The EVPW Time Box

[Vladimir Strife]

I start this now in the hopes that any who see it will partake - a momentous thread to display some of the greatest memories of the greatest fed to have ever existed.


I submit first the greatest conversation I ever got to be part of in our c box.

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Sept 18, 2013 12:08:49 GMT -4 Jaggeroth/Jerry/Grimey said:

Shawn Scholes: I'll shoot promos now.
18 Sep 13, 07:03
Shawn Scholes: I am trying to improve. WTF I HAVE DONE!?

18 Sep 13, 07:04
Jerry Nate: >_> yes, but you think you're going to get away with bossing me around.

18 Sep 13, 07:04
Jerry Nate: And saying stupid, wacky pakistani things towards me.
18 Sep 13, 07:05
Shawn Scholes: I dont think that. Zip your lips man. I am seriously not in a mood to listen to your shit.
18 Sep 13, 07:05
Shawn Scholes: Please stop barking man. I respect you.
18 Sep 13, 07:05
Vladimir Strife: xD

18 Sep 13, 07:06
Jerry Nate: Vlad, remember how you were talking about multiple personalities earlier this morning?
18 Sep 13, 07:07
Vladimir Strife: uh-huh

18 Sep 13, 07:07
Jerry Nate: I think we're seeing a small sample of it right now.

18 Sep 13, 07:08
Jerry Nate: HYPER ELF IS LURKING
18 Sep 13, 07:08
Shawn Scholes: Whatever you're saying better say it to my face.
18 Sep 13, 07:09
Vladimir Strife: We very well may be
18 Sep 13, 07:09
Vladimir Strife: And no one is going to fly out to Pakistania to say something to your face, Shawn

18 Sep 13, 07:09
Jerry Nate: Shawn, you will know what it's like to pick up your teeth with broken fingers when I'm done with you.
18 Sep 13, 07:09
Shawn Scholes: Just dont give hints and stuff.
18 Sep 13, 07:09
Shawn Scholes: Vladimir its between me and him. Get your ass out of here.

18 Sep 13, 07:10
Jerry Nate: Oh lawdy/
18 Sep 13, 07:10
Shawn Scholes: Dude! Whats your problem?

18 Sep 13, 07:10
Jerry Nate: No, Shawn. What's your problem?
18 Sep 13, 07:11
Shawn Scholes: I have no fucking problem. Whats yours?

18 Sep 13, 07:11
Jerry Nate: You talk down to us like you're the alpha male around here lately. Even Rhaps agrees and tries poking fun at me for it.
18 Sep 13, 07:12
Shawn Scholes: I am arrogant. Am I?
18 Sep 13, 07:12
Vladimir Strife: >.>

18 Sep 13, 07:12
Jerry Nate: Yes.
18 Sep 13, 07:12
Vladimir Strife: Did this guy really just tell me to get out of it?
18 Sep 13, 07:12
Shawn Scholes: I have a poor behavior with the owner?

18 Sep 13, 07:12
Jerry Nate: He did.

18 Sep 13, 07:12
Jerry Nate: You're also kind of a douche.
18 Sep 13, 07:12
Shawn Scholes: Am I misbehaving am I?
18 Sep 13, 07:12
Vladimir Strife: xD I have no idea if I am supposed to take this seriously
18 Sep 13, 07:13
Vladimir Strife: It's too funny to be upset at

18 Sep 13, 07:13
Jerry Nate: I don't either.
18 Sep 13, 07:13
Shawn Scholes: So Jerry, you're the one who have to tell me that.
18 Sep 13, 07:13
Shawn Scholes: Your friends must stay out of it.
18 Sep 13, 07:13
Vladimir Strife: xD

18 Sep 13, 07:13
Jerry Nate: ....is he seriously playing internet tough guy here?
18 Sep 13, 07:14
Vladimir Strife: Do you seriously not realize who I am, Shawn?
18 Sep 13, 07:14
Shawn Scholes: Go on. Who?
18 Sep 13, 07:15
Vladimir Strife: oh shit

18 Sep 13, 07:15
Jerry Nate: Jesus Fuckin' Chris.

18 Sep 13, 07:15
Jerry Nate: Shawn, go take a nap.
18 Sep 13, 07:15
Shawn Scholes: The owner? Well if you're. I have NOTHING, to do with you. Because Jerry is the one having problems with me.
18 Sep 13, 07:15
Vladimir Strife: Dude, I fucking founded this place. Come on
18 Sep 13, 07:15
Shawn Scholes: The owner? Well if you're. I have NOTHING, to do with you. Because Jerry is the one having problems with me.
18 Sep 13, 07:16
Shawn Scholes: Sorry, net problem.
18 Sep 13, 07:16
Vladimir Strife: Ask anyone around and if they don't consider me the best RPer in the history of this stuff, they'd at least have me in the top 3
18 Sep 13, 07:16
Shawn Scholes: Okay, so I didnt disrespected you. Did I?
18 Sep 13, 07:16
Vladimir Strife: For the first time in my life... I seriously don't know..

