Post by TPK/Acid on Mar 16, 2015 3:28:16 GMT -4
The two wrestlers stand across from one another, neither one really all that eager to make a move due to the sheer amount of Legos that are littering the ring. Each competitor cautiously inches forward, more shuffling than stepping at this point. Little K lunges forward, catching Dude off guard. The Strife Slayer wraps her arms around Acid, and tries to leverage for a more advantageous position, but Acid uses his height/weight advantage and tosses Kahlan's frame down onto the rigid bed of blocks below, causing her to arch her back in pain.
JP: And I thought what we saw Kahlan go through last week was bad, no person should have to compete in this match, it's just inhuman.
3D: Get outa here, it's just a bunch of Legos!
JP: Dave, you ever step on a lego? Now, imagine that literally everywhere you step you step on one...that's what these two are dealing with here.
3D:That's actually, a really good point.
Ray: I'm just disappointed Kasabian isn't here this week. I loved watching him fight Kahlan last week, it was super sexy.
Kahlan, rather than try to get up, shifts all of her weight onto her hands, and shifts sideways throwing her foot into the side of Dude's knee. Matt's leg buckles, and he drops to a knee, howling in pain as his knee lands onto a particularity large blue Lego. Without missing a beat, Kahlan shoots forward, driving her elbow directly into the throat of The Man from Another Dimension's throat. Acid falls to the toy laden mat and gasps for air. A wry grin begins to form across Special K's face, content at what she just did to The Space Case. The British Bombshell brushes her hand across Acid's face, before lifting his head slightly up, and then sending it crashing it forcefully into the ground below.
3D: Damn it, I told him not to take K lightly. She may be smaller, but she is a firecracker in that ring.
Ray: It's just too damn bad she's a woman, what I wouldn't give for a man just like her. Oh the things I could do with that...
JP: Don't, for the love of God do not. Nobody wants to hear it, just seek counseling Ray.
As the witty banter continues from the announce team, the battle in the ring rages on. Matt has managed to make it to a stand, as Kahlan quickly attempts to close the gap. Without warning, Matt holds his hand out toward Kahlan, as sort of a stall tactic. Acid's plan works, as Kahlan raises a single eyebrow. Matt simply yells "BITCH SLAP!" and lays into Kahlan with a vicious backhand that drops her to the floor getting a giant pop from the fans in the process. The Ladder Queen, unseen by The Space Case, gets a handful of Legos, and bides her time. Sure enough, Matt attempts to capitalize on his move, but just ends up getting pelted in the face by a volley of tiny projectiles. Temporarily blinded, Matt tries to move away from Kahlan, but ends up stepping into a pile of Lego blocks. Blinded, and unbalanced, Acid's equilibrium goes out the window, and he falls with a thud to the ground.
JP: Matt Acid had it, and he lost it. Kahlan isn't messing around out there, after losing to Stalker last week, she really wants to make up for it by winning one here tonight.
3D: The broads got heart, I'll giver her that. She's not even hesitating to lay a beating on my boy in there, and if she keeps this up for the rest of the night, Acid might just get beat...again.
Ray: Well Dave, in his defense it was Mouthman who got him the first time. The breath on that guy alone is enough to beat most opponents...just sayin.
TBC By Kahlan
JP: And I thought what we saw Kahlan go through last week was bad, no person should have to compete in this match, it's just inhuman.
3D: Get outa here, it's just a bunch of Legos!
JP: Dave, you ever step on a lego? Now, imagine that literally everywhere you step you step on one...that's what these two are dealing with here.
3D:That's actually, a really good point.
Ray: I'm just disappointed Kasabian isn't here this week. I loved watching him fight Kahlan last week, it was super sexy.
Kahlan, rather than try to get up, shifts all of her weight onto her hands, and shifts sideways throwing her foot into the side of Dude's knee. Matt's leg buckles, and he drops to a knee, howling in pain as his knee lands onto a particularity large blue Lego. Without missing a beat, Kahlan shoots forward, driving her elbow directly into the throat of The Man from Another Dimension's throat. Acid falls to the toy laden mat and gasps for air. A wry grin begins to form across Special K's face, content at what she just did to The Space Case. The British Bombshell brushes her hand across Acid's face, before lifting his head slightly up, and then sending it crashing it forcefully into the ground below.
3D: Damn it, I told him not to take K lightly. She may be smaller, but she is a firecracker in that ring.
Ray: It's just too damn bad she's a woman, what I wouldn't give for a man just like her. Oh the things I could do with that...
JP: Don't, for the love of God do not. Nobody wants to hear it, just seek counseling Ray.
As the witty banter continues from the announce team, the battle in the ring rages on. Matt has managed to make it to a stand, as Kahlan quickly attempts to close the gap. Without warning, Matt holds his hand out toward Kahlan, as sort of a stall tactic. Acid's plan works, as Kahlan raises a single eyebrow. Matt simply yells "BITCH SLAP!" and lays into Kahlan with a vicious backhand that drops her to the floor getting a giant pop from the fans in the process. The Ladder Queen, unseen by The Space Case, gets a handful of Legos, and bides her time. Sure enough, Matt attempts to capitalize on his move, but just ends up getting pelted in the face by a volley of tiny projectiles. Temporarily blinded, Matt tries to move away from Kahlan, but ends up stepping into a pile of Lego blocks. Blinded, and unbalanced, Acid's equilibrium goes out the window, and he falls with a thud to the ground.
JP: Matt Acid had it, and he lost it. Kahlan isn't messing around out there, after losing to Stalker last week, she really wants to make up for it by winning one here tonight.
3D: The broads got heart, I'll giver her that. She's not even hesitating to lay a beating on my boy in there, and if she keeps this up for the rest of the night, Acid might just get beat...again.
Ray: Well Dave, in his defense it was Mouthman who got him the first time. The breath on that guy alone is enough to beat most opponents...just sayin.
TBC By Kahlan
