I appealed to her in order to hopefully coax her off the penis she’s taking long enough to meet me in the ring, right now, tonight, for old times sake.”
Although the crowd knew of this prior, they still go silly with applause and rowdiness.
“I am in my ring gear. I’m ready to fight. I even got a referee… come on out..”
One of EVPW’s esteemed ring adjutants from back in the day comes strutting out, and even he gets blitz with cheers.
”The only thing that’s missing is Kahlan herself… and hey… if Pretty K decides to tuck tail and run like she’s done a time or two when I tried to corner her into a up and up honest match, then I’ll accept the likes of Envy as a consolation prize or someone else. I think that’s fair. What say you?”
She holds the mic out and does a slow circle, letting them all get in their favorable proclamations. And with that, she discards it and narrows her gaze toward the entrance curtain.
TBCB Kahlan (if she does not reply in a timely manner then someone else can jump in if ya want)
Slut (✿ ◕‿◕)
Envy
