Jeff Young Interview The Metal Dragon
Sept 20, 2015 0:27:53 GMT -4
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Post by M BISON on Sept 20, 2015 0:27:53 GMT -4
EVPW On The Go 1 finishes the opening ceremonies and the camera pans backstage, where the non-wrestling talent for the tournament is getting ready to do their jobs. One Jeff Young, clad in his face paint, stands next to one of the commentators for the evening. Metal Dragon appears professional yet cool, wearing a tasteful blue striped polo shirt and blue jeans, with a pair of aviator shades covering his eyes.
Jeff Young: "Lady and gentlemen please welcome to the mega EVPW match On the Ashes. Here I am with super star wrestler and many Earth champion who is blessing us with wise commentary tonight, Metal Dragon!"
MD: "Uh, thanks."
Young looks away for a moment, distracted by the sight of Kahlan stepping out of a dressing room in her ring attire. The Tennessean commentator grins as he produces a flask from his pocket and unscrews the cap, giving an "I'll drink to that" grin on his face. One swig later, the interview finally begins.
"So first of all I did not know why you were not competing tonight. Why does one of greatest wrestler in all time not want to set foot in squared circle ring and battle with giants such as the Vladimir Strife?"
Dragon glances at the floor briefly, then screws the cap of his flask back on as his face takes a serious tone. A deep breath is required to answer.
"Jeff, everything has its time and place. See, friend, the world turns every day with no knowledge of when and why it will end. And when the end has its time to come... Jeff, the men who will end the world and make everything crash down, they are the only ones with a properly set clock."
"So you say that time will come for you to rise up and defeat everyone in EVPW and become the champion of wrestlers?"
The Man of Golden Words puts his hand on Young's shoulder, then the smirk returns.
"Naw man, I'm just screwing with ya. I have to shoot a couple commercials this week and I don't want my face to get fucked up. Next question."
A confused Jeff darts his eyes about, feeling slightly amused but also somewhat disrespected.
"So are all you say is that no match until you want to return to four-sided ring? Do you ever want to lace up boots and wrestler once more?"
"Dude, are you on shrooms?"
Dragon swiftly grabs the flask again and takes a drink.
"Can I have sip of your water?"
MD swallows his gulp while shaking his head.
"No Jeff, sorry, this is my special medicinal water that I drink when I'm in social situations that I don't want to be in. It's not for you."
"Okay, any last word for me and EVPW fan who is excited for the epic event?"
"No, leave me alone."
The former Dragon's Rage Champion takes another drink as he walks away, his pace picking up after a few steps.
"Yo, Matt, Brian, wait up!"
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Jeff Young: "Lady and gentlemen please welcome to the mega EVPW match On the Ashes. Here I am with super star wrestler and many Earth champion who is blessing us with wise commentary tonight, Metal Dragon!"
MD: "Uh, thanks."
Young looks away for a moment, distracted by the sight of Kahlan stepping out of a dressing room in her ring attire. The Tennessean commentator grins as he produces a flask from his pocket and unscrews the cap, giving an "I'll drink to that" grin on his face. One swig later, the interview finally begins.
"So first of all I did not know why you were not competing tonight. Why does one of greatest wrestler in all time not want to set foot in squared circle ring and battle with giants such as the Vladimir Strife?"
Dragon glances at the floor briefly, then screws the cap of his flask back on as his face takes a serious tone. A deep breath is required to answer.
"Jeff, everything has its time and place. See, friend, the world turns every day with no knowledge of when and why it will end. And when the end has its time to come... Jeff, the men who will end the world and make everything crash down, they are the only ones with a properly set clock."
"So you say that time will come for you to rise up and defeat everyone in EVPW and become the champion of wrestlers?"
The Man of Golden Words puts his hand on Young's shoulder, then the smirk returns.
"Naw man, I'm just screwing with ya. I have to shoot a couple commercials this week and I don't want my face to get fucked up. Next question."
A confused Jeff darts his eyes about, feeling slightly amused but also somewhat disrespected.
"So are all you say is that no match until you want to return to four-sided ring? Do you ever want to lace up boots and wrestler once more?"
"Dude, are you on shrooms?"
Dragon swiftly grabs the flask again and takes a drink.
"Can I have sip of your water?"
MD swallows his gulp while shaking his head.
"No Jeff, sorry, this is my special medicinal water that I drink when I'm in social situations that I don't want to be in. It's not for you."
"Okay, any last word for me and EVPW fan who is excited for the epic event?"
"No, leave me alone."
The former Dragon's Rage Champion takes another drink as he walks away, his pace picking up after a few steps.
"Yo, Matt, Brian, wait up!"
END OF THREAD
