Post by Rhaps on Jan 23, 2019 20:20:59 GMT -4
The crowd are getting restless as they await the next in ring segment. Many of the fans in the
Stands have vacated their seats and headed to use the facilities or to purchase some refreshments, a lull in the program having rendered them bored and in need of entertainment. Just as the restless crowd begin to wane into impatience, the titantron explodes into life. A highlight reel of an unknown wrestler plays, much to the confusion of the crowd. The footage shows highlights of a small man defeating many opponents, most of whom appear to be cardboard cut outs. The figure throws the cardboard version of Vladimir Strife to the ground and pins it whilst a confused referee looks on before making a pinfall. The would-be conqueror triumphantly rises to his feet, holding a cardboard title belt over his head as he celebrates the victory.
Finally, after the footage drags on for an uncomfortably long time, a figure appears at the top of the entrance ramp. He is a small man and is currently garbed in a bright orange corduroy suit. Draped over one shoulder is the elegant Everything Championship; a crude title belt made from cheap cardboard and the face has been decorated by various hues of marker pen. The words ‘Everything Champion’ can be seen visibly in bright red ink whilst the rest of the belt is merely a series of swirls and blots here and there. The wrestler however admires the belt as if it had been crafted from pure gold and he hugs it proudly before walking down the entrance ramp. He eventually makes it to the ring where a microphone is offered. He gladly accepts it and raises it to his lips.
Mr Bodacious: Hail EVPW. You of course know me as the insatiable Mr Bodacious. I am the single best competitor in this federation, nay this entire industry. I am the best at everything I do, even stuff I haven’t even tried yet. I once beat Gordon Ramsay and Tony Hawk in a skateboard freestyle cook off. I landed the 900 while sautéing mushrooms. I am the most accomplished and naturally gifted athlete to ever grace this ring and there is nobody who can withstand my Bodacity. You lot, of coure, remember the last time I was here. I beat the hell out of Envy, even though it looked like she clobbered me. That was just a ruse on my part and I eventually sent her packing. After a completely unrelated stint in the hospital, the Bodacious One is now back and ready to fight!
The audience seem unimpressed with the boasting maniac who is in the ring and even more have flooded the concession stand. In Mr Bodacious’ mind however her has them rapt in awe and they are hanging off his every word. He prances about the ring, holding his self-made title aloft while beaming a manic grin. He gazes upon it once more and sighs happily as if it’s magnificence is enough to put every other title to shame.
Mr Bodacious: Because I am absolutely the most awesome person ever, in the history of people and awesomeness I hereby throw down a challenge. I will take on anybody who thinks they can take on my bodacity. I’ll even let them name the challenge. I am ready to compete and win, even if they choose a tickling contest or a rousing game of hop scotch. I can even withstand the dreaded noogie and swirlie of doom. Truly, my bravery knows no limits, So, if you think you have the skill to take on Mr Bodacious, show yourself.
Mr Bodacious lowers the microphone and holds it at his side. He places the Everything Championship back on his shoulder and prepares to strut around the ring, quietly confident that nobody will have the courage to take on someone as awesome as himself. The seconds drag by and the restless audience begin to show their ire towards the deluded superstar, booing him with gusto. Mr Bodacious however raises his arms and beams a manic smile at the crowd, acting as if they were all chanting his name in unison. He continues this for a few more moments, awaiting a challenger.
TBCB Anyone
Stands have vacated their seats and headed to use the facilities or to purchase some refreshments, a lull in the program having rendered them bored and in need of entertainment. Just as the restless crowd begin to wane into impatience, the titantron explodes into life. A highlight reel of an unknown wrestler plays, much to the confusion of the crowd. The footage shows highlights of a small man defeating many opponents, most of whom appear to be cardboard cut outs. The figure throws the cardboard version of Vladimir Strife to the ground and pins it whilst a confused referee looks on before making a pinfall. The would-be conqueror triumphantly rises to his feet, holding a cardboard title belt over his head as he celebrates the victory.
Finally, after the footage drags on for an uncomfortably long time, a figure appears at the top of the entrance ramp. He is a small man and is currently garbed in a bright orange corduroy suit. Draped over one shoulder is the elegant Everything Championship; a crude title belt made from cheap cardboard and the face has been decorated by various hues of marker pen. The words ‘Everything Champion’ can be seen visibly in bright red ink whilst the rest of the belt is merely a series of swirls and blots here and there. The wrestler however admires the belt as if it had been crafted from pure gold and he hugs it proudly before walking down the entrance ramp. He eventually makes it to the ring where a microphone is offered. He gladly accepts it and raises it to his lips.
Mr Bodacious: Hail EVPW. You of course know me as the insatiable Mr Bodacious. I am the single best competitor in this federation, nay this entire industry. I am the best at everything I do, even stuff I haven’t even tried yet. I once beat Gordon Ramsay and Tony Hawk in a skateboard freestyle cook off. I landed the 900 while sautéing mushrooms. I am the most accomplished and naturally gifted athlete to ever grace this ring and there is nobody who can withstand my Bodacity. You lot, of coure, remember the last time I was here. I beat the hell out of Envy, even though it looked like she clobbered me. That was just a ruse on my part and I eventually sent her packing. After a completely unrelated stint in the hospital, the Bodacious One is now back and ready to fight!
The audience seem unimpressed with the boasting maniac who is in the ring and even more have flooded the concession stand. In Mr Bodacious’ mind however her has them rapt in awe and they are hanging off his every word. He prances about the ring, holding his self-made title aloft while beaming a manic grin. He gazes upon it once more and sighs happily as if it’s magnificence is enough to put every other title to shame.
Mr Bodacious: Because I am absolutely the most awesome person ever, in the history of people and awesomeness I hereby throw down a challenge. I will take on anybody who thinks they can take on my bodacity. I’ll even let them name the challenge. I am ready to compete and win, even if they choose a tickling contest or a rousing game of hop scotch. I can even withstand the dreaded noogie and swirlie of doom. Truly, my bravery knows no limits, So, if you think you have the skill to take on Mr Bodacious, show yourself.
Mr Bodacious lowers the microphone and holds it at his side. He places the Everything Championship back on his shoulder and prepares to strut around the ring, quietly confident that nobody will have the courage to take on someone as awesome as himself. The seconds drag by and the restless audience begin to show their ire towards the deluded superstar, booing him with gusto. Mr Bodacious however raises his arms and beams a manic smile at the crowd, acting as if they were all chanting his name in unison. He continues this for a few more moments, awaiting a challenger.
TBCB Anyone
