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Post by Slut (✿ ◕‿◕) on Mar 5, 2015 22:35:31 GMT -4
Kahlan finishes off the last touch of a knot tight and secure before taking her boot off the bench. There is no one else in the locker room. She pulls up and checks her attire in the mirror on the far corner. The expected short shorts and a tight pink T-shirt, “Ooooh yea, the super slut is ready for the pervert!” After striking a mini pose with pouty lips and her hips stuck out, she sighs with satisfaction, swings the door open and marches out.
A few strides down the corridor…
“Wait, is that an actual ninja?”
Kahlan’s pause is only momentarily. She ignores the ordeal with a shrug and moves on. Few steps ahead she skids to a halt and retreats back to the previous ninja. Standing in the shadow of a door with the name plate ‘Chris Pyro’, is an all suited up in black individual.
“Aaaaah, Agent Shadow!”
The Special One rubs her chin in deep thought. She decides to approach the spider. Kahlan throws a nod up, “What’s up?” Shadow’s masked face turns to the Geordie, eyes narrowed.
“Uh, you don’t talk much eh? Like a real ninja! Well truth to be told I was wondering if we could exchange some expertise, would you like that? I’d like that!”
Again, only silence.
“You see, I have a match in a bit. The catch is… I want to know if you could teach me how to use stuff like a pair hand cuffs, or whips, oh and chains, oh oh OH and paddles, like a ninja! Oh and I’ve seen Japanese porn… the way they use ropes, please teach me Senpai! In exchange I’ll brew you some tea? Maybe?”
TBC
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Chris Pyro
Professional Wrestler
Demon with a Smile
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Post by Chris Pyro on Mar 5, 2015 23:09:44 GMT -4
Pyro is in his locker room putting on his vest when he hears a commotion outside. Frustrated about the noise, he storms out of the room.
Pyro: What the hell is going on out here?
He looks over at his Agent and realizing who is causing his annoyance he rubs the bridge of his nose.
Pyro: What do you want, Kahlan?
Agent Shadow stands at attention before Pyro gestures for him to relax.
Shadow: She just started rambling about being trained as a ninja, and Japanese porn. She doesn't shut up.
Pyro: I see. Kahlan, I haven't been a ninja for a long time. And if this is about your cheap 50 Shades of Grey fantasy match, you're on your own. I have more important things to concern myself with.
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