18 Sep 13, 07:16
Jerry Nate: Is this how Arabs always are? They insult you and don't even realize it?
18 Sep 13, 07:17
Vladimir Strife: The sentiment seemed to be there, but the execution takes whatever wind was in the sails out

18 Sep 13, 07:18
Jerry Nate: Hyper Elf, please weigh in on this?
18 Sep 13, 07:18
Vladimir Strife: The closest thing I know to describe it is like being physically threatened by a midget
18 Sep 13, 07:18
Shawn Scholes: Okay, fine I never disrespected you. So fair and square. Dude its between me and him.

18 Sep 13, 07:19
Jerry Nate: Shawn, shut the fuck up.
18 Sep 13, 07:19
Shawn Scholes: My apologies, Jerry.

18 Sep 13, 07:19
Jerry Nate: ....what!?
18 Sep 13, 07:19
Vladimir Strife: I can't tell if he's joking, dammit

18 Sep 13, 07:19
Jerry Nate: You were...I don't even....
18 Sep 13, 07:19
Shawn Scholes: LOL.
18 Sep 13, 07:19
Shawn Scholes: Are you both boyfriends?

18 Sep 13, 07:19
Jerry Nate: WHAT IS GOING ON, AM I IN THE TWIGHLIGHT ZONE!?
18 Sep 13, 07:19
Shawn Scholes: Are you both fucking gays!?
18 Sep 13, 07:19
Vladimir Strife: Shawn, do you know what Borat it?
18 Sep 13, 07:19
Vladimir Strife: *is?
18 Sep 13, 07:19
Shawn Scholes: Yes.
18 Sep 13, 07:20
Shawn Scholes: I dont care. Dude.
18 Sep 13, 07:20
Vladimir Strife: You should come to America and just talk to people. Film it and it would be like 10x as funny as Borat was
18 Sep 13, 07:20
Shawn Scholes: I have a logic in my statement.
18 Sep 13, 07:20
Vladimir Strife: No, I'm serious
18 Sep 13, 07:20
Vladimir Strife: I would pay money to see this sort of a thing
18 Sep 13, 07:20
Shawn Scholes: You're not funny.
18 Sep 13, 07:20
Shawn Scholes: YOU'RE NOT FUNNY. MAN TRUST ME.
18 Sep 13, 07:20
Vladimir Strife: Well.. I am somewhat..
18 Sep 13, 07:21
Vladimir Strife: But what is important is that you ARE

18 Sep 13, 07:21
Jerry Nate: No, logic and a common thought train is totally lost on you. You don't see it, but I find it to be the most interesting of things right now.
18 Sep 13, 07:21
Shawn Scholes: OMG, bed relationships.
18 Sep 13, 07:21
Vladimir Strife: I don't know if you mean to be, but you are fucking hysterical
18 Sep 13, 07:21
Shawn Scholes: Okay, answer this question.
18 Sep 13, 07:22
Shawn Scholes: If someone beats Jerry's ass out. Will you go and kick that guy's ass?
18 Sep 13, 07:22
Vladimir Strife: Oh god, my sides.

18 Sep 13, 07:22
Jerry Nate: WHAT!?

18 Sep 13, 07:22
Jerry Nate: I'm two times Mike's size and stature.
18 Sep 13, 07:22
Vladimir Strife: Beats his ass out
18 Sep 13, 07:22
Vladimir Strife: I can't breath

