Post by Rhaps on Mar 8, 2015 14:34:01 GMT -4
Hello all. Rhapsy here after a long hiatus. I had an idea today for a promo but it would be a different sort of promo. It would be a funny promo similar in theme to my previous spoofs such as Rainbow Harvest or EVPW: The Musical or for other series I wrote during my time role playing. It would be written more like a story using actual characters rather than substituting various characters from here and spoofing. The story itself would be about Harry Potter in the years after the defeat of Lord Voldemorte and entitled, Harry Potter: The Later Years. I have written a sample and have included it here. Your opinions on whether this excerpt was funny or whether or not you would like to see a full and probably lengthy promo. Thanks for taking the time to read this.
Harry Potter looked around arrogantly, his haughty nature and overbearing presence stunning everyone into silence. Harry stared contemplatively for a couple of moments. The back of his head was nearly set ablaze from the number of eyes burning into it and this made him turn sharply on his heel. Harry raised his voice.
"Who among us killed Voldemorte?"
"Shhh, it's he who must not be...." the young upstart is silenced with a wizardly back hand slap.
"It's Bitchy,the dark lord of bitchiness and post menustral cramps." Harry snarled. "As I was saying, who among us killed Voldemorte? Nay, risked my life and put you all in perilous danger but ultimately succeeding but not before accumulating a body count. It was me bitches. I did the deed. I killed Lord Punk Bitch because he was a pansy faggot. Harry Potter is the king!"
"Oh and by the way, if my son fails to kill something as large as a Basilisk by the end of his second year I'll be extremely disappointed"
Harry Potter looked around arrogantly, his haughty nature and overbearing presence stunning everyone into silence. Harry stared contemplatively for a couple of moments. The back of his head was nearly set ablaze from the number of eyes burning into it and this made him turn sharply on his heel. Harry raised his voice.
"Who among us killed Voldemorte?"
"Shhh, it's he who must not be...." the young upstart is silenced with a wizardly back hand slap.
"It's Bitchy,the dark lord of bitchiness and post menustral cramps." Harry snarled. "As I was saying, who among us killed Voldemorte? Nay, risked my life and put you all in perilous danger but ultimately succeeding but not before accumulating a body count. It was me bitches. I did the deed. I killed Lord Punk Bitch because he was a pansy faggot. Harry Potter is the king!"
"Oh and by the way, if my son fails to kill something as large as a Basilisk by the end of his second year I'll be extremely disappointed"
