KaHLaN vs. Vladimir Strife

[Vladimir Strife]

With the Ladder Queen and the GodKing standing across the ring from one another, the audience is on the edge of their seats. The tension is palpable as the bell rings out thrice to begin the contest and the stars begin to make their way to the center of the ring.

KaHLaN is first to strike, lashing out with a disrespectful slap of her palm across the cheek of the Barbarian Lord, who raises his own hand to the area, staring at the proud Special K with a glare of disdain. She winds up once more, but a boot catches her in the gut, doubling her over before Vladimir. He reaches down and scoops up each of her arms, pulling them behind her back. The Czar of Scars then yanks her off of the canvas, turning her upside down before raising his legs and dropping onto his bottom, spiking the Ladder Queen onto the back of her head and neck with a thunderous boom.

Vladimir rolls KaHLaN over, finding no resistance in the wake of the Skesis Driver and covers her. The referee slips into place and slaps the mat.

"ONE!"


"TWO!"

[Slut (✿ ◕‿◕)]

Kahlan raises a shoulder to the disdain of the Romanian, souring his expression. He lets go of the entanglement and rises with monotony. Kahlan crawls away and follows suit, albeit with a gait in her step once she is up. She turns to her nemesis who she believes she was the first person to ever humble with defeat and flicks him a middle finger in the most nonchalant manner possible. The gesture doesn’t entertain a visible response from the GodKing, he only glares back.

Suddenly Kahlan runs straight at tiny and hooks him around the neck in an embrace out of the most romantic ballads. The difference is that with it, a pair of two sharply spiked knees comfortably slot their way under his strong chin. Vladimir doesn’t even get the chance to take a breath in. He falls forward into the poisoned clutches of Kahlan and gravity in unison.

The impact rattles the entire ring structure as the KKO knocks the fuck out of the EVPW royalty.

“ONE!

“TWO!”