18 Sep 13, 07:22
Jerry Nate: Are you saving this convo?
18 Sep 13, 07:22
Shawn Scholes: LOL, stop this man.
18 Sep 13, 07:23
Shawn Scholes: Okay, wait.
18 Sep 13, 07:23
Vladimir Strife: I don't have the means to, I'm at work
18 Sep 13, 07:23
Shawn Scholes: Dont answer that question.
18 Sep 13, 07:23
Shawn Scholes: Answer this question.
18 Sep 13, 07:23
Vladimir Strife: And I'm fucking crying laughing at work
18 Sep 13, 07:23
Shawn Scholes: I am being straight now.
18 Sep 13, 07:23
Shawn Scholes: Why are you blowing your nose in between? Mr Vladimir?
18 Sep 13, 07:24
Vladimir Strife: I have NO idea what you're saying
18 Sep 13, 07:24
Shawn Scholes: Its between me and him. I am sorry. I am going to make an apology, specially for him.
18 Sep 13, 07:24
Vladimir Strife: But I'm almost positive you're the lovechild of Duke Nitro and Kahlan
18 Sep 13, 07:25
Shawn Scholes: I dont know how type of peeps are here around. If the owners are gays acctually.

18 Sep 13, 07:25
Jerry Nate: I just found out my room mates are staying home sick from work because they had to come knocking about my psycho laughter.
18 Sep 13, 07:25
Shawn Scholes: Okay, Vladimir. Where I am being wrong and illogical?


[older messages]
18 Sep 13, 07:30
[×] [o] Shawn Scholes: Hey! Jerry?
18 Sep 13, 07:30
[×] [o] Shawn Scholes: Okay, you were the one taking his side.

18 Sep 13, 07:30
[×] [o] Jerry Nate: Ok, and now you're trying to bring him back into it for another round of double ass pummalings.

18 Sep 13, 07:31
[×] [o] Jerry Nate: Shawn, I think you're secretly gay. Man, come to America. I'll set you loose on the gay bar downtown.
18 Sep 13, 07:31
[×] [o] Shawn Scholes: Okay, wait Mr Vladimir. Now I am trying to be respectful.
18 Sep 13, 07:32
[×] [o] Shawn Scholes: I can bang a good answer to your face! But no. I wont shoot any answer like that.

18 Sep 13, 07:32
[×] [o] Jerry Nate: No, please...go ahead.
18 Sep 13, 07:32
[×] [o] Vladimir Strife: XD
18 Sep 13, 07:33
[×] [o] Vladimir Strife: Jerry, he is going to bang a good answer to your face..
18 Sep 13, 07:33
[×] [o] Shawn Scholes: I want to come to the point and I want to end this fucking issue.
18 Sep 13, 07:33
[×] [o] Shawn Scholes: That whats the problem?
18 Sep 13, 07:33
[×] [o] Shawn Scholes: Okay you guys can make fun.

18 Sep 13, 07:34
[×] [o] Jerry Nate: You don't even know what we're doing here, do you?
18 Sep 13, 07:34
[×] [o] Shawn Scholes: I know I make English errors.
18 Sep 13, 07:34
[×] [o] Shawn Scholes: Yeah I know.

18 Sep 13, 07:34
[×] [o] Jerry Nate: You're being a dipshit and an asshole, and we're putting you in your place. Or just making you angrier for our amusement.
18 Sep 13, 07:34
[×] [o] Shawn Scholes: You both are banging each others ass in the bed and then you both are protecting each other.
18 Sep 13, 07:35
[×] [o] Vladimir Strife: Look... I'm big... but I can't reach to Colorado

18 Sep 13, 07:35
[×] [o] Jerry Nate: I CAN'T FEEL MY SIDES
18 Sep 13, 07:35
[×] [o] Vladimir Strife: Missouri? Sure.. but not Colorado. That would be ridiculous

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[Tamatoa Harikoa]

Vladimir Strife: Jerry, he is going to bang a good answer to your face..


Oh my gosh. That made my day!

[M BISON]

[Desperado]

I just had my appendix taken out and that conversation almost made me laugh my stitches out. How did I even miss this?

[DomSantiago]

May 8, 2015 3:19:09 GMT -4 M BISON said:

THIS WAS THE SINGLE GREATEST MOMENT IN EVPW HISTORY...

[M BISON]

I missed you.

[DomSantiago]

On second thought, the audio version of the infamous Vladimir Strife channels EVERY NFL LINEMAN EVER backstage against Amanda Hallsworth was the best moment in EVPW History.

So Rob you are responsible for both of EVPW's high marks. He is a national treasure.

[Vladimir Strife]

This. That accent was great. If I remember right, that video had more views than we had members, too

[Jake Diamond]

I've been working on this for a few years now. I hope this is an okay place to post this?

gahwo.proboards.com/thread/7313/happy-new-year?page=1&scrollTo=40089

[Robert Garrett]

Damn, I remember that! (I was GreenSpark at the time #JobberStatus)