Post by TPK/Acid on Mar 6, 2015 23:20:55 GMT -4
The scene opens up in the parking lot of the Jared Nathan Memorial Gymnasium, TPK and Matt Acid can be seen leaning against an old hippy van. Matt looks a bit confused, whilst The Psychotic One has a gleeful grin seemingly glued to his face.
Acid: Damn man, are you sure about this? I mean, I'm all for a little chaos, but this is a bit on the strange side.
TPK: Strange? I don't follow, it seems completely normal to me dude.
Acid: I like a brawl, just as much as the next guy. But, where is the incentive? If I should walk away the winner, nothing in my official record will reflect it.
TPK: That's exactly why you need this Matt, call it a lesson of sorts. Matter of fact, don't even think of this AS winnable, wins and loses are merely for show. What really matters is keeping people excited about the product you offer. By that, I mean you. If you just show up, fight some random person, win or lose, and leave...that's ok I guess. But you stand out here, call anyone willing to show up to fight you...and I mean anyone...you show those people in there you are willing to put your neck on the line for them. That, Matt. Goes a long, long way.
Acid: Sure, I get that. But c'mon man, do you think people are going to just come out here and fight me for no goddamn reason?
TPK: I thought you might see it that way, so I went out and got something to fight for. This pink Zippo lighter!
Out of nowhere the side pannel of the van opens, an old hippy staggers out, looks at the two men just standing there, and scratches his head. He let's out a sharp breath, and looks around inside the van frantically for a moment. The old hippy then leaves the van and approaches the two men.
Old Hippy: Yeah, sorry dude. No cash right now, but here. Sorry I took a few bites man, didn't know you'd be by this soon.
With that, the old hippy hands Matt Acid an almost half eaten tuna salad sandwich, and goes on his way as if it was just a completely normal thing to hand to someone. Matt looks down at the sandwich, and then over to TPK and shrugs. TPK quickly snatches the food item away from Matt, and begins to laugh hysterically.
Acid: Sorry, I sell...
TPK: No need to explain, this just further adds to the super awesome prize pool! Now, go forth, make the challenge!
Dude starts to question this, put TPK simply places a finger on his lips, and points towards the cameraman. Matt shrugs his shoulders and calmly walks forward, until he is right in front of the camera. Matt looks back at his mentor, who has seemingly just vanished into nowhere, and shakes his head before returning his gaze to the camera. The Man from Another Land takes a moment, and composes himself, before removing his T-Shirt, and taking a short step back.
Matt: If you can hear the sound of my voice, this challenge is for you. Tonight, yours truly, is host to a beating you may never forget. Tonight we fight for glory...and apparently a pink zippo lighter, and a half eaten tuna sandwich. So, come one, come all, come...KICK...SOME....ASS!
TBC By Anyone Really
Acid: Damn man, are you sure about this? I mean, I'm all for a little chaos, but this is a bit on the strange side.
TPK: Strange? I don't follow, it seems completely normal to me dude.
Acid: I like a brawl, just as much as the next guy. But, where is the incentive? If I should walk away the winner, nothing in my official record will reflect it.
TPK: That's exactly why you need this Matt, call it a lesson of sorts. Matter of fact, don't even think of this AS winnable, wins and loses are merely for show. What really matters is keeping people excited about the product you offer. By that, I mean you. If you just show up, fight some random person, win or lose, and leave...that's ok I guess. But you stand out here, call anyone willing to show up to fight you...and I mean anyone...you show those people in there you are willing to put your neck on the line for them. That, Matt. Goes a long, long way.
Acid: Sure, I get that. But c'mon man, do you think people are going to just come out here and fight me for no goddamn reason?
TPK: I thought you might see it that way, so I went out and got something to fight for. This pink Zippo lighter!
Out of nowhere the side pannel of the van opens, an old hippy staggers out, looks at the two men just standing there, and scratches his head. He let's out a sharp breath, and looks around inside the van frantically for a moment. The old hippy then leaves the van and approaches the two men.
Old Hippy: Yeah, sorry dude. No cash right now, but here. Sorry I took a few bites man, didn't know you'd be by this soon.
With that, the old hippy hands Matt Acid an almost half eaten tuna salad sandwich, and goes on his way as if it was just a completely normal thing to hand to someone. Matt looks down at the sandwich, and then over to TPK and shrugs. TPK quickly snatches the food item away from Matt, and begins to laugh hysterically.
Acid: Sorry, I sell...
TPK: No need to explain, this just further adds to the super awesome prize pool! Now, go forth, make the challenge!
Dude starts to question this, put TPK simply places a finger on his lips, and points towards the cameraman. Matt shrugs his shoulders and calmly walks forward, until he is right in front of the camera. Matt looks back at his mentor, who has seemingly just vanished into nowhere, and shakes his head before returning his gaze to the camera. The Man from Another Land takes a moment, and composes himself, before removing his T-Shirt, and taking a short step back.
Matt: If you can hear the sound of my voice, this challenge is for you. Tonight, yours truly, is host to a beating you may never forget. Tonight we fight for glory...and apparently a pink zippo lighter, and a half eaten tuna sandwich. So, come one, come all, come...KICK...SOME....ASS!
TBC By Anyone Really
